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    A classic. Give a list of 3 who/whatever-you-wants and the next person has to pick which one of them they would fuck, marry, and kill. Would be a bit more of an interesting read if you also gave some explanations for your choices. Then they offer the next 3. Feel free to supply pics/info with your list.

    I'll kick us off...



    Andrew Garfield's Spider-Man (left)

    Tom Hollad's Spider-Man (center)

    Toby Maguire's Spider-Man (right)

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    I would if we're going on looks here go

    Fuck Andrew Garfield cos I think he's hot!!

    Marry Tom Holland cos he's just so lovely

    Kill Tobey Maguire I do love Tobey too but I just don't find him attractive...

    So yeah pretty easy for me but I'll let others discuss their opinions on that too cos mine was down to attractiveness and not how I appreciate them as spiderman I'd probably kill Andrew Garfield if it was Spiderman as I didn't really enjoy his movies that much.

    And maybe marry Tobey and fuck Tom.

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    Use whatever reason you want to make your pics. Hotness is totally valid. Put up a new 3...unless someone else who wants to weigh in on the Spier-Men and put up their own 3 beats you to it.

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    Ah, that's tough!
    put a gun to my head and on attractivness only I'd fuck Garfield, marry Macguire and while I don't want to kill Holland, them's the rules...

    Here's three for you:

    Jyn Erso


    Rey


    Padme Amidala

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    Quote Originally Posted by mth View Post
    Use whatever reason you want to make your pics. Hotness is totally valid. Put up a new 3...unless someone else who wants to weigh in on the Spier-Men and put up their own 3 beats you to it.
    Marry Padme, Fuck Rey and Jyn haha no joking I'd kill Rey I think not keen on her really.

    Ok how about...

    Natasha Romanoff (Black Widow)


    Wanda Maximoff (Scarlet Witch )


    Raven (Mystique)
    Last edited by Jitters; January 14th, 2024 at 8:03 PM.

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    Marry Raven, Fuck Black Widow, and kill Wanda



    Cartoon April O'Neil



    First movie April O'Neil



    Megan Fox April O'Neil

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    Fuck cartoon April, marry OG movie April, kill Fox's April. Granted it's going a bit off memory as I haven't seen the media in awhile but I'm going on banging the best looks, marrying the best personality, and then the Bay movies were shit and Fox has never been my jam, sooo...yeah, offing her.

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    Fuck AEW (new and exciting), marry WWE (rich as fuck), kill TNA (would be a mercy killing)


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    Grew up on the 80s cartoon, not familiar with the CGI flicks so this is based on what I know. Fuck Theodore 'cuz he's got some cushion for the pushin', marry Simon for his brains and 'cuz he was my guy as a glasses-wearing dorky kid, and kill Alvin 'cuz I seem to remember him being a bit of a dick.

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    Fuck the Whopper, Marry the Baconator, and kill the Big Mac with fire.

    In a similar situation.

    KFC, Chick-fil-A, and Popeyes.

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    Marry KFC because I've had the best consistent experience with their stuff, fuck Popeye's 'cuz they've been good on occasion but I also got sick from them once, kill CFA because of this stuff.

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    Fuck Monopoly I'll marry Scrabble cos who doesn't love a bit of Scrabble and yeah kill Pictionary as it sucks!! (I'm not very good).



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    Well I won't be fucking Charmander because flames + sqidgy bits = disaster
    I guess fuck Bulbasaur because it's the easiest, marry Squirtle as he's an easy-going cheeky chappie, and kill Charmander...



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    Angel Eyes
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    Tuco


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    Kill Sarah Jessica Parker, Marry Bette Midler, Fuck the other one.



    Toxic Attraction: Gigi Dolin, Mandy Rose, Jacy Jayne

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donald View Post
    Kill Sarah Jessica Parker, Marry Bette Midler, Fuck the other one.



    Toxic Attraction: Gigi Dolin, Mandy Rose, Jacy Jayne
    Well that order surprises me.


    Marry Gigi
    Fuck Mandy
    Kill Jacy

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    Fuck the girl, marry the car, and kill the guy in the car. Can I also kill the guy on the right?


    The Son, The Ghost, and The Holy Spirit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donald View Post
    Fuck the girl, marry the car, and kill the guy in the car. Can I also kill the guy on the right?


    The Son, The Ghost, and The Holy Spirit

    If you're referring to the Christian Trinity, that should be The Father, The Son , and the Holy Spirit/Ghost...but you've got no Father, a Ghost and a Spirit, so....?

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    Donald's church:

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    Religion isn't my strong suit. I have enough silliness to follow in WWE.

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    I'm an antitheistic atheist so I'd be happy to kill all three.

    Here's a new one:

    Santa Claus
    Easter Bunny
    Tooth Fairy

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    Kill the tooth fairy £1 a tooth is shit Fuck Easter Bunny cos chocolate eggs are awesome!! Marry Santa Claus imagine the gifts.

    Harry Potter
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    Hermione Granger

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    Quote Originally Posted by mth View Post
    I'm an antitheistic atheist so I'd be happy to kill all three.
    You can't kill what never existed..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Percussion View Post
    You can't kill what never existed..
    You can try to kill bad ideas, at least.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jitters View Post
    Kill the tooth fairy £1 a tooth is shit Fuck Easter Bunny cos chocolate eggs are awesome!! Marry Santa Claus imagine the gifts.

    Harry Potter
    Ron Weasley
    Hermione Granger
    this is tough because when u have 1 woman in the trio, do u prioritize fucking her or marrying her? i'm going to go with the marrying her route

    marry hermione
    fuck harry
    kill ron

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    Oh gosh, how old are these characters supposed to be?

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    Yeah, we should probably leave underage characters out of this...unless those folks were old enough by the end of the movies/books? I have no idea, I've never seen/read any of them.
    Anyway, since Fro didn't put up a new set, I'll do the honors...


    The Thing (Fantastic Four)


    The Thing (1982 movie)


    Thing (Addams Family)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donald View Post
    Oh gosh, how old are these characters supposed to be?
    Assuming the movies took place in their release years then they would all be like 30 by now I reckon

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    Fair point tho

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    Marry Fantastic Four
    Fuck Adams Family
    Kill 1982 movie

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    Misty Meaner


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    Fuck Angela White

    Marry Natasha Nice

    Kill the other broad

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    Sorry for the Harry Potter one I was thinking more popularity of character.

    Kneeneighbor


    Jarrod


    Dreyski
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    Marry Jarrod (solid contributor, got poster of the year a bit ago, runs the predictions thread), fuck Dreyski (doesn't catch my attention often but is good when he does, so here for a good time, not a long time), kill Kneeneighbor (signed up for and no showed a couple games which ruffled my feathers).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fro View Post
    Assuming the movies took place in their release years then they would all be like 30 by now I reckon
    Though in reality they took place in the 90s.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mth View Post
    Marry Jarrod (solid contributor, got poster of the year a bit ago, runs the predictions thread), fuck Dreyski (doesn't catch my attention often but is good when he does, so here for a good time, not a long time), kill Kneeneighbor (signed up for and no showed a couple games which ruffled my feathers).

    Pork
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    There goes my shot at the next POTTY

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    Fuck pork I've started really enjoying cooking it and we'll it's quite cheap...

    Marry chicken can't live without it

    Kill beef not a fan really and I love animals but cow's are evil.

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    ...Hmm debating if I should do this or not.

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    Do it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jitters View Post
    Fuck pork I've started really enjoying cooking it and we'll it's quite cheap...

    Marry chicken can't live without it

    Kill beef not a fan really and I love animals but cow's are evil.

    James T. Kirk



    Spock



    Leonard McCoy

    That’s a tough one as like them all but I would say Fuck, Marry, Kill in that order (only because Bones is not as notorious as the other two.

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    Kimberly Hart
    Last edited by Badger; February 8th, 2024 at 3:29 AM.

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    Fuck - Kelly
    Marry - Topenga
    Kill - Kim


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    Fuck Thor mmm
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    Fuck Kim
    Marry Khloe
    Kill Kourtney

    Or any combination of the above.


    Characters or actors, as you see fit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dreyski View Post
    Fuck Kim
    Marry Khloe
    Kill Kourtney

    Or any combination of the above.


    Characters or actors, as you see fit.
    Personally feel kill Kim... think she is overrated.

    For the Charlies Angles

    Marry - Drew Barrymore
    Fuck - Cameron Diaz **
    Kill - Lucy Liu **

    ** - Doesnt matter which is F/K



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    Fuck Cox, Marry Kudrow, kill Aniston


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    Feel bad this one's been sitting for so long, so....

    Only saw that movie maybe once or twice a hundred years ago so I don't even remember the two that aren't the main character. I could pick based on the actress instead (even then, I have to Wikipedia)? Marry Alicia, fuck Brittany (alternate reality where she's happy and healthy and alive), and kill Stacy. Good enough?

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    Ooh. Id have to fuck bobby, kill marry Dawkins and kill Montez



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    That is a tough one. I absolutely adore the Lion and would love to marry my sweet fuzzy boy HOWEVER neither of the other two seem like they'd be a pleasant time in the sack what with all the straw/metal, etc., so I feel like I'd probably have to marry the Tinman, fuck the Lion, and kill the Scarecrow.

    From a different franchise...

    The Lion
    The Witch
    The Wardrobe

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