FMK

[LemonDemonGirl]

...Hmm debating if I should do this or not.

[Mazer]

Do it

[Badger]

Fuck pork I've started really enjoying cooking it and we'll it's quite cheap...

Marry chicken can't live without it

Kill beef not a fan really and I love animals but cow's are evil.

James T. Kirk



Spock



Leonard McCoy

That’s a tough one as like them all but I would say Fuck, Marry, Kill in that order (only because Bones is not as notorious as the other two.

Topanga

Kelly Kapowski


Kimberly Hart

[Blind Ninja]

Fuck - Kelly
Marry - Topenga
Kill - Kim

[Donald]

Fuck Thor mmm
Marry Captain America
Kill Iron Man



Beyonce, Kelly Rowland, Michelle Williams

[Kneeneighbor]

F: Williams
M: Beyonce
K: Rowland


Kardashian Sisters

[Dreyski]

Fuck Kim
Marry Khloe
Kill Kourtney

Or any combination of the above.


Characters or actors, as you see fit.

[Blind Ninja]

Fuck Kim
Marry Khloe
Kill Kourtney

Or any combination of the above.


Characters or actors, as you see fit.

Personally feel kill Kim... think she is overrated.

For the Charlies Angles

Marry - Drew Barrymore
Fuck - Cameron Diaz **
Kill - Lucy Liu **

** - Doesnt matter which is F/K

[Donald]

Fuck Cox, Marry Kudrow, kill Aniston

[mth]

Feel bad this one's been sitting for so long, so....

Only saw that movie maybe once or twice a hundred years ago so I don't even remember the two that aren't the main character. I could pick based on the actress instead (even then, I have to Wikipedia)? Marry Alicia, fuck Brittany (alternate reality where she's happy and healthy and alive), and kill Stacy. Good enough?

[Donald]

Ooh. Id have to fuck bobby, kill marry Dawkins and kill Montez

[mth]

That is a tough one. I absolutely adore the Lion and would love to marry my sweet fuzzy boy HOWEVER neither of the other two seem like they'd be a pleasant time in the sack what with all the straw/metal, etc., so I feel like I'd probably have to marry the Tinman, fuck the Lion, and kill the Scarecrow.

From a different franchise...

The Lion
The Witch
The Wardrobe

[Mazer]

lion
witch (Singing kill the witch would be fun)
wardrobe-it would probably create a new world

[Donald]

Fuck Chevy - he seems like an angry guy so it would be aggressive
Marry Martin - seems like a lovely fellow
Kill Steve for looking the same for 60 years

[mth]

Wanted to rekindle this thread but I have no idea who those dudes are so I'm gonna go entirely based on looks and vibes here, so maybe this'll be funny to those that are familiar with the characters...I'll marry the dude on the left, fuck the dude on the right, and kill the dude in the middle.


Tony the Tiger


Chester Cheetah


Garfield

[Mazer]

Fuck Chester Cheetah
Marry Tony-Frosted Flakes are part of a complete breakfast. Certainly the most well-rounded
Kill Garfield.


Honestly, I'm not sure how anyone could answer the above any different.

[Donald]

Fuck Chester Cheetah
Marry Tony-Frosted Flakes are part of a complete breakfast. Certainly the most well-rounded
Kill Garfield.


Honestly, I'm not sure how anyone could answer the above any different.

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Id marry Garfield because I love lasagna, and I'd kill Tony because lasagna >frosted flakes. I agree with chester

[Mazer]

Anarchy. Anarchy, I say

[3puppies]

F Janet. She had that wildness about her.
K Jack. He was just in the way.
M Chrissy. She got rich selling thighmaster's, and she famously valued her sleep.


Next three - Scarecrow, TinMan, Lion

[Dreyski]

Who's that with Garfunkel and Oates?

[Dreyski]

Next three - Scarecrow, TinMan, Lion

Fuck TinMan. No heart - no commitment issues.
Marry Lion. Less likely to burn the house down using the stove.
Kill Scarecrow. Not the other two, and wouldn't even have the brain to feel bad about it.

[Kneeneighbor]

M- Lion,he looks like he would be a good cuddler
K- Scarecrow- that guy was a little bitch
F- TinMan as he is who is left.

THunderstruck!

F- Penny
M- Bernadette
K- Amy

Next up the Girls of TV SHow Las Vegas

Sam


Delinda


Mary

[Mazer]

Fuck TinMan. No heart - no commitment issues.
Marry Lion. Less likely to burn the house down using the stove.
Kill Scarecrow. Not the other two, and wouldn't even have the brain to feel bad about it.

This is a pretty solid one, because nobody would have to worry about following their exes.

F-Bernadette She was getting wild with Howard. I think I'll be fine. Also, can't marry because there's some chance she might try to poison if she randomly becomes suspicious some day.
M- Penny. We share a lot of interests. Particularly by the end of the series.
K-Amy Process of elimination



I will cede my 3 to the ladies of Las Vegas that knee has already posted.

[Kneeneighbor]

I cannot beleive that the girls of Las Vegas are not getting any traction now. We are currently rewatching this series and I love it.

[mth]

I have no idea who they are or what that show is...and I already did one like that with the one Donald posted before...

[Donald]

I'd honestly kill all three

[Kneeneighbor]

Marry: Sam
Fuck: Delinda
Kill: Marry

Next Up the women of LOST:

Kate:


Juliet:


Claire:

[Mazer]

F Claire - She was my favorite at the beginning, but she did go a little crazy
M Kate
k Juliet - This feels disrespectful. just a tough group.

Destiny's Child


The Spice Girls


TLC

[Donald]

Fuck Kelly Rowland
Marry Michelle Williams
Kill Beyonce

Fuck Posh, Baby, and Scary
Marry Sporty
Kill Ginger

Kill Left Eye (won't be hard at this stage)
Marry T-Boz
Fuck Chili




Savage, Elizabeth, and Hogan

[Mazer]

Fuck Kelly Rowland
Marry Michelle Williams
Kill Beyonce

Fuck Posh, Baby, and Scary
Marry Sporty
Kill Ginger

Kill Left Eye (won't be hard at this stage)
Marry T-Boz
Fuck Chili




Savage, Elizabeth, and Hogan

I was just pick the whole group.

Once again, this man goes above and beyond and gets the extra credit.

[Donald]

In that case, fuck the spice girls, kill destiny's child, and marry tlc

[mth]

Fuck Savage
Marry Liz
Kill Hogan

[Badger]

Fuck Savage
Marry Liz
Kill Hogan

Fuck Roman
Marry Seth
Kill Ambrose

Lita, Trish Stratus, Stacy Keibler.

[Dreyski]

Fuck Stacy
Marry Lita
Kill...Trish?

Vince Russo, Jim Cornette, Paul Heyman

[Donald]

Marry Cornette, he'd make interesting dinner talk
fuck Heyman, I'm sure it would be extreme
kill Russo. I just don't like his constant use of bro


Winona Ryder, Jenna Ortega, Catherine O'Hara

[Donald]

Marry Arriany
Fuck Selita
Kill Brooklyn

London Keyes


Asa Akira



Kiara Mia

Fuck Kiara
Marry London
Kill Asa




Jacqueline
Terri
Ryan Shamrock

1998 versions of them of course.

[Kneeneighbor]

Marry Ryan
Fuck Terri
Kill Jacqueline


Bond Girls:
Honey Ryder




Plenty O'Toole



Mary Goodnight

[Dreyski]

Fuck Plenty,
Marry Honey,
Kill Mary

On the same lines:

Anya Amasova


Melina Havelock


Stacy Sutton

[Mazer]

F Anya
M Havelock
K Sutton

[Donald]

Pam's annoying so I'd have to kill her.
Id marry Kelly, she seems a bit insane but also funny.
Angela is often angry so that may translate well In bed.


Liz Lemon
Leslie Knope
jess day

[Kneeneighbor]

Fuck Liz
Marry Jess
Kill Leslie

First Lady Edition:
Jacqueline Kennedy
Dolley Madison
Helen TAft

[mth]

Very limited research leads me to:
Fuck Taft
Marry Jackie
Kill Dolley

Let's try NEW DAY:
Xavier Woods
Kofi Kingston
Big E