You're sitting around with your friends the other day....
Wayne: You know what we haven't had for a while? A good game of mafia. I think its about time
Dairy: I'd go a bit Psycho for a good game of mafia.
Wayne: I cwe what you did there.
Squirrelly Dan: I dont know fellas. I feel like I haven't played a good game since 1983.
Dairy: Are you FROzen with fear? Trying to virm your way out of this?
Dan: Stops Badgersing me! You got me feeling all grimario.
Wayne. Why don't you take about 20% off of it there. Ain't nobody trying squeeze you so hard you turn into a diamond.
Dan: alright, I just know we can go all drey.
Dairy: Soo...back to the game. I don't want to be a Hero, but I think I got an idea.
Wayne: Sounds like its your kdestiny. Is the topic something I kanguess?
Dan: Or is it something more rando?
Wayne: I am morrison or less on the right track?
Dan: Come on Dairy. Just Bert it out. Let it Rip. I don't have the Time to Splithere and wait.
Dairy: After all this build-up, I 'm not sure dees isn't going to disappoint you. Interest might peter out.
Wayne: Come on princess. I'm Mikey Jonesing for a hint
Dan: We might just have to go Caito to toe.
Dairy: Just wait. The Diablo's in the details.
Dan: Well, you blew your Gunn on that one.
Dairy: Still...better me running a game than Nobody.
Just then Katie burst through the door.
Katie: "Unfucking believable!. You know the pond by the stadium?"
Dan: We knows it Miss Katie.
Katie: Well apparently Coach wants to expand the locker room and fill and pave over the pond.
Dairy: But there's.....Canadian goose that visit that pond.
Katie: Ding fucking ding.
Wayne sprang to his feet.
Wayne "The Canadian Goose is the most noble creature that ever lived. If you every look at the sky and see a particularly beautiful sunset, you can rest assured that a Canadian Goose likely ran off all the other birds, just so you can have a better view"
Dairy: I saw the other day some Degens from upstate were trying to creep in on Stuart's territory. You know who ran em off? Canadian goose decided to take matters into their own hands
Dan: In my day, we cherished every last Canadian goose we saw, and felt lucky to even find a feather on the road. Nowadays you got so many goose that you'll pave over them and drown them in concrete! IT MUST BE FUCKING NICE!
Wayne: Well, this will not stand. You got a problem with a Canadian Goose, you have a problem with me. And I suggest you let that marinate.
Katie: So you gonna do something Big Brother?
Wayne: Damn right I am. Pitter Patter, let's get at er.
day 1 game event
You were protecting geese with your friends the other day…
Dan: “Well after we’s hads taken outs Coach, Shorezy, and the Degends, we felt like a bunch of action heroes”
Dairy “Van Damme right we did”
Dan: “But as we heads backs to the ponds, what do Seagal? A Goose choking up oil. Well this sends me into a Blind Rage”
Dairy: “Goose killers sure do Die Hard”
Glen: “Wayne at the shack…an oilu goose…I was Planet Terrorified and had No Way Out, unless I Fled behind CWE”
Dierks: “Unfortunately, I was a bit baked, so not fully up to SPEED. Which meant, I dropped my lighter in the haystack cwe was sleeping in. CWE was a Man on Fire. He went running out the door with Glenn clinging to his back.
CWE has been eliminated-He was McMurray-Town Vigilante
Dreyski has been eliminated. He was Glenn-Town Hider.
Dairy: “Well, with all this going on, I decided to see who jarrod was Taken with, and watched to see if he was a Predator or not”
Active players
1. Jarrod1983
2. Bert
3. Randolph
4 Kangus
5 Badger
Eliminated:
Psych-Katie -Town Doc
Caito-Coach-Scum GF
kdestiny Degens-Scum Killer
Pablo-WAyne Town Cop
CWE-MAcMurray-Town Vigilante
King Diamond
Dreyksi-Glenn-Town Hider
Kangus-Shorezy-Scum Roleblocker