Badger wins lol!
Badger wins lol!
You deserve it!
Thanks.Originally Posted by 3puppies
But yeah probably gonna knock the Mafia on the head at least for a bit. Been playing it for way too many years so need to get new..or re-explore interests.
Last edited by Badger; May 16th, 2024 at 10:24 AM.
Vote Badger.
Badger - 2 (Badger, Jitters)
Day phase ends - never
Unvote
Vote Morrison
I'm voting Morrison because he's been quiet this phase.
and that’s a bad thing?
what’s a woman? badger cannot pull one! surely not!!!!
dinnae worry…eating newbs does distract one.
ps aew rules. wwe sucks. where is the fuckin shift key!
@Morrison I kid of course.
Last edited by Badger; May 19th, 2024 at 8:43 PM.
Umm bit off-topic. Vote Badger!!
Ok unvote
Vote No Lynch.
Badger isn't retiring he's just trying to see who else votes him...
He's probably town
I'd like to hear from Morrison and 3puppies though.
I'm not sure about Wardy right now.
Vote Wardy
Vote: Tequila
We need more!!!
I see someone has been catching up on Mafia stuff. ��
Yes wardy and I have spoken. Unfortunately he’s rather busy plus doesn’t do Discord so won’t be playing games again.
I will pass along your vote though lll.
What about Blind Ninjas vote on Tequila?
Sorry @Jitters. Sloppy record keeping!!
Badger - 1 (Badger)
No Lynch - 1 (Jitters)
Tequila - 1 (Blind Ninja)
Day phase ends never
Up to date now.
Last edited by Badger; May 22nd, 2024 at 10:37 AM.
Is Badger looking to distract us? Is he overwhelmed with confusion, or is he trying to confuse us all the more? Does he just not like his assigned role, or is he methodically planning ahead a few games to one he'll be running? I don't want to fall in the trap of just blaming the mod.
My guess is that his now cleaned up, no longer "filthy" reputation, will just to take some getting used to.
Somebody else probably has deets, but sus or not, the only thing I believe is that he's 100% fun.
I initially presumed we are voting to reward someone, in which case I'd be happy to vote a random prize to Badger. Hence my earlier post that he is certainly deserving. But other votes since then make me wonder - and if it's either sleep or a yeet we're considering, well I selfishly want Badger to stick around.
This is a well thought out post... I dont want to see 3pups going anywhere, anytime soon.
We really havent been told anything other then day never ends.
@Badger Is this a yeet vote or reward vote?
Now that would be teeelling!
GAME EVENT INCOMING…
Unvote
Vote Badger.
That's the game event...
GAME EVENT INCOMING
Please hold all posting….
Oh shit, it’s been three hours….umm anyway Game Event.
Jitters is unsure of our young hero Badger As a result of this indecision, young [color=purple] survives but may be asked at any point by Badger to change his name back to King Diamond.
PS Blind Ninja is taking plenty of tequila..but maybe in danger of liking it too much. A mysterious force may or may not challenge him to a drinking contest.
Meanwhile, 3puppies is sitting back WATCHING what happens to our young hero Badger with binoculars!!
You all may now resume posting!
I'll probably get modkilled for saying this, but if this turns out to be a forever Day 1 shitpost thread, I am not sure if I'll be disappointed in it, or proud of Badger's work.
Hmmmm……
Badger pats 3 puppies on all three of the Cerberus canine heads.
Continue posting!
No such thing as liking tequila too much.
Im OK with drinking with and/or against CWE, provided we are going top shelf tequila and not bargain barrel shit
If @CWE approves then so do I.
With? Sure. Against? I don't help people kill themselves...
I applaud our brave marine here. Speaking of marines on tequila…
VOTE COUNT
Badger - 2 (Badger, Jitters)
Tequila - 1 (Blind Ninja)
Day phase ends never.
Sorry I just realised that it’s been a while since we had a vote count. Sorry just finding my feet as mod again. I do normally spam vote counts lol.
A likely story...
CWE is essentially a combo of Mr Lahey and Ricky from Trailer Park Boys.
He follows the tequila/liquor, you try to shoot him with a tranquilliser dart, he’s immune because of pure tequila rather than dope like Ricky.
Don’t know if he’d lie to the cops like Ricky does lol.
Maybeee, he’s just Julian but with a glass of tequila always in his hand rather than a rum and coke?
Last edited by Badger; May 24th, 2024 at 5:46 AM.
I flat out tell cops/anyone when I break the law. They never believe me.
Managers at work...
What are you doing here Chris?
Me. "A drug deal"
Them...Haha.
My dealer walks in..."You ready?
VOTE COUNT…
Ahh already did it.
@CWE not choosing to vote either way over tequila.
Maybe watch him people!
Is it a yeet on Tequila or Badger? Could tell ya but then that would give the game away!!
You decide!
well... I dont want to get rid of tequila
So since youve said its a yeet
Unvote
Vote: Mod
FINAL VOTE COUNT???
Badger - 3 (Badger, BN, Jitters)
WRITE-UP INCOMING!!!
Could this be the day phase breaker???
Oh wait…three hours is enough already. Cannae be arsed with spoiler tags…
Badger vetos what may or may not have been his own yeet because he wants to be alive to watch @CWE and @Blind Ninja (maybe more blind at the end of this jokes)…sling tequilas! Hopefully on video!
All votes are reset.
Day phase - ends whenever or when Badger can be arsed ending it!
@mth
Dooo it!
Was Blind Ninja poisoned by this tequila?
Blind Ninja is town I reckon.
VOTE COUNT
Fuck all.
Thats an incorrect count... Didnt vote badger, voted Mod... 2 different entities
:devilgrin:
Badger is Mod…no God in this game
VOTE COUNT…
So bastard mod... got it
Vote: x
VOTE COUNT
1 - x (Blind Ninja)
See the vote counts are speeeding up back to my old speed!
PLOT TWIST…NEW CHARACTERS AND ALIGNMENTS @Blind Ninja @CWE @Jitters @3puppies and whoever else wants to watch this shitfest
ProblematicRoss, Nosh Diesel and Caito challenge Badger TequilaLC match Mazer
Blind Ninja and x have been barred from ringside.
3puppies is selling coupons…sorry tickets to this event this Friday on Badgedown!
Jitters is somewhere in the audience testing out random fans on trivia.
Vote Theodore Long then I guess.
VOTE COUNT
1 - x (Blind Ninja)
1 - Theodore Long (Jitters)
Blind Ninja walks through the crowd, jumps the barrier flicks off Ross and Nash, tosses a bottle of tequila to TequilaLC, then when the ref is distracted and not looking, pokes Badger in the eyes.
When the deeds were done, walks over to the commentary table and takes a seat.
Badger has Blind Ninja banned from the building for that night and reminds him that Mazer is also his lawyer.
Blind Ninja buys a ticket to the venue and walks back in as a paying customer, sitting in the front row, ringside
Badger whispers to Mazer “He’s a paying customer now? Well guess I’ll have to Mills Lane and allow it. Let’s see if he behaves!”
Blind Ninja boos at Badger and throws stale popcorn at him, while at the same time giving Mazer a high five.
“Hmm…well better than the crap I have to forage for in the woods to put food on….
MAJOR SPOILER ALERT! IF YOU DON’T WANT TO BE SPOILED…
Last edited by Badger; May 26th, 2024 at 8:31 AM.
Blind Ninja bored with the "match" at hand, gets up and walks out of the building... Who know's if or when he'll be seen again.
And I thought VK was impatient lol
Oh yeahhhh…
Just remembered I need to post the “match results”.
Will do them tomorrow at some point.
Sorry been really tied up with cycling challenge, Void’s Mafia game, Rebirth amongst other things to write this “match” up.
Once it hits night phase in Void’s game, I’ll find some time to do it.
Vote Badger
Because I suck
VOTE COUNT
1 - x (Blind Ninja)
1 - Theodore Long (Jitters)
1 - Badger (Badger)
It’s time for the Badgedown Main Event. We now go to Howard Drinkel…
“Ladies and Gentlemen! The following contest scheduled for one fall (off a ladder) is for….Tequila!!!”
The arena is sold out thanks to 3puppies @3puppies selling out the arena with his coupons/tickets. Blind Ninja @Blind Ninja thought he was so smart buying one so smart buying one so Badger and Mazer @Mazer nodded to the mascot in the chicken suit to start playing with BN in the audience. BN,tried to punch him but nothing was working. Like some sort of voodoo power but they were hobbling a bit. The mascot took off his mask…
@Jitters JittersR: (yes he’s doing commentary as well as trivia: “Oh my Gawd!!! It’s RIIIIP!” He’s whipping BN like a government mule! Did you know he was an ex-wrestler and has bad knees!”
Anyways the match starts between Badger Mazer and CWE @CWE vs ProblematicRoss, Caito and Nosh Diesel. Unfortunately CWE was throwing up and Caito was laughing at his misfortune and with the help of Morrison who came over the barricade trapped him under a series of ladders. It looked like the Tequila was his until…
JittersR: “Wait a minute who’s coming down…Oh my Gaaawd!!! It’s…”
MRS BADGER!!!!!
She pushes Caito off the ladder through tables and wielding a tennis racket better than Cornette. she beats and chases ProblematicRoss, Morrison and Nosh Diesel out the arena! Badger and Mazer free CWE. Mazer holds the ladder while Badger assists CWE up the ladder climbing with him on his shoulders.
The Patron is in his grasp….
JittersR: “He’s got it! He’s got it! He’s gooot it!”
Our heroes celebrate in the ring with a tequila bath and CWE’s sickness is cured instantly…..
*alarm clock buzzing*
Badger wakes up with a banging headache and hangover wondering what happened and what day it is today….
It is now Day One (again) and all votes have been reset.
VOTE COUNT
It is now Day One (again) and all votes have been reset.
Da fuq is this? Groundhog Day?
Yup!!!
Also Bill Murray is God. Is there anything he is not good in lol.
Hard for me to be in there when I walked out of the arena from boredom
Oh really?
Proud talk just because he got taken out by a man in a chicken suit with a bad knee.
Vote CWE
I'm leaning Badger is town let's not create a Badger train yet.
I want to hear from @virms
I've no clue what's going on.
Meh it’s nothing really. Just me on weeed!
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