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    @Donald and his Bobby Roode plus the Ryback/HHH stuff inspired me there

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    You could have just said Ryback as your joke, but then I realized this is crappy jokes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donald View Post
    You could have just said Ryback as your joke, but then I realized this is crappy jokes.
    Hindbacksight 20/20

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    Ryback was hungry years ago and wondered if Matt Hardy had anything if he could give him to eat. He then spotted Shannon:

    “Feeed Meee Mooooore!”

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    Bobby thought Keith was a potato, so Bobby mash Lee.

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    Bobby thought AJ was a potato, so Bobby mash Lee.

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    Bobby thought Brian was a potato, so Bobby mash Lee.

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    Bobby thought Tiger Chung was a potato, so Bobby mash Lee.

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    Bobby loves Iowa so he Nash Ler

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    Somewhere in China, there is a muscular women's wrestler named Ameryca.

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    Somewhere in Asia, there is a muscular women's wrestler named North Ameryca.

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    What did Bubba say to D-Von at Thanksgiving?

    D-Von, SET THE TABLES!

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    What did his fellow Greeks say to him?

    “Aesop….get the fables!”

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    What did the director say to Jim Carrey while filming?

    Get the cables!

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    Bubba Ray Dudley asked his brother to find WWE's recently signed 2x NCAA wrestling heavyweight champ, and the head of the Alpha Academy who tells people to Shoosh.

    "DVon, get the Gables!"

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    Adam and Eve lost their child and Taker was not around for them to ask so they said

    “Kaaaaaneee!”
    Kane: “What?”
    “Get the Able!”

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    Bubba was managing a grocery store where customers were complaining about incorrect price tags

    “D-Von, get the labels!”

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    There were men on a mission once but one of them went missing.

    Vince told one of those guys named Mo to get the Mable.

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    Bubba during the Jewish holiday Hanukkah (probably)

    “D-Von, get the dreidels!”

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    I don't think these are jokes but...

    If Gable Steveson married Chad Gable, he could be Gable Gable.

    If Austin Theory married Steve Austin, he could be Austin Austin.

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    Brock was not sure at first which Diva to take to Suplex City in the bedroom but made a choice eventually.

    Get the Sable

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    D-Von and Bubba at a bakery:

    "Oh my brother, test the pies!"

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    What do you call the American Nightmare's video game cheats to unlock Brian James' original WWE persona?

    Cody Rhodes' Roadie Codes

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    Brandi Rhodes sometimes goes by Busty Rhodes.

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    If Beth Phoenix left Edge for Rollins, she'd be Beth Rollins. If Edge left Beth for Buddy Rose, he'd be Adam Rose. If Rosa Mendes married Adam Rose, she'd be Rosa Rose. If Rosa Mendez married Liger, she'd be Rosa Thunder Liger. If Jaqueline Moore married Shannon Moore, she'd be Jacqueline Moore. If Scott Steiner married Scott Hall, he'd be arrested.

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    If Cody and LA bought a horse, it’d be the American Knightmare

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    If Nash Diesel married Jay-Z, he'd be Nash Carter.

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    What's hulk hogan's favorite video game? Super Mario, brothers.

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    Hulk Hogan: I struggled through a lot of mental issues during my career.

    Therapist: So you could say.. you had to wrestle mania?

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    Ultimate Warrior: I struggled through a lot of mental issues during my career.

    Therapist: Ah! A ghost!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donald View Post
    If Nash Diesel married Jay-Z, he'd be Nash Carter.
    Very minor criticism is I maybe would’ve maybe said Dixie and that he gets TNA on his honeymoon.

    Apart from that, your run of jokes here has been kwolity!

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    What about if Nash married Kevin Nash?

    He’d be Kevin Nash Diesel
    And he could be Nash Diesel Nash

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donald View Post
    Hulk Hogan: I struggled through a lot of mental issues during my career.

    Therapist: So you could say.. you had to wrestle mania?
    This was my favorite of a quality run by Donald

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    Why does Cody Rhodes constantly prick his finger?

    Because every Rhodes has it's thorn.


    Why does Cody love Bone thugs N Harmony?


    Because he'll see you at the CrossRhoades.

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    A while ago I was watching Cody wrestle and I suddenly found myself in the Colosseum. A little later I was watching a Dustin match, and I was transported to in front of the Pantheon.
    It was only then I realised all Rhodes lead to Rome.

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    Mr. Santana walked through some flowers, Tito through the tulips ��

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dreyski View Post
    A while ago I was watching Cody wrestle and I suddenly found myself in the Colosseum. A little later I was watching a Dustin match, and I was transported to in front of the Pantheon.
    It was only then I realised all Rhodes lead to Rome.

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    Dreyski never followed Dusty though.....

    The Rhodes not taken

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    I heard Doc Brown is starting a wrestling promotion but you won't see Cody or Dustin in it.
    "Rhodes? Where we're going, we don't need Rhodes," said Brown.

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    No shit I had started writing a joke similar to that but with Tony Khan firing Dustin, and saying that quote.

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    Well, I guess you'll have to take one of the Rhodes less traveled...

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    Cody has a hillbilly cousin who picks him up from the airport on occasion.

    Every time he gets in the car, he'll say "Country Rhodes...Take me Home"

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    The Shield were planning to wrestle Stardust and Goldust in a tag title match. When it became clear that Goldust was depressed, and Cody had just been smoking with RVD, Seth Rollins said to Dean Ambrose "You take the high Rhodes, I'll take the low Rhodes"

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    Seth Rollins was going to leave WWE until Cody talked him out of it.


    It was a real Rhodes to Damascus moment.

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    Oh you didn’t know that Cody once had a pet? The Rhodes-Dogg.

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    No wonder Cody and the Miz don't like each other, it stems from their days on The Real World/Rhodes Rules Challenge show.

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    Bianca has been spending so much time with Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake lately, that once she's done wrestling she's going into beauty school and then open Bianca Gel Hair. And then instead of sweeping up anything and throwing it in the trash, instead Bianca Sell hair. Then, if you are telling a story about that time she tripped, you might get asked, "Bianca fell where?" Bianca fell there bro
    Last edited by Donald; April 13th, 2022 at 2:25 PM.

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    If becky was a bird, would she be Becky finch?

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    Pecky Finch

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    If she stole Christmas, she’d be Becky Grinch
    If she stole anything else, she’d be Becky Pinch
    If she played Mafia, she’d be Becky Lynch

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    What happened when Seth stabbed Cody with a kitchen utensil?


    He came to a fork in the Rhodes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Badger View Post
    If she stole Christmas, she’d be Becky Grinch
    If she stole anything else, she’d be Becky Pinch
    If she played Mafia, she’d be Becky Lynch
    If Becky was a clever townie, she'd be Becky No Day 1 Lynch

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    If Becky drove a tow truck, she'd be Becky Winch.
    If Becky could do it with ease, it'd be a Becky Cinch.
    If Becky were having her first meal of the day, it'd be Breaky Lynch.
    When Becky shows off her muscles, it's a Big Time Flex.
    If it's her chest muscles, they're Big Time Pecs.
    If she casts a spell on you, it's a Big Time Hex.
    And when she bangs Seth, it's Big Time Sex.

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    If Becky Lynch married The Winter Soldier, she’d be Becky Barnes and he’d be Bucky Lynch.

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    When Becky partnered with Superman's Arch-Enemy, it was Big Time Lex.
    When Becky moved to Dallas, she became Big Time Tex.
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    When Becky commits a felony, it's Big Crime Becks.
    When Becky uses her favorite spice, it's Big Thyme Becks.
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    When Becky enjoys a citrus fruit, it's Big Lime Becks.
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    When, Triple H lowered his knee pad, he said to his wife "Steph, a knee!"

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    Sorry, that should be "Steph, a knee-uh!"

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    How do we know Val Venis is a big fan of Bearcat?

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    Sean: "More Lee!"

    Same reason Bully Ray doesn't like Bearcat:

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    If Becky was on Nickelodeon, she'd be Big Slime Becks
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    What’s Lynch’s favourite beer? Beck’s.
    Why did Lynch not have an official sex-change already? Because she’s the Man anyway.
    What’s Lynch’s favourite UK place?…Beckshill-on-Sea.

    Why did the Undertaker not cross the road? Because Vince didn’t have him jump out as a giant chicken out of an Egg and make him Eggman.

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    What if the Undertaker worked for Pixar?

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    I was gonna make a joke about how Paul carried an urn around to give Taker his tea but not sure how bearerable that would have been.

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    If Becky had her own breakfast cereal, it would be called Big Time Chex.

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    Why was Seth Rollins in jail? To beat the Man woo!

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    Why did HHH change his name to KKK? Because he heard someone say "H be K"

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    If WWE had Ice Cube's Boyz N The Hood character as a sex shop worker he would be Dildo Boy.

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    If WWE had Dwayne Johnson’s character from Jumanji, he’d be Dr. Smolder Braverock.

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    Did you hear the stories about Hector Guerrero who used to pay Gobbledy Hookers for sex? They gobble gobbled too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WWXChairman View Post
    If Becky had her own breakfast cereal, it would be called Big Time Chex.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mazer View Post
    When Becky partnered with Superman's Arch-Enemy, it was Big Time Lex.
    When Becky moved to Dallas, she became Big Time Tex.
    Wen Becky eats breakfast cereal, it's Big Time Chex.
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    When Becky cooks southern central hybrid, it's Big Time Tex Mex.

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    Silly rabbit Chex are for Mazer!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazer View Post
    JOKE STEALER!
    You said “if she eats”, which I think changes it enough to wit “Time Horton’s Timebits” makes more sense as the answer.

    The premise has to be the same.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WWXChairman View Post
    You said “if she eats”, which I think changes it enough to wit “Time Horton’s Timebits” makes more sense as the answer.

    The premise has to be the same.
    Still you should’ve chexed first

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    What did Shawn Michaels say when he heard that Eric Bischoff said he didn’t know the meaning of the word controversial in a cartoon?

    “I just tricked Chan!”

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    Dexter Lumis asked his wife what 2000 divided by 4 was and when she didn’t know he said

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    Who is Roman Reigns favourite soccer player?

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    Thank you and good night.

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    Who is Michelle McCool's favorite soccer player?

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    What is Rick Martel's favorite movie?

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    What caused the Nasty Boys to lose their tag titles? Sags was too busy polishing Knobbs.

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    What would Shotzi say if she was an old man? Welcome to the balls dropped.

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    What did the Godfather give Hacksaw Jim Duggan for his birthday? A lifetime supply of passes for the HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! train

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    What's Repo Man's favorite book?

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    Donald I get the feeling you’re trying to tell us your favorite movie is Jurassic Park.

    That said, what is Abyss’ favorite movie?

    Jurassic Park

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    I love the part when Donald gets eaten by the T Tex

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    What did Hacksaw Jim Duggan chant at Steve Austin?

    U S-A!

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    Who is Roman Reigns favorite musician?

    Britney Spears

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    Who is The Usos favorite musician?

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    If vince was a jelly fish he'd be a Vince McMahon o' war

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    Why did the Andersons lose the tag titles?

    Gene’s brother was too Ole.

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    Godfather tried to style the hair of one of his Hos but was struggling and said “Crimpin’ Ain’t Easy!”

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    How does Matt Bloom travel across the country?
    He takes a train.

    Did you hear about Matt Bloom having ocular tightness?
    He has a tense eye.

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    What is Shinsuke Nakamuras favorite movie?

    The Shin-ing.

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    Why is Sasha’s money secure?

    Because Sasha Banks.

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    I hear Mick Jagger collects WWE figures, but he’s never been able to find one particular one:
    So it could be true what they say - a rolling stone gathers no Moss.

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    What did The Rolling Stones suggest should be done with Seth Rollins’ character?

    “Paint it Black.”

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    Jake Hager likes maroon 5 because he moves like swagger

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    What did Ruby Riott become after the Riott squad was disbanded?
    Ruby Solo
    What did Ruby Riott beome after she moved to the farm?
    Ruby Sow, hoe
    I hear Ruby Soho has started using the Shellshock and 'feed me more' chants.
    She's become Ruback.

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    Ruby Riott has become someone else. She's become something else.
    She is the Ruby Arrow.

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    Who won the AEW limbo contest?

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    What does AC/DC think should be done about the Bloodline?

    "Let there be Rock."

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