Fact.Originally Posted by MTR
Fact.
7 points. Every year, as soon as the first cadbury eggs are seen in a store I buy Mrs. Mazer some. She loves those things.
Jolly Rancher candy canes are the best.
Chocolate covered cherries were my dad's fav around Christmas.
Reese's for everything.
Candy Corn wasnt great but didnt suck, imo... and iconic for Halloween
Peeps for Easter
my 5 year old also was amazed this year when he saw Reese's Christmas trees.
Just yelled "Reese's CHRISTMAS TREES?" in the middle of Walgreens in delight. Couldn't believe two of his favorite things were combined like that.
Write-up incoming
The winds howled.
But that was nothing compared to the conflict inside the High School auditorium as Pro and Anti-Christmas forces clashed.
Dolly Parton and Miley Cyrus executed a near perfect Bushwhacker battering ram and debilitated Kim Kardashian. But this left them blind to Khloe's double clothesline. Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds were locked in an endless battle of trying to be the most charming Ryan, in hopes of persuading the audience to their side.
During all this confusion, Pablo found Caito. "CAITO. WE NEED YOU! I NEED YOU! ALL OF CHRISTMAS NEEDS YOU!"
Kdestiny found Rando and spent the night airing out his list of grievances with bears qbs over the last 70 years.
And while the celebrities raged....Everyone knew the fate of the holidays would be determined by the most persuasive group the world have ever known.
Mafia players
Current Christmas Characters
1. Tildey
2.caito
3. cwe
4. Randy Randolph
Wrapped up in a bow
Psych-Claws/Town Mason Vigilante
Jitters-Jarrod/Scum Killer
Morri-mtr-scum roleblocker
DivaSmurf-Foxxi Town Cop
Pablo-Future-TOWN ON-Watcher
Peter-Caito-Town Captain (1x bp variant, 1x vampire)
Blind Ninja-Town Mason Vigilante
3puppies-Voidkitten Town Hider
Future-Tildey Town EN Watcher
Claws-Psycho-Town JOAT
LDG-DivaSmurf Town EN Delayed Motivator
Vk-Morrison Scum JOAT
Foxxi-Listo Town Doc
Val-CWE Scum Godfather
Grae-Peter Griffin-Town ON Tracker
Jarrod-Grae-Scum Back-up
Badger-3pps Town EN Tracker
MTR-Blind Ninja Scum aligned non-voter SK
Listo-Jitterman Scum JOAT
kdestiny-Val Town RB
Begin Day 12
Vote randolph
i should’ve done it in yesterdays phase. I’m sorry i didn’t.
What say ye!
I offer you a simple response to your squint….
if I was a traitor, would you really still be alive?
Tildey-broght 1 person back to life. Unless Mazer is EVIL beyond evil...()town and probably vanilla.
Caito-blocked at least 1 scum kill. Probably more (if evil, welcome back to auto vote)
Randolph- the only role that could be used to hinder town in any way.
Vote Randolph
Really no other choice I could make.
If you're saving me for last...
Rando (2)- caito, cwe
unvote
I want to hear from Tildey.
And Randolph.
Rando (1)- caito
Nope. Not after that game where you had a one shot and killed me in the middle of the first day phase just cause you could. I’d want you out at my earliest convenience if i had a choice.
I gave town the chance to hang you. They said no thank you. So I put on my trigger pulling pants.
You were going to shoot me either way and you know it.
Not true. Ask Mazer. I told him how many votes needed to be on me before I fired.
I hate believing you
Vote: Randolph
I should have fucking followed my damned gut the last time instead of getting in my own head. At this point, if I’m wrong then kill me during the night phase so I can take my lumps in dead chat for whatever clue I’ve missed.
This is the other piece of my logic as well. At this point if either you or @Caito had the opportunity to off the other or would have been done by now.
EBWOP: it would have been done
This is the game that doesn’t end.
It just goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started playing it not knowing what it was.
And they’ll continue playing it forever just because…
http://https://youtu.be/5iln6fkwJOU
@Randolph has usually chimed in by now. Even if its just to say he doesn't have anything to add. Do we need to do a wellness check or something? lol
Vote Randolph
Please end...
I won't self vote, but I have nothing more to add. Maybe other than it's not me, but whatever. Do what you got to do and good luck tomorrow
Well if it's not you, then we are well and truly fucked.
And I'm voting Mazer EVERY PHASE next game until he or I are sent home.
Well if it's not you, then we are well and truly fucked.
And I'm voting Mazer EVERY PHASE next game until he or I are sent home.
Don’t be paranoid, i just thought it was funny
Telling me to not be paranoid is just telling me to die. I'm always paranoid.
That's a hammer
Write-ups incoming
The remaining free mafia players surrounded Rando. He tried to lift their spirits with funny Badger memes.
It didn’t work
Rando has been wrapped up.
He was Rando-Town JOAT
As soon as Rando was wrapped up….the 2 remaining Crusaders heard a chuckle
“2 misyeets in a row. I believe that looks like Caito’s Crusaders have…..double doinked.”
Current Christmas Characters
1. Tildey
2.caito
3. cwe
Wrapped up in a bow
Psych-Claws/Town Mason Vigilante
Jitters-Jarrod/Scum Killer
Morri-mtr-scum roleblocker
DivaSmurf-Foxxi Town Cop
Pablo-Future-TOWN ON-Watcher
Peter-Caito-Town Captain (1x bp variant, 1x vampire)
Blind Ninja-Town Mason Vigilante
3puppies-Voidkitten Town Hider
Future-Tildey Town EN Watcher
Claws-Psycho-Town JOAT
LDG-DivaSmurf Town EN Delayed Motivator
Vk-Morrison Scum JOAT
Foxxi-Listo Town Doc
Val-CWE Scum Godfather
Grae-Peter Griffin-Town ON Tracker
Jarrod-Grae-Scum Back-up
Badger-3pps Town EN Tracker
MTR-Blind Ninja Scum aligned non-voter SK
Listo-Jitterman Scum JOAT
kdestiny-Val Town RB
Rando-Rando Town JOAT
Intro 3
Kdestiny was is good spirits. Sure Chicago was 3-9, but Justin Fields was providing hope for the future.
When Caito texted kdestiny and asked for help, kdest jumped right on it. He had been blessed so much. How could he say no?
Immediately after texting his agreement, Caito sent that fucking double doink gif again.
"FUCKING CAITO!"
CWE never lies. I never cheat.
Night 12
The battle for Christmas raged on. Santa looked from the sky and descended to the auditorium. He had a surprise visitor with him.
As the participants fought, kdestiny first found CWE. CWE was past the point of productive drinking. He was too sober to care.
Kdestiny jailed cwe. He wanted him to watch.
Kdestiny sought out tildey. She had been a valiant fighter. But greatness of spirit had not overcome bitterness on this day.
Tildey has been wrapped up.
She was LDG-Town 1x Res
And after seeing the last innocent, CWE was done. It was almost a mercy as Kdestiny wrapped him up.
CWE has been wrapped up.
He was Pablo-Town Next night ON Motivator
Kdestiny stood triumphant. Without the crusaders, the pro-christmas celebs soon went back to their vacuous existences.
CAITO stood triumphant before the crowd. As they talked and laughed, more and more people burned their ugly sweaters. Ariana and Mariah Carey sang their new hit “All I want for December is whatever”.
Collectively, Christmas was cancelled.
And the world celebrated.
CWE peeked out from the box he was wrapped up and seethed.
SCUM has won. Congrats to Team Scum
They are
Jitters-Jarrod/Scum Killer
Morri-mtr-scum roleblocker
Peter-Caito-Town Captain (1x bp variant, 1x vampire)
Vk-Morrison Scum JOAT
Val-CWE Scum Godfather
Jarrod-Grae-Scum Back-up
Listo-Jitterman Scum JOAT
Caito-kdestiny SCUm Traitor Jailer/Fake Jailer
Epilogue
Santa turned to Mazer. “We wanted to make peace….but what have we done?”
Mazer replied, “I’ll tell you what we’ve done. We let random rolling turn this from a feud into a fucking thousand year war. And now you’re out of a fucking job. So let’s dump these presents and hightail it to that county in Wyoming with no population and no court system until the heat is off”
Santa unloaded his sleigh in the auditorium and made haste for Wyoming.
But among the present that were unwrapped were the…..folks that were wrapped up on the Island of Misfit Toys
And they unwrapped themselves with a vengeance.
Listo saw his dead huskies. Caito had them moved to the auditorium for a warning and for funsies. Listo did not find it fun. He starting brawling with Jarrod. He would use the Cyborg’s parts to restore his huskies to life.
The House of mtr had tearful reunion. And then mtr was forced to explain his Cronusian obsession. It was awkward. Race Car Driver Psych watched on.
Voidkitten and Foxxi were convinced that Caito wasn’t really the traitor. It was obviously one of them as a double secret traitor. Foxxi sent one of her feline lieutenants out to find proof.
LDG and Peter were deciding which way to fight before ultimately deciding to fight each other. A single tear ran down Blind Ninja’s cheek as he saw everyone actively fighting.
Val and Grae united to try to take down the Filthy Animals, but Badger greased them up as claws covered them with feathers. Dominatrix Psych approved.
Meanwhile Morrison snuck closer to the house of MTR again.
Voidkitten was beset by robot cats, but he realized what was going on. He cried out "This was never about one secular and/or specific denominational holiday....it was always about the people. But most of all...it's about the game Why can't we see?"
Suddenly a voice yelled out “STOP”
A heavenly light descended on Rando. Throughout this all, he had shown the most Spirit.
Calm in the midst of the storm, Rand possessed an almost listo—like aura. He walked from group to group. He heard them and he counseled them.
And then he addressed his fellow Mafia players.
“We tore ourselves apart, as we brought people together. But we are a family. Yes, we fight. But what’s with all this bickering about who killed who. This is supposed to be a happy day”
And then Rando began to sing.
It's Mafia time, there's no need to be afraid
At Mafia time, we let in light and we banish shade
And in our world of plenty we can spread a smile of joy
Throw your arms around the world at Mafia time
And then his most spirited Chorus joined him on the stage.
Tildey called out
But say a prayer, Pray for the other ones
At Christmas time it's hard, but when you're having fun
There's a world outside your window
And it's a world of dread and fear
She hugged mtr, as they were reunited
Badger looked at Rando with forgiveness in his eyes
Where the only water flowing
Is the bitter sting of tears
And the Christmas bells that ring
There are the clanging chimes of doom
Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you
Pablo and Blind Ninja, voices like Angels, sang out
And there won't be snow in Rajah this mafia time
The greatest gift they'll get this year is life
Where nothing ever grows
No rain nor rivers flow
Do they know it's Christmas time at all?
Here's to you
And then the entire House of MTR joined in
Raise a glass for everyone
Spare a thought this yuletide for the deprived
If the table was turned would you survive
And they were joined by The Psych Ward and Mazer Corps
Here's to them
Underneath that burning sun
You ain't gotta feel guilt just selfless
Give a little help to the helpless
Do they know it's Mafia time at all?
And then all the world joined together
Yeet the world
Yeet the world
Yeet the world
Yeet the world
Yeet the world
Let them know it's Mafia time again
Yeet the world
Let them know it's Mafia time again
Yeet the world
Let them know it's Mafia time again
Yeet the world
Let them know it's Mafia time again
Yeet the world
Yeet the world
Yeet the world
Yeet the world
Yeet the world
Yeet the world
(Yeet the world)
Yeet the world
Yeet the world
Caito looked at CWE.
“We’re not so different you and I. We both live by our code. And aren’t we united….by our love of them game. And we’re just playing the roles we were given”
CWE smiled. Wisdom and forgiveness And then he threw a bottle at Caito’s head.
“Vote Caito….Forever”
See you all next year for
Meta Mafia 3: Christmas Reborn: Badger & Claws' Filthy Holiday Reboot
I
Fucking
WIN
https://discord.gg/pEkTK5U8
Dead chat
https://discord.gg/Yr5nwXXf
Scum chat
https://discord.gg/xzTx7Hu9
Very short mason chat
That ending post is glorious lmao
@Tildey
The too hot hot chocolate made it so kdes couldn't target any people at night whom he previously targeted prior to the hot chocolate. It was a random ability used on a random person because I had a spare action to use.
Ty for the game @Mazer
Yes Mazer thank you again, for giving me yet another game where i could betray CWE. It was truly……. I mean it was the best Christmas gift you could’ve gotten me.
@CWE he got you…agaaain. Dude drink more! “Look dudes I am obviously ckdestiny…Yet I have been alive for days, barely posted..aaah Listo’s taking the pish he not really scum and I was roleblocked but nobody batted an eyelid. Will take pretend notes and check back later dudes!” Jigsaw pieces were there. If you are lucky enough to have a gun, you should know what to do.
Oh and since I can’t play the @Caito death music, I will play Tool - Sober. Apt for CWE:
Seriously @Mazer though, great game. Least I caught a kitten.
Rant over
Also known as my entrance theme lol
I gave you a little rope and you made a noose out of it.
Yeah recycled. Couldn’t be arsed of an exit theme. You got two themes more than anyone else.
Oh no by all means. I’m just trying to extend my jubilance in every direction.
Guys (town), you know what the worst part is? When you read the winners chat, you’re gonna notice it should’ve ended a couple days ago…. And then a decision was made. It’s almost like that decision was made by somebody who thought they knew what they were doing, but instead doomed their team….. almost like a Matt Nagy decision…..
The game should have ended a couple days before that even
Best bit is kdes hadn’t blocked those two kills we would’ve won but cos of that you won!
I hope you already know I'm contemplating making this an actual song
You need to have guest vocals on it from random rajah members.
I'm going to enlist everyone named in the cast, duh
Better warm up
@Tildey in only her game did fucking well again though. Doesn’t quite know all her nuances but in a game or two of playing….she will be master of the (Rajah) Mafia Universe!
Best bit is kdes hadn’t blocked those two kills we would’ve won but cos of that you won!
#AccidentalPartridge
Tildey did crazy well this game.
Cool
You scared us sir. Most of the conversation after I died and in dead chat was how you will fuck the scum team over. Your misyeet was a travesty this game.
She did. She is also going to be a problem going forward, so don’t be surprised if you suffer a few early kills from here on out.
Tildey is a natural. The House of MTR truly is a force to reckon with.
Also I hope you know it's forever Vote Caito season in the Psych Ward
If I win the Rumble GOD…that’s now near the top of my name change victims list.
Was gonna settle with giving him Sober CWE in the last name change contest, but more punishment required.
Hopefully no one gets to vote (Vote) Caito next game. Hopefully someone is nice enough to give me a gun. (Hint hint)
Just don’t do an Elmer Fudd to his Bugs Bunny with it.
Caito Season….Duck Season….
That would be a funny vote
Vote: Vote Caito
There are a very many potential guns and killing abilities in the next game. May the rand be ever in your favor.
If I win I'm going big.
Jarrod1982
Gimme gimme gimme
However, be aware I will confirm my PM by sending in the shot. Just so you can get an early jump on the write up. And I'll send you a box of ammo...don't skimp on the holes.
Is there an A-Caito 47 in this collection?
(Vote) Caito a weapon? Noooo.....
They may be a target...
After the last 2 games, I aspire to own the hotly contested mafia parody songs corner.
Your recording would be my mafia apex
You're right.
That may be too far
Jarrod1983.5
After that, it will be Psycho667Soldier. Or ClawsIn…
hahaha. yesterday when we were talking about name changes I was considering Jarrod1984
By George I was thinking the same thing. Orwell never mind.
Hey…. Hey CWE……
My takeaway from this is that @Caito killed me for the 2nd game in a row. I’ll be joining the Vote: Caito club. Can somebody let me know what day the meetings are held?
i enjoyed this caito pulled a tactic i do somtimes and just do the what ppl would consider unimaginable like ofc caito would kill cwe or vice versa if they were scum but once in a while you can get away not doing it to look towny its funny
Caito didn't lie in that at all.
He said, if he had a shot and was able to, he'd kill CWE.
Caito was overruled on CWE a couple times because Caito wanted him gone.
When Caito had no one to stop him, he shot CWE, but it was blocked.
He did try to go for CWE when he could
Well I never would have guessed that. But it’s good to know that at least it did mean something and wasn’t just flavor.
Bears football in a nutshell. Kdestiny is a Bears fan.
What day? Every. (Each meeting is optional.)
@Mazer
For when I log this...
SCUM has won. Congrats to Team Scum
They are
Jitters-Jarrod/Scum Killer
Morri-mtr-scum roleblocker
Peter-Caito-Town Captain (1x bp variant, 1x vampire)
Vk-Morrison Scum JOAT
Val-CWE Scum Godfather
Jarrod-Grae-Scum Back-up
Listo-Jitterman Scum JOAT
Caito-kdestiny SCUm Traitor Jailer/Fake Jailer
Why is PG listed as a scum team winner?
I do appreciate the kudos (even from my killer). It’s nice to know that I’m doing it right.
Because one Caito traitor is not enough apparently. A Peter in Caito’s clothing too.
cwe will tell you....the meetings never conclude
I always separate flavor sections from actions. If you see flavor has begun and it references someone actually taking an action, they've done something. Like jitters being out in the street. he did a move called identity theft makes someone look clean or dirty on a cop check. Revealing the action or targets would make it worthless.
Also, I sometimes don't like blatant in all the actions in anyway.
Caito taunts Bears fans a lot. The big "Fuck Caito" at the end was the biggest clue. He also never fell in any set order on the spreadsheet. And his flavor typically represented bitterness etc, vs doing something town-related.
But none of that is at all easy to pick-up.
I do say, 9 out 10 ten times (unless I'm doing an easy game after a marathon one), do not expect to be able to rely on the spreadsheet being perfectly accurate in my games. I personally like to set -up where reads are encouraged and necessary.
The thing that I wondered if someone would see was how often the jails seemed to work perfectly with scum. Giving him credit for blocking an sk was a mistake town made.
Amazingly well-played tildey. Best debut efforts we've seen in a long time.
Because I didn't triple check the end write-up like I did all the others, and grabbed "caito"
these do require a LOT of searching and checking when I do them.
I would have cleared Caito too because I knew he was kdestiny. Damn Traitors.
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