Mojo was evil and on the prowl. He looked at
Mikey and
Hero and laughed “Let us now see if you enjoy things so much….perhaps you will enjoy this…..and such enjoyment will cause laughter for us as we enjoy and laugh. For you shall not be as you are now. Rather you shall be as someone else. Who is not you”
Bender couldn’t believe all the stupid meatbags were fighting so indiscriminately. It was freaking hilarious. He particularly found the antics of
Jarrod to be most hilarious and laughed and looked and looked and laughed.
Cyril Sneer had enough of all this poppycock. It was as bad as those cursed raccoons.
Cyril sneered “I’ve seen the power of your ‘belief’. NOW SEE THE POWER OF MY WALLET. LOWER THE MAGNET!” A giant industrial magnet appeared over
Psych. The magnet blasted rays that somehow defied the laws of physics and drew certain objects, physical actions, and individuals in motion towards
Psych. It didn’t even really make sense, but
Cyril’s engineers all had MS degrees from the highly-esteemed Roger Rabbit Academy of Cartoon Physics. Somehow, they made it work.
And that didn’t look very helpful for All-Stars. Mostly because it wasn’t helpful. At all. If it was, why would
Cyril even do it? It changed the course of the night.
Jarrod found himself face to face with
Handy. Handy yelled at
Jarrod “THE INDUSTRIAL MAGNET SHALL LURE THE ALL-STARS AS SURELY AS ODYSSEUS LURED THE SUITORS PENELOPE TO THE SLAUGHTER….THE ODYSSEY….HOMER?....READ A BOOK!”
Handy berated
Jarrod for the remainder of the night.
The Tick was the first on the scene. He planted himself in front of
Psych. “HEY THERE FOUL FELONIUS FIENDS! YOU SHALL NOT HARM THE
PSYCHO!”
Cosmo went towards
Psych “
Psycho666Soldier…is that like crazy devil warrior….Couldn’t you just pick one direction for a name? That reminds me… I love One Direction”
Psych admitted that he also loved One Direction to and
Cosmo attempted to engage
Psych on his favorite One Direction songs from that point forward
Courage found himself drug towards
psych, shivering as he was pulled.
Psych let the dog stand behind him, and more than ever determined to withstand the storm.
“Oh dear. Oh dear. I wish the girls were here. Or Miss Bellum. But that
Psycho looks a nice boy. As I always say, if you can’t get the support of the psychos, you can’t win in politics”-
The Mayor stated, as he slipped
Psych another ballot.
Phineas and
Ferb decided to continue their trend of building robots in the image of Mighty warriors. On this night they built a Samurai Jackbot. Which….the boys stood still and watched as the Jackbot immediately preceded to fulfill its mission to observe
Psych
The Jackbot bumped into the actual
Jack. It was a bit awkward, but ultimately they treated each other with dignity and respect as they both watched
Psych.
Jimmy was able to stay night motionless as he checked his personal timescanner, staring into the viewer to see if
CWE had been on the field night previous.
Cobra Commander stalked
Morrison. “IF YOU WANT SOMETHING DONE…DO IT YOURSELF. I STRIKE OUT AT YOU AND YOUR LOVE AND KINDNESS! COOOBBBRRAAA!”
Morrison looked up. He wished that he could convince the
Cobra Commander of his evil ways.
But his love fell upon…a heart of stone.
Cobra Commander lashed out and beheaded
Morrison. “Huh. So that’s what a care bear looks like on the inside. Never would have guessed”.
Morrison has been cancelled
He was Tenderheart Bear-Town Loved/Giver of Love
This was all a bit confusing for the concealed cartoon combatant holding the controller. His bolt was drawn to the crowd surrounding
psych, and is it zigged when he intended it to zag and struck
Bert.
On this night, Bert caught the full blast and was left in singed cartoony heap.
The All-stars looked at
Bert. He kept changing forms as he lay on the ground….until the magic ran out.
Bert has been cancelled.
He was
Cosmo-Town Roleblocker
The remote flew in the air again. The combatants now more aware of its true power. They scrambled. The All-Stars were finally hurt, but they were confident. The forces of evil believed in their hearts that were too sizes too small that they could overcome the cheerful warriors. Who would be right? Would Right or Might prevail?
Remaining Characters
1 TraXX
2. Pablo
3. Jarrod1983
4. Dreyski
5. Psycho
6. Bert Hero
7. Randolph Scott
8. Vote Jonny “Bravo” Caito
9. CWE
10. Kdestiny
11. Kdiamond
12. Kangus
13. Mikey
Cancelled
Badger-Megatron-Scum Killer
Timesplitter-Darkwing Duck-Town Concealer
Bert-Cosmo-Town Roleblocker
Morri-Tenderheart Bear-Town Loved/Giver of Love
With 13 Active Players, hammer is at 7
Day 5 begins now