Did you hear about Liverpool’s newest signing Mo Sala Sikoa. Good with headers but frequently warned by refs not to Samoan spike the ball.Originally Posted by Mazer
I think there’s potential there.
Did you hear about Liverpool’s newest signing Mo Sala Sikoa. Good with headers but frequently warned by refs not to Samoan spike the ball.
I think there’s potential there.
Oh....we doing Liverpool?
What do you get when you cross the Million Dollar Man's Bodyguard with The Chimneysweep from Mary Poppins?
Virgil Van Dijk.
Given the whole Vince McMahon lawsuit, can we remove "Crappy" form the title of this thread?
What do you call a sticky Scotsman? Glue McIntyre (or Badger)
What does Donald have in common with America Badass Undertaker?
They both changed their old threads.
We also both like Kid Rock, well I used to. and Limp Bizkit.
What does Mick Jagger have in common with the American Badass?
They keep rollin'
What does Badger have on common with Hulk Hogan?
They both take their vitamins
What do Dreyski and Bob Backlund have in common?
They both like chicken wings.
What do nash diesel and al snow have in common?
They both had a dog named pepper
What do Lex Luger and Mazer having in common?
They both had impressive physiques in the 90s.
And still had hair eh @Mazer?
I can mail Mazer some of mine. I haven't gotten a haircut since 2019.
What a hippie I was back then.And still had hair eh @Mazer?
Also, we both had Expresses.
What do Cody Rhodes and premature ejaculation not have in common?
One can’t finish the story and the other finishes too early.
How does Boogeyman bring something up that was forgotten about a long time ago?
He opens up a can of worms.
I heard Vince McMahon and Tony Khan tried to break up a fight between Dwayne Johnson, Jeff Hardy and Bobby Fish once.
You could say they were stuck between a rock and a hard(y) pla(i)ce!
Doubtful, Vince would have shit on someone's head and Tony Khan would have run away fearing for his life.
I was shocked when The Bruiserweight changed his name to Butch. I said, "What has Pete done?!" Thankfully The Big Strong Boi lured him into a tag team using his Tyler bait.
I was sketching some wrestlers the other day. First I drew McIntyre then I drew Gulak. Then I got frustrated when i was trying to sketch freakin' Rollins. Did I mention it was a competition? We tied. It was a draw.
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How does the Bruiserweight like his steaks?
Well Dunne.
The man that gravity forgot used to work with no contract. He was a Neville without a clause.
If Lance Timothy Evers had tainted Darren Kenneth Matthew’s favourite beverage instead of Christopher Irvine….would that be a Storm in a Teacup?
*hides under the table from the incoming tomatoes*
AEW
Instead of the former Sasha Banks, Tony Kahn almost signed someone else to play the CEO in AEW. It would have been Mercedes Phoné
While she was out with that horrible ankle injury, the former Sasha Banks lost a LOT of weight. They were calling her Mercedes Boné
When she's lost, Sasha Blanks.
When the lights are too bright, Sasha Blinks.
When she has no proper bullets in her gun, Sasha Blanks.
When she goes out with big strong guys, it’s HOSS time.
Before she goes to the dentist, it's Floss Time.
When she hasn't showered in a week, it's Gross Time
If it’s HLA with Nikki it’s Cross time.
Could also be Toss time in that scenario
Why did Isaac Yankee want to look at Mark Henry’s teeth? Because he ate the World’s Strongest Ham!
What did Hacksaw @Hacksaw have for school dinners? Sloppy Jooooooooooooooooesss!!!
I wonder if his favorite wrestler of all time is hulk hooooooooooloooooooooooooooooooooooookoooooogan
Man I love hulk Hogan so much. Who was it here that hated hulk Hogan? Whoever you are I hate you
@3puppies
Sleep with one eye open lol.
Don give him a chance to write a letter of apology to you.
Clutching your pillow tight.
Exit liiiighttt
Eeeenter niiiighttt
Taaaaake my haaaand
We’re off to Badger Badger land!
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman checks his closet for Dana Brooke.
The Legion of Doom went birdwatching.
Animal spotted an impressive Turdus philomelos.
"Oh, what a Thrush!"
What happed to LOD at the library?
"Oh, what a shush!"
I was gonna say.
“Ooooooohaaaaargggghhhh what a huuuuushhhh!!!””” *choon* but yours is just as good.
Come on @Donald I lay down the gauntlet. You’ve been underperforming.
I was expecting 10 LOD puns by now…clearly you are not in a rush.
If I was in a Rush, he might complain to Tony Khan about me.
Boogeyman decided to eat beans when a moderator invited him round for dinner….then farted like Natalya.
The host was @mthed…at this development.
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When lod faces demolition, hawk said "oh what a crush!"
LOD took a big shit. Oh, what a flush.
The Legion of Poo.
The Commode Warriors.
What did they use to clean up the toilet?
“Ooooooh what a bruuushh!”
Hulk Hogan was at the toy shop, looking at 12" figurines of John Cleese and Eric Idle. He asked the toy shop owner, "Do you have any 24" Monty Pythons?"
Then Billy Gunn came in and said "I'm Monty Sopp and I've got a 24" python." And then he and Hogan started making out while the toy shop owner watched.
I heard Jey Uso will be starring in the play Sweeney Todd. He will be playing the title role, of course, as the Demon Barber of YEET Street.
I heard Big E enjoys Jey Uso's matches because it's big YEETy men slappin' YEET.
I was hacksawed off when my Facebook account was stolen…for five days!
Hoooooooo!!!!!
Triple H asked Fred Durst who should be fired, Seth or Roman.
Fred replied: Keep Rollins, Rollins, Rollins, Rollins (uh)
Keep Rollins, Rollins, Rollins, Rollins (what?)
Keep Rollins, Rollins, Rollins, Rollins (uh)
Keep Rollins, Rollins, Rollins, Rollins
What did Adele say when she saw Seth in the far side of the pool?
"Rollins in the deep!"
Seth asked Adele how to beat Roman in an inferno match. She told him, "set fire to the Reigns."
tony kahn fearing for his life
Must spread rep etc etc
If Jey Uso was in Mark Henry's place with Mae Young, would she have given birth to FEET?
Jey Uso has started using Gail Kim's TNA finisher:
'Yeet Defeat' (or is it Eat the Yeet?)
Mark Henry has a room in his house which contains only a singular piece of a window.
It's his Hall of Pane.
How bad was Nash’s quad injury?
Tear-able!
Sorry it’s been a while since I posted one of these!
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I heard Bo Dallas is coming back not as a Bray Wyatt inspired gimmick, but as a Roddy Piper inspired gimmick, "Uncle Rowdy".
I think the WWE show on Twitter should have started with Bronson vs. Julius. You need to lead Speed with Creed vs. Reed.
When I was in school, whenever we had an exam, and the teacher began handing out the papers, Andrew Martin would enter the class room, big boot the teacher, and hand the papers out himself, saying "Test, test, this is a test."
First year in English high school, our rather pompous teacher who loooved to go on about his acting experience/criticism of authors..once addressed the class:
Teacher: “Ladies and Gentlemen boys and girls!”
Me *hoping the class would get it*: “Aaand children of all aaages!”
Classmate next to me: “Degeneration X…” to many slightly muffled giggles.
Teacher was confused!! :rofl
“What are you on about? Pay attention!!!”
Us: “Sorry sir!”
@Donald @mth @Mazer Real Badger storyyyy! Sorry maybe not qualifying as a “Terrible Wrestling Joke”!! Oops!
Letting you know three first as our most prominent wrestling jokers.
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I remember being in a science class and the teacher was talking about gold dust and it was funny.
What’s the name of Roderick Toombs’s uncle?
Howdy Roddy Piper!
Wyatt I chose to bump the thread with this terrible joke I don’t know! Bray these jokes don’t get any worse!
Surely by now he's Gray Wyatt
What will Rocky's retirement match be billed as, and why will Capcom sponsor it?
Final Fight
Sasha Banks had food between her teeth and asked Michael Cole what she should do about it?
Cole: “It’s FLOSS time!”
Sasha Banks had a lot of quoits and asked Michael Cole what she should do with them?
Cole: “It’s TOSS time!”
Sasha Banks was at a stable and asked Michael Cole to ask what the animals were and check his watch:
Cole: “It’s HOSS time!”
Sasha Banks asked Michael Cole who the leader of the New Testament is:
Cole: “It’s KROSS time!”
@Donald
If Jake Hager was a Viking like Ivar and Erik, he’d be Hager the Horrible.
If they opened up a hair salon, they'd call it the Viking Braiders.
It's time, it's time, it's Viking Vader time time time time
If they were on SNL, they'd be the Viking Bill Haders
Michael Cole had some comforting words to Sasha/Mercedes after her release…
“It’s LOSS time!”
R-Truth was paying his bill at a restaurant and noticed there was an unexpected charge for a bowl of bisque. He disputed ordering it but the waiter was unwavering in saying he had. The argument escalated and his shouts could be heard throughout the establishment: "WHAT SOUP?! WHAT SOUP?!" Everyone could hear him, people over here: "WHAT SOUP?!" People over there: "WHAT SOUP?!" He encourged those who may have witnessed the situation to rise in support, saying, "If you feel me, stand up and say, 'WHAT SOUP?!'"
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I read that in the Soup Nazi’s voice!
f Wendy were a Pokémon, she’d be Pikachooooo!!!
If Nash were a Pokémon trainer, he’d be Ash.
If Brock were a Pokémon trainer, he’d be…well Brock.
If Jesse James, Owen Hart and the Kat were a team, they’d be Team Rocket! Surrender now or prepare to fight! Meooowth that’s right!
And now for something completely different!
What did Tazz say when he hired Brock Lesnsr to paint his fence?
“Well….here comes the paaaaaainnnnnt!”
Bret Hart has taken holy orders.
’The blessed there is, the blessed there was, and the blessed there will ever be’
What’s Bret’s favourite ever toothpaste?
The Crest there is! The Crest there was! The Crest there ever will be!
Now that Davenport has aligned with The Unholy Union, can we call them The Blair Witch Project?
Why should Roman Reigns train in pharmacy?
Because he can sell medications OTC!
Why did a group of felines walk past a twenty five cent piece?
Because they were the No Quarter cat crew!
Yes.
But what were Isla and Alba thinking when she didn't show up last week?
Where Davenport?
Maybe Jade & Bianca scare Davenport? Or she doesn't want to be unfair Davenport? If she doesn't show up soon, she'll be rare Davenport.
When I sit on her face, I call her Chair Davenport.
Stratton met RVD backstage recently. She decided it was Spliffy tiiiiiime!
Ethan Page was queuing for the toilet at the PC but the guy in front was taking too long. “It’s not NXT, it’s NXPeeee!!!”
If Bianca got her own sitcom, it’d be the Fresh Princess of Belair!
If Bianca and Davenport had a lovechild….Belair Davenport?
PS I miss @Donald. Thread bump a bat signal!
Who had a brother was a road sweeper... Cody Rhodes XD
If Austin invited me onto his podcast to debate the evils of badger hunting, it’d be called the Broken Cull Sessions.
Did you hear Istanbul is being renamed after the Owner of AEW, "The Lariat", Tye Dillinger, and Nidia's ex?
It will now be called KahnStanTenNoble.
What do you call the Owner of AEW when he starts making jokes?
Comic Kahn.
What is called when the Owner of AEW stays in one place, but waves his arms frantically?
KahnStand Motion
What happens when the Owner of AEW doesn't get enough fiber?
He becomes Kahnstipated.
I don't know if I Kahn take any more...
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Mazer again.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to mth again.
Sorry, but I must Kahntinue.
Why do people hate talking to The Owner of AEW while he's walking downstairs?
He becomes KahnDescending.
Why is there no merch for the Owner of AEW in prison?
Its Kahntraband.
A surgeon asked the Owner of AEW what he thought of his recommendation for Surgery.
Tony Kahncurred.
Why did Ricky Starks walk away from negotiations with AEW?
No Kahntract Kahnconcessions.
I love Tony Khan.
I'm glad you've Khanfessed.
If he was in the Body Donnas, he'd be Chris Khandido
If he was really small he'd be Tiny Khan.
If he was really skinny he'd be Bony Khan.
And of course, The Rock thinks he's Jabroni Khan.
When he's sad, he's Moany Khan
When he's lying, he's Phony Khan
When he went on a space journey with his best friend- a brilliant scientist, his best friend's wife, and her brother-and cosmic radiation bestowed fantastic powers upon them.....He was Stoney Khan.
Ricky Khan’t take anymore of Tony’s bullshit. In Starks contrast to that, he’s hoping to be used well.
If there was a Taxi reboot, his character would be Tony Khanta. If Corey was in it, he’d be Latka Graveas
I don't love most of these Tony Khan puns.
You think they're overly Khantrived?
We're being inKhansiderate?
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