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    Which WWE star is best at mafia?

    Becky Lynch

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    Armstrong, Aldrin, Collins.
    Lovell, Swigert, Haise.

    Apollo Crews.

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    What does the Million Dollar Man think about the Worlds Greatest Tag Team?

    He’s all about the Benjamin(s).

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    Who is Riddle's favorite old-school wrestler?

    The High Chief

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    Which wrestler is the best at Tetris?

    Brock Lesnar.

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    I heard Harry Styles complaining about NXT 2.0: "You know it's not the same as it was...as it was...as it was."

    I heard Danhuasen is funding affordable living for single fathers: Danhausen's Dad Housin'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dreyski View Post
    Which WWE star is best at mafia?

    Becky Lynch
    Quote Originally Posted by Badger View Post
    If she stole Christmas, she’d be Becky Grinch
    If she stole anything else, she’d be Becky Pinch
    If she played Mafia, she’d be Becky Lynch

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    What’s Ronda’s favourite nursery rhyme and childhood game?

    Ring-a-ring-a-Rousey

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    What is Ezekiel's favorite childhood game?

    Hide and go Zeke.

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    I heard AJ Styles complaining about NXT 2.0: "No, I don't want none. No, I don't want none."

    I heard AJ Lee not complaining about NXT 2.0: "Let's light it up! Let's light it up!"

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    How does Allen Neal Jones deliver a slap?

    Big Willie Styles!

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    When Becky Lynch climbed on top of Dwayne Johnson, it was the Man Mountin' Rock

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    Charlotte Flair was recently fighting with her fiancée and like a Ross/Rachel they decided to take a break and she spent the night with a lookalike male prostitute to make her fiancée jealous like Rachel/Russ. Andrade El Gigolo.

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    What did the Godfather say when he wanted Ruby to close up surgical insicions on his female entourage?
    Ruby, sew hos!

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    What did Ruby change her name to when she joined a group of mystery solving teens based out of a neighborhood in New York?

    Scooby Soho.

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    What would Donald change his name to if Braun Strowman came back?

    Donald.

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    When the Bloodline breaks up, the New Day will become the We Knew Day.

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    If McIntyre became the leader of Kofi, E, and Woods, they'd become Drew Day.

    If Meanie became the leader of Kofi, E, and Woods, they'd be Blue Day.

    If Kofi, E, and Woods had joined Johnny Gargano's NXT stable, they'd be New Way.

    If Kofi, E, and Woods were more focused on their sneakers, they'd be Shoe Day.

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    If Jim the Anvil were still alive and mentored them under another gimmick….Who Day!

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    If undertaker led Kofi, Big e and woods they'd be the Bone Street Krew Day

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    If it were DDP leading, it’d be Who Put The Cookies On My Bed Day!

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    Also if he teamed with Roman, DDP Toga.

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    If DDP trained Val Venis, then he’d start coming out to “It’s me, it’s me, it’s Sean Morley”.

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    If Val venis moved to Southern California he'd be So Cal Val

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    If Val Venis started a discount university, it'd be Value Val U.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mth View Post
    If Val Venis started a discount university, it'd be Value Val U.
    He also got the highest grades and got to deliver the speech at the graduation ceremony. A Valedictorian if you will.

    He also inherited the Demon gimmick but otherwise he was Finn Valor.

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    He also once was taking off his jeans during a porno but got his dick caught in the zipper. Venis Fly Trap!

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    All the female in the world were produced by Val's sperm, as men are from Mars and women are from Venis.

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    Guys, aren't we a little old for venis jokes?

    they just don't measure up

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    If one were to measure Val Venis, he’d be one Hornswoggle away from being Viscera and one Little Bastard away from being (a) Godfather.

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    His 13th mission to the moon ended in tragedy so nowadays he is using another form of transport.

    Apollo Canoes.

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    If you cut him open, and scooped out all his insides, and stitched him back up, he'd be A Hollow Crews

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    When he sneezes too many times, Apollo Achoos.

    When he excuses himself after those times, Apollo Bless Yous.

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    If he starred in Top Gun, he'd be Apollo Cruise.

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    He could be a wildebeest in the ring at times. Apollo Gnus.

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    If he did it to Lesnar, Apollo Crewplex City!

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    He sang the background chorus on Semi Charmed Life, Apollo Doos

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    When he sang it with Zayn, Sami Charmed Life

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    Did you not hear Sami’s collaboration duet with Cypress Hill? InZayn in the Membrane! InZayn in the Brain!

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    When he eats, he Apollo Chews.
    When he sleeps, he takes an Apollo Snooze.
    When he celebrates the Passover, it's with the Apollo Jews.
    When a lot of folks see his videos, he gets Apollo Views.
    His favorite sneakers are his Apollo Shoes.
    When you learn new things about him, it's the Apollo News.

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    If he was always ill in Winter, he’d be Apollo Flus.

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    Mr Zayn entered a tournament recently.

    He reached the Sami-Finals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mth View Post
    When he eats, he Apollo Chews.
    When he sleeps, he takes an Apollo Snooze.
    When he celebrates the Passover, it's with the Apollo Jews.
    When a lot of folks see his videos, he gets Apollo Views.
    His favorite sneakers are his Apollo Shoes.
    When you learn new things about him, it's the Apollo News.
    What about when he goes to the bathroom?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donald View Post
    What about when he goes to the bathroom?
    Apollo Poos.

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    If he was Hawaiian, then he'd be Mahalo, Crews.

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    If he constantly said offensive things, he'd be Apalling Crews.

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    Apollo Jokes = The Best There Is
    Val Jokes = The Best There Was
    Suplex City Jokes = The Best There Every Will Be

    If anyone disagrees then I apollogise, choose again for us.

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    I Bret they'll have a Hart time coming up with anything better...

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    *bows*

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    Clive, Wilson, Hart, Michael, Chris, King, Meany = Seven Owens

    When Kevin dies, he could become Heaven Owen

    He asked for a town in England, and the response he got was "Devon, Owens."

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    Owen is such a fucking weird name if you look at it long enough.

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    Is it weird? I think you Owen explanation as to why.

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    Stop fucking stealing. Come up with your owen jokes.


    Owen and by the way, you should have Stu'ed over that list before putting it out.

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    Sowen the seeds of discontent.

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    I think these Stu-pid puns have been gOwen on long enough but I don't have the Hart to tell you to stop. Dungeon? More like "Pun-geon" amirite? You can smell the pungeont aroma...

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    I've heard you'll be pretty sore after working out with Glenn Jacobs...
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    How does member of the Hart family bathe when they're old?

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    Eddie and his best friend were looking for a book to read.

    Eddie: "How about a Stephen King book?"
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    What was Tony Anthony’s favourite playground game?

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    There was a row of letter blocks in front of me and Tony Nese.

    I said, "So, I have to stumble, then grab a letter? Which letter?"

    Tony said, "Trip, pull H"

    So I did that, and then he let me play with his 8 pack.

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    I was at McDonald's (hey my name is in that), with Dana Brooke. We were eating and we saw Stephanie McMahon walk in.

    She went to the counter and said "I'm not sure what to get"

    The employee said "A Big Mac, man"

    Stephanie said "Who are you calling a big McMahon?" And then slapped the employee and walked out in huff.

    Dana and I laughed, and then she let me play with her 6 pack.

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    If Dana laughs hard, she's Dana Shook

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    I went to her house, and knocked on her door. Her mom answered, and I asked "Is Dana here?" and her mom replied "There is no Dana, only Zuul."

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    Take a Dana Look, it's in a Dana Book, a reading Danabow.

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    Since she stole Donald's heart, she's Dana Crook

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    Did you hear about the popular female superstar who almost died?

    Fortunately there was an EMT there. He performed CPR while yelling "LIVE, MORGAN!"

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    I heard a wrestler named Bobby who was on the WWE roster was recently pulled up for trying to scam people on the internet. They said he was Phishing so not Lashley to WWE’s allmighty relief.

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    Did you hear the one about the time the crowd wanted to see a certain WWE superstar at an NBA event instead of any of the players?

    It was May 6, 2009. It was supposed to be LeBron James moment, but, instead, the crowd was chanting "M-V-P, M-V-P!" Weird.

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    I went to go see the band who performs "Mississippi Queen" live, with a buddy. After the concert, my buddy says "Man, Mountain rock." I thought it was strange he just randomly mentioned a 1990s jobber.

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    Did you hear about when a popular WWE superstar was in prison?

    She was the most feared on the block. Nobody fucked with Shiv Morgan.
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    Did you hear about the popular WWE superstar who married the Smashing Pumpkins frontman?

    She's now know as Liv Corgan.

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    Macho Man and Miss Elizabeth were on a boardwalk. Macho wanted to go on the beach, but Miss Elizabeth didn't want to, so she said she'd go get a drink while Macho went on the beach. When he was done, he came back and found Miss Elizabeth. She said "You're sandy, Savage."

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    If PAC ever returns to WWE, would they call him Ex-PAC?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donald View Post
    If PAC ever returns to WWE, would they call him Ex-PAC?
    Or, since it's his second run, they can call him 2PAC.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mth View Post
    Or, since it's his second run, they can call him 2PAC.
    If it happened 4 more times, he'd be 6-Pac.

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    And if it happened 2 more times than that, he'd be 8-Pac, which would make Tony Nese and me happy.

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    Would his favourite game be Pacman?

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    If he joined the House of Horrors or whatever Malaki Black's stable is, he'd be Pac in Black.

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    I hope Malaika Black reveals he's been wearing a mask this whole time, and reveals himself to be Steve "Malakia" Blackman.

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    Instead of Headcheese, Steve should’ve worn this and be Steve Pacman:


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    If all of this happened in 2007, with PAC, X-Pac, Steve Blackman, and Adam Jones, then we could have had a stable called Blackman's Pacmen.

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    I heard Glenn Jacobs' car runs on Fake Diesel.

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    The Undertaker was at the local supermarket, and went and laid down in the frozen vegetable section. When asked why did that, he simply said "Rest....in...Peas"

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    If Taker feel a sleep while mountain climbing, he Rest in Peaks.


    Taker always made all the other kids stay quiet during school. He wanted to Test in Peace.

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    He also once came into this thread and said Jest in Peace

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    He also doesn't let anyone fuck with baby birds. Nest in Peace

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    After eating, he didn't want to be bothered, he just wanted to Digest in Peace

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    Undertaker went hillwalking but no-one else was around. He reached the Crest in Peace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazer View Post
    Test in Peace.
    That’s what he also said when delivering the eulogy at Andrew Martin’s funeral.

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    Taker will not let anyone share a hotel room with him. He must Guest in Peace.

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    When The Undertaker adds some lemon to his dishes, he prefers to do it alone and Zest In Peace.

    The Undertaker receives the Lord's favor in solitude so he may be Blessed In Peace.

    The Undertaker prefers to work out his pecs in an empty gym so he can Chest In Peace.

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    When the crowd still said “What?” deep down he wished them Incest In Peace.

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    He likes to suck on michelle McCools breast in peace

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    If Taker was an exterminator, he’d be saying to the bugs he killed “Pest in peace!”

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    If he was having traditional souvlaki, he would probably rest in Greece.

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    When Undertaker wears a 3 piece suit, he Vests in Peace.

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    If The Undertaker was in Fast and Furious, he'd probably wrest Vin's piece (away from him).

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    The undertaker likes to watch Tim Allen movies alone, last week he watched Galaxy Quest in peace.

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    Sometimes Taker falls asleep while dreaming of his favorite Greek myth. He Rests in Fleece.

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    Them he wakes up. And the restin' cease.

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