I'm sure you know how this goes, if not...
Post 3 People, and the next person responds with who they'd Marry, Fuck, or Kill. Then they'll post 3 people, and so on.
EX: The Beautiful People (Lacey, Velvet, Madison)
I'd Marry Lacey, Fuck Velvet, & Kill Madison
OK?
Now...
Mae Young, Cybil Shepard, Kathleen Turner
I'd marry Kathleen Turner, fuck Cybil Shepard, and kill Mae Young
Zelda Rubenstein (midget from Poltergeist), Anne Ramsey (Mama Fratelli), and Dr Joyce Brothers
do dead women count?
I'd Marry Dr. Joyce, Fuck Mama Fratelli (Owen Loves his Mama), and Kill Zelda Rubenstein
Ewww, Those are all nasty.
- Kelly LeBrock (Lisa from Weird Science, Her in 2010 not 1985)
- Lisa Lampanelli
- Joan Rivers
Yes Ochoa, Dead 'uns count.
well then I couldn't kill Mama Fratelli since she's already passed... ah screw it, it's been done already.
I'd marry Joan Rivers, fuck Kelly LeBrock (even now), and kill Lisa Lampanelli.
New York (I love New York), Cyndi Lauper, and Brad Pitt.
- Kelly LeBrock (Lisa from Weird Science, Her in 2010 not 1985)
- Lisa Lampanelli
- Joan Rivers
I'd kill Kelly. Nobody would miss her.
I'd marry Joan. When she kicks the bucket I'll be raking in a fortune.
I'd fuck Lisa Lampanelli. I'd bet my life that she gives a killer blowjob.
Bea Arthur
Betty White
Your Grandmother
New York (I love New York), Cyndi Lauper, and Brad Pitt.
I'd fuck New York ridiculously for 8 weeks.
I'd kill Cyndi Lauper.
I'd marry Brad Pitt and live in separate homes.
Bea Arthur
Betty White
Your Grandmother
I'd marry Bea Arthur, fuck Betty White, and kill my grandmother.
Miss Piggy, Janice (Electric Mayhem), and Chicken (female chicken with Gonzo)
marry Miss Piggy
fuck Janice
kill the Chicken
Chyna, Nicole Bass, ODB
Fuck Chyna. She's too nuts to marry.
Kill Nicole Bass. She's too ugly to fuck or marry.
Marry ODB. I hear she's pretty normal in real life.
Mickie James. Maryse. Melina.
Marry Mickie
Fuck Maryse
Kill Melina
Moe, Larry, Curly
Fuck Larry, Marry Curly, and Kill Moe
Groucho, Harpo, and Chico
'Chicken'?! Her name is Camilla, bucko.Originally Posted by OneManGang
It was on the tip of my tongue and I had to post fast!!! Do you forgive me?
Fuck - Harpo
Marry - Groucho
Kill - Chico
mth, Vice, Badger
When faced with certain situations, I often ask myself, "What Would Sweetums Do? (WWSD?)". I think he would forgive you, so I will.
Fuck - Vice ... because sex is a vice
I'd marry a Badger just to piss off my mom
And I'd kill mth because it wouldn't really be a murder that I committed, just a m(y)th.
DJ, Stephanie or Michelle Tanner
I assume you mean the actresses that played them? Because otherwise Michelle Tanner was never old enough to have two of those things done to her and have it not be creepy.
Marry Stephanie, Fuck DJ, Kill Mary-Kate... Fuck Ashley.
(All in 2010 of course, look 'em up... and I MAY take advantage of Mary-Kate AFTER I kill her, If I'm not allowed to beforehand.)
Octomom, Bertha Faye, & Sinead O'Connor
Marry Bertha Faye, fuck Sinead O'Connor, and kill the Octomom
Sarah Palin, Margaret Thatcher, Hillary Clinton
Marry Hillary, Fuck Palin, Kill Thatcher.
I can't believe I just said that.
Lady Gaga, Paris Hilton, Cher
Marry Gaga, Fuck Paris (all the cool kids are doing it) and Kill Cher
Oprah, Roseanne, Bette Midler
Marry Oprah, fuck Bette Midler, and kill Roseanne
Courtney Love, Lindsey Lohan, Amy Winehouse
Marry Lohan, Fuck Winehouse, Kill Love
Molly Ringwald, Ally Sheedy, Tipper Gore
Marry Molly, Fuck Ally, Kill Tipper
Monica, Rachel, Phoebe
Who are they?
Characters from 'Friends'
I was going to post my thoughts on what i'd like to do with those women, but have instead decided to simply say that I respect them and everything that they have accomplished. I wish them nothing, but the best in their future endeavors.
Fuck, Fuck, and Fuck...
Is that an option?
Marry Phoebe, Fuck Rachel, Kill Monica.
Cameron, Thirteen, Cuddy
Marry Thirteen, Fuck Cuddy, Kill Cameron
- Summer Glau (The Female Terminator in SCC)
- Cameron Diaz
- Uma Thurman
I'm very glad someone else answered this because I would not be able to choose.
F- Cameron Diaz
M- Summer Glau
K- Uma Thurman
Kristin Kreuk
Erica Durance
Allison Mack
Yay Smallville!
Marry Erica Durance, Fuck Allison Mack, Kill Kristin Kreuk
Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, Hayden Panettiere
F - Jessica Alba
M - Hayden Panettiere
K - Megan Fox - I'm fucking tired of hearing about her
Mom from Married With Children
Mom from Everybody Loves Raymond
Aunt from Roseanne
Glad I didn't get that one. I couldn't choose. By the way, PMBR your choices aren't showing up.
Aren't showing up? They are text. But sure... I'll add pictures.
Mom from Married With Children
Mom from Everybody Loves Raymond
Aunt from Roseanne
Mom from Married with children - fuck
mom from everybody loves raymond - Marry
aunt from rosanne - kill
The Office
Pam, Erin, Angela.
Fuck Erin
Marry Pam
Kill Angela
God I love The Office...
Keeping with the TV show theme
Ali Larter
Haden Pannitierre
Kristen Bell
Marry Hayden
Fuck Ali
Kill Kristen
Mom from Home Improvement
Mom from Family Matters
Mom from Cosby Show
Craziness. Marry Cameron, fuck Thirteen and kill Cuddy. Cameron is amazing.
Marry Cosby Show, Fuck Home Imrovement, Kill Family Matters
Avril Lavigne, Hayley Williams (Paramore), Lacey Mosley (Flyleaf)
Marry Hayley, Fuck Avril and Kill Lacey
nicole sullivan, molly shannon, and tina fey
I can only assume you hate Flyleaf...
Marry Tina Fey, Fuck Nicole Sullivan, Kill Molly Shannon
Fran Drescher, Roseanne, Vicki Lawrence (Mama's Family)
Honestly, I don't watch the show, so that was judged completely by 1 picture each, of each. So maybe it was a bad angle.
Marry Drescher, Fuck Lawrence (eeewww), & Kill Roseanne
- Gail Kim
- Mila Kunis
- Paris Hilton
Last edited by takerson; January 10th, 2010 at 10:27 AM.
Marry Mila Kunis so I can see her every morning
Fuck Gail Kim so I can accomplish my first Asian
Kill Paris Hilton so the world will be saved
Christina Aguilera
Jessica Simpson
Britney Spears
Marry Jessica, Fuck Christina, Kill Britney
Awesome Kong, Beth Phoenix, 'Moose' - From TNA, don't remember her actual name
I just wanted to say I'd marry britney, fuck jessica and kill christina....
marry beth, fuck kong (jungle fever) and kill moose
Tiffani Thiessen, Elizabeth Berkley, Lark Voorhies
Marry Tiffani, Fuck Lark, Kill Elizabeth
Peggy Hill, Luanne Platter, Nancy Hicks-Gribble
Kill Peggy, Fuck Nancy, Marry Luanne
"Nightmare On Elm Street" Theme...
- Nancy
- Kristen
- Alice
I don't know who those 3 people are ..
Marry Kristen
Fuck Alice
Kill Nancy
Avril Lavigne
Hayley Williams
Lacey Mosley
Last edited by Sparky; January 11th, 2010 at 10:36 PM.
I actually did that one for you Sparky...
Ahahaa, yes, how did I miss that?
Lets go....
Maria, Maryse, Kelly
F-Kelly Kelly
M-Maria
K-Maryse
Past WWE Divas
Trish Stratus
Stacy Keibler
Lita
Marry Stacy
Fuck Trish
Kill Lita
Jessica Biel
Jessica Alba
Jessica Simpson
Marry Trish (so I can wake up with her), Fuck Stacy Kiebler, Kill Lita and go high-five Matt...
Marry Alba, Fuck Simpson, Kill Biel
Angelina Jolie, Scarlett Johansson, Rosario Dawson
If you're a fan of the NOES Series (obviously not,) Nancy is the girl in Part 1, Kristen is the girl in Part 3, and Alice is the girl in part 4 & 5.
I would MARRY Angelina Jolie and make hard-savage love to her every day, 3 times a day.
I would fuck Rosario Dawson and kill Scarlett Johanson.
"1990's Theme"
- Sharon Stone
- Pamela Anderson
- Monica Lewinsky
I'll just say this... Out of those 3, the one I'd fuck is Lewinsky.
c'mon guys.
Chyna, Nicole Bass, and Asya.
Eeewww.
Kill Bass, Fuck Chyna, Marry Asya
"1990's Theme"
- Sharon Stone
- Pamela Anderson
- Monica Lewinsky
Fuck Lewinsky, Marry Stone, Kill Anderson
Kara DioGuardi, Paula Abdul, Ellen DeGeneres
F Paula
M Kara
K Ellen
Carrie Underwood
Kelly Clarkson
Jordin Sparks
Hard one.
Marry Carrie (so I can fuck her numerous times)
Fuck Kelly
Kill Jordin.... I guess
Beyonce
Michelle
Kelly
Marry Beyonce
Fuck Michelle
Kill Kelly
Kellie Pickler, Taylor Swift, Julianne Hough
F Julianne Hough
M Taylor Swift
K Kellie Pickler
More Smallville
Cassidy Freeman
Laura Vandervoort
Allison Scagliotti
fuck - Cassidy Freeman
marry - Laura Vandervoort
kill - Allison Scagliotti
mrs butterworth
aunt jemima
SunMaid raisin girl
Marry Mrs. Butterworth (although she'd have to get divorced first)
Fuck SunMaid Raising girl.... A+ for her
Kill Aunt Jemima
Marge
Peggy
Lois
Marry Lois,
Fuck Marge,
Kill Peggy.
Friday The 13th Theme.....
Alice (Part 1)
Ginny (Part 2)
Rennie (Part 8)
Alice (Part 1) - marry?
Ginny (Part 2) - fuck
Rennie (Part 8) - kill
Jesica Rabbit
Princess Jasmine
Serena Tsukino (Sailor Moon)
Marry Serena
Fuck Jessica
Kill Jasmine.
Kathy Bates
Gilbert Grape's Mom
Bertha Faye
C'mon now. You know you want to fuck one of those fine lassies...
Umm...fuck Bertha Faye, Marry Kathy Bates...kill Gilbert Grape's mom...I guess...sure...why not...bugh
Princess Diana
Brittany Murphy
Tori Spelling
Kill Princess Diana. She's already dead, so that's not a big deal.
Marry Brittany Murphy, because I'd now be the heir to her money.
Fuck Tori Spelling.
Cast of Cougar Town
Busy Phillips
Cortney Cox
Christa Miller
Marry Christa Miller
Fuck Busy Phillips.....hard
Kill Courtney Cox
Modern Family theme
Sofia Vergara
Julie Bowen
Suzy Nakamura (the nurse)
Fuck Busy, Marry Christa, Kill Courtney (she just gets on my nerves)
And time for the babes of NCIS...
Pauley Perrette
Cote de Pablo
Sasha Alexander
Marry Pauley Perrette so I could fuck her EVERY single day for the rest of my life
Fuck Cote de Pablo
Kill Sasha Alexander
Women of Boy Meets World
Danielle Fishel
Trina McGee
Maitland Ward
Mary Topanga
Fuck Angela
Kill Rachel
Girls of Scrubs
Dr. Elliot Reed
Carla Espinosa
Dr. Denis Mahoney
Oh way to show the one time Elliot looked fucking hot as hell...you bastard.
Marry Carla
Fuck Dr. Mahoney
Kill Dr. Reed
Modern Family theme
Sofia Vergara
Julie Bowen
Suzy Nakamura (the nurse)
I'd Marry Sophia
Fuck Julie
Kill Suzy.
Layla
Maryse
Kelly Kelly
I'd kill Layla, Fuck Maryse, & Marry Kelly.
I don't find Layla attractive...
the other 2 are hard (
Marry The Queen
Fuck Linda
Kill Mae....then again nature could take its course anyway.
Girls of SNL
Nasim Pedrad
Kristen Wiig
Abby Elliott
Marry Kristen
Fuck Nasim
Kill Abby
The girls of Kamen Rider
Megumi
Hana
Natsumi
all those women look the same
^___^;;
They aren't the same. The bottom one is clearly wearing an orange hat.
Fuck Hana
Marry Megumi
Kill Natsumi
NXT Divas
Aksana
AJ
Kaitlyn
Marry AJ
Fuck Kaitlin
Kill Aksana
Lea Michele
Dianna Agron
Jessalyn Gilsig
Fuck Lea
Marry Diana
Kill Jessalyn
grown up full house girls
Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen
Candace Cameron
Jodie Sweetin
I'd kill Jodie.... Fuck both Olsens at the same time.... and Marry Candace.
Last edited by takerson; November 4th, 2010 at 6:33 AM.
Ok... I'd marry to movie poster, fuck the broken image link and kill RiffRaff
Girls of Extreme Expose
Layla, Kelly, Brook
There's clearly 3 pics there.... one of Rocky The Creation.... One of Frank-N-Furter.... and One of Riff.... with the Movie poster as a header.
Not on my screen homie. I've got the Rocky Horror movie poster, a broken image and a photo of Riff Raff. However, in the event of not having someone say which DUDES they would stick their dick in, I'm not going back to it.
You had good Rocky Horror options... Janet, Magenta and Columbia would have been fine choices
I chose transvestites on purpose. For the LULZ..
Keep the game rolling. I put up a new one.
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