Offer up an "Would you rather X or Y?" scenario, however sincere or ridiculous as you please. You can also take the Trolley Problem approach if you want. Someone responds, explains their rational if they choose to, and then offers the next choice. And so on and so forth. I'll get the ball rolling...
Would you rather:
...be able to fly but have to shit your pants to start/stop?
OR
...be able to turn invisible but have to orgasm to start/stop?
Last edited by mth; March 10th, 2024 at 11:59 AM.
Definitely turn invisible. There's lots of advantages, and you enjoy the process.
Flying might be more fun in some ways, but having to actually shit my pants to stop flying? What if I find it hard to get comfortable in the air? Just seems unpleasant and inconvenient.
Let's stay on powers.
Would you rather:
Have Wolverine's Healing Factor, but have to keep his haircut (comics style)
or
Have Sabretooth's Healing Factor, but have to keep his fingernails?
I can't say I know Wolverine's haircut from the comics, but I'd rather have a cool, sad, good, bad haircut over fingernails so I'll go with Wolverine.Originally Posted by Mazer
Would you rather:
Have $20 in your wallet every time you opened it.
or
Every time you drove, there was never any other cars on the road.
A bit out of sync as Donald already replied but for pretty much the same reasoning as Donald as I don’t really read the X-Men comics, X-Men knowledge sparse in general like that Mafia game Psycho ran…gotta go Wolverine.
20 dollars. Believe me, I can do a lot of wallet opening. I'll buy a helicopter to deal with that whole "other car" issue.
Would you rather look like Ryan Gosling and have Gilbert Gottfried's voice
or
look like Jonah Hill with the voice of James Earl Jones?
It's a tough pick as I hate both Ryan Gosling and Jonah Hill, but I think I'd rather have Gilbert Gottfried's voice.
Would you rather only be able to eat pepperoni pizza for the rest of your life, but no health complications
or
Have to eat something different for every time you eat for the rest of your life, but no health complications?
Eating something different every time you eat would be a massive hassle and eventually extremely difficult and impossible, so I guess I'd go with the pepperoni pizza one.
Would you rather...
fight a hundred praying mantis-sized lions
OR
fight one lion-sized praying mantis?
A lion-size praying mantis would probably be a killing machine. Like indestructible and can't avoid it's wrath without a serious weapon. Meanwhile praying mantises are tiny, like a few inches long. I could slaughter 100 teeny tiny lions so I'll absolutely take on the hilariously small lions.
Would you rather (or in most cases if you had to)..
give the first 90% of a blowjob or the last 10%?
No one seems to want to touch this one so I guess I'll have at it. I assumed you were hoping a straight person would answer because it'd be more interesting so sorry if this disappoints.. I'll say the first 90% because I've already done that but I never did the latter so I don't know how I'd handle the cum.
Would you rather...
...have a one night stand with your celebrity crush but you finish prematurely and it's awkward/embarrassing?
OR
...spend the day with your celebrity crush but as their assistant so you just help them do a bunch of really boring stuff like grocery shopping and picking paint colors and don't get to bond?
Dont be a tease, let him finish.
I would rather smash and finish quick.
Would you rather no longer be able to hear or no longer be able to talk?
If I can't hear, do I keep my current level of speech proficiency?
Indeed.
@Mazer, you going to take this one...?
NOTHING TO SEE HERE FOLKS!
Last edited by Badger; April 14th, 2024 at 2:16 AM.
Wrong game, Baj.
Shit…sorry just realised. I’ll delete and go to FMK.
I have two deaf family members. It's very challenging for them. From what I understand, the biggest challenge is less about taking in the info (they're bothhighly proficient lip readers). The bigger struggle is having people understand them. As people who were born deaf, they both have difficulties articulating well. So, tough choice, but I will go deaf with the ability to keep my current speech proficiency.
Would you rather go through the next year knowing that:
At some point in the year you will step on a nail (hard step-goes into the foot some).
or
Painfully stub your tow once a week.
Well, now I'm just curious which of these concepts he would have marriedShit…sorry just realised. I’ll delete and go to FMK.
Considering I don't own a tow truck, I'll have to go with that one. Or is this a situation where I need to have a tow truck? And by stubbing, does that mean crashing it once a week? In that case I may pick the nail.
Would you rather:
Listen to Gangrel's theme on repeat 100 times a day for the rest of your life
or
Have Hulk Hogan's mustache glued onto your face for the rest of your life.
Nope, I'm sending a tow truck to your house even as we speak. You are tow trucker now.
Welcome to your life.
I will go with Gangrel's music.
If you were abducted by aliens would you rather...
...they keep you in their zoo
or
...they keep you in their traveling circus?
I'd rather be in a zoo. Would probably have a play area, would be fed regularly, and wouldn't have to do much. When other aliens came to see me, I'd hide, just like animals do in our zoos.
Would you rather:
a new Friday the 13th sequel
or
a new Nightmare on Elm Street sequel
Tough one. I can think of some interesting directions for either property. I think I'll go with Nightmare. Have an old haggard grizzled grey Freddy who's been forgotten and weakened trying to come back in a world where people would rather scroll endlessly on their phones or play video games into the week hours than fall asleep so he's gotta figure out how to fuck shit up from a new angle and then it spreads on social media but everyone thinks it's just conspiracy theory/fake viral nonsense.
Would you rather...
...have teeth for fingernails?
OR
...have fingernails for teeth?
teeth for fingernails. You couldn't get much chewing at all done the other way.
Would you rather
dance with the devil in the pale moonlight
or
moon the devil?
Dance. Maybe kiss a little bit. Go in the hot tub and see where the evening takes us...
Would you rather...
be able to produce your dream film but you're the only person that thinks it's perfection while everyone else thinks it's absolute crap?
OR
be able to produce your dream film but you absolutely hate the end result while everyone else thinks it's perfection?
The first.
The world is not ready for "Sometimes it Take a Hero". It's a move about a giraffe who always hits home runs. Sometimes the world doesn't know what's good for it.
Stupid world.
Would you rather...
Have a Coke or a Pepsi?
Coke, as long as it's fresh. Once it gets warm it's terrible.
Would you rather:
Wrestle Braun Strowman
or
Wrestle Tony Nese?
I'd probably just lose a forgettable squash against Strowman but I'd probably get a more competitive match against Nese where I'd get to shine a bit more, win or lose, so I vote Tony.
Would you rather...
...see a Freddy Kruger/Aliens crossover film?
OR
...see a Jason Voorhees/Predator crossover film?
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