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    Quote Originally Posted by Donald View Post
    Mankind has a lot of plant-life in his yard. You might call it Foleyage.
    Reigns in the yard talk Donald!

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    Chainsaw Charlie's tag team partner has a lot of plant-life in his yard. You might call it Foleyage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donald View Post
    Chainsaw Charlie's tag team partner has a lot of plant-life in his yard. You might call it Foleyage.
    If Aleister teamed up with chainsaw, Black and Decker

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    @Tempest you haven’t met @Donald yet, think you guys will get on like a house on fire!

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    I must have grown in my old age because I sort of appreciate the commitment to the same joke over and over and over ...

    To be nice as I don't appear often.

    What do you call the top pimp?

    Hoe-man Reigns

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    The Hoe-man Empire wasn’t built in a day, it took 20 years but you came around at last.

    Tagging @mth because Roman jokes and why not?

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    Wonder how Roman got jacked? Roman Trains to make those those Roman Gains.

    Spilled his wine on the new carpet and made some Roman Stains.

    Teams with Riddle and it's Bro-man Reigns.

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    I’d make jokes about him doing a drive-by but want to stay in my Roman Lanes

    I’d make jokes about him being too friendly to Chad giving him head of the Gabl…


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    What do you call Happy Corbin's best friend when he wears an awesome hat?


    RadCap Moss

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    After a day at the beach, the nxt women's champion goes by Sandy Toes.

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    What do you call Happy Corbin's best friend when you cross him with Michael Strahan?

    BadGap Moss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donald View Post
    After a day at the beach, the nxt women's champion goes by Sandy Toes.
    What does the NXT Women's Champ do for cardio?


    Mandy Rows

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    She should start a landscaping business. Mandy Mows

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    The NXT Women's Champ always has her fans line up in orderly fashion.

    They're in Mandy Rows.

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    Can't water for her to fight Barrett. Rose v Wade

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    Why did Seth Rollins get banned from movie theaters? He burned it down.

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    What did the NXT women's champion do after she fell down?

    Mandy rose

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bert View Post
    Maybe they could do this with him and Raquel Gonzalez.

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    Missed opportunity for Billy and Chuck not to have a blowup doll with them. They blew it.

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    Beneath the skin, there are Liv Morgan's organs.

    I suppose skin itself is an organ.

    If Summer Rae married Bully Ray, she'd be Summer Ray. Or who knows, he could be Bully Rae.

    Kairi Kane?

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    D-von and Bubba wear wrapping gifts together, and Bubba said "D-Von, get the labels!"

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    What do you call Happy Corbin's best friend when he's being silly about oral hygiene?

    MadCap Floss.

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    If Brock Lesnar worked in real estate his company would be named Duplex City.

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    If Brock Lesnar was a cat, he'd be Suplex Kitty.

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    If Brock Lensar really sucked at throwing folks around, he'd be Suplex Shitty.

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    If Brock Lesnar was 6 inches tall, he'd be Suplex Bitty

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    If Brock Lesnar had big ol' boobies he'd be Suplex Titty.

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    If brock lesnar has lil ol boobies, he'd be Suplex Itty Bitty Titty

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    I find his F5 finisher so refreshing.

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    Do do the move on your PC, you have to Su-Press This Key

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    This thread makes me Suplex Giddy

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    When Brock was young, I heard he and his family went to a restaurant but the waiter forgot his starter. Soupless Kiddy.

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    Did you hear about his fight with Sean Combs?

    Suplex Diddy

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    Brock's theme song was recorded with a Suplex MIDI.

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    Did you hear about the guy who went to bed with a bag of frozen vegetables on his head as an ice pack? He will rest in peas.

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    Brock gave his cat laxatives because it was a Poopless Kitty.

    Btw @Donald where you at?

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    If Wendy on NXT had Lesnar's gimmick, it'd be Choo-plex City.

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    If MJF on AEW had Lesnar's gimmick, it'd be Jew-Plex City.

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    If Funaki returned to tv with Lesnar’s gimmick, it’d be Kung Fu-plex city.

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    If the Boogeyman returned to TV with Lesnar's gimmick, it'd be Boo-plex city.

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    If the Hart family patriarch were alive today, it would have been Stu-plex city

    If TL Hopper returned with that gimmick it’d be Loo-plex City

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    Quote Originally Posted by Badger View Post
    If the Hart family patriarch were alive today, it would have been Stu-plex city

    If TL Hopper returned with that gimmick it’d be Loo-plex City
    Or TL Hopper at SummerSlam 1996, the Poo-Plex City

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    If Ric Flair returned with the gimmick, it would be Wooooo!-plex City

    If Brock became a drag queen, he'd take everyone to RuPlex City

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    ruplex....


    If Brock Lesnar could only fight Drew Mcintyre, it would be Drewplex city.

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    If he faced a cow, it’d be Moo-plex City.
    @mth Against the Boogeyman, it’d be Boo(gey)-Plex City.

    Never mind Mazer covered it.
    Last edited by Badger; March 11th, 2022 at 10:44 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Badger View Post
    If he faced a cow, it’d be Moo-plex City.
    @mth Against the Boogeyman, it’d be Boo(gey)-Plex City.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mazer View Post
    If the Boogeyman returned to TV with Lesnar's gimmick, it'd be Boo-plex city.

    Joke stealer.






    If Brock Lesnar became a Dr., he'd work in Flu-plex city.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazer View Post
    Joke stealer.



    Somehow missed that. Whoops-plex City!

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    If Mr. Grant had Brock Lesnar's gimmick, he'd take people to Hugh-Plex City!

    If he was on the New Girl, he'd take someone to Suplex Schmidty!

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    Ugh New Girl is an awful show sorry about that joke.

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    When Lesnar wrestled Kurt Angle, he took him to "It's True, It's Damn True-plex City!"

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    When Lesnar waits on line, there's a Queue-Plex City going on.

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    Rock asked Lillian if she wanted the People’s Stroodle

    Brock would just taker her to Stroo-plex City

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    Captain Albano would take you to Lou-Plex City

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    Brock Lesnar and Bubble Boy had a disagreement over Trivial Pursuit so Brock took him to Moops-lex City.

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    If Brock Lesnar could only fight Drew Gulak, it would be Drewplex city.
    If Brock Lesnar appeared on the Price is Right, it would be Drewplex city.
    If Brock Lesnar appeared in ET with Barrymore, it would be Drewplex city.

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    If Brock Lesnar had a legal dispute with Steve Austin, it would SueTex City.

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    If Al Bundy were a wrestler he would be from ShoePlex City

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    If Brock Lesnar had a legal dispute with Becky Lynch, it would SueBecks City.

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    If Bryan Adams faced Lesnar, it would be Everything I Do (I Do It For You-Plex City)

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    My favorite groundbreaking wrestler is Earthquake.

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    If Brock Lesnar faced Sting, he’d be assaulting a Police man.

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    If Brock were fighting Doudrop, it'd be Douplex City.

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    Triple H found a new use for his sledgehammer. Now he’s Triple A.

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    Well now that Pete Dunne has been called up to Smackdown, if he goes up again Brock then will it be Butchplex City?

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    If Pete Dunne married Orange, then would he be Butch Cassidy? And their baby the Sundance Kid?

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    What do you get when you cross Paul WIght, DDP, and Austin Theory?

    The Big Bang Theory

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    What do you get when you cross Pat, the Scottish Warrior, and Mankind?


    MC McMick.

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    What do you get if you host Steve Austin and Chainsaw Charlie in your house?

    A Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

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    Madcap wasn’t happy with his Punchline finisher so asked Jericho if he could borrow one of his moves are a finisher and he said fine.

    His finisher is now the Madcap Moss-Covered Three-Handled Family Credunzle

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bert View Post
    Looks a bit like Gladio from Final Fantasy XV because…cup noodles!

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    Now do the Ra Men’s Money in the Bank

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    Roman went camping in the outdoors abroad in a European Country rather than find a city resort because the Reigns in Spain stays mainly in the plain.

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    He was the one under Taker.

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    What does the tribal chief do at a strip club?

    Roman Rains.

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    The tribal chief went to an outdoor Guns n Roses when all of a sudden the heavens opened. He exclaimed “It November Reigns but it pours!”

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    What does Roman do after he sneezes?

    He uses the tribal handkerchief.

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    What does Roman Reigns do on a farm?
    He’s head of the stable.

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    What do you call Roman Reigns if he has a vagina? Woman Reigns

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    How did Roman Reign's wife comfort his family after he was rude to them at Thanksgiving?


    She reassured them that "Nothing lasts forever. Even cold November Reigns"

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    Roman will be going with his pastor to Uganda. The priest will "Bless the Reigns down in Africa"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donald View Post
    Roman will be going with his pastor to Uganda. The priest will "Bless the Reigns down in Africa"
    dammit. how did you get that one before me?


    I'm disappointed in myself.

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    Uso horny

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    What would be the name of a Luther Reigns and Roman Reigns rap group?
    2 Reignz.

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    I was out tossing referees the other day, I had to hurl Hebner

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    Bret Hart was talking about the Montreal stew job the other day.
    When asked for comment he said “Mince, stewed mince.”

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    Fred Durst decided to object when it was discussed whether Seth should be released or not….

    Keep Rollins Rollins Rollins Rollins
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    His way or the high way!

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    When Bobby's favorite team was scored against, Bobby booed.
    When Bobby made breakfast beverages Bobby brewed.
    When Bobby was making bubbles, Bobby blewed.
    When Bobby imitated a bird, Bobby cooed.
    When Bobby ate, Bobby chewed.
    When Bobby solved a mystery, Bobby clued.
    When Bobby appeared on grass in the morning, Bobby dewed.
    When Bobby put crayon to paper, Bobby drewed.
    When Bobby fought his enemy, Bobby feud.
    When Bobby became an inch taller, Bobby grewed.
    When Bobby stuck things together, Bobby glued.
    When Bobby changed color, Bobby hued.
    When Bobby said something inappropriate, Bobby lewed.
    When Bobby thought he was a cow, Bobby mooed.
    When Bobby had all information, Bobby knewed.
    When Bobby showers, Bobby nude.
    When Bobby was in awe, Bobby ooed.
    When Bobby was on the toilet, Bobby pooed.
    When Bobby imitated Rick, Bobby Rude
    When Bobby was on line, Bobby queued.
    When Bobby cooked dinner, Bobby stewed.
    When Bobby filed a lawsuit, Bobby sued.
    When Bobby saw Flair, Bobby wooed.

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    Also duck you autocorrect

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    When Bobby was sick, Bobby spewed.

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    Stone Cold starts a lawn mowing business:

    “Austin 3:16 says I just clipped your grass!”

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    How does one say goodbye to Ryan Reeves?..Byeback
    Ryan Reeves speak about HHH.,,Cryback
    Ryan Reeves using a towel after the shower?…Dryback
    Ryan Reeves wants to be a pilot?…Flyback
    Ryan Reeves wants sausage, bacon and eggs for breakfast?…Fryback
    A greeting to wave to Ryan Reeves?.….Hiback
    How does Ryan Reeves get cross country?…by Horseback
    How does Ryan Reeves sleep?..,.Lieback
    Does Ryan Reeves tell the truth?…Lieback
    What would I ask Ryan Reeves to watch during a fight?…Myback
    What’s Ryan Reeves’s favourite food?…Pieback
    Hornswoggle asks Ryan Reeves to get him up a mountain?…By Piggyback
    What’s Ryan Reeves’s favourite film? Bridge Over the River Kwaiback
    Ryan Reeves gets the Costanzas their favourite bread?…Ryeback
    Ryan Reeves doesn’t always tell the truth?…Because he’s Slyback
    Ryan Reeves got a part in a new James Bond movie..He’s Spyback
    Where and how does Ryan Reeves do a Windsor Knot?…Tieback
    Ryan Reeves asks too many questions.….Whyback?

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