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    Which WWE star is best at mafia?

    Becky Lynch

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    Armstrong, Aldrin, Collins.
    Lovell, Swigert, Haise.

    Apollo Crews.

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    What does the Million Dollar Man think about the Worlds Greatest Tag Team?

    He’s all about the Benjamin(s).

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    Who is Riddle's favorite old-school wrestler?

    The High Chief

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    Which wrestler is the best at Tetris?

    Brock Lesnar.

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    I heard Harry Styles complaining about NXT 2.0: "You know it's not the same as it was...as it was...as it was."

    I heard Danhuasen is funding affordable living for single fathers: Danhausen's Dad Housin'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dreyski View Post
    Which WWE star is best at mafia?

    Becky Lynch
    Quote Originally Posted by Badger View Post
    If she stole Christmas, she’d be Becky Grinch
    If she stole anything else, she’d be Becky Pinch
    If she played Mafia, she’d be Becky Lynch

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    What’s Ronda’s favourite nursery rhyme and childhood game?

    Ring-a-ring-a-Rousey

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    What is Ezekiel's favorite childhood game?

    Hide and go Zeke.

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    I heard AJ Styles complaining about NXT 2.0: "No, I don't want none. No, I don't want none."

    I heard AJ Lee not complaining about NXT 2.0: "Let's light it up! Let's light it up!"

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    How does Allen Neal Jones deliver a slap?

    Big Willie Styles!

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    When Becky Lynch climbed on top of Dwayne Johnson, it was the Man Mountin' Rock

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    Charlotte Flair was recently fighting with her fiancée and like a Ross/Rachel they decided to take a break and she spent the night with a lookalike male prostitute to make her fiancée jealous like Rachel/Russ. Andrade El Gigolo.

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    What did the Godfather say when he wanted Ruby to close up surgical insicions on his female entourage?
    Ruby, sew hos!

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    What did Ruby change her name to when she joined a group of mystery solving teens based out of a neighborhood in New York?

    Scooby Soho.

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    What would Donald change his name to if Braun Strowman came back?

    Donald.

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    When the Bloodline breaks up, the New Day will become the We Knew Day.

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    If McIntyre became the leader of Kofi, E, and Woods, they'd become Drew Day.

    If Meanie became the leader of Kofi, E, and Woods, they'd be Blue Day.

    If Kofi, E, and Woods had joined Johnny Gargano's NXT stable, they'd be New Way.

    If Kofi, E, and Woods were more focused on their sneakers, they'd be Shoe Day.

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    If Jim the Anvil were still alive and mentored them under another gimmick….Who Day!

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    If undertaker led Kofi, Big e and woods they'd be the Bone Street Krew Day

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    If it were DDP leading, it’d be Who Put The Cookies On My Bed Day!

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    Also if he teamed with Roman, DDP Toga.

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    If DDP trained Val Venis, then he’d start coming out to “It’s me, it’s me, it’s Sean Morley”.

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    If Val venis moved to Southern California he'd be So Cal Val

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    If Val Venis started a discount university, it'd be Value Val U.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mth View Post
    If Val Venis started a discount university, it'd be Value Val U.
    He also got the highest grades and got to deliver the speech at the graduation ceremony. A Valedictorian if you will.

    He also inherited the Demon gimmick but otherwise he was Finn Valor.

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    He also once was taking off his jeans during a porno but got his dick caught in the zipper. Venis Fly Trap!

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    All the female in the world were produced by Val's sperm, as men are from Mars and women are from Venis.

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    Guys, aren't we a little old for venis jokes?

    they just don't measure up

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    If one were to measure Val Venis, he’d be one Hornswoggle away from being Viscera and one Little Bastard away from being (a) Godfather.

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    His 13th mission to the moon ended in tragedy so nowadays he is using another form of transport.

    Apollo Canoes.

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    If you cut him open, and scooped out all his insides, and stitched him back up, he'd be A Hollow Crews

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    When he sneezes too many times, Apollo Achoos.

    When he excuses himself after those times, Apollo Bless Yous.

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    If he starred in Top Gun, he'd be Apollo Cruise.

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    He could be a wildebeest in the ring at times. Apollo Gnus.

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    If he did it to Lesnar, Apollo Crewplex City!

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    He sang the background chorus on Semi Charmed Life, Apollo Doos

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    When he sang it with Zayn, Sami Charmed Life

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    Did you not hear Sami’s collaboration duet with Cypress Hill? InZayn in the Membrane! InZayn in the Brain!

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    When he eats, he Apollo Chews.
    When he sleeps, he takes an Apollo Snooze.
    When he celebrates the Passover, it's with the Apollo Jews.
    When a lot of folks see his videos, he gets Apollo Views.
    His favorite sneakers are his Apollo Shoes.
    When you learn new things about him, it's the Apollo News.

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    If he was always ill in Winter, he’d be Apollo Flus.

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    Mr Zayn entered a tournament recently.

    He reached the Sami-Finals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mth View Post
    When he eats, he Apollo Chews.
    When he sleeps, he takes an Apollo Snooze.
    When he celebrates the Passover, it's with the Apollo Jews.
    When a lot of folks see his videos, he gets Apollo Views.
    His favorite sneakers are his Apollo Shoes.
    When you learn new things about him, it's the Apollo News.
    What about when he goes to the bathroom?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donald View Post
    What about when he goes to the bathroom?
    Apollo Poos.

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    If he was Hawaiian, then he'd be Mahalo, Crews.

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    If he constantly said offensive things, he'd be Apalling Crews.

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    Apollo Jokes = The Best There Is
    Val Jokes = The Best There Was
    Suplex City Jokes = The Best There Every Will Be

    If anyone disagrees then I apollogise, choose again for us.

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    I Bret they'll have a Hart time coming up with anything better...

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    *bows*

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    Clive, Wilson, Hart, Michael, Chris, King, Meany = Seven Owens

    When Kevin dies, he could become Heaven Owen

    He asked for a town in England, and the response he got was "Devon, Owens."

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    Owen is such a fucking weird name if you look at it long enough.

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    Is it weird? I think you Owen explanation as to why.

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    Stop fucking stealing. Come up with your owen jokes.


    Owen and by the way, you should have Stu'ed over that list before putting it out.

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    Sowen the seeds of discontent.

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    I think these Stu-pid puns have been gOwen on long enough but I don't have the Hart to tell you to stop. Dungeon? More like "Pun-geon" amirite? You can smell the pungeont aroma...

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    I've heard you'll be pretty sore after working out with Glenn Jacobs...
    ...like they always say, "To train with Kane mainly causes pain."

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    How does member of the Hart family bathe when they're old?

    Hart Family Spongin'

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    Eddie and his best friend were looking for a book to read.

    Eddie: "How about a Stephen King book?"
    Chris be "No It!"

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    What was Tony Anthony’s favourite playground game?

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    If he had borrowed the Time Machine of Guam from @Mazer and rewound time before he met his wife, who would have stolen the heart of @Donald besides me?

    Dana Crook

    Who unfortunately went out of business before they could go on a properly but nonetheless Donald improvised?

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    There was a row of letter blocks in front of me and Tony Nese.

    I said, "So, I have to stumble, then grab a letter? Which letter?"

    Tony said, "Trip, pull H"

    So I did that, and then he let me play with his 8 pack.

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    I was at McDonald's (hey my name is in that), with Dana Brooke. We were eating and we saw Stephanie McMahon walk in.

    She went to the counter and said "I'm not sure what to get"

    The employee said "A Big Mac, man"

    Stephanie said "Who are you calling a big McMahon?" And then slapped the employee and walked out in huff.

    Dana and I laughed, and then she let me play with her 6 pack.

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    If Dana laughs hard, she's Dana Shook

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    I went to her house, and knocked on her door. Her mom answered, and I asked "Is Dana here?" and her mom replied "There is no Dana, only Zuul."

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    Take a Dana Look, it's in a Dana Book, a reading Danabow.

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    Since she stole Donald's heart, she's Dana Crook

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