Cook's a brilliant batsman but doesn't seem to have the necessary chops for captain. I can't believe what I've read this morning about having all 9 fielders on the boundary rope, totally embarrassing.
Sounds like we'll be perfectly matched.
Our selectors seem to have a hard-on for all rounders at the moment. So instead of having five really good batsmen and five really good bowlers we always seem to have two or three of each, and then up to six blokes who are mediocre at both.
I can't take this, bloody nora.
I fucking love Monty.
Matt Prior is untouchable at the minute. Incredible effort to get the draw here.
Superb stuff. This has been a bad end to the winter and Monday was the worst cricket I've seen England play in a while but I'm not going to overreact too much based on this. We were comfortably on the way to winning the last test before two days of rain, and getting KP back will help the batting order. We're still a decent settled side who just won a test series in India, so the complete opposite of the Aussies.
Australia
Christ.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-21962728
NZ cricketer Jesse Ryder 'beaten up'
New Zealand cricketer Jesse Ryder has been taken to hospital after reportedly being beaten up near a bar in Christchurch.
He is believed to have suffered serious head injuries after the alleged assault and is now in intensive care.
Details of the incident early on Thursday remain sketchy.
The 28-year-old cricketer had been due to fly to Delhi to start his $300,000 (£200,000) contract in the Indian Premier League.
Ryder's friends and fellow cricketers have been sending messages of support via social media.
"The whole NZC team's thoughts are with @DijaRyder this morning," New Zealand cricket tweeted.
Ryder - who has featured in New Zealand's national team - plays his domestic cricket with Wellington.