I'd marry Brook, fuck Kelly, and kill Layla.
Old School Divas:
Sunny
Sable
Marlena
I'd marry Brook, fuck Kelly, and kill Layla.
Old School Divas:
Sunny
Sable
Marlena
I'd again kill Layla... but this time I'd Fuck Kelly and Marry Brook. Good gravy she's HAWT.
EDIT: I'd kill Marlena, she's icky. I'd fuck Sable, and Marry SUNNY. SUNNY WAS AMAZING.
Marry Susan Sarandon, Fuck the top one, Kill the middle one.
Kesha
Katy Perry
Lady Gaga
Kill Lady Gaga, Marry Kesha, Fuck Katy Perry.
Brooke Hogan
Linda Hogan
Hulk Hogan
Kill Hulk Hogan, Fuck Brook Hogan, Marry Linda Hogan (because I'd get half of half of Hulks fortune)
Pam Beasley
Karen Fillapelli
Jan Levinson
Marry Pam, fuck Karen, Kill Jan
Kate Winslet
Keira Knightley
Anne Hathaway.
Marry Anne
Fuck Keira
Kill Kate
That one was rough... I'd do terribly dirty things to Kate Winslet, but Keira takes the cake.
Wilma Flinstone
Lois Griffin
Judy Jetson
Fuck Wilma **Insert joke about making her bedrock**
Marry Judy Jetson
Kill Lois
Francine
Beulah
Sunny
Marry Judy (For the futuristic stuff)
Fuck Lois
Kill Wilma
Edit: Fuck Sunny, Marry Francine, Kill Beulah I suppose.
Anne Hathaway
Jennifer Garner
Kate Winslet
Fuck Sunny - again and again and again
Marry Beulah
Kill Francine
Fuck Kate Winslet
Marry Anne Hathaway
Kill Jennifer Gardner - never liked her
Britney Spears
Jessica Simpson
Christina Aguilera
Marry Christina
Fuck Jessica (lovely fanny i reckon)
Kill Britney
Stacey Dash
Angel Melaku
Jada Pinkett Smith
Fuck Stacey Dash - loved her in Clueless
Marry Jada - Jada's in a rock band and I have no desire to marry a rapper
Kill Angel - Victim of the other two
This disappoints me, I would love to bury my head in Angel Melaku's anything.
Forget killing Britney, send her to my room.
Shit I forgot to post a new one... My bad.
Rhianna
Mandy Moore
Lindsay Lohan
Kill Lindsay
Fuck Rihanna
Marry Mandy
Tyra Banks
Cindy Crawford
Kathy Ireland.
Marry Kathy Ireland
Fuck Cindy Crawford
Kill Tyra Banks
Hillary Clinton
Sarah Palin
Christine O'Donnell
Fuck Sarah Palin
Marry Christine O'Donnell
Kill Hillary Clinton
Kelly Ripa
Ricki Lake
Julie Chen
Marry Julie Chen, Fuck Kelly Ripa, and kill Ricki Lake.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Megan Fox
Marry Geller, bang Hewitt, and kill Fox.
Tyra Banks
Oprah Winfrey
Star Jones
Marry Oprah
Fuck Tyra
Kill Star
Paula Abdul
Kara DioGuardi
Jennifer Lopez
Fuck J Lo
Marry Kara
Kill Paula
3 Girls from the Celebrity Apprentice 2
Brande Roderick
Natalie Gulbis
Khloe Kardashian
Fuck Brand
Marry Natalie
Kill Khloe
Natalya Neidhart
Beth Phoenix
Michelle McCool
Marry Natty
Fuck Beth
Kill Michelle
Michael Scott's Ex Girlfriends:
Holly
Jan
Donna
Marry Holly
Fuck the Hell out of Donna
Kill Jan. Then kill Jan again.
Married With Children Characters:
Peggy
Marcy
Kelly
Marry Peg
Fuck Fuck Fuck Kelly
Kill Marcy
Madison Rayne
Velvet Sky
Angelina Love
Marry Madison
Fuck Velvet
Kill Angelina
Marge Simpson
Mod Flanders
Lurlene Lumpkin
Fuck lurleen.
Marry marge
Kill mod
Pat Benatar
Joan Jett
Olivia Newton John
Marry Pat Benatar
Fuck Olivia Newton John
Kill Joan Jett
The hotties of comedy:
Sarah Silverman
Emma Stone
Anna Farris
Marry Sarah
Fuck Emma
Kill Anna
Jennifer Aniston
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Jennifer Garner
Marry Jennifer Love Hewitt
Fuck Jennifer Garner
Kill Jennifer Aniston
Rachel McAdams
Rachel Stevens
Rachel Bilson
Marry McAdams
Fuck Bilson
Kill the other one
Mylie Cyrus
Lady Gaga
Justin Beiber
I'll answer this one in a couple of weeks. On November 23rd.
K- Justin
F- Lady Gaga (with a blindfold and earmuffs on)
M- Mylie Cyrus
Amanda Righetti
Chyler Leigh
Alexa Davalos
OMG Chyler Leigh.I love her.
Marry Chyler.
Fuck Alexa.
Kill Amanda.
Keeley Hazell
Katy Perry
Zooey Deschanel
Kill Katy Perry,
Fuck Keeley,
Marry Zooey
Eve (the rapper)
Queen Latifah
Mo'nique
Fuck Eve - I bet that bitch is WILD
Marry Queen Latifah - Money like whoa, got a phat booty and would treat me right
Mo'nique - Victim of a bad matchup
Cameron Diaz
Lucy Liu
Drew Barrymore
Marry Drew
Fuck Lucy
Kill Cameron
Kelly Clarkson
Carrie Underwood
Jordin Sparks
Fuck-Kelly
Marry-Carrie
Kill-Jordin(pure circumstance I'd fuck her too given the chance.)
Amy Lee(Evanescence)
Anette Olzon(Nightwish)
Sharon den Adel(Within Temptation)
Kill Amy Lee (Can't stand her voice!)
Fuck Sharon
Marry Anette
Otep Shamaya (Otep)
Morgan Lander (Kittie)
Lacey Mosley (Flyleaf)
Marry Mosley
Fuck Lander
Kill Shamaya
Oprah
Rachel Ray
Ellen Degeneres...imagine she's straight of course
Kill Rachel Ray.
Marry Oprah.
Fuck Ellen.
From Pokemon
Misty
Jessie
Nurse Joy
Really? Ellen over Rachael Ray?
Anyway, I'll let someone else take that one.
Fuck Misty
Marry Nurse
Kill Jessie
Michelle McCool
Natalya Neidhart
Melina Perez
I hate Rachel Ray. Hate hate hate hate.
Ellen's really more of a "only if I have to" because there is no option to NOT kill Rachel Ray, given the options.
Fuck Melina
Marry Natalya
Kill Michelle
Jessica Biel
Marisa Tomei
Julie Bowen
Kill-Julie Bowen
Fuck-Marisa Tomei
Marry-Jessica Biel
Samaire Armstrong
Mischa Barton
Autumn Reeser
Who?
Mischa is from the OC, no clue on the other two though.
They're all from the OC actually. Samaire was also on an ABC show recently and Autumn had a small roll in the first season of Human Target
Ok... well I don't care enough about any of them to really care. I'd marry Misha because she's the only one I've heard of. I'd fuck Samaire because she has the hottest of the three pics above. I'd kill the other.
American Idol Judges
Paula Adbul - IN THE 80'S
Kara Diaguardi
Jennifer Lopez
Fuck-Jennifer Lopez
Marry-Kara Dioguardi
Kill- Paula Abdul
Idol Runner-ups
Katharine McPhee
Diana Degarmo
Crystal Bowersox
Marry McPhee
Fuck DeGarmo
Kill Bowersox
Natalie Portman
Jennifer Garner
Anne Hathaway
Marry Portman
Fuck Garner
Kill Hathaway
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Angelina Love
Angelina Jolie
Marry Jennifer Love Hewitt
Kill Angelina Love
Fuck Angelina Jolie
Mila Kunis
Kristen Bell
Kristen Stewart
Fuck Kristen Bell
Marry Mila Kunia
Kill Kristen Stewart
Ladies of Iron Man 2
Scarlett Johannsson
Gwyneth Paltrow
Olivia Munn
Marry Munn
Fuck Johannsen
Kill Paltrow
Kirsten Dunst
Cameron Diaz
Jennifer Aniston
Marry Dunst
Fuck Diaz
Kill Aniston
Mickie James
Velvet Sky
Daffney
Remember...Vice is very well watching...choose wisely.
Kill Mickie
Fuck Velvet
Marry Daffney
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Jennifer Garner
Jennifer Lopez.
You're crazy. Give me Mickie's plump booty.
Kill Garner
Fuck Lopez
Marry Love Hewitt
Maria Sharapova
Serena Williams
Anna Kournikova
Fuck Kournikova
Marry Sharapova
Kill Williams
Ladies from Tron Legacy
Olivia Wilde
Serinda Swan
Yaya Dacosta
Kill Williams? Racist.
I am not I just don't think she's nearly as hot as the other two. Now, someone answer mine and continue this thing.Originally Posted by Senor Ochoa
Marry and Fuck Wilde.
Kill the other two.
Jessica Biel
Jessica Simpson
Jessica Alba
Fuck Biel
Marry Alba
Kill Simpson
Amanda Bynes
Emma Stone
Jennifer Lawrence
Marry Bynes
Fuck Stone
Kill Lawrence
Kate Beckinsale
Kate Hudson
Kate Middleton
Fuck Middleton
Marry Beckinsale
Kill Hudson
All 18 I swear
Selena Gomez
Demi Lovato
Raven Symone
Fuck and fuck again and again and cheat on Demi with Selena Gomez
Marry Demi Lovato
Kill Raven Symone
Carmen Elektra
Megan Foxx
Vida Guerra
Fuck Vida
Marry Megan
Kill Carmen
Singers
Shakira
Shiri Maimon
BoA
Fuck Shiri
Marry Shakira
Kill this BoA character
Patricia Heaton
Leah Remini
Lori Loughlin
Last edited by Ochoa; January 5th, 2011 at 9:19 PM.
Fuck Leah
Marry Lori
Kill Patricia
Maryse
AJ Lee
Natalya
Mary Maryse
Fuck AJ
Kill Natalya
Nikki Bella
Brie Bella
Eve Torres
Kill Eve, marry whichever Bella doesn't have the husky voice, and bang the one that does.
Tamina
Alicia Fox
Awesome Kong
Fuck Tamina
Marry Alicia
Kill Kong
Ladies of Human Target
Indira Varma
Janet Montgomery
Emmanuelle Vaugier
Fuck Vaugier
Don't know who the others are to care
Trish Stratus
Torrie Wilson
Stacy Kiebler
Fuck Trish
Marry Stacy
Kill Torrie
Emma Watson
Emma Stone
Emmy Rossum
Not sure who Emma Stone is.
Marry Rossum
Fuck Watson
Kill Stone
Alicia Silverstone
Gloria Stuart
Haylee Williams
Wasn't expecting someone to not know Stone, she was in Zombieland
what in Christ's name has happened to Patricia in that pic up there? Fuck me...
on a related note, there are genuine topless piccies of her over at Egotastic.com today
ooh which girl, the older or younger one?
Patricia Heaton, from Everybody Loves Raymond terencestamp7
referring to the Zombieland comment, sorry.
ah, never mind then terencestamp7
Marry Sliverstone
Fuck Williams
And re-kill Stuart?
Heres a Comic Book one, if I may
Wonder Woman
Power Girl
Black Canary
Last edited by virus21; January 8th, 2011 at 1:19 AM.
Marry Power Girl
Fuck Black Canary
Kill Wonder Woman
Let's do ... the actress of Leverage
Gina Bellman
Beth Riesgraf
Jeri Ryan
Fuck Gina
Marry Jeri
Kill Beth
Ladies of SF:Legend of Chun-Li
Kristin Kreuk
Moon Bloodgood
Josie Ho
Marry Bloodgood, fuck Ho, kill Kreuk
Fang Bangers:
Kristen Stewart:
Nina Dobrev:
SMG:
Marry SMG
Kill Nina
Fuck Kristen Stewart
Michelle Williams
Beyonce
Kelly Rowland
Marry Beyonce
Fuck Rowland
Kill Williams
X Men this time
Rogue
Psyloche
Storm
Kill Rogue
Marry Storm
Fuck Psylocke
Let's try Mortal Kombat:
Kitana
Sonya
Sindel
Marry Kitana
Fuck Sonya
Kill Sindel
Soul Cailber:
Ivy
Sophitia
Sueng Mina
Kill Ivy
Fuck Sophitia
Marry Seung Mina
Mario Girls
Peach
Daisy
Pauline
Marry Peach
Fuck Daisy
Kill Pauline
Katy Perry
Luke Perry
Tyler Perry
Well I'd marry Katy Perry to fuck her all the time.
I'd fuck Luke Perry.
And I'd kill Tyler Perry. And yes it was for racist reasons.
Grounded for Life:
Lynsey Bartilson
Megyn Price
Miriam Flynn (I didn't go with Mila Kunis' guest appearance for obvious reasons)
Fuck Lynsey
Marry Megyn
Kill Miriam
Pink Rangers!
Original- Amy Jo Johnson
After Amy- Catherine Sutherland
New One- Erika Fong
Marry Amy
Fuck Catherine
Murder Erika
Old Ladies:
Angela Lansbury
Judi Dench
Liza Minnelli
I'd marry Angela
Fuck Judi
Kill Liza
Maryse
Zooey Deschanel
Odette Yustman
Rare that we get one that's an interesting choice.
Zooey's dead. Sorry babe. It's really just between who to fuck and who to marry.
I'm gonna marry Odette. She looks like LESS of a bitch
Maryse. Every fantasy ever will be visited upon you before I let you go.
So my challenge is one of monsters.
Awesome Kong/Kharma
Chyna
Jackie
Yeah that one was interesting, poor Zooey though
Ah that's a tough one you put there. I assume you mean Jackie Gayda?
If so:
Marry Awesome Kong/Kharma
Fuck Jackie
Kill Chyna
T- Boz
Left Eye (The alive version)
Chilli
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