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    Crappy Wrestling Jokes Version 3

    Iíd initially asked for the old version 2 thread to be brought out the archives since some people (including a couple of mods were posting in it). Ehh but thought rather than ask them to drag the old thread out the archives, letís start afresh and make Version three-uhhhh!!!! Iíll start with this really crappy Austin joke I posted in the old thread:

    ďI heard Austin was actually born Catholic but decided not to go Catholic growing up. He told the Pope personally when he decided:

    ďAustin 3:16 says I just missed your Mass!Ē

    @Nash Donald go nuts, I know you got some!

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    Growing up, what did D'Von Dudley tell Bubba Ray when they were working at the Dudleyville McDonalds together?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarrod1983 View Post
    Growing up, what did D'Von Dudley tell Bubba Ray when they were working at the Dudleyville McDonalds together?

    They also broke down in the road one time and D-Von was not sure how to start it.


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    Jimmy Uso and Jeff Hardy are in the same car. Who will drive?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarrod1983 View Post
    Jimmy Uso and Jeff Hardy are in the same car. Who will drive?

    Ahgasasfafagssdahhgh!!!

    You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Jarrod1983 again.

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    I should technically disqualify that joke for not being crappy lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarrod1983 View Post
    How many members of the IWC does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Alternative punchline to that:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarrod1983 View Post
    What do you call Goldberg without the talent?

    @LOCONUT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caito View Post
    Ha, not the first dig or the last I'll take at Billy boy. I'm sure you can insert the Bret Hart hate at any moment now.

    You want to hear another wrestling joke?


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    Quote Originally Posted by LOCONUT View Post
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    Already did this one!

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    What did Stone Cold's chemistry call him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donald;[URL="tel:8228568"
    8228568[/URL]]What did Stone Cold's chemistry call him?

    Steve GoldSulfurTin

    Though technically...
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    Even crappier written down than spoken:

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    Quote Originally Posted by ProblematicRoss View Post
    What do you get if you cross Ravishing Rick, Gangrel, Edge and Christian?

    Certainly a Rude Brood?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donald View Post
    Certainly a Rude Brood?
    Or Brood Love if you swap out Rick for Foley.

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    If they posed for playboy you'd have the nude Brood

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