FMK

[The Doc]

Marry Left Eye
Fuck Chili
Kill T-Boz

Honestly no particular reason other than T-Boz is to me the least attractive of the three and Left Eye the most attractive. I dont' know anything about any of their personalities or what not. Lets go back to toon land though and pull up Fire Nation Elites.

Azula
Ty Lee
Mai

[Sweet_Chin_Music]

Marry Ty Lee
Fuck Azula
Kill Mai

Let's go to Futurama

Leela
Amy
Michelle (Fry's girlfriend in the pilot)

[ImperialStingmon]

Kill Leela
Fuck Michelle
Marry Amy

3 of the 4 Female Pokemon Black/White Gym Leaders

Elesa
Skyla
Lenora

[Reveille]

bump...

Have no interest in fucking any Pokemon...

[The Doc]

Fuck Skyla. . .for a LONG time
Mary Elesa
Kill Lenora

Lets wander to the Hidden Leaf Village for our next round

I-no
Sakura
Hinata

[Kneeneighbor]

I-no- Fuck
Sakura- Marry
Hinata- Kill

Lets go to the Women of Poker

Liv Boeree
Vanessa Rousso
Isabelle Mercier

[Sweet_Chin_Music]

Marry Liv Boeree
Fuck Vanessa Rousso
Kill Isabelle Mercier

Let us rejoin the world of WWE Divas:

Eve
AJ
Kaitlyn

[The Doc]

Eve: Marry
AJ: Kill
Kaitlyn: Fuck

Lets stick with the Divas for a bit besides I wanna test my psychic powers

Chyna Kill it with fire
Beth Pheonix Probably marry
Jacqueline probably fuck

[Fanny]

thought I'd check in - you're all utterly lazy fartheads - this thread used to be packed with pics of high quality tang.

[Jacknife]

Fuck Beth

Marry chyna

Kill jaqueline


Jordana Spiro



Mary Elizabeth Winstead


Camilla Belle

[ImperialStingmon]

Fuck Jordana
Marry Mary Elizabeth
Kill Camilla

The Magical World of Harry Potter

Emma Watson


Bonnie Wright


Katie Leung

[Kdestiny]

Marry Emma
Fuck Bonnie
Kill Katie

Alicia Fox


AJ


Aksana

[The Doc]

Man, that's a tough one.

Marry Alicia
Fuck AJ
Kill Askana (Mostly cus if anybody is gonna kill me in my sleep it's gonna be her)

Lets wander to Gotham for a bit friends

Harleyquin
Catwoman
Poison Ivy

[Atty]

Man, that's a tough one.

Marry Alicia
Fuck AJ
Kill Askana (Mostly cus if anybody is gonna kill me in my sleep it's gonna be her)

Lets wander to Gotham for a bit friends

Harleyquin
Catwoman
Poison Ivy

Marry Harley
Fuck Catwoman
Kill Green


Lois Lane
Vicki Vale
Barbara Gordon (post Jokerization)

[ImperialStingmon]

Fuck Lois
Marry Vicki
Kill Barbara(If you hadn't said post Joker this would probably be different, but you did so...yeah.)

Ladies of Country

Carrie Underwood



Hillary Scott (Lady Antebellum)



Kimberly Perry (The Band Perry)

[Motherboy]

Fuck Kimberly Perry
Kill Hillary Scott
Marry Carrie Underwood. I don't listen to country, but she looks nice and wholesome. And I imagine, if we're married, I at least get to bang her once, right?

Hideous muscular smiling woman


The giant-nosed woman from that Luna Carpet commercial



Homosexual 90s metal band Queensryche

[Jacknife]

Fuck giant nose

Marry Queensryche

Kill Muscular woman



90210 Ladies

Kelly Taylor



Brenda Walsh



Valerie Malone

[The Doc]

Marry Brenda
Fuck Kelly
Kill Valerie (for no particular reason. Usually if asked I could tell you why I'd kill the one I'm killing.

I'm just Saiyan there has been enough DBZ up in this peice. So here we go.

Chichi
Bulma
18

Fuck Kimberly Perry
Kill Hillary Scott
Marry Carrie Underwood. I don't listen to country, but she looks nice and wholesome. And I imagine, if we're married, I at least get to bang her once, right?

Hideous muscular smiling woman


The giant-nosed woman from that Luna Carpet commercial



Homosexual 90s metal band Queensryche

I am so glad I didn't have to answer this one since it would have been as follows.

Fuck the Giant Nose woman (she's not the worst thing evah)
Kill Myself
Marry! HA I'm dead bitches!

[Sparky]

Fuck 18.
Marry Bulma.
Kill Chichi

Mega Man characters


Roll


Iris


Tron Bonne

[ImperialStingmon]

Fuck Roll
Marry Tron Bonne
Kill Iris

Ladies of Once Upon a Time

Ginnifer Goodwin


Jennifer Morrison


Lana Parrilla

[Jacknife]

Marry Ginnifer
Fuck Jennifer
Kill Lana


AJ Lee


Katy Perry


Zooey Deschanel

[Dubya]

FFS man its called a thumbnail. She looks horrible in that giant picture anyways.

Kill Zoey
Fuck AJ
Marry Katy

Meghan Markle


Olivia Munn


Rashida Jones

[The Rick]

Marry: Meghan Markle
Fuck: Olivia Munn
Kill: Rashida Jones


Vernita Green (Copperhead)

O-Ren Ishii (Cottonmouth)

Elle Driver (California Mountain Snake)

[Melly]

Marry: Vernita Green
Fuck: O-Ren Ishii
Kill: Elle Driver

Jessica Simpson


Jenna Marbles


Katherine Heigl

[Pipkin]

Marry Marbles
Fuck Simpson
Kill Heigl


Katie Holmes



Maggie Gyllenhaal



Anne Hathaway

[Kneeneighbor]

Marry Hathaway
Fuck Gyllenhaal
Kill Homes

Melissa Joan Hart (Clarissa~ Clarissa Explains it All)

Christine Taylor (Melody ~ Hey Dude)

Venus DeMilo (Telly Radford ~ Salute Your Shorts)

[Jacknife]

Marry Venus
Fuck Melissa
Kill Christine


Avril Lavigne


Fefe Dobson


Kelly Clarkson

[The Rick]

Marry - Avril Lavigne
Fuck - Fefe Dobson
Kill - Kelly Clarkson



Michelle Pfeiffer's Catwoman
Anne Hathaway's Catwoman
Halle Berry's Catwoman

[mth]

Marry - Hathaway's
Fuck - Pfeiffer's
Kill- Berry's

The Bride of Frankenstein


Lady Vampire


Medusa

[Jacknife]

Marry The Bride of Frankenstein
Fuck Lady Vampire
Kill Medusa


Female Metal Singers

Angela Gossow (Arch Enemy)


Morgan Lander (Kittie)


Otep Shamaya (Otep)

[The Rick]

honestly I wouldn't touch any of them, but if I had to choose
Marry - Angela Gossow (Arch Enemy)
F**K - Morgan Lander (Kittie)
Kill - Otep Shamaya (Otep)



Oreo



Keebler Soft Batch



Pepperidge Farms Milano

[The Doc]

Fuck Keebler Soft Batch (it'll hurt less than the alternatives)
Marry Peperidge Farms
Kill (by which I mean eat) Oreo

Buffy the Vampire Slayer


Faith the Vampire Slayer


Kendra the Vampire Slayer

[The Rick]

Marry: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Fuck: Kendra the Vampire Slayer
Kill: Faith the Vampire Slayer

One good Whedon show deserves another.

Inara Serra



Zoe Washburne



Kaylee Frye

[Pipkin]

Marry Kaylee
Fuck Inara
Kill Zoe

...I think I might watch some Firefly tonight.


Women of The Avengers

Scarlett Johansson


Cobie Smulders


Gwyneth Paltrow

[The Rick]

Marry: Scarlett Johansson
Fuck: Cobie Smulders
Kill: Gwyneth Paltrow

Last 3 of Maxim's hot 100 for 2012

Dominique Storelli

Poppy Montgomery

Anahí

[ImperialStingmon]

Fuck Dominique
Marry Anahi
Kill Poppy

Jennifer Lawrence


Zoe Kravitz


January Jones

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Marry Jennifer
Fuck Zoe
KilL January


Mileena, Kitana, Jade

[Kneeneighbor]

Fuck Mileena,
Marry Jade
Kill Kitana

This seasons SURVIVOR

Angie


RC


Katie

[Pipkin]

I don't know who any of them are but...

Marry Katie
Fuck Angie
Kill RC


(Some of) the women of Game of Thrones.


Cersei Lannister




Melisandre of Asshai




Daenerys Targaryen

[Jacknife]

Fuck Cersei
Marry Daenerys
Kill Melisandre


Emma Roberts



Emma Stone



Emma Watson

[Donald]

New set:

Katy Perry



Scarlett Johansson



Amber Heard

[Clive Plasma]

Marry: Amber
Fuck: Scarlett
Kill: Katy

Amber is a Lesbian, so she would be a dream to look at but would let you get on with your life too.

Scarlett is so unbelievably bangable.

I'd kill Katy Perry to stop her making her terrible music.

[Mills]

youre supposed to keep it going Clive...

[Clive Plasma]

I am... one sec.

Anna Kendrick



Sofia Vergara



Thandie Newton

[Rip]

Worst Sofia Vergara photo ever.

[Clive Plasma]

[Mills]

Marry Anna (Seems adorable for some reason)
Fuck Sofia (Even with that pic, ridiculous body)
Kill Thandie (She's never really done it for me)

ok,

Kim Kardashian



Khloe Kardashian spoilered for size and awful picture

Kourtney Kardashian

[The Doc]

That's easy.

Fuck Kim
Kill Khloe
Marry Kourtney

Elena Gilbert



Caroline Forbes



Rebecca Michealson

[MikeHunt]

Kill, kill, kill

[Donald]

You can't kill all three. Well you could, but you'd have to marry one first, and fuck one first.

[The Doc]

Given the time stamp I think he was referring to the Kardashians anyway.

[Donald]

In that case yes, please kill, kill, kill.

[Atty]

You can't kill all three. Well you could, but you'd have to marry one first, and fuck one first.

[Simmo Fortyone]

Oh come on, that gag had to be a setup.

[Judas Iscariot]

ahahahah I feel so bad for laughing

[Mills]

I don't feel bad for laughing, I feel bad that I need to spread rep before repping Atty again

[Judas Iscariot]

Anyway where are the pictures of the hot broads? Who's up?

[The Doc]

I posted! We still have to deal with my vampy babes! I can't answer my own!

[darkhorse]

Fuck Caroline, Marry Elena, Kill Rebecca

Brooklyn Decker



Arianny Celeste



Selita Ebanks

[The Doc]

Marry Arriany
Fuck Selita
Kill Brooklyn

London Keyes


Asa Akira



Kiara Mia

[Mills]

Someones on an asian kick...

[The Doc]

I try for themes.

[mth]

A classic. Give a list of 3 who/whatever-you-wants and the next person has to pick which one of them they would fuck, marry, and kill. Would be a bit more of an interesting read if you also gave some explanations for your choices. Then they offer the next 3. Feel free to supply pics/info with your list.

I'll kick us off...



Andrew Garfield's Spider-Man (left)

Tom Hollad's Spider-Man (center)

Toby Maguire's Spider-Man (right)

[Jitters]

I would if we're going on looks here go

Fuck Andrew Garfield cos I think he's hot!!

Marry Tom Holland cos he's just so lovely

Kill Tobey Maguire I do love Tobey too but I just don't find him attractive...

So yeah pretty easy for me but I'll let others discuss their opinions on that too cos mine was down to attractiveness and not how I appreciate them as spiderman I'd probably kill Andrew Garfield if it was Spiderman as I didn't really enjoy his movies that much.

And maybe marry Tobey and fuck Tom.

[mth]

Use whatever reason you want to make your pics. Hotness is totally valid. Put up a new 3...unless someone else who wants to weigh in on the Spier-Men and put up their own 3 beats you to it.

[Dreyski]

Ah, that's tough!
put a gun to my head and on attractivness only I'd fuck Garfield, marry Macguire and while I don't want to kill Holland, them's the rules...

Here's three for you:

Jyn Erso


Rey


Padme Amidala

[Jitters]

Use whatever reason you want to make your pics. Hotness is totally valid. Put up a new 3...unless someone else who wants to weigh in on the Spier-Men and put up their own 3 beats you to it.

Marry Padme, Fuck Rey and Jyn haha no joking I'd kill Rey I think not keen on her really.

Ok how about...

Natasha Romanoff (Black Widow)


Wanda Maximoff (Scarlet Witch )


Raven (Mystique)

[Randolph]

Marry Raven, Fuck Black Widow, and kill Wanda



Cartoon April O'Neil



First movie April O'Neil



Megan Fox April O'Neil

[mth]

Fuck cartoon April, marry OG movie April, kill Fox's April. Granted it's going a bit off memory as I haven't seen the media in awhile but I'm going on banging the best looks, marrying the best personality, and then the Bay movies were shit and Fox has never been my jam, sooo...yeah, offing her.

WWE
AEW
TNA

[Dreyski]

Fuck AEW (new and exciting), marry WWE (rich as fuck), kill TNA (would be a mercy killing)

[mth]

Grew up on the 80s cartoon, not familiar with the CGI flicks so this is based on what I know. Fuck Theodore 'cuz he's got some cushion for the pushin', marry Simon for his brains and 'cuz he was my guy as a glasses-wearing dorky kid, and kill Alvin 'cuz I seem to remember him being a bit of a dick.

McDonald's Big Mac

Burger King's Whopper

Wendy's Baconator

[Kdestiny]

Fuck the Whopper, Marry the Baconator, and kill the Big Mac with fire.

In a similar situation.

KFC, Chick-fil-A, and Popeyes.

[mth]

Marry KFC because I've had the best consistent experience with their stuff, fuck Popeye's 'cuz they've been good on occasion but I also got sick from them once, kill CFA because of this stuff.

Monopoly
Scrabble
Pictionary

[Jitters]

Fuck Monopoly I'll marry Scrabble cos who doesn't love a bit of Scrabble and yeah kill Pictionary as it sucks!! (I'm not very good).



Charmander
Bulbasaur
Squirtle

[Dreyski]

Well I won't be fucking Charmander because flames + sqidgy bits = disaster
I guess fuck Bulbasaur because it's the easiest, marry Squirtle as he's an easy-going cheeky chappie, and kill Charmander...



Blondie, Angel Eyes, and Tuco

[Mazer]

Angel Eyes
Blondie
Tuco


The Sanderson Sisters from Hocus Pocus

[Donald]

Kill Sarah Jessica Parker, Marry Bette Midler, Fuck the other one.



Toxic Attraction: Gigi Dolin, Mandy Rose, Jacy Jayne

[Mazer]

Kill Sarah Jessica Parker, Marry Bette Midler, Fuck the other one.



Toxic Attraction: Gigi Dolin, Mandy Rose, Jacy Jayne

Well that order surprises me.


Marry Gigi
Fuck Mandy
Kill Jacy

[Mazer]

[Donald]

Fuck the girl, marry the car, and kill the guy in the car. Can I also kill the guy on the right?


The Son, The Ghost, and The Holy Spirit

[mth]

Fuck the girl, marry the car, and kill the guy in the car. Can I also kill the guy on the right?


The Son, The Ghost, and The Holy Spirit

If you're referring to the Christian Trinity, that should be The Father, The Son , and the Holy Spirit/Ghost...but you've got no Father, a Ghost and a Spirit, so....?

[Dreyski]

Donald's church:

[Donald]

Religion isn't my strong suit. I have enough silliness to follow in WWE.

[mth]

I'm an antitheistic atheist so I'd be happy to kill all three.

Here's a new one:

Santa Claus
Easter Bunny
Tooth Fairy

[Jitters]

Kill the tooth fairy £1 a tooth is shit Fuck Easter Bunny cos chocolate eggs are awesome!! Marry Santa Claus imagine the gifts.

Harry Potter
Ron Weasley
Hermione Granger

[Percussion]

I'm an antitheistic atheist so I'd be happy to kill all three.

You can't kill what never existed..

[mth]

You can't kill what never existed..

You can try to kill bad ideas, at least.

[Fro]

Kill the tooth fairy £1 a tooth is shit Fuck Easter Bunny cos chocolate eggs are awesome!! Marry Santa Claus imagine the gifts.

Harry Potter
Ron Weasley
Hermione Granger

this is tough because when u have 1 woman in the trio, do u prioritize fucking her or marrying her? i'm going to go with the marrying her route

marry hermione
fuck harry
kill ron

[Donald]

Oh gosh, how old are these characters supposed to be?

[mth]

Yeah, we should probably leave underage characters out of this...unless those folks were old enough by the end of the movies/books? I have no idea, I've never seen/read any of them.
Anyway, since Fro didn't put up a new set, I'll do the honors...


The Thing (Fantastic Four)


The Thing (1982 movie)


Thing (Addams Family)

[Fro]

Oh gosh, how old are these characters supposed to be?

Assuming the movies took place in their release years then they would all be like 30 by now I reckon

[Fro]

Fair point tho

[Kneeneighbor]

Marry Fantastic Four
Fuck Adams Family
Kill 1982 movie

[Kneeneighbor]

Misty Meaner


Natasha Nice


Angela White

[Percussion]

Fuck Angela White

Marry Natasha Nice

Kill the other broad

[Jitters]

Sorry for the Harry Potter one I was thinking more popularity of character.

Kneeneighbor


Jarrod


Dreyski

[mth]

Marry Jarrod (solid contributor, got poster of the year a bit ago, runs the predictions thread), fuck Dreyski (doesn't catch my attention often but is good when he does, so here for a good time, not a long time), kill Kneeneighbor (signed up for and no showed a couple games which ruffled my feathers).

Pork
Beef
Chicken

[Kdestiny]

Assuming the movies took place in their release years then they would all be like 30 by now I reckon

Though in reality they took place in the 90s.

[Kneeneighbor]

Marry Jarrod (solid contributor, got poster of the year a bit ago, runs the predictions thread), fuck Dreyski (doesn't catch my attention often but is good when he does, so here for a good time, not a long time), kill Kneeneighbor (signed up for and no showed a couple games which ruffled my feathers).

Pork
Beef
Chicken

There goes my shot at the next POTTY

[Jitters]

Fuck pork I've started really enjoying cooking it and we'll it's quite cheap...

Marry chicken can't live without it

Kill beef not a fan really and I love animals but cow's are evil.

James T. Kirk



Spock



Leonard McCoy