No cos I can't call when I'm eating.Originally posted by Black Eagle
True. Did you suprise anyone with random calls?
Well I can't call decent people while eating.
No cos I can't call when I'm eating.Originally posted by Black Eagle
True. Did you suprise anyone with random calls?
Well I can't call decent people while eating.
You called me, but you weren't eating. So obviously i am a decent being.Originally posted by Aussie_Outlaw
No cos I can't call when I'm eating.
Well I can't call decent people while eating.
Actually I was eating a magnum and having a drink when i called you.Originally posted by Black Eagle
You called me, but you weren't eating. So obviously i am a decent being.
Originally posted by Aussie_Outlaw
Actually I was eating a magnum and having a drink when i called you.
and you were talking to me while sucking your bosses dick, you are one talented biatch.
No, thats just your fantasy, and you've replaced you with myself.Originally posted by Black Eagle
and you were talking to me while sucking your bosses dick, you are one talented biatch.
Or not.Originally posted by Aussie_Outlaw
No, thats just your fantasy, and you've replaced you with myself.
Anyways, seeing as though this is a cricket thread, lets talk cricket shall we. How about Reiffel retiring. From sources close to him: his sister's friend, he did it because little bailey (his son) isn't very well. When we was born, his left leg was shorter then his right by a couple of cm and he was very premature. So after a bit of problems to begin with, some of the same problems are back and he decided to stick by his family.
Though the vics are going well without him. Inness is having a blinder, and it's about time Berry made runs.
Discuss.
In fact I don't know jack about cricket, I've been cut/pasting shiut from websites, just to see how far I could bullshit you.
Now its at 500 posts.
My fun is over.
Bye.
Same. I've never played cricket in my life!!!! And you all belived me. SuCKAS.Originally posted by Aussie_Outlaw
In fact I don't know jack about cricket, I've been cut/pasting shiut from websites, just to see how far I could bullshit you.
Now its at 500 posts.
My fun is over.
Bye.
Australia is in deep shitsky now. South Africa won and got the bonus point, now we're 4 points off South Africa and 8 points off New Zealand with only 2 games to go.
I can't believe South Africa's finish- 110 runs off 10 overs.
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Yeh, Boucher creamed em. Rhodes is a great one day player though, batted really well and set up the innings along with Gibbs.Originally posted by Commissioner Socko
Australia is in deep shitsky now. South Africa won and got the bonus point, now we're 4 points off South Africa and 8 points off New Zealand with only 2 games to go.
I can't believe South Africa's finish- 110 runs off 10 overs.
Anyways, i'm bored, so here is, my current World XI one day side:
S.Tendulkar - Best bat in the world in both forms of the game
A.Gilchrist-Flashy opener,solid keeper.Allows the extra bowler
R.Ponting - Best number 3 in the world
B.Lara - When in form, can dominate the attack
S.Fleming-Solid middle order batsmen,also captain of the side
J.Kallis - Great all rounder
C.Harris - Good bat and a great bowler in the later overs
C.Cairns - Best all rounder in the game
S.Pollock - Quality opening bowler who can bat
W.Akram -Pollock's opening partner who can be a pinch hitter
D.Vettori - Great one day spinner
Well there you have it, plenty of suprise selections, but it's my team so fuck off.
Originally posted by Black Eagle
Anyways, onto more important news, i got wickets yesterday!!!
*crowd cheers*
Yeh, took 3/29 of 10.3 Would have bowled a lot more but cramped up and my shin splints agrovated againm, so i left the field for a while. We bowled South Melbourne out for 170 and we are 2 fa 10. On their shitty little ground, we should do it. I'm batting at number 6!
Also, with another injury to a one's player, David Shepard, if i get runs, then i most likely will get a game in the magoos. Go Me
Rhys mt friend.....you really have to seriously do something about those shins of yours.....
Its good to see you are in form too....taking 3 not bad at all...
But if you get to brag...Then I will also....
Well the last 2 games I have single handedly won the game in 1 day for my team.....
Taking 5/20 off 9 overs the first game....Absolutely ripped the heart out of their top order...
and yesterday also taking 5/20 again this time off 15 overs....absolutely slaughtered them...should of had 7 wickets though...Our slips corden are a bunch of Leppas and cant catch..
But none the less....Ive made headlines in our local paper again...and considering a move to Melbourne to play cricket...still considering playing maybe 1's and Hawthorn or 2's and 3's at Melbourne....Hard decision...
Yeh, my shins are fucked.Originally posted by Aussie Ando
Rhys mt friend.....you really have to seriously do something about those shins of yours.....
Its good to see you are in form too....taking 3 not bad at all...
But if you get to brag...Then I will also....
Well the last 2 games I have single handedly won the game in 1 day for my team.....
Taking 5/20 off 9 overs the first game....Absolutely ripped the heart out of their top order...
and yesterday also taking 5/20 again this time off 15 overs....absolutely slaughtered them...should of had 7 wickets though...Our slips corden are a bunch of Leppas and cant catch..
But none the less....Ive made headlines in our local paper again...and considering a move to Melbourne to play cricket...still considering playing maybe 1's and Hawthorn or 2's and 3's at Melbourne....Hard decision...
You are in good form Scottie. Though you need to progress into a league that will get you somewhere. Shall i suggest District cricket. Ok? now, what you will need to be successful is a good club................Hawthorn?
Orighty, i'll tell peter roach that your interested
Originally posted by Black Eagle
Yeh, my shins are fucked.
You are in good form Scottie. Though you need to progress into a league that will get you somewhere. Shall i suggest District cricket. Ok? now, what you will need to be successful is a good club................Hawthorn?
Orighty, i'll tell peter roach that your interested
You just wait right there Rhys...
I am still deciding where I am playing....
You know I would love to come to Hawthorn to play cricket with you...that would be awesome...
But it all depends where I go to Uni and how far where I live is to where training would be...
So dont go saying anything as yet..
I just hope to keep bowling well and hopefully a 1'st game isnt to far away...
Wasn't going anywhere mate. The door is always open at a district club. They would start you off in the magoos, and you would progress your way into the ones.Originally posted by Aussie Ando
You just wait right there Rhys...
I am still deciding where I am playing....
You know I would love to come to Hawthorn to play cricket with you...that would be awesome...
But it all depends where I go to Uni and how far where I live is to where training would be...
So dont go saying anything as yet..
I just hope to keep bowling well and hopefully a 1'st game isnt to far away...
Australia plays NZ today to keep trying for a spot in the finals.
Must win game.
Draggin the thread back up.
New Zealand are 2/37 off 11 overs. Australia's looking alright so far.
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WHATOriginally posted by Black Eagle
Thats right, i forgot the main part of australia's mission statement for this summer.....lose as many tests as possible. That is why they would include Bevan
he's a hack. Your NSW bias is seeping through there bennyboy
GO AUSSIES!
Finally, Australia has defeated New Zealand this summer. Imagine not beating them at all, it would be very embarassing for Australia as a whole. Anyway, Bevan fantastic innings. In his proper spot to do his job, and he did it perfectly. 102 off 95 (I think) Warney and Lee did well and Bichel got a very handy 11 runs off 5 balls, pretty good for a number 10. Warney got absolutely smacked off his first over, but I dunno how he went after that. The New Zealand comentator was giving him crap and Tony Greig hit back by saying that he is the greatest leg-spinner ever and that for so long he has scared the Kwis, and now they beat him for one over they think they own him. Great stuff! Go Aussies, now we need to do the same to South Africa, and then we're in the finals!
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WHATOriginally posted by Black Eagle
HAHAHHAHAHAHA
ohhh bennyboy, you make me laugh
Bevan is a dud, simple as that
WHATOriginally posted by Proto Man
Parcheesi, Bevan, god he doesn't do much these days. Martyn is above him. Plus you do know what another name for a Bogan is.... yes thats right a Bevan.
WHATOriginally posted by Aussie_Outlaw
Sorry,
Nah I disargee, Bevan is the fault Australia lost, he didnt rotate the strike when ponting was at the wicket, which caused Ponting to fuck up because he was "out of practice" and thus caused the slide of the middle order.
Bevan should be dropped.
NOW.
WHATOriginally posted by kore_terminator
I can explain this one. For a guy who has batted at number 6 for a great majority of his career (and I'm still sticking to my story, he is a world class number 6, only that he is a domestic number 4), his numbers of his career stats is almost self explanatory...
M I NO Runs HS Ave SR
166 147 51 5421 108* 56.46 75.10
The strike rate of 75.10 is almost standard in todays cricket world. The average of 56.46 is yes, world class. But it is saturated by the amount of not outs. Still, i'll take an average like that. I'm betting its a hell of a lot higher when he is in his RIGHT spot, that being at 6.
One final thing, a detailed reason I found at Cricket.Org, why Bevan is not included in the test team:
Bevan also enjoyed a promising start to his Test career but his inability to counter the perception that he has a weakness against well directed short-pitched bowling has ensured that, to date, he has made far less appearances in that arena. (John Polack, July 2000) .
WHATOriginally posted by Black Eagle
Finally, Parcheesi is beginning to tell the truth. He finally agrees that Bevan is a dud, and he has also admitted little boys make him wet! :etf:
No Bevan?Originally posted by Black Eagle
S.Tendulkar - Best bat in the world in both forms of the game
A.Gilchrist-Flashy opener,solid keeper.Allows the extra bowler
R.Ponting - Best number 3 in the world
B.Lara - When in form, can dominate the attack
S.Fleming-Solid middle order batsmen,also captain of the side
J.Kallis - Great all rounder
C.Harris - Good bat and a great bowler in the later overs
C.Cairns - Best all rounder in the game
S.Pollock - Quality opening bowler who can bat
W.Akram -Pollock's opening partner who can be a pinch hitter
D.Vettori - Great one day spinner
WHAT
What?Originally posted by The Parcheesi
WHAT
About time he was in his true spot, good on ya Bevo.Originally posted by somebody who thinks Bevan sucks as a number 4
Still, i'll take an average like that. I'm betting its a hell of a lot higher when he is in his RIGHT spot, that being at 6.
Go Bevo!
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Just think Ben, once Bevan fails, Dave and me will be all over you like a Seagull on left over chips.
Originally posted by Black Eagle
Just think Ben, once Bevan fails, Dave and me will be all over you like a Seagull on left over chips.
Just bring it, bitch. I've been defending Bevan to biased wankers for about 5 years now. And my opinions are always justified in the end. So if you don't have the guts to swallow your pride and abandon the sinking "anti-Bevan" ship like rats as the rest of your cohorts are in droves, I invite you to suggest a better player who could take Bevan's place in the team. Or a player who's made more impact in the history of one day internationals. Or even merely a player who's scored over 250 so far this VB series despite only playing in 5 of 7 games.
Well, i just reeled off a few names to you on AIM. But my obvious choice is Darren Lehmann. Boof is the leading run scorer in the Pura Cup/Sheffield Shield competition, and is continuing to make runs in both forms of domestic cricket.Originally posted by The Parcheesi
Just bring it, bitch. I've been defending Bevan to biased wankers for about 5 years now. And my opinions are always justified in the end. So if you don't have the guts to swallow your pride and abandon the sinking "anti-Bevan" ship like rats as the rest of your cohorts are in droves, I invite you to suggest a better player who could take Bevan's place in the team. Or a player who's made more impact in the history of one day internationals. Or even merely a player who's scored over 250 so far this VB series despite only playing in 5 of 7 games.
How the fuck, can he have only played 9 tests? It's amazing.
I just heard from the news that Lehmann has made it into the touring squad, im guessing for the one that leaves for South Africa/Zimbabwe in a few weeks time. The man looked very happy at the news conference, although I doubt that he will get into the test team.Originally posted by Black Eagle
Well, i just reeled off a few names to you on AIM. But my obvious choice is Darren Lehmann. Boof is the leading run scorer in the Pura Cup/Sheffield Shield competition, and is continuing to make runs in both forms of domestic cricket.
How the fuck, can he have only played 9 tests? It's amazing.
With the form of M Waugh very indecisive, he may just get a chance at the number 4 spot.
Do I need to verify a response for this? Granted, the innings he played was one of the best, but does it match the 175 that Kapil Dev made back in 1983, when India were 5/26? Viv Richards, IMO is the greatest one day batter of all time. 'The Master Blaster' would be laughing his ass off, Bevan is world class but he should not be seen as the greatest of all time.Taken from the herald sun, by Steve Waugh
Why Bevan is the best batsman ever to play one day cricket
".....Bevo showed why he is the best batsman ever to have played one-day cricket"
Well that is a very good fact that you have stated there....
Hey is up there that is for sure....
But the thing I think that Steve Waugh could of been referring to was that he is the best batsman in the world at the moment at one day cricket.....And I think he has been the best ever batsman at planning his innings....He plays to the situation always...No other batsman in the world has ever done that Better that Michael Bevan I think...and I think alot of others would agree with me....Even better that Sir viv Richards and Sachin Tendulkar.....
But not as good as Rhys Adams.....
I've heard some stories about this guyOriginally posted by Aussie Ando
But not as good as Rhys Adams.....
I think Steve Waugh has played his trump card, Bevan is a great planning batter but Waugh has used this to scare the others, maybe even to hide the fact that Warnie got carted around the joint.
Fucking no talented, worthless piece of shit.Originally posted by kore_terminator
I've heard some stories about this guy
I think Steve Waugh has played his trump card, Bevan is a great planning batter but Waugh has used this to scare the others, maybe even to hide the fact that Warnie got carted around the joint.
Who......Bevan, S Waugh, Warnie?Originally posted by Black Eagle
Fucking no talented, worthless piece of shit.
I'm surprised that this story about Bevan wasnt posted earlier, and probably in a more positive manner.
I was talking about Rhys Adams.Originally posted by kore_terminator
Who......Bevan, S Waugh, Warnie?
I'm surprised that this story about Bevan wasnt posted earlier, and probably in a more positive manner.
Well SA won last night and perhaps there's a chance we wont make the finals but also a chance NZ won't make the finals.
We better win tomorrow.
Hopefully
And then Bevan's innings won't count for nothing other than the money Richie makes off plugging that crappy mememororbabliabA.
Memorable labia.Originally posted by Aussie_Outlaw
Well SA won last night and perhaps there's a chance we wont make the finals but also a chance NZ won't make the finals.
We better win tomorrow.
Hopefully
And then Bevan's innings won't count for nothing other than the money Richie makes off plugging that crappy mememororbabliabA.
No Dave, that wasn't directed at you.
Damn.Originally posted by The Parcheesi
Memorable labia.
But i think i know who it was
Originally posted by Aussie_Outlaw
Damn.
But i think i know who it was
Yer, Rhysy came over last night and we re-enacted that scene from "Basic Instinct". But sshhh I never kiss and tell...
And RHys thought I sent him that SMS.Originally posted by The Parcheesi
Yer, Rhysy came over last night and we re-enacted that scene from "Basic Instinct". But sshhh I never kiss and tell...
Originally posted by The Parcheesi:
Memorable labia.
No Dave, that wasn't directed at you.Originally posted by Aussie Outlaw:
Damn.
But i think i know who it wasOriginally posted by The Parcheesi:
Yer, Rhysy came over last night and we re-enacted that scene from "Basic Instinct". But sshhh I never kiss and tell...Getting back to the cricket... I can't believe Shaun Pollock's spanking of James Franklin last night, amazing! That's very cotsly for the Aussies, because now we need to beat New Zealand and gain a bonus point in order to qualify. It's gonna be very tough, but it's possible. Hopefully Bevo can perform some magic again. Let's see if Junior can secure his place in the OD squad, and if Gilly can find his batting form again. Punta has had a great series, I'm expecting him to do well. Marto has been alright, he'll need to try and stay in and make a big score. Tugga needs a good performance to secure his place too, coz even though he's captain, his future is looking bad. The Freak will need to pull off his freakish abilities to give us a good chance of winning. Warnie will find bowling tough, because Perth is mainly a fast-pitch, but he should do fine. Lee will be looking for a few wickets, and Bichel will hope for another amazing performance, while Pigeon will wanna keep up his consistant form.Originally posted by Aussie_Outlaw:
And RHys thought I sent him that SMS.
I got everyones nickname except for Bichel and Lee!
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Don't know what you were watching!! Brett Lee's nickname is Binger. Not sure about Bichel's though.Originally posted by Commissioner Socko
Getting back to the cricket... I can't believe Shaun Pollock's spanking of James Franklin last night. I got everyones nickname except for Bichel and Lee!
You do look great in a dress though Ben.Originally posted by The Parcheesi
Yer, Rhysy came over last night and we re-enacted that scene from "Basic Instinct". But sshhh I never kiss and tell...
Yeah, but come on. It was a fair effort for a wog to name 9 out of 11.Originally posted by Black Eagle:
Don't know what you were watching!! Brett Lee's nickname is Binger. Not sure about Bichel's though.
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Ner. You're the one with the memorable labia, remember?Originally posted by Black Eagle
You do look great in a dress though Ben.
What?Originally posted by The Parcheesi
Or even merely a player who's scored over 250 so far this VB series despite only playing in 5 of 7 games.
Make that over 251 runs. When we needed a great performance, thank god the selectors picked Lehmann to play.
And thank god Bevan scored that 102*, or the game would've been irrelevant anyway.Originally posted by kore_terminator
What?
Make that over 251 runs. When we needed a great performance, thank god the selectors picked Lehmann to play.
Lehmann is having a great comeback match. 2 wickets, 49 runs not out. Brett Lee had an unbelievable innings, and that over against Donald, especially for a bowler. Not looking good for Australia, won't make the finals.
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Straya sucks at cricket.
It's almost over. Steve Waugh is going to need to make some hard decisions regarding both his place and his brothers in the one day side.
Correction....It is over.
No more cricket??? The South African home series is in a few weeks, and the guys who have Foxtel get it on Fox Sports Live.
If only we had beaten NZ two more time instead of SA
We're only eliminated because NZ beat us 3 times to the one time we defeated them.
We weren't the worst team in as NZ had a worse NRR than us.
Also Stephen Flemming said yesterday the system needs an overhauld perhaps this is the way to force it.
Team NRR
South Africa +0.064
Australia +0.102
New Zealand -0.154
See, We're clearly not the worse side, but we've finished third. Overhaul needed?
Plus Stephen Flemming said yesterday they deliberately went slow to deny Australia a win. Is this against the spirit of the game?
According to the Laws of cricket (2000 code):
4. The Spirit of the Game involves RESPECT for:
Your opponents
Your own captain and team
The role of the umpires
The game’s traditional values
So perhaps NZ should be docked? Well they are fining people for all stupid things these days.
Whatya think?
Hmmm a strange one but I doubt nothing will ever come of it.
I knew when I watched it they threw the game.
And didn't their captain admit it earlier today?
Anyway, they may have beaten us by playing unfairly in one sport (despite not being the best team), but by god...just wait til the league and Rugby Tests start...oh yeah.
I actually really liked that match. The best part was the look on Kallis' face after Brett Lee's bouncer... There's definitely some bad blood between them two.
I feel sorry for the seagull though.
R.I.P. little fella'.
What really is the piont of having the Net Run rate if the positions of the ladder are based on a head to head system?? Scrap the bonus point system, it really is not needed.
All we need is RoA to come in here and give it to Australia. (Bloody Kiwi's)
Plus Stephen Flemming said yesterday they deliberately went slow to deny Australia a win. Is this against the spirit of the game?
Yes it is, but Australia knows that the spirit of the game went out with Colin Miller's career. Back in 1999 during the World Cup, the Australian's batted at a rate of 3.00 runs an over in one match to prevent the New Zealanders preceeding in the tourny. Alas, they copped a shitload of flak for it, and the situation has been repeated....and it's not a surprise that it's come back to bite us.
you know they were only getting australia back for doing it to them in the world cup
Can't complain about the fact the New Zealand deliberately went slow, because Australia did it in 1999. But what I can complain about, is the fact Australia didn't go through. The system is unfair.
If you look at the ladder, you will see RSA is the best team. And we beat the best team 3 times to 1, compared to New Zealands 1 to 3. That rule shouldn't be used, the net run rate should be, and Australia had a better one than New Zealand did. We deserve to go through.
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New Zealand, were in a position were they could put Australia out of the finals series. They new the rules and stuck to it. I thought it was very tactically sound and clever of the New Zealand Heirachy.
They had to think whether they wanted to play South Africa or Australia in the best out of 3 final series. Obviously Australia is the better side and chose to knock them out by taking a go slow tactic.
The media makes it out to be a big thing, same as the World Cup incident with Australia. But they arn't breaking any rules, so it's a good idea.
On another note, Lehmann showed the selectors why he should have been in the side at the very start. The man is a genius with the bat and a handy left arm slow bowler.
Just chucking this over the bails, back to the top.
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Thanks a lot buddyOriginally posted by Commissioner Socko
Just chucking this over the bails, back to the top.
Anyone know how the first final ended up? I would go over the baggygreen, but i can't be fucked at the moment.
Good to see the melbourne people supporting an event like the first final. The first ball would have seen about 20 people in the stadium!!!
SA won with 5 overs and 7 wickets to go.
NZ only scored 190.
Yeah the Melbourne public were really excited to see such a match.
But don't worry, because in a few weeks time, that empty stadium you saw, will be full of Victorians, dying to see a Sherrin being kicked around the park.
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An interesting fact, this thread has the second highest amount of replies on the NW Forum ever. A fair achievement, we need 157 posts to eclipse the current record which is currently the 'Post Pictures of Yourself' thread. And that has been inactive for a month, so I'm pretty sure we can overtake it soon. C'mon Aussies c'mon!
(As you can tell, I'm very bored.)
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Fuck that football shite. Cricket season is still active. Take that shit talk over to the arial pingpong thread.Originally posted by Commissioner Socko
Yeah the Melbourne public were really excited to see such a match.
But don't worry, because in a few weeks time, that empty stadium you saw, will be full of Victorians, dying to see a Sherrin being kicked around the park.
In 4-5 weeks, the MCG will see a game between Hawthorn Monash Uni vs Melbourne. Come on.
What about that word association thread, how long did that go for?Originally posted by Commissioner Socko
An interesting fact, this thread has the second highest amount of replies on the NW Forum ever. A fair achievement, we need 157 posts to eclipse the current record which is currently the 'Post Pictures of Yourself' thread. And that has been inactive for a month, so I'm pretty sure we can overtake it soon. C'mon Aussies c'mon!
(As you can tell, I'm very bored.)
Good to see we stuck by this thread.
Better yet, when do you get to play so we can see your talents on show?? Imagine having us all there, ya wouldnt know who to hit first.Originally posted by Black Eagle
In 4-5 weeks, the MCG will see a game between Hawthorn Monash Uni vs Melbourne. Come on.
It's good to see that by getting a slower rate, the New Zealanders managed to shoot themselves by putting the most half assed effort against the South Africans a few days ago. Stuff you Kiwi's, too smart to keep Australia out, too stupid to win the series.
Note, the last sentance may make no sense what so ever
I only need to make a few runs and i'll be playing in that MCG game.Originally posted by kore_terminator
Better yet, when do you get to play so we can see your talents on show?? Imagine having us all there, ya wouldnt know who to hit first.
It's good to see that by getting a slower rate, the New Zealanders managed to shoot themselves by putting the most half assed effort against the South Africans a few days ago. Stuff you Kiwi's, too smart to keep Australia out, too stupid to win the series.
Note, the last sentance may make no sense what so ever
Over 500 Posts
where did you run off to?Originally posted by squizza
Over 500 Posts
POST COUNTS IN THIS THREAD
Aussie_Outlaw 134 + American_Outlaw 4
Black Eagle 129
kore_terminator 84
The Parcheesi 74
Aussie Ando 26
Commissioner Socko 19
squizza 19
Damn Rhys is catchin me since I stopped postin here.
But really its mainly four of us.
And thats not inculding the me/ben banning experience.
Black Eagle, if you live in Victoria, then under no circumstances can you call Aussie Rules, arial pingpong. That's only what Yanks and New South Welshmen call it (coz they're gay)
Make that 20 posts for the Commish. I'm catching ya Outlaw.
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Originally posted by Aussie_Outlaw
And thats not inculding the me/ben banning experience.
If you were to count the times you got other posters to post your opinions for ya, then you would be on about 150 posts. That week that you were banned for, I reckon about 10 people posted that probably had no clue about the game of cricket.
Runs to find a cricket bat to defend his title (see its cricket related)Originally posted by Commissioner Socko
Make that 20 posts for the Commish. I'm catching ya Outlaw.
Thats what i was reffering to.Originally posted by kore_terminator
If you were to count the times you got other posters to post your opinions for ya, then you would be on about 150 posts. That week that you were banned for, I reckon about 10 people posted that probably had no clue about the game of cricket.[/COLOR]
I also got people to post for Rhys.
Make some runs, and we will all go see ya play, we will even sit up in Bay 13 and get some crowd involvment goin.Originally posted by Black Eagle
I only need to make a few runs and i'll be playing in that MCG game.
You mean we're gonna throw bottles at Rhys, then yes I'm up for it.Originally posted by kore_terminator
Make some runs, and we will all go see ya play, we will even sit up in Bay 13 and get some crowd involvment goin.
You mean that you posed as Rhys and gave them his font/color....I remember some of those posts making no sense whatsoever, and they were quite funny (provided that Rhys didnt see them).Originally posted by Aussie_Outlaw
Thats what i was reffering to.
I also got people to post for Rhys.
WOOO Olympic post 1956!Originally posted by Aussie_Outlaw
You mean we're gonna throw bottles at Rhys, then yes I'm up for it.
YAY
Yep lets go find one, I know the rough date, give or take a day.Originally posted by kore_terminator
You mean that you posed as Rhys and gave them his font/color....I remember some of those posts making no sense whatsoever, and they were quite funny (provided that Rhys didnt see them).
Originally posted by Colasse
Well, because my name is Rhys and I play cricket for Victoria. Ben, Bevan cured you're leprosy. Can you send him down here because I need some batting help. I can only hit about 2 every game and Ando says its because of my shoddy footwork and the fact I'm half-blind when I come out to bat. I mean its not my problem the fridge is overstocked with beer.
Help me please
-Rhys (aka. Black Eagle)Look on this page for the whole banned convo spanning people who know jack shit on cricket.Originally posted by the_raven
Since I am the great Black Eagle, I told them to get FUCKED.
Don't listern to what Ando tells you, he'll say I was dropped from Sub-standard batting and fielding as well as bowling. He's not to be trusted. They tried to pay me $50 to play but I told them my appearance fee was $51, unfortunately they couldn't afford it so they got Michael Bevan, who only costs $2.50 and a snag in bread. God that guy's low.
http://www.rajahwwf.com/forum/showth...0&pagenumber=8
Dammit you beat me to it, and I was the only guy on that page who knew what cricket was. Its great to hear that Bevan helped Rhys overcome his leprosy, its about the only thing Bevo got his bat on for the whole summer.Originally posted by Colasse
Well, because my name is Rhys and I play cricket for Victoria. Ben, Bevan cured you're leprosy. Can you send him down here because I need some batting help. I can only hit about 2 every game and Ando says its because of my shoddy footwork and the fact I'm half-blind when I come out to bat. I mean its not my problem the fridge is overstocked with beer.
Help me please
-Rhys (aka. Black Eagle)
Of course I beat you, it took me two minutes, plus I'm lookin at 40 posts per day not 20, and I knew the ECG post was at the top of the page.Originally posted by kore_terminator
Dammit you beat me to it, and I was the only guy on that page who knew what cricket was. Its great to hear that Bevan helped Rhys overcome his leprosy, its about the only thing Bevo got his bat on for the whole summer.
2 minutes to your 5.
No wonder I ruleth.
The few people that rock up to his game, and they are only there to pelt bottles at him. Just like in Pakistan.Originally posted by Aussie_Outlaw
You mean we're gonna throw bottles at Rhys, then yes I'm up for it.
Rhys played in pakistan?Originally posted by kore_terminator
The few people that rock up to his game, and they are only there to pelt bottles at him. Just like in Pakistan.
Yeh, Dave got some people to post for me. Still funny though.
Fuck this cricket thread rules. I gotta catch Dave.
I almost forgot Jonesy's ben post.
Originally posted by The Parcheesi
I have come to the conclusion that Michael Bevan is a bit of a poof, and I therefore withdraw my support for him.
My computer sucks so don't overestimate your greatness......so um, how much homework do you have again?????Originally posted by Aussie_Outlaw
No wonder I ruleth.
Yeh, don't you remember it. I made 334 but declared overnight because i didn't want to show Don Bradman up.Originally posted by Aussie_Outlaw
Rhys played in pakistan?
Fuck i could have buried him (parden the pun). What a waste.
I have fuck all thanks mick. I'm on top of year 12, unlike Aussie Outlaw who has cut down in online time just to catch up to the rest of the class.Originally posted by kore_terminator
My computer sucks so don't overestimate your greatness......so um, how much homework do you have again?????
nah i did it off my own bat, i decided to poke fun at you.Originally posted by Black Eagle
Yeh, Dave got some people to post for me. Still funny though.
Fuck this cricket thread rules. I gotta catch Dave.
You'll never catch me.
Originally posted by Aussie_Outlaw
nah i did it off my own bat, i decided to poke fun at you.
You'll never catch me.
You just never know.
Thanx TubbyOriginally posted by Black Eagle
Yeh, don't you remember it. I made 334 but declared overnight because i didn't want to show Don Bradman up.
Fuck i could have buried him (parden the pun). What a waste.
No, call me Tails.Originally posted by Aussie_Outlaw
Thanx Tubby
Yeah it sucks, I've got a much harder course than rhys, and so im mainly only postin on efed.Originally posted by Black Eagle
I have fuck all thanks mick. I'm on top of year 12, unlike Aussie Outlaw who has cut down in online time just to catch up to the rest of the class.
Gee, you get excited for no reason.Originally posted by Aussie_Outlaw
WOOO Olympic post 1956!
YAY
Bullshit, how can you say further maths is harder then specialists. Your fucked in the head.Originally posted by Aussie_Outlaw
Yeah it sucks, I've got a much harder course than rhys, and so im mainly only postin on efed.
I do, I did it.Originally posted by Black Eagle
You just never know.
I'm doing spec and methods, which are the hardest 2.Originally posted by Black Eagle
Bullshit, how can you say further maths is harder then specialists. Your fucked in the head.
DIPSHIT
This insane few minutes has bolstered my post count. In a few days i'll bring this thread back to order and make a few cricket posts.Originally posted by Aussie_Outlaw
I do, I did it.
I thought you understood the concept of sacasm, obviously i thought wrong.Originally posted by Aussie_Outlaw
I'm doing spec and methods, which are the hardest 2.
DIPSHIT
OK TubbyOriginally posted by Black Eagle
No, call me Tails.
Tails.Originally posted by Aussie_Outlaw
OK Tubby
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