It's Time. After all this waiting, it's finally time:
21 Years of Badger: Enter the BadgerVerse
Intro
In a world beyond our own, in a place where the fabric of time and space is thin,
The Evil League of Evil had begun to plot their most sinister scheme yet, with a grin.
Their goal was to eliminate all versions of a person named Badger from the Multiverse,
And they were determined to see it through, to make it all worse.
"He Who Must Not Be @ed" and "SOB" were among the most powerful members of the League,
And they were leading the charge, they had a plan with a certain intrigue.
But they were not the only ones aware of the League's plan,
A Mystic Character named Mazer had discovered the truth, with a fan.
Mazer found Badger Prime to warn him about the Evil League of Evil's scheme,
He knew that Badger Prime was in danger, it was not just a dream.
With a sense of urgency, Mazer set out to find Badger Prime,
To save him and all the versions of Badger, it was the perfect time.
With Mazer's guidance, Badger Prime began to assemble a team,
To face the Evil League of Evil and put an end to their evil scheme.
The team was made up of alternate versions of Badger from across the Multiverse,
Each with their own unique set of skills and abilities, they would make things reverse.
They worked together day and night to prepare for the League's attack,
They knew they had to be ready, there was no turning back.
They fought with all their might, with every breath they had,
To save Badger Prime and all the versions of Badger, it was not a fad.
Badger Prime searched high and low,
For allies to help him deal the fatal blow,
To the Evil League of Evil, he needed a strong crew,
And then he found American Badger, fighting zombie Nazis, it was true.
American Badger was in the heat of the fight,
He was taking on the zombie Nazis with all his might,
He was fearless, he was tough, and he was strong,
Badger Prime knew that he had to convince him, it wouldn't take long.
"American Badger, I need your help," Badger Prime said with a sense of urgency,
"We're up against the Evil League of Evil, it's not just an emergency,
We need your skills, your strength, your power,
To face the League's plan, it's the darkest hour."
American Badger listened intently to what Badger Prime had to say,
He knew that he had to help, to join the team and save the day.
He put down his weapons and joined the team,
Together, they would stop the League's evil scheme.
Badger Prime searched far and wide,
For allies to help turn the tide,
Against the Evil League of Evil, he needed a strong crew,
And then he found Punk Badger, with a bad attitude, it was true.
Punk Badger was a straight-edge Punk,
He was tough, he was rough, he was a real chunk,
He didn't care about anyone or anything,
But Badger Prime knew that he had a heart of gold, a secret thing.
"Hey, Punk Badger, I need your help," Badger Prime said,
"We're fighting the Evil League of Evil, it's not just in my head,
We need your skills, your edge, your fire,
To stop the League's plan, it's our desire."
Punk Badger didn't look impressed,
He said, "Why should I care about this mess?"
But deep down, he knew he wanted to help,
To join the team and save the Multiverse, with a yelp.
He may have had a bad attitude, but he had a heart of gold,
And he knew that the Evil League of Evil had to be controlled.
He joined the team and fought with all his might,
Together, they would stop the League's evil plan, it was a sight.
Punk Badger fought with a fierce intensity,
His skills and edge were now part of the team's identity,
He may have been a straight-edge Punk with a bad attitude,
But he'd help save the Multiverse, with gratitude.
The Evil League of Evil was up to no good,
They needed another member to join their hood,
They searched high and low, and then they found Rando,
He was a prankster, not really evil, but they needed his commando.
"Hey, Rando, we need your help," they said with a smirk,
"We're up against some heroes, it's really hard work,
We need your skills, your tricks, your pranks,
To take down the heroes, it's our goal, it's our ranks."
Rando wasn't sure if he wanted to join their team,
But they made him an offer he couldn't refuse, it seemed,
They promised him power, they promised him fame,
And with that, Rando knew he had to play their game.
He joined the Evil League of Evil, with a wink and a grin,
He knew that his pranks could help them win,
He caused chaos and confusion, he made the heroes slip,
And with that, Rando was becoming the League's newest whip.
The Badger Battalion was preparing to fight,
Against the Evil League of Evil, with all their might,
They knew it would be a tough and grueling fight,
But they were ready to defend what was right.
Badger Prime led the charge with a steely resolve,
He knew they had to act fast and stay involved,
He rallied his troops with a fiery speech,
And they all stood strong, with courage in reach.
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Badger Prime searched the Multiverse wide,
For allies to join the Badger Battalion's side,
And then he found NWO Badger, from a reality far,
Where WCW was dominant, a wrestling star.
"NWO Badger, we need your skills," Badger Prime said,
"To help us stop the Evil League of Evil, to put them to bed,
Your knowledge of WCW, we can surely use,
And together, we can stop their evil ruse."
NWO Badger's eyes lit up with delight,
He loved everything about WCW, it was his life's light,
He said, "I'll join your team, I'll help you fight,
Together, we'll show the League our might."
NWO Badger knew the ins and outs of wrestling,
He was a master of the ring, it was truly astounding,
He shared his knowledge with the Badger Battalion crew,
And they all learned from him, it was a breakthrough.
With NWO Badger on their side, they fought with zeal,
They took on the Evil League of Evil, with a deal,
To stop their plan, to save the Multiverse from harm,
And with that, they challenged the League, it was a charm.
Badger Prime searched the Multiverse far and wide,
For allies to join the Badger Battalion by his side,
And then he found Badger Noir, a private eye from the past,
With a fedora on his head and a smoke in his cast.
"Badger Noir, we need your help," Badger Prime said,
"To stop the Evil League of Evil, to put them to bed,
Your skills as a detective, we can surely use,
And together, we can stop their evil ruse."
Badger Noir was tough, he took no guff from anyone,
He said, "I'll join your fight, but my way is the only one,
I'll bring my smarts, my fists, and my gun,
And we'll take down the League, before they've begun."
Badger Noir was a force to be reckoned with,
He was a master of stealth, he never missed,
He led the Badger Battalion with a watchful eye,
And they all knew, with him, they couldn't die.
In their secret lair, the Evil League did meet,
To plan their scheme, and lay out their deceit,
He Who Must Not Be @ed led the charge,
Though his true feelings, he kept at large.
"Why must we destroy the Badger Battalion, pray tell?"
Rando asked, his curiosity starting to swell,
"They're just some heroes, fighting for good,
Why must we destroy them, if I understood?"
SOB spoke up, his anger at the forefront,
"Badger wronged me, in ways you can't confront,
He ruined my life, and I won't rest,
Till I see him suffer, at our behest."
He Who Must Not Be @ed nodded, with a sneer,
"Badger is a threat, we have reason to fear,
He's too powerful, too good at what he does,
We must destroy him, to prevent any buzz."
But He Who Must Not Be @ed had a secret obsession,
A burning anger, that he hid with discretion,
He was secretly in awe, with Badger's strength and wit,
And he couldn't bear to admit it, not even a bit.
Rando thought his companions were weird and petty,
But he joined their cause, just for the giggles and confetti,
He thought it would be a good joke, to destroy the Badger Brigade,
And he followed his evil comrades, with a smile and a masquerade.Badger Prime searched high and low,
For another ally to join his hero,
And then he found Business Badger,
A corporate attorney, a true go-getter.
With a briefcase in hand, and a suit so sharp,
Business Badger ruled the boardroom, with a cutting harp,
He showed no mercy, he took no breaks,
And he always got what he wanted, with no mistakes.
But Business Badger had a heart, pure and kind,
He supported charities, and gave from his own mind,
He knew there was more to life, than just corporate gain,
And he wanted to join the Badger Battalion, and fight for a better lane.
When Badger Prime approached him, he was at first wary,
He asked, "What's in it for me, in this heroic dairy?"
Badger Prime replied, "We need your smarts and your drive,
To take on the Evil League of Evil, and keep them alive."
Business Badger thought for a moment, and then he said,
"I'll join your fight, but only if I can lead,
I know how to plan, how to strategize,
And I won't let you down, with my own surprise."
Ticking Cougar was once a friend,
But now she had a vendetta to attend,
She had tried to woo Badger Prime,
But he rejected her advances, every time.
Ticking Cougar was consumed by rage,
She wanted revenge, to put Badger in a cage,
She saw the Evil League of Evil as her chance,
To destroy Badger Prime, with an evil dance.
She approached He Who Must Not Be @ed,
And declared, "I want to join your evil spread,
I have a score to settle with Badger Prime,
And I'll do whatever it takes, to make him whine."
He Who Must Not Be @ed saw an opportunity,
To gain another member, with a deep-rooted animosity,
He welcomed Ticking Cougar with open arms,
And together they plotted, with evil charms.Vice, son of Badger Prime, felt a sense of unease,
As he watched the conflict escalate with ease,
He was torn between his loyalty to his father,
And his desire for all to stop this senseless bother.
Vice had a low tolerance for those who whined,
And often punished them, to everyone's surprise,
He couldn't stand the constant bickering and fighting,
But he also couldn't stand the idea of not uniting.
Vice knew he had to take a stand,
And bring an end to this war of the land,
He demanded that both sides come to the table,
And talk it out, instead of throwing labels.
Vice's emotions were high and conflicted,
But he knew that the answer wasn't to be addicted,
To anger, frustration, and hatred so strong,
Instead, they needed to find a way to move along.Badger Prime searched the multiverse through and through,
For allies to help fight the Evil League of Evil's crew,
A Cowboy Badger he found with lasso skills keen,
A Wizard Badger with magic powers unseen.
Lothario Badger, a suave ladies' man,
And BadgerGirl, a superhero with a plan,
Hippie Badger, with a love for peace,
And Nerd Badger, with brains that never cease.
Spy Badger, with skills to always stay hidden,
Robo Badger, with gadgets never ridden,
Young Badger, with optimism bright,
And Old Man Badger, who survived the darkest of night.
Badger Prime assembled his team with pride,
All united to fight for what's right on their side,
Ready to take on the Evil League of Evil's plot,
With courage and strength, they would give it all they've got.
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