Let's make this a trilogy. After the Rumble we know what comes next.
The worst Wrestlemania Main Event that could be booked in any year you'd like to pick. Put wrestlers, singers, actors, athletes, announcers, managers or whatever bad taste booking decision Vince McMahon could headline his show of shows with.
If it just morphs into just crazy, fun booking scenarios with a celeb or whatever that's cool too.
Go crazy people. Book that main event.
Tamina vs Ryback
Tamina going over I hope.
Giant Gonzalez v Great Khali
That's such good shit though pal!
Big Jordan vs Goldberg purely for the Jackhammer attempt.
No Tony Nese?Originally Posted by Donald
For shame.
Nia v. Lana in a Tables Ladders and Chairs match. They book Nia to Samoan Drop Lana through a table in the first 5 seconds. But Vince thinks its funny to have Nia not be able to climb a ladder because she's so fat Ha Ha Ha the ladder breaks. So she falls off the breaking ladder. They roll around on the ground for 20 minutes and the crowd comes back from taking a massive dump. Tamina comes in because she was Nia's tag partner years ago and she's determined to help. Vince appears on screen and says enough of this garbage, let's give the fans what they want - let's change this to a bra and panties match. The first woman to strip their opponent to her bra and panties wins. And Lana keeps ALL her clothes on while stripping both Nia and Tamina down to their thongs.
Could you imagine a Wrestlemania crowd collectively leaving to take a bathroom break.
Eva Marie vs Lana. The match doesn't takes place because Eva never makes it to the arena and Lana is put through a table.
The Undertaker and Michell McCool vs The Fiend and Alexa Bliss.
Hopefully Vince doesn't read that and get any bright ideas.
Roman Reigns vs Brock Lesnar - Once In A Lifetime
I feel like it's not out of the realm of possibility that Vince and his good buddy Trump might want to do something after Donnie's out of office...WrestleMania 2021 would be right around the corner...so, Battle of the "Billionaires" Part II? And their picks are King Corbin and Lars Sullivan.
Eli Cottonwood vs. Hornswoggle
Baron Corbin VS Randy Orton in a 60 minute Iron Man Submission match. For the US title.
This one isn't actually out of the realms of possibility.
I'd actually be pretty down to see that match. Only thing that I wouldn't like is that Taker/McCool would almost certainly win.
Hopefully this Survivor Series stuff isn't setting something up for Taker. A heel destroys Undertaker and all his crew could be Wrestlemania seeds being planted.
I changed my mind. Instead of Trump and Vince picking reps, they have the match themselves. Just two old-ass bastards putting each other in shitty headlocks and chinlocks and throwing the shittiest worked punches in wrestling history for what feels like three hours (the match will absolutely go on about fives times longer than necessary a la Hart/Vince or Lawler/Cole). Trump kicks Vince in the balls behind the ref's back to win. Trump goes on to say he knew he'd be a natural at it and everyone had been begging for him to come back to wrestling after his previous Mania appearance, that he's had several legends personally call him to tell him what a great performance it was, and that it was the greatest main event in WrestleMania history (at what he says is the highest attended, best selling Mania of all time, too, of course).
Of course Trump has to win, if he lost we'd get him on RAW every week complaining about a conspiracy and tell everyone he actually won.
Soon as I walked away from that post I thought, "Ah shit, I missed the obvious joke where he loses but insists the pinfall was miscounted..."
If this is like the “fighting old men” video on youtube I’ll pay twice.
Undertaker defending the streak against Tim Allen.
Well shit, the entrance would be top notch for Tim The Tool Man no doubt.
Al Borland could interfere and eat a Chokeslam. They could position Wilson in the crowd so you could only see his eyes over the barricade. Have Tim powder out to the barricade in a sitting position as Wilson gives him advice on The Undertaker.
"Punishment often increases the feelings of estrangement and strengthens the power of resistance Tim. Now go get him!"
Tim feeds back into the ring into a Tombstone Piledriver. 1-2-3!
Cue every other WM of The Undertaker defending the streak against random celebrities
up next The Undertaker defends against....David Carridine!
Watching the first Trump appearance, I am convinced that he's never thrown a legitimate punch or tackled anyone in his life.
George Costanza vs Hornswoggle. During the match George’s pants come down and Hornswoggle starts laughing at him
Horny: “Now who’s small?”
George: I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!”
I highly doubt David Carridine would even show up.
He would definitely have a hard time.
he's hangin around somewhere
ouch
Guilty laugh.
It was funny. Nothing guilt about laughing.
Saw that shit live. Up in the nose bleeds but the big screens surely captured Donald's punches. I was lit up and thought that shit was fuuuuunny.
I think probably the funniest bad punching shit was when Heyman was storyline fired in 01 and King came back after Survivor Series. Heyman dived at JR across the table at JR who started clubbing him when he fell short.
That was the funniest and greatest bad punchzing shit ever IMO.
Next suggestion is “terrible” but in fantasy would be absolutely amazing:
Boogeyman vs Bastion Booger with a giant bowl of worms in the ring. First one to devour their way all to the bottom but technically have to get the belt out the bowl as well without using their hands and just their mouth so expect lots of headbutting is WWE champion.
Being that he were still alive, of course.
Uh, yeah.
Did you not read the “fantasy” part of the title?
Few posts in Giant Gonzalez came up. It’s fantasy, don’t matter their current living status lol.
Hell look at the other fantasy threads, chock full of dead people. Fantasy!
Yup. Just saying any specific time period will do.
Yah we have a time machine here.
Like bring back Bastion to face Boogeyman in this era with Jarrod and mth in their respective corners. Obv that would really be amazing not terrible but you get the point.
I'll be the best dam corner man for Booger there ever was.
I can see the vignettes now, us slamming pizza, 2 liters and a fuck ton of other junk food.
Until mth abuses his power and just bans you the Raw after Mania.
That's what I'm telling you.
You either quoted the wrong person or you don't understand what's going on here.
I underlined it because people seem to have forgotten you said that.
wow you guys are a bummer when we could be talking about auto-erotic asphyxiation
A lit up Jarrod laughing at Trump's never thrown a punch before punches is a fun mental image.
I can't throw a punch.
But can you kick it? (Yes you can!)
Who would you book to win?
Tamina. Ryback might be the worst talent of the past 30 years
No.
Yes.
I started early and drank at any hole in the wall I could find booze at, plus other party favors. By the time Trump was on top of Vince I was messed up but could still tell those punches were were way off.
I had a pretty good time roaming the city before the show. I had hit SummerSlam 06, Wrestlemania XXIII, SummerSlam 07, Royal Rumble 08 and The Bash 08 in that couple year span and I always enjoyed finding a good shit hole bar before the show.
I fear we will get a terrible WrestleMania in 2021. COVID will still be around to prevent a live crowd.
A while ago I thought they were hoping to get a Roman Reigns v. Rock main event. They may still build towards a "Tribal Chief battle for the right to be named Head of the Table" but Rocky won't actually say he will be in a match - he may even deliver cryptic video promos hinting at "the Greatest WrestleMania Tribal Chief event of all time", and that it will be sad to see how his family is at war with one another. Some of us will think we will be getting Uso v. Uso, which is something both Jimmy and Jey have reportedly said they'd dreamt of.
But we will get two different members of the Anoi family fighting one another. Tamina vs. Nia Jax
That would be a really terrible idea.
At least it fits the thread.
Rob Gronkowski vs Mojo Rawley
Just move Vince v Bret into the main event of Mania 26 and don't change anything else. Book the match the same.
Let's main event with the Match that almost happened. Undertaker and Nathan Jones vs big show and Albert
Giant Gonzalez vs. Michael Cole
The Great Khali vs. Lance Bass
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