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    Best Wrestling Insults

    Steve Austin to Gorilla Monsoon - "You sit there and call yourself The Gorilla, yet you heehaw out here like a Jackass"

    Steve Austin - "If you put the letter S in front of ‘Hitman’, you get my exact opinion of Bret Hart!"

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    Austin about Jake "The Snake" Roberts- All he's gotta do is go buy him a cheap bottle of Thunderbird and try to dig back some of that courage he had in his prime.

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    Of course there is this Lawler promo that could never be done today. I'm surprised he got away with it then.


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    I love that promo.

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    Heyman to JBL - the only reason you became the world heavyweight champion was that HHH didn’t want to work Tuesdays!

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    Dudley boys at Heatwave 99, except it was insulting the crowd and not their opponents.

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    Taker: “Say What if you like to sleep with your own sister!”
    Crowd: “Whaa-um?”

    Also the heckler to Jericho:

    “Go back to Toronto!”
    Jericho: “I’m from Winnipeg you idiot!”

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    Heenan was the best. "I hate to say it, but the Bushwhackers are prettier than a lot of the women I've seen around here!"

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    On Tito Santana and Reba McIntyre.”

    Heenan "That's his sister."

    Monsoon "What?!"

    Heenan "That's Ariba McIntyre."

    Monsoon "Will you stop??!!"

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    Heenan's too quick with them on his show. So much potential, really wish it lasted longer.


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    Austin is calling out Booker T and realises that Tazz is standing behind him in the ring, looking for an apology from Austin for beating up Michael Cole.

    “....unless Booker T got real short and real fat real fast....you ain’t no Booker T”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dreyski View Post
    Dudley boys at Heatwave 99, except it was insulting the crowd and not their opponents.
    How about PG-13 at Hardcore Heaven where Jamie Dundee just ripped apart the entire Dudley stable?

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    Bobby Hernan on Bruce Hart's name- "They had 9 months and all they came up with is Bruce."

    My dad's name is Bruce. We watched Survivor Series 93 live and when Bobby hit Bruce Hart with the zinger it translated well at home too.

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    "These people are like sheep. If you were to ask them who would like hepatitis, they are going to cheer!" - Santina Marella

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    You're right, John, I can't see you. Your movies aren't in theaters long enough - the Miz to John Cena

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    Know your role and shut your mouth! - from Ron Simmons to Mark Henry, later adopted and made famous by the Rock

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    How have we gotten this far and not mentioned AJ Lee and the Bella's?

    "Talent is not sexually transmitted"



    Also, from the funker

    "If I had a head like yours, I'd have to get it circumsized"



    And also yes, basically everything Heenan ever said

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3puppies View Post
    "These people are like sheep. If you were to ask them who would like hepatitis, they are going to cheer!" - Santina Marella
    Ha I was there live for this one. Yes I started a Hep-a-tit-is clap clap etc chant with all my pals.

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    Jason Sensation impersonating Owen Hart:

    “I wake up and smell the coffee….in Brazil!”
    “I look like a damned road sign!”
    “If anyone should smell what the Rock is cooking it’s me…look how big my damned nose is!”

    His Shawn impersonation was great too.

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    "Would you like to read the text from my little sister:

    'Kevin Nash WTF thought he was dead LOL' "

    Love it.

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    Nash-Hole plus Jericho saying he tore a quad picking up the phone

    Christian’s spinning U2 records diss on HHH tearing his quad is underrated

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hero! View Post
    "Would you like to read the text from my little sister:

    'Kevin Nash WTF thought he was dead LOL' "

    Love it.
    Kevin Nash: "Shut your mouth and Thank you Mr Nash"

    I really liked that exchange and was heartbroken their match fell through. Punk was easily my favorite wrestler at that time so the idea of him and Kev throwing down was a dream come true. I was never more excited for a match that never happened lol.

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    I hate that triple h hijacked that feud. Punk vs Diesel coulda done business

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    nash’s best work

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hero! View Post


    nash’s best work
    Oh no doubt. Anytime people want to say Nash took issue with smaller wrestlers, go back and watch this. Fucking brilliant. I wish him and Alex Shelley won the tag-team titles.

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    King’s burns on Booker T were brutal at the time of the HHH feud eg “Family portrait is like a courtroom sketch”

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    A couple on here already mentioned:

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    Big Boss Man's sympathy card to the Big Show after his father passed:

    With the deepest regrets and tears that are soaked

    I'm sorry to hear your dad finally croaked

    He lived a full life on his own terms

    Soon he'll be buried and eaten by worms

    But if I had a son as stupid as you

    I'd wish for cancer so I would die too

    So be brave and get your life back on track

    Cause the old bastards dead and he ain't ever coming back.

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    Show grabbing onto the casket then falling off just makes the whole thing!

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    Scott Steiner is always fun.

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    Unfortunate for him Kazarian being the replacement for Angle fucked up the math

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    Agreed Badger. Even my dad who hates wrestling laughed at Show flopping off that casket.

    Might as well throw the home visit in here too.



    I can almost hear Vince telling Big Show how embarrassing it is to be born out of wedlock.

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    Not particularly good, but rather shameless nonetheless

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