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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazer View Post
    Gregory Helms now provides personal security for a prominent Footballer.


    "Stand back! There's a Harry Kane coming through!"
    Did you hear about Liverpool’s newest signing Mo Sala Sikoa. Good with headers but frequently warned by refs not to Samoan spike the ball.

    I think there’s potential there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Badger View Post
    Did you hear about Liverpool’s newest signing Mo Sala Sikoa. Good with headers but frequently warned by refs not to Samoan spike the ball.

    I think there’s potential there.
    Oh....we doing Liverpool?


    What do you get when you cross the Million Dollar Man's Bodyguard with The Chimneysweep from Mary Poppins?

    Virgil Van Dijk.

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    Given the whole Vince McMahon lawsuit, can we remove "Crappy" form the title of this thread?

    What do you call a sticky Scotsman? Glue McIntyre (or Badger)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donald View Post
    Given the whole Vince McMahon lawsuit, can we remove "Crappy" form the title of this thread?

    What do you call a sticky Scotsman? Glue McIntyre (or Badger)
    What does Donald have in common with America Badass Undertaker?

    They both changed their old threads.

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    We also both like Kid Rock, well I used to. and Limp Bizkit.

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    What does Mick Jagger have in common with the American Badass?

    They keep rollin'

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    What does Badger have on common with Hulk Hogan?

    They both take their vitamins

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    What do Dreyski and Bob Backlund have in common?

    They both like chicken wings.

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    What do nash diesel and al snow have in common?

    They both had a dog named pepper

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    What do Lex Luger and Mazer having in common?

    They both had impressive physiques in the 90s.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donald View Post
    What do Lex Luger and Mazer having in common?

    They both had impressive physiques in the 90s.
    And still had hair eh @Mazer?

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    I can mail Mazer some of mine. I haven't gotten a haircut since 2019.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Badger View Post
    And still had hair eh @Mazer?
    What a hippie I was back then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donald View Post
    What do Lex Luger and Mazer having in common?

    They both had impressive physiques in the 90s.
    Also, we both had Expresses.

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    What do Cody Rhodes and premature ejaculation not have in common?

    One can’t finish the story and the other finishes too early.

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    How does Boogeyman bring something up that was forgotten about a long time ago?

    He opens up a can of worms.

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    I heard Vince McMahon and Tony Khan tried to break up a fight between Dwayne Johnson, Jeff Hardy and Bobby Fish once.

    You could say they were stuck between a rock and a hard(y) pla(i)ce!

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    Doubtful, Vince would have shit on someone's head and Tony Khan would have run away fearing for his life.

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    I was shocked when The Bruiserweight changed his name to Butch. I said, "What has Pete done?!" Thankfully The Big Strong Boi lured him into a tag team using his Tyler bait.

    I was sketching some wrestlers the other day. First I drew McIntyre then I drew Gulak. Then I got frustrated when i was trying to sketch freakin' Rollins. Did I mention it was a competition? We tied. It was a draw.
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    How does the Bruiserweight like his steaks?
    Well Dunne.

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    The man that gravity forgot used to work with no contract. He was a Neville without a clause.

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    If Lance Timothy Evers had tainted Darren Kenneth Matthew’s favourite beverage instead of Christopher Irvine….would that be a Storm in a Teacup?

    *hides under the table from the incoming tomatoes*

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    AEW

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    Instead of the former Sasha Banks, Tony Kahn almost signed someone else to play the CEO in AEW. It would have been Mercedes Phoné

    While she was out with that horrible ankle injury, the former Sasha Banks lost a LOT of weight. They were calling her Mercedes Boné

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    When she's lost, Sasha Blanks.

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    When the lights are too bright, Sasha Blinks.

    When she has no proper bullets in her gun, Sasha Blanks.

    When she goes out with big strong guys, it’s HOSS time.

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    Before she goes to the dentist, it's Floss Time.
    When she hasn't showered in a week, it's Gross Time

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    If it’s HLA with Nikki it’s Cross time.

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    Could also be Toss time in that scenario

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donald View Post
    Could also be Toss time in that scenario

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    Why did Isaac Yankee want to look at Mark Henry’s teeth? Because he ate the World’s Strongest Ham!

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    What did Hacksaw @Hacksaw have for school dinners? Sloppy Jooooooooooooooooesss!!!

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    I wonder if his favorite wrestler of all time is hulk hooooooooooloooooooooooooooooooooooookoooooogan

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    Man I love hulk Hogan so much. Who was it here that hated hulk Hogan? Whoever you are I hate you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donald View Post
    Man I love hulk Hogan so much. Who was it here that hated hulk Hogan? Whoever you are I hate you
    @3puppies

    Sleep with one eye open lol.

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    Don give him a chance to write a letter of apology to you.

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    @mth @Donald @Mazer…looking at the title of this thread and substituting a k for a n….I want to see a Terrible Wrestling Jones character now…

    Oh wait…we had Nathan. Terrible Wrestling Nathan Jokes if somebody’s feeling frisky/generous with retitling this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Badger View Post

    Sleep with one eye open .
    Clutching your pillow tight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazer View Post
    Clutching your pillow tight.
    Exit liiiighttt
    Eeeenter niiiighttt
    Taaaaake my haaaand
    We’re off to Badger Badger land!

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    Before going to bed, the Boogeyman checks his closet for Dana Brooke.

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    The Legion of Doom went birdwatching.
    Animal spotted an impressive Turdus philomelos.

    "Oh, what a Thrush!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dreyski View Post
    The Legion of Doom went birdwatching.
    Animal spotted an impressive Turdus philomelos.

    "Oh, what a Thrush!"
    What happed to LOD at the library?

    "Oh, what a shush!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazer View Post
    What happed to LOD at the library?

    "Oh, what a shush!"
    I was gonna say.

    “Ooooooohaaaaargggghhhh what a huuuuushhhh!!!””” *choon* but yours is just as good.

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    @Mazer

    What do Legion of Doom and 3puppies have in common.

    Shoes…as in “ohhhh what a huuuush! @3puppies lol

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    Come on @Donald I lay down the gauntlet. You’ve been underperforming.

    I was expecting 10 LOD puns by now…clearly you are not in a rush.

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    If I was in a Rush, he might complain to Tony Khan about me.

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    Boogeyman decided to eat beans when a moderator invited him round for dinner….then farted like Natalya.

    The host was @mthed…at this development.
    Last edited by Badger; April 16th, 2024 at 11:14 PM.

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    When lod faces demolition, hawk said "oh what a crush!"

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    LOD took a big shit. Oh, what a flush.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mth View Post
    LOD took a big shit. Oh, what a flush.
    The Legion of Poo.

    The Commode Warriors.

    What did they use to clean up the toilet?

    “Ooooooh what a bruuushh!”

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    Hulk Hogan was at the toy shop, looking at 12" figurines of John Cleese and Eric Idle. He asked the toy shop owner, "Do you have any 24" Monty Pythons?"

    Then Billy Gunn came in and said "I'm Monty Sopp and I've got a 24" python." And then he and Hogan started making out while the toy shop owner watched.

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