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    Can’t see anything Donald.

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    That's because it's John Cena.

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    When John Cena saw Chris Benoit last week, John Seen a ghost!

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    What’s Cent’s favourite game now? Five Knuckle Shuffleboard.

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    What did John Cena say when a certain Mario character made its first 3D appearance in the Nintendo 64 game?

    “The Chomp is here!”

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    Bobby Heenan: “I don’t concur but I’m gonna agree with Donald!”

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    Dancing in the punchbowl at the company Christmas party, Donald?

    Speaking of Christmas, which WWE superstar brings all the kids presents at Christmas?

    Santa Escobar

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    If Mark Henry and Ron Simmons formed a tag team, they’d be the World’s Strongest Damn!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mth View Post
    Dancing in the punchbowl at the company Christmas party, Donald?

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    If you turn the letters in EC3 right one time, you get Mnw, Monday Night Wars. EC3 is the reason for the Monday Night Wars. Mystery solved.

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    Well yeah, if you rotated the E and the 3, it would spell WCW. It was right there all along. You'll note that they never said what it stood for during his WWE run. BECAUSE THEY KNEW.

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    I'm beginning to think he caused ECW too!

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    Did you hear about the NXT superstar who has really nice poops? Indi Shartwell

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    No, but I did hear about the NXT wrestler who was a really good personal shopper.

    Indi Cartwell

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    She'd be good to use at the shop: Indi Martwell

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    She's not good at stopping but shes good at getting going...Indi Startwell.

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    I hear Gangrel is in negotiations with Roman for a stable merger. The Broodline.

    Also at one point he was after Rick so he could be Ravishing Rick Brood.

    If they added him to the main event and put him in the poster of that October 1997 PPV, it would have been In Your House Bad Brood featuring Gangrel in a Cell.

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    If the NXT Women's Champion is sitting on a pile of stones, it's rocks and Perez.

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    Maybe bring in Jon Moxley to be the new sex symbol and manage Mandy’s stable now that she’s gone. Moxic Attraction.

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    How does Jericho hang up his washing? On a clothesline with winnipegs.

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    What does Chris Jericho do at a manic depressive themed circus?

    Lion shamer.

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    Chris Jericho was fighting Scar over Saba’s custody.

    Lion Claimer

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    Of course, this time of year he's Christmas Jericho.

    Keeping with the theme...

    Which WWE superstar leads Santa's slay? Rudolph Ziggler

    Frosty the Braun Snowman or Frosty the Snowman Reigns?

    I've heard of gingerbread but Sheamus is a Ginger-head Man.

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    Sorry, but I think it’s more accurate to say ChrisMas(ters) is this years holiday cheer master

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    So saw a story about Brock’s son maybe getting into the wrestling business.

    When trying to get the right-sized footwear for him, took him to Shoeplex City.

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    @Donald sending the bat signal…because this thread needs input and we all miss you in general xx

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    If his kid gets Brock's old haircut, he can go to Crew(cut)-plex City.

    If Brock botches one of his throws, I feel Suplex Pity.

    If Brock makes up a little song about his throws, it's a Suplex Diddy.

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    If Brock threw a cat about, it’d be suplex kitty

    (Melly sorry)

    Change a real cat for Ernest the Cat Miller or Tiger Ali Singh. Preferably the latter who was shit
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    In Sable’s case..Suplex Pussy. If he needs a refresher in between rounds he hits F5

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    If Curt Hennig ever got to his finisher on a cat/Ernest/Tiger it would be the Purrfect-Plex.

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    Might’ve turned this into Catty Wrestling Jokes by this point….

    (making up for lack of Don here)

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    I'm speculating on if Stone Cold might have another match and putting together the pieces for who it might be...I call it my "Austin Theory".

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    Quote Originally Posted by mth View Post
    I'm speculating on if Stone Cold might have another match and putting together the pieces for who it might be...I call it my "Austin Theory".
    Is that the way to go about that.? I’d be stunned if he agreed.

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    I saw a big, burly Australian wrestler at a urinal yesterday. Bronson Peed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mth View Post
    I'm speculating on if Stone Cold might have another match and putting together the pieces for who it might be...I call it my "Austin Theory".
    I’ve been thinking about where they’re going to hold the next ECW One Night Stand, that’s MY Austin, Theory.

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    How is Vince McMahon going to break the bad news to buyers that have underbid?

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    Prison Dom does not own a stove, an oven or a microwave because revenge is a dish best served cold.

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    Did you notice that Sammi had some ketchup on his shirt?

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    Meanwhile, the US Champion is going to start a new gimmick as an investigative reporter.

    Austin Query

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    Why did Sami sit at the rear of the train?

    Because he was feeling caboosey

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    While on the train, he ordered a healthy beverage.

    He was feeling juicy

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    If he married Sunny, she'd be Tammy Zayn.

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    He is thinking about moving to Canada because he’s feeling moosey.

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    Or Canadian goosey

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    Sammi had a romantic entanglement with Xena, Warrior Princess

    He was feeling Lucy

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    I heard he reads Green Eggs & Ham once a day

    He's always feeling Seussy

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    Xavier Woods decided to get friendly with Paige once where he was feeling pussy.

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    If he married a No Country for Old Men star, he'd be Xavier Bardem. Or I suppose the star would be Javier Woods

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    If Dustin Runnells was in it, it would have been titled No Country For Gold Men

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    How about a mixed tag between Kairi and Sami teaming up against The Big Red Machine and Madison...

    Sane & Zayn vs. Kane & Rayne

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