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    The guy who was going to be the Ultimate Warrior before Jim Hellwig, is now known as the Penultimate Warrior.

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    The ultimate warrior became a born again Christian and wish to be referred to as jim heavenwig

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    If Jim Hellwig bleeds in a match, it's Ultimate Gorier.

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    When Jim Hellwig did his taxes, he was the Ultimate Worrier.

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    What did the WWE do to become less filthy?

    Rinse McMahon.

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    When Jim Hellwig needed a loan he was the Ultimate Borrower.

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    I heard Phil brooks is gonna try nfl next, CM Gronk

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    The former WWE CEO once went to the catering at a Scotland house show and asked for some tatties but wanted something else to go with them. He then asked them for recommendations.

    “Mince McMahon!”

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    When did Raw start getting better?

    Since McMahon

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    Triple H pointed at his patella, and looked at his wife and said "Steph, a knee!"

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    Heard Ted Dibiase bought 999,999 shirts then bought another one on top it off.

    He now goes by the name Million Collar Man.

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    I heard Bayley is taking over a famous delivery company and it will be called e-Bayley

    Beth Phoenix is also doing this with another famous delivery company and it will be called Glamazon. Glamazon Prime will get it to you by next day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Badger View Post
    Heard Ted Dibiase bought 999,999 shirts then bought another one on top it off.

    He now goes by the name Million Collar Man.
    Sadly, the shirts were so itchy, he yelled in disgust each time he wore one.

    He was a real Million Holler Man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazer View Post

    He was a real Million Holler Man.
    So was Scott Steiner after Dibiase paid him a dollar for every time Scott said holler and he heard him.

    Scott and Dibiase tag team = Million Dollar Holler Incorporated

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    Sho Funaki and Taka Michinoku were ahead of their time. If they could time travel they could've teamed with Dakota as Kaientai.

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    ...but Dakota was already teaming with Dude Love in that alternate timeline as Kai 'n' TIe-Dye.
    (This made Funaki and TAKA very sad...Cry-entai, you might say...)
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