Rajah Fantasy Football 2020/21 Season Thread

[The Rosk]

The draft has been completed, and the teams start out as in the second post. Transfers and trades can be made freely until the first Gameweek (12th September). The first match that will count for this gameweek will be Watford vs Middlesbrough on the 11th September, as usual Friday-Monday games count for the gameweek.

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Draft order:

1 son_of_foley Harry Kane (Spurs)
2 Chris Scott Sadio Mane (Liverpool)
3 Peter Griffin Timo Werner (Chelsea)
4 The Beer Monster Pierre Emerick-Aubameyang (Arsenal)
5 Beefy Sergio Aguero (Man City)
6 Gary J Kevin Nisbet (Hibernian)
7 Andy Kemar Roofe (Rangers)
8 BBF Mo Salah (Liverpool)
9 Alex Teemu Pukki (Norwich)
10 Mikey_Jones Ivan Toney (Brentford)
11 Ringo Eoin Doyle (Bolton)
12 Simon Jamie Vardy (Leicester)
13 Simon James Vaughan (Tranmere)
14 Ringo Mo Eisa (Peterborough)
15 Mikey_Jones Raheem Sterling (Man City)
16 Alex Matty Taylor (Oxford)
17 BBF Jonson Clarke-Harris (Peterborough)
18 Andy Odsonne Edouard (Celtic)
19 Gary J Lewis Grabban (Nottingham Forest)
20 Beefy Mitchell Megginson (Cove)
21 The Beer Monster Lawrence Shankland (Dundee United)
22 Peter Griffin Tyler Walker (Coventry City)
23 Chris Scott Luis Suarez (Watford)
24 son_of_foley Marcus Rashford (Man Utd)
25 son_of_foley Albian Ajeti (Celtic)
26 Chris Scott Lyle Taylor (Nottingham Forest)
27 Peter Griffin Ollie Watkins (Brentford)
28 The Beer Monster Danny Ings (Southampton)
29 Beefy Lionel Messi (unattached)
30 Gary J Ryan Hardie (Plymouth)
31 Andy Anthony Martial (Man Utd)
32 BBF David Goodwillie (Clyde)
33 Alex Paul McCallum (Dagenham)
34 Mikey_Jones Karlan Grant (Huddersfield)
35 Ringo John Marquis (Portsmouth)
36 Simon Raul Jimenez (Wolves)
37 Simon Troy Parrott (Millwall)
38 Ringo Adam Armstrong (Blackburn)
39 Mikey_Jones Macaulay Bonne (Charlton)
40 Alex Rhys Murphy (Yeovil)
41 BBF James Norwood (Ipswich)
42 Andy Andy Ryan (Stirling)
43 Gary J Elisha Sam (Notts County)
44 Beefy Jordan Hugill (Norwich)
45 The Beer Monster Patrick Bamford (Leeds)
46 Peter Griffin Nicky Maynard (Mansfield)
47 Chris Scott Kayden Jackson (Ipswich)
48 son_of_foley Gabriel Jesus (Man City)
49 son_of_foley Kabongo Tshimanga (Boreham Wood)
50 Chris Scott Bez Lubala (Crawley)
51 Peter Griffin Ched Evans (Fleetwood)
52 The Beer Monster Aleksandar Mitrović (Fulham)
53 Beefy Nahki Wells (Bristol City)
54 Gary J Jerry Yates (Blackpool)
55 Andy Liam Boyce (Hearts)
56 BBF Ian Henderson (Salford)
57 Alex Tom Eaves (Hull)
58 Mikey_Jones Adam Rooney (Solihull)
59 Ringo Will Grigg (Sunderland)
60 Simon Jake Hyde (Halifax)
61 Simon Son Heung-Min (Spurs)
62 Ringo Bob McHugh (Queen’s Park)
63 Mikey_Jones Stephen Humphreys (Southend)
64 Alex Ruel Sotiriou (Leyton Orient)
65 BBF Andre Gray (Watford)
66 Andy Mason Greenwood (Man Utd)
67 Gary J Cedric Itten (Rangers)
68 Beefy Paddy Madden (Fleetwood)
69 The Beer Monster Tom Pope (Port Vale)
70 Peter Griffin Britt Assombalonga (Middlesbrough)
71 Chris Scott Roberto Firminho (Liverpool)
72 son_of_foley Aidan Keena (Falkirk)
73 son_of_foley Scott Quigley (Barrow)
74 Chris Scott Richarlison (Everton)
75 Peter Griffin Fejiri Okenabirhie (Doncaster)
76 The Beer Monster James Rodríguez (unattached)
77 Beefy Jamie Reid (Mansfield)
78 Gary J Dominic Solanke (Bournemouth)
79 Andy Alfredo Morelos (Rangers)
80 BBF Declan McManus (Dunfermline)
81 Alex Saikou Janneh (Newport)
82 Mikey_Jones Kieffer Moore (Cardiff)
83 Ringo Christian Doidge (Hibernian)
84 Simon Cauley Woodrow (Barnsley)
85 Simon Bruno Fernandez (Man Utd)
86 Ringo Morgan Ferrier (Tranmere)
87 Mikey_Jones Kwame Thomas (Wrexham)
88 Alex Sam Surridge (Bournemouth)
89 BBF Blair Henderson (Edinburgh)
90 Andy Kevin O'Hara (Dunfermline)
91 Gary J Antoine Semenyo (Newport County)
92 Beefy Charlie Kelman (Southend)
93 The Beer Monster Kyle Wootton (Notts County)
94 Peter Griffin Donny van de Beek (unattached)
95 Chris Scott Virgil van Dijk (Liverpool)
96 son_of_foley Connor Hall (Woking)

[The Rosk]

Players drafted in club order:

Pierre Emerick-Aubameyang (Arsenal)
Cauley Woodrow (Barnsley)
Scott Quigley (Barrow)
Adam Armstrong (Blackburn)
Jerry Yates (Blackpool)
Eoin Doyle (Bolton)
Kabongo Tshimanga (Boreham Wood)
Dominic Solanke (Bournemouth)
van Toney (Brentford)
Ollie Watkins (Brentford)
Glenn Murray (Brighton)
Nahki Wells (Bristol City)
Kieffer Moore (Cardiff)
Odsonne Edouard (Celtic)
Albian Ajeti (Celtic)
Macaulay Bonne (Charlton)
Timo Werner (Chelsea)
David Goodwillie (Clyde)
Mitchell Megginson (Cove)
Tyler Walker (Coventry City)
Bez Lubala (Crawley)
Paul McCallum (Dagenham)
Fejiri Okenabirhie (Doncaster)
Lawrence Shankland (Dundee United)
Declan McManus (Dunfermline)
Kevin O'Hara (Dunfermline)
Blair Henderson (Edinburgh)
Richarlison (Everton)
Aidan Keena (Falkirk)
Ched Evans (Fleetwood)
Paddy Madden (Fleetwood)
Aleksandar Mitrović (Fulham)
Jake Hyde (Halifax)
Liam Boyce (Hearts)
Kevin Nisbet (Hibernian)
Christian Doidge (Hibernian)
Karlan Grant (Huddersfield)
Tom Eaves (Hull)
James Norwood (Ipswich)
Kayden Jackson (Ipswich)
Patrick Bamford (Leeds)
Jamie Vardy (Leicester)
Ruel Sotiriou (Leyton Orient)
Sadio Mane (Liverpool)
Mo Salah (Liverpool)
Roberto Firminho (Liverpool)
Rhian Brewster (Liverpool)
Sergio Aguero (Man City)
Raheem Sterling (Man City)
Gabriel Jesus (Man City)
Marcus Rashford (Man Utd)
Anthony Martial (Man Utd)
Mason Greenwood (Man Utd)
Bruno Fernandez (Man Utd)
Nicky Maynard (Mansfield)
Jamie Reid (Mansfield)
Britt Assombalonga (Middlesbrough)
Troy Parrott (Millwall)
Antoine Semenyo (Newport County)
Saikou Janneh (Newport)
Teemu Pukki (Norwich)
Jordan Hugill (Norwich)
Lewis Grabban (Nottingham Forest)
Lyle Taylor (Nottingham Forest)
Elisha Sam (Notts County)
Kyle Wootton (Notts County)
Matty Taylor (Oxford)
Mo Eisa (Peterborough)
Jonson Clarke-Harris (Peterborough)
Ryan Hardie (Plymouth)
Tom Pope (Port Vale)
John Marquis (Portsmouth)
Bob McHugh (Queen’s Park)
Kemar Roofe (Rangers)
Cedric Itten (Rangers)
Alfredo Morelos (Rangers)
Ian Henderson (Salford)
Adam Rooney (Solihull)
Danny Ings (Southampton)
Stephen Humphreys (Southend)
Charlie Kelman (Southend)
Harry Kane (Spurs)
Son Heung-Min (Spurs)
Andy Ryan (Stirling)
Will Grigg (Sunderland)
James Vaughan (Tranmere)
Morgan Ferrier (Tranmere)
Lionel Messi (unattached)
James Rodríguez (unattached)
Donny van de Beek (unattached)
Luis Suarez (Watford)
Andre Gray (Watford)
Connor Hall (Woking)
Raul Jimenez (Wolves)
Kwame Thomas (Wrexham)
Rhys Murphy (Yeovil)

[The Rosk]

Week 1/12/23

Gary J vs Peter Griffin
Mikey Jones vs Beefy
Andy vs Alex
SOF vs BBF
Chris Scott vs Ringo
Simon vs The Beer Monster

Week 2/13/24

Beefy vs Gary J
Alex vs Peter Griffin
BBF vs Mikey Jones
Ringo vs Andy
The Beer Monster vs SOF
Simon vs Chris Scott

Week 3/14/25

Gary J vs Alex
Beefy vs BBF
Peter Griffin vs Ringo
Mikey Jones vs The Beer Monster
Andy vs Simon
SOF vs Chris Scott

Week 4/15/26

BBF vs Gary J
Ringo vs Alex
The Beer Monster vs Beefy
Simon vs Peter Griffin
Chris Scott vs Mikey Jones
SOF vs Andy

Week 5/16/27

Gary J vs Ringo
BBF vs The Beer Monster
Alex vs Simon
Beefy vs Chris Scott
Peter Griffin vs SOF
Mikey Jones vs Andy

Week 6/17/28

The Beer Monster vs Gary J
Simon vs Ringo
Chris Scott vs BBF
SOF vs Alex
Andy vs Beefy
Mikey Jones vs Peter Griffin

Week 7/18/29

Gary J vs Simon
The Beer Monster vs Chris Scott
Ringo vs SOF
BBF vs Andy
Alex vs Mikey Jones
Beefy vs Peter Griffin

Week 8/19/30

Chris Scott vs Gary J
SOF vs Simon
Andy vs The Beer Monster
Mikey Jones vs Ringo
Peter Griffin vs BBF
Beefy vs Alex

Week 9/20/31

Gary J vs SOF
Chris Scott vs Andy
Simon vs Mikey Jones
The Beer Monster vs Peter Griffin
Ringo vs Beefy
BBF vs Alex

Week 10/21/32

Andy vs Gary J
Mikey Jones vs SOF
Peter Griffin vs Chris Scott
Beefy vs Simon
Alex vs The Beer Monster
BBF vs Ringo

Week 11/22/33

Gary J vs Mikey Jones
Andy vs Peter Griffin
SOF vs Beefy
Chris Scott vs Alex
Simon vs BBF
The Beer Monster vs Ringo

[RFF Champ]

Teemu Pukki (Norwich)
Matty Taylor (Oxford)
Paul McCallum (Dagenham)
Rhys Murphy (Yeovil)
Tom Eaves (Hull)

Saikou Janneh (Newport)
Ruel Sotiriou (Leyton Orient)
Sam Surridge (Bournemouth)

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OUT Sam Surridge (Bournemouth)
IN Glenn Murray (Brighton)

Teemu Pukki (Norwich)
Matty Taylor (Oxford)
Paul McCallum (Dagenham)
Rhys Murphy (Yeovil)
Tom Eaves (Hull)

Saikou Janneh (Newport)
Ruel Sotiriou (Leyton Orient)
Glenn Murray (Brighton)

[Ringo]

KetteRingo Town

Eoin Doyle (Bolton Wanderers)
Mohamed Eisa (Peterborough United)
John Marquis (Portsmouth)
Adam Armstrong (Blackburn Rovers)
Will Grigg (Sunderland)

Bob McHugh (Queen's Park)
Christian Doidge (Hibernian)
Morgan Ferrier (Tranmere Rovers)

[BBF]

eBBFleet United

1) Mo Salah (Liverpool)
2) Jonson Clarke-Harris (Peterboro)
3) David Goodwillie (Clyde)
4) James Norwood (Ipswich)
5) Ian Henderson (Salford)

6) Andre Gray (Watford)
7) Declan McManus (Dunfermline)
8) Blair Henderson (Edinburgh City)

[Chris Scott]

Sadio Mane (Liverpool)
Luis Suarez (Watford)
Lyle Taylor (Nottingham Forest)
Kayden Jackson (Ipswich)
Bez Lubala (Crawley)

Roberto Firminho (Liverpool)
Richarlison (Everton)
Rhian Brewster (Liverpool)

[Andy]

Inter Milandy

Kemar Roofe (Rangers)
Odsonne Edouard (Celtic)
Anthony Martial (Man United)
Mason Greenwood (Man United)
Alfredo Morelos (Rangers)

Andy Ryan (Stirling)
Liam Boyce (Hearts)
Kevin O'Hara (Dunfermline)

[Peter Griffin]

Tyler Walker (Coventry)
Fejiri Okenabirhie (Doncaster)
Britt Assombalonga (Middlesbrough)
Nicky Maynard (Mansfield)
Ched Evans (Fleetwood)

Timo Werner (Chelsea)
Donny van de Beek (Man Utd)
Ollie Watkins (Brentford)

[son_of_foley]

Harry Kane (Spurs)
Albian Ajeti (Celtic)
Marcus Rashford (Man United)
Gabriel Jesus (Man City)
Kabongo Tshimanga (Boreham wood)

Aidan Keena (falkirk)
Scott Quigley (barrow)
Connor Hall (Woking)

[Andy]

Inter Milandy

Kemar Roofe (Rangers)
Odsonne Edouard (Celtic)
Anthony Martial (Man United)
Mason Greenwood (Man United)
Alfredo Morelos (Rangers)

Andy Ryan (Stirling)
Liam Boyce (Hearts)
Simon Murray (Queens Park)

Kevin O'Hara (Dunfermline) OUT
Simon Murray (Queens Park) IN

[Peter Griffin]

Tyler Walker (Coventry)
Donny van de Beek (Man Utd)
Britt Assombalonga (Middlesbrough)
Olly Watkins (Brentford)
Ched Evans (Fleetwood)

Timo Werner (Chelsea)
Fejiri Okenabirhie (Doncaster)
Nicky Maynard (Mansfield)

[Mikey_Jones]

IN Alfie May (Cheltenham)
OUT Kwame Thomas (Wrexham)

Ivan Toney (Brentford)
Raheem Sterling (Man City)
Karlan Grant (Huddersfield)
Macaulay Bonne (Charlton)
Adam Rooney (Solihull)
Stephen Humphreys (Southend)
Kieffer Moore (Cardiff)
Alfie May (Cheltenham)

[Peter Griffin]

Poor old Kwame.

[The Rosk]

Can’t believe Alfie Come What May hadn’t been drafted.

[RFF Champ]

OUT Saikou Janneh (Newport)
IN Joe Garner (Wigan)

Teemu Pukki (Norwich)
Matty Taylor (Oxford)
Paul McCallum (Dagenham)
Rhys Murphy (Yeovil)
Tom Eaves (Hull)

Joe Garner (Wigan)
Ruel Sotiriou (Leyton Orient)
Glenn Murray (Brighton)

[Peter Griffin]

I'm going to keep the same squad all season, what could go wrong.

[The Beer Monster]

Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang
Lawrence Shankland (Dundee United)
Danny Ings (Southampton)
Tom Pope (Port Vale)
Callum Wilson (Newcastle United)

Kyle Wootton (Notts County)
James Rodríguez (Everton)
Aleksandar Mitrović (Fulham)


Patrick Bamford (Leeds) OUT
Callum Wilson (Newcastle United) IN

[Peter Griffin]

Nobody took Wilson? Well fuck.

OH well DVDB for the win.

[Chris Scott]

Sadio Mane (Liverpool)
Luis Suarez (Watford)
Lyle Taylor (Nottingham Forest)
Kayden Jackson (Ipswich)
Roberto Firminho (Liverpool)

James Rodríguez (Everton)
Richarlison (Everton)
Rhian Brewster (Liverpool)

Bez Lubala (Crawley) OUT
James Rodríguez (Everton) IN

[The Rosk]

Sadio Mane (Liverpool)
Luis Suarez (Watford)
Lyle Taylor (Nottingham Forest)
Kayden Jackson (Ipswich)
Roberto Firminho (Liverpool)

James Rodríguez (Everton)
Richarlison (Everton)
Rhian Brewster (Liverpool)

Bez Lubala (Crawley) OUT
James Rodríguez (Everton) IN

He has already been taken, Chris. This is void. You twat.

[The Rosk]

This year's sponsors of the new, exciting addition to RFF are Just Juice - available at all good stockists. Other juices are available.

Just Juice have noted the success of the "Coca-Cola Kid" Colin Kazim-Richards when Coca Cola sponsored his purchase by Brighton & Hove Albion for the princely sum of £250,000, when chosen by a fan who won the competition.

There will be a competition this Friday evening (UK time) which you will all be invited to take part in.

Just Juice player will be Josh King (Bournemouth) and he is, as of now, unavailable to be transferred into your squads. With rumours of a transfer to Aston Villa or Tottenham, this reliable striker will be a welcome addition for any squad - particularly as he will go into any squad as a 9th player. Josh will be unavailable to be transferred out or traded, and will remain in your squad as a 9th "pick" for the rest of your season, to be used whenever you wish in your starting five, or in the cups when all players play.

A wonderful bonus, and one that surely every manager would be interested in having ahead of a testing season.



The Just Juice Kid Josh King says: "I'm delighted to be sponsored by Just Juice, who do bloody great juice. I can't wait to see which club picks me up. Buy Just Juice. See you Friday."

[Chris Scott]

He has already been taken, Chris. This is void. You twat.

Ah fuck.

Quick hit me up with a spare player please

[son_of_foley]

Josh King?

[Chris Scott]

Lol

[Peter Griffin]

Chris Martin

[RFF Champ]

OUT Glenn Murray (Watford)
IN Danny Johnson (Leyton Orient)

Teemu Pukki (Norwich)
Matty Taylor (Oxford)
Paul McCallum (Dagenham)
Rhys Murphy (Yeovil)
Tom Eaves (Hull)

Joe Garner (Wigan)
Ruel Sotiriou (Leyton Orient)
Danny Johnson (Leyton Orient)

[RFF Champ]

@The Rosk will unlimited transfers end @ 19:44 Friday or 14:59 Saturday?

[The Rosk]

@The Rosk will unlimited transfers end @ 19:44 Friday or 14:59 Saturday?

Unlimited transfers will end at 19:44 on Friday (before the Watford vs Middlesbrough game starts)

[Peter Griffin]

Tyler Walker (Coventry)
Donny van de Beek (Man Utd)
Britt Assombalonga (Middlesbrough)
Olly Watkins (Villa)
Ched Evans (Fleetwood)

Timo Werner (Chelsea)
Fejiri Okenabirhie (Doncaster)
Nicky Maynard (Mansfield)

[Andy]

Inter Milandy

Kemar Roofe (Rangers)
Odsonne Edouard (Celtic)
Anthony Martial (Man United)
Mason Greenwood (Man United)
Alfredo Morelos (Rangers)

Andy Ryan (Stirling)
Liam Boyce (Hearts)
Simon Murray (Queens Park)

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So I guess Man United aren't playing this week. Fucked it.

[son_of_foley]

Harry Kane (Spurs)
Albian Ajeti (Celtic)
Scott Quigley (barrow)
Connor Hall (Woking)
Kabongo Tshimanga (Boreham wood)

Aidan Keena (falkirk)
Marcus Rashford (Man United)
Gabriel Jesus (Man City)

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Just the 4 players not playing then..IDIOT

[RFF Champ]

Teemu Pukki (Norwich)
Matty Taylor (Oxford)
Joe Garner (Wigan)
Ruel Sotiriou (Leyton Orient)
Danny Johnson (Leyton Orient)

Paul McCallum (Dagenham)
Rhys Murphy (Yeovil)
Tom Eaves (Hull)

[Peter Griffin]

Out: Donny van de Beek (Man Utd)
In: Michy Batshuayi (Crystal Palace)

Tyler Walker (Coventry)
Timo Werner (Chelsea)
Fejiri Okenabirhie (Doncaster)
Nicky Maynard (Mansfield)
Michy Batshuayi (Crystal Palace)

Ollie Watkins (Villa)
Ched Evans (Fleetwood)
Britt Assombalonga (Middlesbrough)

[son_of_foley]

Out: Aian Keena (Falkirk)
In: Sam Winnall (Oxford United)

Harry Kane (Spurs)
Albian Ajeti (Celtic)
Scott Quigley (barrow)
Connor Hall (Woking)
Kabongo Tshimanga (Boreham wood)

Sam Winnall (Oxford United)
Marcus Rashford (Man United)
Gabriel Jesus (Man City)

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THATS THE LEAGUE LADS

[Beefy]

That's a great pickup.

[The Rosk]

@Alex will be crushed.

[The Rosk]

Just to be clear - club friendlies don't count.

[RFF Champ]

@Alex will be crushed.

Yeah.

[The Beer Monster]

Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang
Lawrence Shankland (Dundee United)
Danny Ings (Southampton)
Tom Pope (Port Vale)
Callum Wilson (Newcastle United)

Kyle Wootton (Notts County)
James Rodríguez (Everton)
Aleksandar Mitrović (Fulham)

[Simon]

Cauley Woodrow (Barnsley)
Son Heung-Min (Tottenham)
Raul Jimenez (Wolves)
Jamie Vardy (Leicester)
James Vaughan (Tranmere)

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Troy Parrott (Millwall)
Jake Hyde (Halifax)
Bruno Fernandes (Manchester United)
Josh King (Bournemouth)

[Ringo]

Eoin Doyle (Bolton Wanderers)
Mohamed Eisa (Peterborough United)
John Marquis (Portsmouth)
Adam Armstrong (Blackburn Rovers)
Christian Doidge (Hibernian)

Bob McHugh (Queen's Park)
Morgan Ferrier (Tranmere Rovers)
Will Grigg (Sunderland)

[Chris Scott]

Fucks sake no sign of Suarez

[The Rosk]

Simon has won the Just Juice Kid Josh King. He can now have him as a 9th player and use him whenever he wishes.

[Mikey_Jones]

Ivan Toney (Brentford)
Alfie May (Cheltenham)
Karlan Grant (Huddersfield)
Macaulay Bonne (Charlton)
Stephen Humphreys (Rochdale)

Kieffer Moore (Cardiff)
Raheem Sterling (Man City)
Adam Rooney (Solihull)

[son_of_foley]

Harry Kane (Spurs)
Albian Ajeti (Celtic)
Scott Quigley (barrow)
Connor Hall (Woking)
Sam Winnall (Oxford United)

Kabongo Tshimanga (Boreham wood)
Marcus Rashford (Man United)
Gabriel Jesus (Man City)

[BBF]

Good luck today sof. Only 3 players for me

1) Mo Salah (Liverpool)
2) Jonson Clarke-Harris (Peterboro)
3) David Goodwillie (Clyde)
4) James Norwood (Ipswich)
5) Ian Henderson (Salford)

6) Andre Gray (Watford)
7) Declan McManus (Dunfermline)
8) Blair Henderson (Edinburgh City)

[Chris Scott]

Sadio Mane (Liverpool)
Luis Suarez (Watford)
Lyle Taylor (Nottingham Forest)
Kayden Jackson (Ipswich)
Roberto Firminho (Liverpool)

Bez Lubala (Blackpool)
Richarlison (Everton)
Rhian Brewster (Liverpool)

[RFF Champ]

OUT Ruel Sotiriou (Leyton Orient)
IN Elijah Adebayo (Walsall)

Teemu Pukki (Norwich)
Matty Taylor (Oxford)
Joe Garner (Wigan)
Elijah Adebayo (Walsall)
Danny Johnson (Leyton Orient)

Paul McCallum (Dagenham)
Rhys Murphy (Yeovil)
Tom Eaves (Hull)

[Beefy]

4) Jordan Hugill (Norwich City)
5) Nahki Wells (Bristol City)
6) Paddy Madden (Fleetwood Town)
7) Jamie Reid (Mansfield Town)
8) Charlie Kelman (Southend United)

1) Sergio Aguero (Manchester City)
2) Mitch Megginson (Cove Rangers)
3) Leo Messi (Unattached)

[Gary J]

Kevin Nisbet (Hibernian)
Lewis Grabban (Nottingham Forest)
Jerry Yates (Blackpool)
Dominic Solanke (Bournemouth)
Cedric Itten (Rangers)

Ryan Hardie (Plymouth)
Elisha Sam (Notts County)
Antoine Semenyo (Bristol City)

[Beefy]

Out: Leo Messi (Unattached)
In: Lucas João (Reading)

3) Lucas João (Reading)
5) Nahki Wells (Bristol City)
6) Paddy Madden (Fleetwood Town)
7) Jamie Reid (Mansfield Town)
8) Charlie Kelman (Southend United)

1) Sergio Aguero (Manchester City)
2) Mitch Megginson (Cove Rangers)
4) Jordan Hugill (Norwich City)

[son_of_foley]

Good luck today sof. Only 3 players for me

1) Mo Salah (Liverpool)
2) Jonson Clarke-Harris (Peterboro)
3) David Goodwillie (Clyde)
4) James Norwood (Ipswich)
5) Ian Henderson (Salford)

6) Andre Gray (Watford)
7) Declan McManus (Dunfermline)
8) Blair Henderson (Edinburgh City)

Cheers! Good luck i think you'll have me this week tbh

[Mikey_Jones]

Ivan Toney (Brentford)
Alfie May (Cheltenham)
Karlan Grant (Huddersfield)
Macaulay Bonne (Charlton)
Kieffer Moore (Cardiff)

Raheem Sterling (Man City)
Adam Rooney (Solihull)
Stephen Humphreys (Rochdale)

[Chris Scott]

Where can I see the fixtures please?

[RFF Champ]

.

[Peter Griffin]

[Beefy]

OUT Tom Eaves (Hull)
IN Lucas Joao (Reading)

Teemu Pukki (Norwich)
Matty Taylor (Oxford)
Joe Garner (Wigan)
Elijah Adebayo (Walsall)
Danny Johnson (Leyton Orient)

Paul McCallum (Dagenham)
Rhys Murphy (Yeovil)
Lucas Joao (Reading)

I've got him

[Andy]

Inter Milandy

Kemar Roofe (Rangers)
Odsonne Edouard (Celtic)
Anthony Martial (Man United)
Mason Greenwood (Man United)
Alfredo Morelos (Rangers)

Andy Ryan (Stirling)
Liam Boyce (Hearts)
Simon Murray (Queens Park)

[The Rosk]

Week One Results:

Gary J 1-0 Peter Griffin
Nisbet (Werner to play)

Mikey Jones 1-2 Beefy
May Joao, Madden

Andy 2-2 Alex
Edouard, Roofe Adebayo, Johnson

SOF 1-4 BBF
Ajeti Salah 3, Henderson

Chris Scott 0-1 Ringo
Armstrong

Simon 3-2 The Beer Monster
Vardy 2, Jimenez Aubameyang, Wilson

[The Beer Monster]

Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang
Lawrence Shankland (Dundee United)
Danny Ings (Southampton)
Callum Wilson (Newcastle United)
James Rodríguez (Everton)

Kyle Wootton (Notts County)
Aleksandar Mitrović (Fulham)
Gareth Bale (Unattached)

Tom Pope (Port Vale) OUT
Gareth Bale (Unattached) IN

[RFF Champ]

OUT Joe Garner (Wigan)
IN Salim Kouider-Aisser (Partick Thistle)

Teemu Pukki (Norwich)
Matty Taylor (Oxford)
Salim Kouider-Aisser (Partick Thistle)
Elijah Adebayo (Walsall)
Danny Johnson (Leyton Orient)

Paul McCallum (Dagenham)
Rhys Murphy (Yeovil)
Tom Eaves (Hull)

[son_of_foley]

It's weird everytime i see a player being signed who I have no idea who they are, I am always impressed. like FUCK ALEX IS PUTTING IN WORK BRUH

This guy seems like the archetypal RFF punt. Banged them in at amateur level may go off at this level or just get pissed and never play. I SALUTE IT

[The Rosk]

Fixtures for this weekend are as follows:

Week 2/13/24

Beefy vs Gary J
Alex vs Peter Griffin
BBF vs Mikey Jones
Ringo vs Andy
The Beer Monster vs SOF
Simon vs Chris Scott

Rosk's Rambling Roundup of the Week One results will be up this evening.

[The Rosk]

Rosk's Rambling Roundup (Week One)

Whilst we of course have no real insight into how the table will end up by judging one game (and of course with so many divisions yet to start), there were some surprise results in the first game of the season. Not Gary J winning 1-0 of course, as this happens 62% of the time.

@Beefy showed his experience by bringing in a player close to kickoff who went on to score the winning goal against @Mikey_Jones. Pre-season favourites @Andy and @Alex will be disappointed to have only got a draw, yet to score a couple of goals with so many not playing is certainly promising for the season. @Ringo scraped a win on his debut performance, beating the lacklustre @Chris Scott who has called me 18 times since Monday asking if there is some way I can swap Mane for Salah. @son_of_foley has plenty in the tank but got humiliated this week by @BBF who was fortunate to be handed a bunch of penalties by Salah – however a 4-1 win is an utterly devastating loss to take after such a promising draft.

But the game of the weekend had to be @Simon vs @The Beer Monster. 2-0 up through his beloved captain Auba, and a debut goal from Callum Wilson, TBM looked to have it in the bag. But a devastating Sunday and Monday – literally the worst time to concede goals ever – with a brace from Vardy and a winner from Jimenez put Simon in front, giving him a perfect start to the season.

And so, for the first interview of the season we go to the man himself:



Interview with Simon O’Brien

Reporter: “How did you feel the draft went for you?”

Simon: “I'd go with 'satisfied'. I've downgraded that from 'delighted' after some derisive comments about me picking Bruno Fernandes”

Reporter: “When Raul Jimenez slotted home the winner against The Beer Monster on Monday, what was your first instinct?”

Simon: “I was always confident. 2-0 is famously a dangerous scoreline, and that counts double when it comes to a team as mentally fragile as TBM's. I was a little disappointed it took as long as it did, but there was never any doubt in my mind that the boys would turn it around.”

Reporter: “Who would you like to win the RFF Championship (if not you)?”

Simon: “Without a shadow of a doubt BBF. Imagine the fallout. The endless inquests into all his results. The rage from those who think he shouldn't be allowed in the league at all. The inevitability that he will have the trophy insured for a huge figure, then find his house burgled the next day.”

Reporter: “Are you concerned about the naysayers thinking you don't have the legs to last a full season?”

Simon: “To those people I say you're probably right, but you can still go fuck yourselves”

Reporter: “Thanks, Simon.”

You can now get odds of 3/1 on Simon to win the League at BetFrosk.

[Chris Scott]

Haha brilliant mate

[Chris Scott]

Sadio Mane (Liverpool)
Patrick Bamford (Leeds United)
Lyle Taylor (Nottingham Forest)
Kayden Jackson (Ipswich)
Roberto Firminho (Liverpool)

Bez Lubala (Blackpool)
Richarlison (Everton)
Rhian Brewster (Liverpool)

Luis Suarez (Watford) OUT
Patrick Bamford (Leeds United) IN

[Chris Scott]

Sadio Mane (Liverpool)
Patrick Bamford (Leeds United)
Lyle Taylor (Nottingham Forest)
Kayden Jackson (Ipswich)
Lyndon Dykes (QPR)

Roberto Firminho (Liverpool)
Bez Lubala (Blackpool)
Rhian Brewster (Liverpool)

Richarlison (Everton) OUT
Lyndon Dykes (QPR) IN

[BBF]

Out - Declan McManus (Dunfermline)
In - Shaq Coulthirst (Boreham Wood)

1) Mo Salah (Liverpool)
2) Jonson Clarke-Harris (Peterboro)
3) David Goodwillie (Clyde)
4) James Norwood (Ipswich)
5) Ian Henderson (Salford)

6) Andre Gray (Watford)
8) Blair Henderson (Edinburgh City)
9) Shaq Coulthirst (Boreham Wood)

[Chris Scott]

Sadio Mane (Liverpool)
Patrick Bamford (Leeds United)
Lyle Taylor (Nottingham Forest)
Kayden Jackson (Ipswich)
Lyndon Dykes (QPR)

Roberto Firminho (Liverpool)
Bez Lubala (Blackpool)
Scott Hogan (Birmingham City)

Rhian Brewster (Liverpool) OUT
Scott Hogan (Birmingham City) IN

[son_of_foley]

Harry Kane (Spurs)
Albian Ajeti (Celtic)
Scott Quigley (barrow)
Marcus Rashford (Man United)
Gabriel Jesus (Man City)

Connor Hall (Woking)
Sam Winnall (Oxford United)
Kabongo Tshimanga (Boreham wood)

[Simon]

Frogs eat mouses

[RFF Champ]

OUT Tom Eaves (Hull City)
In Ross McCormack (Aldershot)

Teemu Pukki (Norwich)
Matty Taylor (Oxford)
Salim Kouider-Aisser (Partick Thistle)
Elijah Adebayo (Walsall)
Danny Johnson (Leyton Orient)

Paul McCallum (Dagenham)
Rhys Murphy (Yeovil)
Ross McCormack (Aldershot)

[RFF Champ]

100 goals this season easy

[The Rosk]

OUT Tom Eaves (Hull City)
In Ross McCormack (Aldershot)

Teemu Pukki (Norwich)
Matty Taylor (Oxford)
Salim Kouider-Aisser (Partick Thistle)
Elijah Adebayo (Walsall)
Danny Johnson (Leyton Orient)

Paul McCallum (Dagenham)
Rhys Murphy (Yeovil)
Ross McCormack (Aldershot)

[BBF]

You ok Al?

[Ringo]

OUT Morgan Ferrier (Tranmere Rovers)
IN John Rooney (Stockport County)

Eoin Doyle (Bolton Wanderers)
Mohamed Eisa (Peterborough United)
John Marquis (Portsmouth)
Adam Armstrong (Blackburn Rovers)
Will Grigg (Sunderland)

Bob McHugh (Queen's Park)
John Rooney (Stockport County)
Christian Doidge (Hibernian)

[Peter Griffin]

Timo Werner (Chelsea)
Ollie Watkins (Villa)
Tyler Walker (Coventry)
Nicky Maynard (Mansfield)
Ched Evans (Fleetwood)

Michy Batshuayi (Crystal Palace)
Fejiri Okenabirhie (Doncaster)
Britt Assombalonga (Middlesbrough)

[Chris Scott]

Sadio Mane (Liverpool)
Patrick Bamford (Leeds United)
Lyle Taylor (Nottingham Forest)
Kayden Jackson (Ipswich)
Lyndon Dykes (QPR)

Roberto Firminho (Liverpool)
Diogo Jota (Liverpool)
Scott Hogan (Birmingham City)

Bez Lubala (Blackpool) OUT
Diogo Jota (Liverpool) IN

[Simon]

Bruno Fernandes (Manchester United)
Son Heung-Min (Tottenham)
Raul Jimenez (Wolves)
Jamie Vardy (Leicester)
James Vaughan (Tranmere)

----‐--------------------------------

Troy Parrott (Millwall)
Jake Hyde (Halifax)
Josh King (Bournemouth)
Cauley Woodrow (Barnsley)

[BBF]

Out - Andre Gray (Watford)
In - Alexandre Lacazette (Arsenal)

1) Mo Salah (Liverpool)
2) Jonson Clarke-Harris (Peterboro)
4) James Norwood (Ipswich)
5) Ian Henderson (Salford)
10) Alexandre Lacazette (Arsenal)

3) David Goodwillie (Clyde)
8) Blair Henderson (Edinburgh City)
9) Shaq Coulthirst (Boreham Wood)

[Gary J]

Kevin Nisbet (Hibernian)
Lewis Grabban (Nottingham Forest)
Jerry Yates (Blackpool)
Dominic Solanke (Bournemouth)
Ryan Hardie (Plymouth)

Cedric Itten (Rangers)
Elisha Sam (Notts County)
Antoine Semenyo (Bristol City)

[Chris Scott]

Sadio Mane (Liverpool)
Patrick Bamford (Leeds United)
Kayden Jackson (Ipswich)
Lyndon Dykes (QPR)
Scott Hogan (Birmingham City)

Roberto Firminho (Liverpool)
Diogo Jota (Liverpool)
Dominic Calvert-Lewin (Everton)

Lyle Taylor (Nottingham Forest) OUT
Dominic Calvert-Lewin (Everton) In

[Beefy]

Out: Jamie Reid (Mansfield Town)
In: Ryan Loft (Scunthorpe United)

3) Lucas João (Reading)
5) Nahki Wells (Bristol City)
6) Paddy Madden (Fleetwood Town)
8) Charlie Kelman (Southend United)
9) Ryan Loft (Scunthorpe United)

1) Sergio Aguero (Manchester City)
2) Mitch Megginson (Cove Rangers)
4) Jordan Hugill (Norwich City)

[Chris Scott]

Sadio Mane (Liverpool)
Patrick Bamford (Leeds United)
Lyndon Dykes (QPR)
Scott Hogan (Birmingham City)
Roberto Firminho (Liverpool)

Diogo Jota (Liverpool)
Dominic Calvert-Lewin (Everton)
Kayden Jackson (Ipswich)

[Chris Scott]

Did I make the team in time @The Rosk with getting Firmino in for Jackson?

[Chris Scott]

Sadio Mane (Liverpool)
Patrick Bamford (Leeds United)
Lyndon Dykes (QPR)
Scott Hogan (Birmingham City)
Roberto Firmino (Liverpool)

Diogo Jota (Liverpool)
Dominic Calvert-Lewin (Everton)
Wilfried Zaha (Crystal Palace)

Kayden Jackson (Ipswich) OUT
Wilfried Zaha (Crystal Palace) IN

[The Beer Monster]

Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang (Arsenal)
Lawrence Shankland (Dundee United)
Danny Ings (Southampton)
Callum Wilson (Newcastle United)
James Rodríguez (Everton)

Aleksandar Mitrović (Fulham)
Gareth Bale (Tottenham Hotspur)
Tyreece John-Jules (Doncaster Rovers)

Kyle Wootton (Notts County) OUT
Tyreece John-Jules (Doncaster Rovers) IN

[Peter Griffin]

Timo Werner (Chelsea)
Ollie Watkins (Villa)
Tyler Walker (Coventry)
Nicky Maynard (Mansfield)
Ched Evans (Fleetwood)

Kenneth Zohore (West Brom)
Britt Assombalonga (Middlesbrough)
Lyle Taylor (Forest)

OUT: Fejiri Okenabirhie (Doncaster)
Michy Batshuayi (Crystal Palace)

IN: Lyle Taylor (Forest)
Kenneth Zohore (West Brom)

[Peter Griffin]

Timo Werner (Chelsea)
Ollie Watkins (Villa)
Tyler Walker (Coventry)
Rhian Brewster (Liverpool)
Ched Evans (Fleetwood)

Kenneth Zohore (West Brom)
Britt Assombalonga (Middlesbrough)
Lyle Taylor (Forest)

OUT: Nicky Maynard (Mansfield)

IN: Rhian Brewster (Liverpool)

[Ringo]

OUT Will Grigg (Sunderland)
IN Luis Suarez (Watford)

Eoin Doyle (Bolton Wanderers)
Mohamed Eisa (Peterborough United)
John Marquis (Portsmouth)
Adam Armstrong (Blackburn Rovers)
Christian Doidge (Hibernian)

Bob McHugh (Queen's Park)
John Rooney (Stockport County)
Luis Suarez (Watford)

[The Rosk]

Rosk's Rambling Roundup (Week Two)

The second gameweek draws to a close as a few teams start the season with gusto. Surely inspired by his charismatic interviewer last week, @Simon bested @Chris Scott in a game for the ages, getting yet another Monday night winner through Jimenez in a 5-4 victory, despite Chris’s new signing getting on the scoresheet on their debuts. The moniker “Monday Night Raul” has now firmly been adopted. Could this be the season where Simon reaches the brass ring?

@BBF has had an ideal start, with two players now getting hat-tricks in separate weeks. Ian Henderson is a man that will live long in people’s memory, but certainly in BBF’s after his 3-goal salvo was the difference between him and the again-late-to-post-his-team @Mikey_Jones. The “Crazy Bale” of the RFF managerial world seems to prioritise “Maths. Crazy Golf. RFF. In That Order.”, but we all know his history and he has the ability to turn this around in one week.

@Alex put in a mature performance beating out the unlucky @Peter Griffin 2-0. Peter drafted well but his boys aren’t working for him at the moment. Plenty of time to go though, as Alex no doubt will attest as he waits for his National League boys to start ASAP. @Beefy and @Gary J played out a pretty dour 1-1 draw, the most notable part of which was when Gary J stood looking at the screen in pure shock for 5 hours after Nahki Wells equalised for Beefy, obliterating his dream of winning every game 1-0.

Another phenomenal game took place with plenty of goals between @The Beer Monster and @son_of_foley – three different scorers for both sides, but with Harry Kane deciding to become a puppetmaster than an actual goalscorer, the tide turned in favour of TBM who put right his unfortunate loss last week to get the three points. The return of Shanks is a big plus for the man who was previously joint last favourite to win the League at 3/1. SOF can consider himself unlucky for the first two games with scoring 4 goals with no points over two games.

And finally we saw another win for the new boy @Ringo, who beat pre-season 3/1 favourite @Andy (who is counting down the days until Scotland wakes up) with a hat trick from Adam Armstrong, who is looking to be an incredibly shrewd pickup in the draft. We head to an interview now with the man himself, who posed for the following picture after being asked how many wins he’s picked up:



Interview with Ringo

Interviewer: How has your reintroduction to RFF life been?

Ringo: It’s been fine. I didn’t really know what I was doing for the draft but I realised that most of the obvious first round picks were likely to be snapped up by the time my turn came around so I decided to look to the lower leagues for value. I’m happy with the acquisitions.

Interviewer: Adam Armstrong has scored 100% of your goals, putting you joint top of the table. Is there anything you'd like to say to Adam, right now, if he is listening?

Ringo: Not a lot really. Adam’s had a great start to the season and he’s brimming with confidence. He doesn’t need any more encouragement from me.

Interviewer: You face Peter Griffin next week. Any thoughts on how you are going to tackle this upcoming gameweek?

Ringo: Just keep doing what we’re doing. I’m backing the misfiring players. I want to give them time to hit their stride before making any rash decisions. So for the moment, nothing changes. I admire Peter Griffin’s no nonsense managerial approach. He doesn’t run his mouth in the media, let’s his team do the talking on the pitch. It’s refreshing. We’re looking forward to the weekend.

Interviewer: Who do you think is the early favourite for the title?

Ringo: Has to be BBF really, doesn’t it? He’s in great form. Two wins out of two. Eight goals scored. They’re clearly the team to beat. We’re releshing the chance to face them later on this season.

Interviewer: Who do you want to finish bottom, and why?

Ringo: I’m new to RFF and I don’t think it’s really my place to start calling for the downfalls of more experienced managers. No comment.

Interviewer: Ohhhh, you’ve got a lot to learn, son. Nice guys finish last. You need to learn to HATE the other managers. If you want to get far in this game, you can’t have respect for people. You can’t fanny around like Beefy does with his trophyless cabinet. You’ve got to be an arsehole like Alex. You’ve got to be devastating at finding the right pickups like Torn/Mikey Jones. You’ve got to fight like Andy. You’ve got to wish injuries on opposition strikers. You’ve got to want people to get hurt, cry and lose to you. RFF is everything. Don’t start out like this or you’ll soon find yourself on the end of a few pastings, son. Hello? Hello? Ringo? Are you there? Hello?

<interview terminated>

[Simon]

[Peter Griffin]

I drafted well but got rid of half already

I might put Ibe in for lols.

[Chris Scott]

Good stuff @The Rosk

[The Beer Monster]

Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang (Arsenal)
Lawrence Shankland (Dundee United)
Danny Ings (Southampton)
Tyreece John-Jules (Doncaster Rovers)
Aleksandar Mitrović (Fulham)

Callum Wilson (Newcastle United)
James Rodríguez (Everton)
Gareth Bale (Tottenham Hotspur)

[Peter Griffin]

Timo Werner (Chelsea)
Ollie Watkins (Villa)
Tyler Walker (Coventry)
Britt Assombalonga (Middlesbrough)
Ched Evans (Fleetwood)

Kenneth Zohore (West Brom)
Rhian Brewster (Liverpool)
Lyle Taylor (Forest)

[Ringo]

Eoin Doyle (Bolton Wanderers)
Mohamed Eisa (Peterborough United)
John Marquis (Portsmouth)
Adam Armstrong (Blackburn Rovers)
Christian Doidge (Hibernian)

Bob McHugh (Queen's Park)
John Rooney (Stockport County)
Luis Suarez (Watford)

[Gary J]

Kevin Nisbet (Hibernian)
Jerry Yates (Blackpool)
Dominic Solanke (Bournemouth)
Ryan Hardie (Plymouth)
Cedric Itten (Rangers)

Elisha Sam (Notts County)
Antoine Semenyo (Bristol City)
Lewis Grabban (Nottingham Forest)

[Peter Griffin]

Timo Werner (Chelsea)
Ollie Watkins (Villa)
Tyler Walker (Coventry)
Lyle Taylor (Forest)
Britt Assombalonga (Middlesbrough)

Ched Evans (Fleetwood)
Kenneth Zohore (West Brom)
Rhian Brewster (Liverpool)