Letterkenny Mafia

[Mazer]

You're sitting around with your friends the other day....

Wayne: You know what we haven't had for a while? A good game of mafia. I think its about time

Dairy: I'd go a bit Psycho for a good game of mafia.

Wayne: I cwe what you did there.

Squirrelly Dan: I dont know fellas. I feel like I haven't played a good game since 1983.

Dairy: Are you FROzen with fear? Trying to virm your way out of this?

Dan: Stops Badgersing me! You got me feeling all grimario.

Wayne. Why don't you take about 20% off of it there. Ain't nobody trying squeeze you so hard you turn into a diamond.

Dan: alright, I just know we can go all drey.

Dairy: Soo...back to the game. I don't want to be a Hero, but I think I got an idea.

Wayne: Sounds like its your kdestiny. Is the topic something I kanguess?

Dan: Or is it something more rando?

Wayne: I am morrison or less on the right track?

Dan: Come on Dairy. Just Bert it out. Let it Rip. I don't have the Time to Splithere and wait.

Dairy: After all this build-up, I 'm not sure dees isn't going to disappoint you. Interest might peter out.

Wayne: Come on princess. I'm Mikey Jonesing for a hint

Dan: We might just have to go Caito to toe.

Dairy: Just wait. The Diablo's in the details.

Dan: Well, you blew your Gunn on that one.

Dairy: Still...better me running a game than Nobody.





Just then Katie burst through the door.




Katie: "Unfucking believable!. You know the pond by the stadium?"


Dan: We knows it Miss Katie.

Katie: Well apparently Coach wants to expand the locker room and fill and pave over the pond.

Dairy: But there's.....Canadian goose that visit that pond.

Katie: Ding fucking ding.


Wayne sprang to his feet.

Wayne "The Canadian Goose is the most noble creature that ever lived. If you every look at the sky and see a particularly beautiful sunset, you can rest assured that a Canadian Goose likely ran off all the other birds, just so you can have a better view"

Dairy: I saw the other day some Degens from upstate were trying to creep in on Stuart's territory. You know who ran em off? Canadian goose decided to take matters into their own hands

Dan: In my day, we cherished every last Canadian goose we saw, and felt lucky to even find a feather on the road. Nowadays you got so many goose that you'll pave over them and drown them in concrete! IT MUST BE FUCKING NICE!

Wayne: Well, this will not stand. You got a problem with a Canadian Goose, you have a problem with me. And I suggest you let that marinate.


Katie: So you gonna do something Big Brother?

Wayne: Damn right I am. Pitter Patter, let's get at er.


day 1 game event

Just as donnybrook was about to break, MacMurray drove up in his golf cart.




Mrs. MacMurray looked at Coach. "Your wife let's you out of the house looking like that"

Coach looked like he was was about to cry "Barbara's dead....this was her favorite track suit"


Mrs. MacMurray looked at Coach. "Likely she died of the embarrassment of being married to a goose killer"

Coach was enraged. "YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU TWO BIT..."


MacMurray decked Coach.

"Ain't nobody talks to my baby that way"


Caito has been eliminated.

He was Coach-Scum Godfather.


MacMurray looked around. That oughta about do it.


But the degens suddenly crested the hill.


MacMurray looked on with awe.


Shorezy yelled "Fuck you MacMurray. Your shirt's so tight, it looks like your nipples are choking. I'd ask why you wearing your wife's shirt, but I know that's not the case, because its still next to Reilly's mom's shirt on my floor"/




With 11 active players, hammer is now at 6.


Continue day 1.

Dan: I tells you. More thans anything else...We haves to takes out these Degens from Upcountry.

Wayne: Can't stand these degens


The Hicks had left a a target out that Degens from Upcountry couldn't resist-They dressed Dairy up as a bookish sort and had him blast some Michael Bolton (the natural enemy of Celine Dion). Dan was originally concerned that dressing up this way was playing into harmful stereotypes, but a quick call to Professor Trish from his Women's Studies class alleviated his concern.

The Degens couldn't abide this and came charging out.


As the Degens charged, they ran straight into the hicks and their allies.

Dan: If there's ones things a Degens can'ts stand, its a solid hook. No good heads movement from a Degens.

Wayne: And that's what you get when you threaten the Canadian goose. If you look back at the challenging times in your life, and you see no set of footprints in the sand, that is where the Canadian Goose picked you up and carried you. And if you don't respect the Canadian Goose, you have a problem with me, and I suggest you let that marinate.


With the Degens dispatched, the hicks headed back to their pondside vigil




kdestiny has been eliminated. He was Degens from Upcountry-Scum Killer

You were hanging out with your friends the other day….

Wayne: So, it was a long night of watching over the pond. I decided to check some wrestling as we kept our watchful vigil.
Dan: Since I’m always down for some wrestling, I chavoted that we all watch.




Wayne: At that point, I decided to head over to Kangus, and lay the Woods to him until he Pipered up about his loyalties.

Glenn: After dragging my peepers away from Roman Reigns, I decided it was likely to get Super Crazy, and I just needed to get away from all Mankind, so I Duggan behind Rando.


Dierks: I don’t want anyone working too Hart. So I told Bert I thought he was overdoinking it, and should take resthold break every LA Knight.


Meanwhile Shorezy was frustrated. He stood facing the trees.
“Where the Fuck is Dreyski? I wish his mother was half so hard to find. Tell her stop calling me every night. Good fuck let a guy get some sleep”.


Wayne wandered off. His stomach was completely in knots.

Wayne: “Fuck. Something’s wrong with me. I need to head to the ice shack”

Dairy: “Wayne, you need some help? I could go light some candles for you in there?”

Wayne: “Wish you weren’t so fucking awkward bud”.


With that Wayne went to the ice shack, where he spent the next two weeks puking and watching “Miss Fire” reruns.

Pablo has been eliminated. He was Wayne-Town Cop


Active players
1. Jarrod1983
2. Bert
3. Dreyski
4. CWE
5. Randolph
6 Kangus
7 Badger
8. King Diamond

Eliminated:
Psych-Katie -Town Doc
Caito-Coach-Scum GF
kdestiny Degens-Scum Killer
Pablo-Town Cop


Day 3 begins now

Kangus (6)-dreyski, jarrod, bert, rando, badge





"Look at all of you. fuck you dreyski, your silver hair isn't even the best in your family, but your mom some Just for Women, below the belt edition"

Fuck You Shorezy!

"Fuck you Jarrod, you catch the new Masters of the Universe? Catch when I became the master of your mom's Poonaverse?"

Fuck you Shorezy!

"Fuck you Bert! To bad your Mom never built up some natural immunity, or I wouldn't have had to give her my needle"

Fuck you Shorezy!

"Fuck you Rando. The only fucking rando thing is here is the three fucking randos your mom had already been through when I showed up last night"

"Fuck you Badger. I'd fuck the Badger and your spinning star, if I hadn't already had your mom's beaver spinning last night"

"FUCK YOU SHOREZY!"


Kangus has been eliminated. He was Shorezy -Scum Roleblocker




Begin Night 3

You were protecting geese with your friends the other day…

Dan: “Well after we’s hads taken outs Coach, Shorezy, and the Degends, we felt like a bunch of action heroes”

Dairy “Van Damme right we did”

Dan: “But as we heads backs to the ponds, what do Seagal? A Goose choking up oil. Well this sends me into a Blind Rage”

Dairy: “Goose killers sure do Die Hard”



Glen: “Wayne at the shack…an oilu goose…I was Planet Terrorified and had No Way Out, unless I Fled behind CWE”

Dierks: “Unfortunately, I was a bit baked, so not fully up to SPEED. Which meant, I dropped my lighter in the haystack cwe was sleeping in. CWE was a Man on Fire. He went running out the door with Glenn clinging to his back.

CWE has been eliminated-He was McMurray-Town Vigilante
Dreyski has been eliminated. He was Glenn-Town Hider.

Dairy: “Well, with all this going on, I decided to see who jarrod was Taken with, and watched to see if he was a Predator or not”






Active players
1. Jarrod1983
2. Bert
3. Randolph
4 Kangus
5 Badger

Eliminated:
Psych-Katie -Town Doc
Caito-Coach-Scum GF
kdestiny Degens-Scum Killer
Pablo-WAyne Town Cop
CWE-MAcMurray-Town Vigilante
King Diamond
Dreyksi-Glenn-Town Hider
Kangus-Shorezy-Scum Roleblocker

[Mazer]

Let's start the sign-ups

[Pablo Diablo]

I was going to take a break.

But I can't miss this

1) Pablo

[Jarrod1983]

1. Pablo Diablo
2. Jarrod1983

[Mazer]

Pabs, your recommendation put me over the top for watching. It wouldn't have felt right without you.

@Tyson - if you ever wanted to try a game of mafia.

[Psycho666Soldier]

1. Pablo Diablo
2. Jarrod1983
3. Psycho666Soldier

[Bert]

1. Pablo Diablo
2. Jarrod1983
3. Psycho666Soldier
4. Bert

Come play @Tyson

[Dreyski]

Going in blind on this...

1. Pablo Diablo
2. Jarrod1983
3. Psycho666Soldier
4. Bert
5. Dreyski

[Mazer]

I hope that all enjoy the mechanics, and should be some good potential strategy for the group. I did set this up to be new player friendly as well.

At least more than cwe mafia or focus groups

[Jarrod1983]

I will say now I have zero clue about this show but might check it out.

[CWE]

1. Pablo Diablo
2. Jarrod1983
3. Psycho666Soldier
4. Bert
5. Dreyski
6. CWE

[Mazer]

I will say now I have zero clue about this show but might check it out.

Most episodes begin very similar to that dialogue

[Jarrod1983]

Pitter Patter, let's get at er.

I'm sold on it with this line here.

[Mazer]

You are in luck then

[Randolph]

1. Pablo Diablo
2. Jarrod1983
3. Psycho666Soldier
4. Bert
5. Dreyski
6. CWE
7. Randolph Lundgren

[Mazer]

Have one of my friends from off the forums who is going to join and give it a run.

[Mazer]

@Caito @Morrison @kdestiny @kangus @Badger @Kneeneighbor @Fro @Mikey jones @TimeSplitter @Peter Griffin @Rip @Hero! @Morrison @Bluegunn @King Diamond

[Bert]

2 name usernames are the worst.

@Mikey_Jones

[Mazer]

they really are. thanks for the catch

[Badger]

I’m breaking from Mafia at the moment and tbh I’m not overly familiar with this show. However if you need to fill up roles and you’re stuck further down the line, give me a shout again Maze.

[Hero!]

Yeah I’m in someone add me to the list busy today thx babes

[Psycho666Soldier]

1. Pablo Diablo
2. Jarrod1983
3. Psycho666Soldier
4. Bert
5. Dreyski
6. CWE
7. Randolph Lundgren
8. Jukebox Hero!

[Rip]

What’s a Letterkenny?

[Bert]

What’s a Letterkenny?

[Kdestiny]

Out.

Very busy through the weekend anyways.

Have fun all.

[Caito]

You’re hucking the ball around with your pals the other day….


1. Pablo Diablo
2. Jarrod1983
3. Psycho666Soldier
4. Bert
5. Dreyski
6. CWE
7. Randolph Lundgren
8. Jukebox Hero!
9. Caito

[Mazer]

Like to get this up in the mid teens.

But we'll fucking sort it out.

[Mazer]

Out.

Very busy through the weekend anyways.

Have fun all.

Looks like we won't be kicking off until monday anyway.

[kangus]

1. Pablo Diablo
2. Jarrod1983
3. Psycho666Soldier
4. Bert
5. Dreyski
6. CWE
7. Randolph Lundgren
8. Jukebox Hero!
9. Caito
10. Kangus

[kangus]

What's next, Corner Gas mafia? Oh man that joke would kill if we had more than three Canadians left on the forums.

[CWE]

There was an attempt at My Little Pony. I wouldn't put anything past anyone to try.

[Hero!]

Yo bros, gonna drop out.

Had some stuff come up recently, gonna be buuuuusy for a minute.

Catch you guys in the next one

[kangus]

Why are you talking like a surfer dude?

[Bert]

Hang ten, brah.

[Jarrod1983]

[Bert]

This has to be Point Break, right? I've never seen it but I can't image there's many surfer movies.

Johnny Tsunami was cool for a DCOM.

Dude in the gif looks so much like the comedian Theo Von though.

[Mazer]

Hopefully we can get just a few more people early next week.

[Jarrod1983]

Yes Point Break. So much more than a surfer movie though. Bert it's on Hulu I'm pretty sure. It's Swayze and Busey in their prime, young Lori Petty and Reeves is always top notch.

Do not watch the remake.

[Mazer]

I'm still hoping to get a few more. If we're at t0, I'll do a restructure and try to get going tomorrow afternoon.

[Kdestiny]

I'm still hoping to get a few more. If we're at t0, I'll do a restructure and try to get going tomorrow afternoon.

Fine

[Mazer]

Fine

I knew you'd come around....


...or did I?




Hurray for guilt-tripping



1. Pablo Diablo
2. Jarrod1983
3. Psycho666Soldier
4. Bert
5. Dreyski
6. CWE
7. Randolph Lundgren
8. Jukebox Hero!
9. Caito
10. Kangus
11. Kdestiny


@Badger. This is the time where you channel your inner Danny Glover. Come back with some, "I was scheduled to retire", "One LAST CASE", "I'm getting too old for this bullshit" energy.

[Kdestiny]

I have no idea of the source material, but here we go anyways. Hasn't stopped me before.

[Badger]

I knew you'd come around....


...or did I?




Hurray for guilt-tripping



1. Pablo Diablo
2. Jarrod1983
3. Psycho666Soldier
4. Bert
5. Dreyski
6. CWE
7. Randolph Lundgren
8. Jukebox Hero!
9. Caito
10. Kangus's
11. Kdestiny


@Badger. This is the time where you channel your inner Danny Glover. Come back with some, "I was scheduled to retire", "One LAST CASE", "I'm getting too old for this bullshit" energy.

Okay bud, will help you out. Next couple of weekends will be a bit tight as away to Glasgow on Saturday and got my niece’s birthday the following weekend on top of working through my notice through the weeks but will do what I can.


1. Pablo Diablo
2. Jarrod1983
3. Psycho666Soldier
4. Bert
5. Dreyski
6. CWE
7. Randolph Lundgren
8. Jukebox Hero!
9. Caito
10. Kangus's
11. Kdestiny
12. Badger

[Kdestiny]

I have no idea of the source material, but here we go anyways. Hasn't stopped me before.

[Bert]

I have no idea of the source material, but here we go anyways. Hasn't stopped me before.

We heard you the first time.

[Mazer]

When kdestiny says that something doesn't stop him, he means it.

[Kdestiny]

We heard you the first time.

I have no idea of the source...

Oh.

[Jitters]

1. Pablo Diablo
2. Jarrod1983
3. Psycho666Soldier
4. Bert
5. Dreyski
6. CWE
7. Randolph Lundgren
8. Jukebox Hero!
9. Caito
10. Kangus's
11. Kdestiny
12. Badger
13. King Diamond

[Mazer]

That's what I'm talking about.

Much like letterkenny itself, we may not have the biggest audience, but we're devoted.


I'll leave this open, but will look to start sending out roles tomorrow afternoon or evening.

[Mazer]

Been sitting in the allergist office for an hour waiting. Left my laptop in the car. Will send roles out to night or tomorrow morning. But will shoot for tonight

[Mazer]

Everything is recalibarated for 13 and rewritten. About to do the draw and start sending out roles.


Please wait until I say all roles have been sent before you start the list.

[Mazer]

Roles are out:

Count it down


1. Pablo Diablo
2. Jarrod1983
3. Psycho666Soldier
4. Bert
5. Dreyski
6. CWE
7. Randolph Lundgren
8. Jukebox Hero!
9. Caito
10. Kangus's
11. Kdestiny
12. Badger
13. King Diamond

[CWE]

Count it down


1. Pablo Diablo
2. Jarrod1983
3. Psycho666Soldier
4. Bert
5. Dreyski
7. Randolph Lundgren
8. Jukebox Hero!
9. Caito
10. Kangus's
11. Kdestiny
12. Badger
13. King Diamond

[Psycho666Soldier]

1. Pablo Diablo
2. Jarrod1983
4. Bert
5. Dreyski
7. Randolph Lundgren
8. Jukebox Hero!
9. Caito
10. Kangus's
11. Kdestiny
12. Badger
13. King Diamond

[Bert]

1. Pablo Diablo
2. Jarrod1983
5. Dreyski
7. Randolph Lundgren
8. Jukebox Hero!
9. Caito
10. Kangus's
11. Kdestiny
12. Badger
13. King Diamond

[Badger]

1. Pablo Diablo
2. Jarrod1983
5. Dreyski
7. Randolph Lundgren
8. Jukebox Hero!
9. Caito
10. Kangus's
11. Kdestiny
13. King Diamond

[Dreyski]

1. Pablo Diablo
2. Jarrod1983
7. Randolph Lundgren
8. Jukebox Hero!
9. Caito
10. Kangus's
11. Kdestiny
13. King Diamond

[Randolph]

1. Pablo Diablo
2. Jarrod1983
8. Jukebox Hero!
9. Caito
10. Kangus's
11. Kdestiny
13. King Diamond

[Pablo Diablo]

2. Jarrod1983
8. Jukebox Hero!
9. Caito
10. Kangus's
11. Kdestiny
13. King Diamond

Didn't Hero back out though?

[Mazer]

He did. I decided not to allow it.

[Mazer]

2. Jarrod1983
9. Caito
10. Kangus's
11. Kdestiny
13. King Diamond

[kangus]

2. Jarrod1983
9. Caito
11. Kdestiny
13. King Diamond

[Jarrod1983]

9. Caito
11. Kdestiny
13. King Diamond

[Caito]

Yeah hi

[Kdestiny]

13. King Diamond

[CWE]

Yeah hi

Vote Caito

[Mazer]

Haven't seen King Diamond online since yesterday, but if he doesn't have to time to check in the next few hours, we'll go ahead and get started.

[Mazer]

It was another loss for the Letterkenny Irish hockey team. Coach was beside himself with anger.

“We’re up 2-0, and you still can’t finish! What’s a matter…you run out of gas? (his voice became high pitched and whiny)…what’s the matter do you need somebody to carry you on those little noodles you call legs. Your spaghetti can’t stay stiff when the water gets hot? And now I can’t get a new gym space because somebody’s worried about some little geese that need a bath?”




Jonesy and Reilly walked out of the gym together.




“Coach is fired up, buddy”
“Yeah buddy, but Katie Cat said we need to help the geese buddy”
“But listen to your Coach. buddy”
“Never go against Katie Cat, buddy”
“That’s true buddy. Time for leg day?”
“Man, fuck leg day, buddy.”


Jonesy and Reilly walked around the corner, only to see Shorezy, his back turned to them-walking towards the goose pond.

Shorezy: “Fuck you guys. Crying over these geese. Why don’t you give your balls a tug?”
Reilly: “Fuck you Shorezy, we’re just supporting Katie”
Shorezy: “Fuck you Reilly, the only support these geese will be giving is after they're dead, and I use their feathers to make a nice goose down pillow, so your mom is comfortable when she’s crying out my name”
Jonesy: “Fuck you Shorezy!”
Shorezy: “Fuck you Jonesy. The only goose you should be worried about is when I goose your mom tonight, right before I fuck her on your childhood bed, still got the Dudley DooRight covers on and everything
Jonesy and Reilly “FUCK YOU SHOREZY!”


Dierks skated by. He stopped, having overheard the conversation. He knew how much Katie loved the Canadian goose. Saving this pond would be his one chance to make things right with her.


Meanwhile, Coach was at the bus station. He had reached out to some Degens from upcountry. If there was anyone who could drive out hicks and geese….it was a group of degens.


Wayne, Dairy, Dan, and Katie had finally arrived at the pond.


Coach was yelling over at them. “You’re never going to save those Canadian Geese. I’m going to pave over that pond, and THERE’s not a damn thing that will stop me”.

Dairy: Oh, so now you’re the expert on construction. Gonna just pave over a body of water. Everybody’s an expert these days.
Dan: In my days, we’d fish in ponds and be thankful if we caughts anything. Nowadays, you got so many ponds, you just want to paves overs them. MUST be fucking nice.
Katie: These geese live here. Kids have been coming her for years, you can’t just pave over them.
Dan: Miss Katie, you’ve always been environmentally conscious, and that’s what I appreciates about you.
Katie (looking back at Dan surreptitiously): Is THAT what you appreciate about me?
Wayne (cigarette in mouth): Why don’t you just dial it down about 20% there Dan.

Steps Forward

Wayne: The Canadian goose has protected this land for generations. I’ll tell you right now, the French would invade right now, if it weren’t for the Canadian goose. Always watchful, always flying patterns, always protecting. I’ll tell you right now, if you’re saying the Canadian Goose doesn’t protect us, you’re saying I don’t protect my family. And I suggest you let that marinate.


Coach looked fit to explode. It was getting dark. He looked over his shoulder. The Degens could be heard in the distance.

Wayne took one step, threw down his cigarette, and rolled up his sleeves. He stared Coach in the eyes, and looked towards the sound of the approaching Degens.

He looked back at his friends.

“Pitter patter then, big chiefs”

[Mazer]

Day 1 begins now

Standard rules on no breadcrumbiing, etc.


Don't bring personal agendas from other threads in (although previous mafia grudges are encouraged)



Days are 48 hours. nights are 24.


If no hammer is reached, majority vote lead will be the selection at the 48 hour mark. If there's a tie, both leading vote getters will be lynched. If there's a tie on no lynch, the person tied with no lynch will still get lynched.


With 12 active participants, hammer is at 7.

Begin Day 1.

[CWE]

Vote Caito

[CWE]

Attention Town

Pick a side. Caito or myself die today. No exceptions.

[CWE]

This town ain't big enough for the both of us.

[Randolph]

Vote CWE. Let us even this out as much as possible

[CWE]

Vote CWE. Let us even this out as much as possible

Sounds like scum want multiple deaths day 1.

[Pablo Diablo]

I'm going to enjoy these write-ups.

[Pablo Diablo]

And yes it's important for people to realize that a tie vote will lead to BOTH being lynched. Cannot be emphasized enough.

[CWE]

I'm going to enjoy these write-ups.

Pick a side.

[Pablo Diablo]

We all know my side and nothing will change it.

[CWE]

And yes it's important for people to realize that a tie vote will lead to BOTH being lynched. Cannot be emphasized enough.

Both of us WILL NOT be lynched today. I can guarantee you that.

[Pablo Diablo]

Except for games that don't allow No Lynch Day Ones.

[CWE]

We all know my side and nothing will change it.

One day you will see the light...

[Psycho666Soldier]

Vote CWE

[CWE]

[Mazer]

Caito (1)-CWE
CWE (2)-Rando, Psycho

[Caito]

I mean….. if that’s the way you want it mate


Vote CWE

[CWE]

[Mazer]

Caito (1)-CWE
CWE (3)-Rando, Psycho, Caito

[kangus]

I mean...

Vote: CWE

Come on guys, day one lynch!

[CWE]

[Mazer]

GAME EVENT INCOMING


Please do not post

[Mazer]

Just as donnybrook was about to break, MacMurray drove up in his golf cart.




Mrs. MacMurray looked at Coach. "Your wife let's you out of the house looking like that"

Coach looked like he was was about to cry "Barbara's dead....this was her favorite track suit"


Mrs. MacMurray looked at Coach. "Likely she died of the embarrassment of being married to a goose killer"

Coach was enraged. "YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU TWO BIT..."


MacMurray decked Coach.

"Ain't nobody talks to my baby that way"


Caito has been eliminated.

He was Coach-Scum Godfather.


MacMurray looked around. That oughta about do it.


But the degens suddenly crested the hill.


MacMurray looked on with awe.


Shorezy yelled "Fuck you MacMurray. Your shirt's so tight, it looks like your nipples are choking. I'd ask why you wearing your wife's shirt, but I know that's not the case, because its still next to Reilly's mom's shirt on my floor"/




With 11 active players, hammer is now at 6.


Continue day 1.

[CWE]

[CWE]

Does the vote count reset?

[Mazer]

No-well the votes against caito don't count anymore

[Mazer]

CWE (4)-Rando, Psycho, Caito, kangus

[CWE]

Get off me town.

I was the only person on that scum's lynch train.

[CWE]

Caito vote still counts too?

[Mazer]

Yes.

It stays on today.

[Psycho666Soldier]

UNVOTE

Vote kangus

[Badger]

Well….that is some masterclass vig play. Can’t think of a better town start really recently other than Mazer’s last game where scum got derailed right off the bat.

I never thought I’d have to do it this early but great strike for us plus the added bonus for @virms if he’s watching because I know he loves it when I do this….