JR: "Welcome everyone to Raw is Mafiaaaa!!! We are sold out in Madison Square Gardens and the fans are jacked! And with me tonight is my broadcast partner Jerry the King Lawler and what a night we've got in store King!"
Lawler: "Oh absolutely JR, I can't wait to see how this goes down!" I especially can't wait to see my two favourites....Sable and Sunny tonight! Puppies Ya-hoooooooooo!!"
*The music of Stone Cold Steve Austin hits*
JR: "Well that didn't take long, business is gonna pick up because here comes that Texas Rattlesnake Stone Cold Steve Austin. I wonder what's on his mind tonight but I'm sure it won't be good news for Vince McMahon and his Corporation!"
Austin BMF walks down to the ring, does his four corner salute and grabs a mic.
Austin: "Well Vince you and your Corporate stooges think you were so clever because you stole my Smoking Skull belt! Well come high or hell water I am taking everyone of you jackasses out to get my belt back and that's all I gots to say about that!"
*The music of The Rock hits*
Rock makes his way down to the ring grabbing another mic along the way. Austin stares a hole right through him.
Rock: "Finally The Rock has come back to Raaaaajaaaaaah!" Take your eyes off me Austin and relax. Though I think you are the biggest piece of trailer park trash walking God's green earth, the Rock will also help you get your belt back and then you can go one on one with the Great One for the belt! If you smeeeellllll..."
*The music of D-Lo Brown hits*
Howard Finkel: "Hailing from Lichtenstein...the European Champion D-Loooo Broooown!"
Lawler: "Heh heh....Lichtenstein!"
D-Lo: "I am already the champion of Europe especially my beloved Lichtenstein! I also will help you with to find your gold so I can be champion of the Wooorld!"
*The music of DX hits*
HHH: "I've only got one thing to say.....Are you ready?"
Billy Gunn:"And if you're not down with that, then we got two words..."
HHH: "Billy you jumped in too early man. It's not like we've done this hundreds of times already. You should recognise your cue by now..."
D-Lo: "Oh you betta recognise!" *head bobble*
Road-Dogg: "Did you hear the brother. He said you betta recognise!" *head bobbling even more*
X-Pac: "And I'm in the zoooooooone!"
HHH: "First of all D-Lo! It's my time and not yours! Secondly, Dogg, Pac, you guys are reading the wrong scripts from creative. We're not doing either of those bits tonight. Anyway.......I SAID ARE YOOOUUUU RRRRREEEEEEADDDYYYY?"
Chyna *stares blankly*
HHH: "Well Chyna certainly looks ready! Then......for the seventeen to twenty-two in attendance and maybe just over a hundred guests, lurkers and others in invisible mode watching aroooound the world! Let's get reeeeeeady to succcck it!"
*No Chance in Hell music hits*
Vince: "Well it's pleasing to see so much interest in the Smoking Skull Belt! Well by all means try to get it back but the Corporation will always be one step ahead thanks to my mental acumen!"
Shane: Yeah nobody's smarter than my pops! Big ups to Vinnie Mac my pops!"
Big Boss Man: "And I'm gonna make everyone serve some haaaard time!"
*Arena goes dark. The music of The Undertaker hits*
Undertaker: "The creatures of the night, bear witness to the hard and dark times I will put this Corporation through! Digging holes and Stealing souls! "Reeeeest iiiiin Peeeeeace!"
*Arena goes dark. The music of Kane hits*
Kane does not grab a microphone. He merely stands on top of the stage and tilts his head.
Suddenly loud maniacal laughter is heard all over the arena's PA system then stops again after a few seconds.
JR: "I'm not sure what that laughter is all about folks. Maybe one of the guys in the truck goofed up...Anyway it's going to be a helluva night as business is damned sure about to pick up!"
Finally, noises are heard from the locker room of Mick Foley who strategically stayed out of the opening promo. It sounds like he’s talking to himself or is he?
DAY ONE RESULTS
NIGHT ONE RESULTS
DAY TWO RESULTS
NIGHT TWO RESULTS
DAY THREE RESULTS
NIGHT THREE RESULTS
DAY FOUR RESULTS
NIGHT FOUR RESULTS