When he hangs out with one of his credible friends, he changes his name to Justin Peace
When he hangs out with one of his credible friends, he changes his name to Justin Peace
If the Undertaker married Drew McIntyre, would the Undertaker become Mark Galloway or would Drew McIntyre become Drew Calaway?
Oh my, I must set them up as I'm curious.
If Drew McIntyre were to be described as a Disney film, he would be described as "the Frozen one".
if Drew were a firefighter, he'd be the Hosin' One.
Drew McInfireOriginally Posted by Mazer
If Drew McIntyre was the best son of a Fire lord in the Avatar universe, then he’d be the Sozin son
At night, he's Drew McIntired.
If he was curious about something, he'd be drew mcinquired
This latest trend is Drew McInspired.
Also I heard that they initially wanted John Cena instead of Steph to take over some duties during this Vince scandal but due to his Hollywood schedule he said “You can’t CEO me!”
Disney was looking at John Cena taking over the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, but he turned them down.
"You can't Sea me"
The Scottish Psychopath had some dark times between WWE stints. He even worked as a Narc for a time.
He was Drew McInwired.
His favourite drink is Irn Drew over here. Over in the States it’s Mountain Drew.
If he and Piper Niven were an item, they’d be known as Drewdrop.
As they're so focused on his physique, I hear the next superstar rename is going to be Body Lashley.
If he was Mike Jizanin he and Val Venis could've battled for pornstar supremacy
No, it’s going to be focused on one aspect, and hearken to the attitude era. Renamed Bobby Assley
To be fair, he already did that gimmick...
No, he means "Bobby Astley". He's going to Robert Roll people.
I was gonna say Bobby Mastley but I think that ship has already sailed.
Did you hear about Buddy Matthews? He went insane, and started to think he was a popular ice cream treat.
He was a real Nutty Buddy.
The Almighty House Elf - Dobby Lashley
I just found out Dwayne Johnson is a huge Star trek fan.
Apparently, there's a real Rock & Spock Connection.
Indus Sher were in a room, and I honestly had a hard time telling them apart, but then it dawned on me, Veer to the left.
Veery funny.
If IRS and Bobby’s mother had a kid, Bobby Taxley
Bobby Lashley, in his original run, was so desperate to be a part of the Cabinet, that he went to JBL and offered to change his name to Bobby Lashum.
Recently, Dana Brooke was surprised to see Jey Uso creating his own ring gear.
She was so shocked, she cried out "Jey....YOU SEW!"
Nice of Jey Uso to not give in to gender stereotypes and have a woman do his sewing for him. I'd tell him to go out and celebrate but I don't want him to get another DUI.
Totally stretching with this one but somebody wanted to know how to do a pounce. Bobby AskLee!
Someone asked which family the movie the Sound of Music was about and the answer of course the Marcus Cor VonTrapp Family.
I recently saw an ex-wrestler working at Starbucks.
Always a good time to see Dave Barista.
I saw a current star doing a new talk show about golf. The Putting Edge.
I saw him sleeping around, the Slutting Edge
He takes them up to his holiday cabin. The Hutting Edge.
I saw that there was a new movement claiming the word "cliff" was offensive to men named Cliff.
They prefer it be called the jutting ledge.
The Live Sex Celebration was the first episode of the Smutting Edge.
There was a lot of Nutting Edge on that episode.
He adopts Daniel Bryan’s old goat gimmick and starts charging at people. Butting Edge.
He becomes a wrestling critic. The Tutting Edge.
His theme song should be We Are Family by Sister Edge
They were going to rename his talk show the Cotton Edge to make it seem different but they didn’t think it would pull the wool over anyone’s eyes.
His show was originally going to be called “Butting Hedge”.
But they thought it made him sound like he had a speech impediment.
I heard only the lower part of Christian's face gets drunk. Pissed chin
What do you call Jericho when he wears gloves and wins with a well-executed roll-up?
CrispPin Glover.
Did you hear about Moss's hip hop career? It didn't go well.
BadRap Moss.
When the Texas Rattlesnake has to please wait because all operators are busy but his call is important to them so please stay on the line, he's Phone Hold Steve Austin.
When the Texas Rattlesnake goes to an ice cream shop, he becomes Cold Stone Steve Austin.
Steve Austin was so good at giving people money at the bank, he's now know as "Sold Loan" Steve Austin
When someone let Steve Austin look at his first championship belt, he was Shown Gold Steve Austin.
The band U2 are huge wrestling fans. After all they have a song that goes "It's alright, it's alright, she moves in Mysterio Reys"
Also, they have a song that goes "It's a Beautiful Rey"
I'm surprised when Wyatt started a mask they didn't call him Bray Mysterio.
Before color television, he was Grey Mysterio.
When Rey was a free agent, WWE decided to Pay Mysterio.
When Ray goes swimming in the Chesapeake, he's Bay Mysterio.
When Rey went into Semi-retirement and only worked Wrestlemania backlash, he became Rey MAYsterio.
When Rey disagreed, he was Nay Mysterio
When he was injured before a house show, they replaced him with a horse Neigh Mysterio.
Mary Mary Quite Contrary Mysterio how does your garden grow?
Keep calm and carry on, cross.
I heard Kross tried out for Robin Hood but didn't get the role. He did, however, get the role of Maid Marian Kross.
Mufasa's brother is on fire. Scar Lit.
I've heard her fondness for theatrics described as her "Scarlett flare".
Nickname for Charlotte’s fans:
The Charlotteans. The only one I know.
Why couldn’t Ric Flair get internet access?
Because he’s at his daughter’s house plus he needs to ask her the Wi-Fi password as it’s Charlotte’s web.
Kate Bush is reportedly recording a song for the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie. The main theme is "Running Up That Paul Burchill"
The Placebo cover of the original is magnificent.
I only know Pure Morning
You might recognise it from this…
Mark Calloway didn't let his pie in the oven long enough. He's the Underbaker.
Sometimes as a prank, Mark steals his wife's panties. He's the Underwear-taker.
Mark Calloway occasionally likes to spoil big announcements; he's a real Thundertaker.
Mark got caught taking part in a raunchy dance and is now known as the Undertwerker
He wasn't that good at it though. He's an Undershaker.
Michelle was mad at Mark last Fall when he didn't clean up all the leaves. He's an Underraker.
Mark is on his way to AEW, I heard. He will debut as UNDERTAKESHITA
When Mark’s watch runs slow, it’s an underticker.
Phil Brooks recently got a DNA test and found out his biological father is Terry and he's actually CM Funk.
He's lost some weight, Underthicker
Why wouldn't you want to sleep with Cora Jade? Snora Jade
What's the name of the best Irish poster on these forums? JD McDONALD
I've heard Mr. Lumis has been working on his chest during his time away. Now he's Pecster Lumis.
I heard he's a narcissist. Lexter Lumis
I heard that CM Punk was swayed to go to AEW after they were heard chanting "Bring us the Punk, we gotta have that Punk".
What do you get when cross Phil Brooks with Duke Drose?
CM Junk
What do you get when you cross Phil Brooks with Lil' Jon?
CM Crunk
If I ever move into a house with a furnace, I'm fairly certain I will call it Doug.
What would Phil Brooks be known as if he starred in a popular 1980s film?
CM Chunk.
Will you also write journal thoughts plus get a dog and call him Porkchop?
If Phil Brooks had a phat ass, he'd be CM Junk in the Trunk.
If Phil Brooks was cast as Yzma's new model he'd be CM Kronk.
Chris Jericho is so old, we should start calling him Chris Jeriatricho
If Phil Brooks was guaranteed to do everything, he'd be CM Slam Dunk.
Where did Phil Brooks sleep as a kid?
On a CM Bunk
What happened when Phil Brooks encountered a skunk?
CM Stunk
What do you get when you cross CM Punk and Rick Rude?
CM Hunk
What do you get when you cross CM Punk with an elephant?
CM Trunk
How do you ask Phil Brooks if he can see someone?
"See 'em, Punk?"
What if Phil Brooks was related to a neurotic detective?
He'd be CM Monk.
Kinda stole this one.
Jeff Jarrett has been released. Going home to be with his baby tonight.
Lucky Karen
Heath AC Slater was the star of the hit sitcom, Saved by the One Man Rock Band.
When Jim Hellwig got nervous he became the Ultimate Worrier
He also had a passion for horses and fixing horseshoes. The Ultimate Farrier
When he delivers mail, he's the Ultimate Courier
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