That’s past the deadline for Forest Peter so that won’t count
That’s past the deadline for Forest Peter so that won’t count
Gutted, Will go with this then.Originally Posted by Peter Griffin
Sadio Mane (Liverpool)
Patrick Bamford (Leeds United)
Lyndon Dykes (QPR)
Dominic Calvert-Lewin (Everton)
Wilfried Zaha (Crystal Palace)
Scott Hogan (Birmingham City)
Roberto Firmino (Liverpool)
Diogo Jota (Liverpool)
Harry Kane (Spurs)
Albian Ajeti (Celtic)
Scott Quigley (barrow)
Marcus Rashford (Man United)
Gabriel Jesus (Man City)
Connor Hall (Woking)
Sam Winnall (Oxford United)
Kabongo Tshimanga (Boreham wood)
Same team for me unless winnall is getting a game
To Alex: Nahki Wells (Bristol City)
To me: Paul McCallum (Dagenham & Redbridge)
3) Lucas Joćo (Reading)
4) Jordan Hugill (Norwich City)
6) Paddy Madden (Fleetwood Town)
8) Charlie Kelman (Southend United)
9) Ryan Loft (Scunthorpe United)
1) Sergio Aguero (Manchester City)
2) Mitch Megginson (Cove Rangers)
10) Paul McCallum (Dagenham & Redbridge)
Confirmed
Teemu Pukki (Norwich)
Matty Taylor (Oxford)
Salim Kouider-Aisser (Partick Thistle)
Elijah Adebayo (Walsall)
Danny Johnson (Leyton Orient)
Nakhi Wells (Bristol City)
Rhys Murphy (Yeovil)
Ross McCormack (Aldershot)
Bruno Fernandes (Manchester United)
Cauley Woodrow (Barnsley)
Son Heung-Min (Tottenham)
Raul Jimenez (Wolves)
James Vaughan (Tranmere)
----‐--------------------------------
Troy Parrott (Millwall)
Jake Hyde (Halifax)
Josh King (Bournemouth)
Jamie Vardy (Leicester)
OUT Elijah Adebayo (Walsall)
IN Marc Cullen (Port Vale)
Teemu Pukki (Norwich)
Matty Taylor (Oxford)
Marc Cullen (Port Vale)
Danny Johnson (Leyton Orient)
Nakhi Wells (Bristol City)
Salim Kouider-Aisser (Partick Thistle)
Rhys Murphy (Yeovil)
Ross McCormack (Aldershot)
Out - Shaq Coulthirst (Boreham Wood)
In - Paul Mullin (Cambridge)
1) Mo Salah (Liverpool)
2) Jonson Clarke-Harris (Peterboro)
5) Ian Henderson (Salford)
10) Alexandre Lacazette (Arsenal)
11) Paul Mullin (Cambridge)
3) David Goodwillie (Clyde)
4) James Norwood (Ipswich)
8) Blair Henderson (Edinburgh City)
Karlan Grant (Huddersfield)
Ivan Toney (Brentford)
Raheem Sterling (Man City)
Macaulay Bonne (Charlton)
Kieffer Moore (Cardiff)
Adam Rooney (Solihull)
Alfie May (Cheltenham)
Stephen Humphreys (Rochdale)
Out: Paddy Madden (Fleetwood Town)
In: Joe Garner (Wigan Athletic)
3) Lucas Joćo (Reading)
4) Jordan Hugill (Norwich City)
8) Charlie Kelman (Southend United)
9) Ryan Loft (Scunthorpe United)
11) Joe Garner (Wigan Athletic)
1) Sergio Aguero (Manchester City)
2) Mitch Megginson (Cove Rangers)
10) Paul McCallum (Dagenham & Redbridge)
ignore
Last edited by Beefy; September 26th, 2020 at 10:17 AM.
OUT - Ryan Hardie (Plymouth) Cedric Itten (Rangers)
IN - Cole Stockton (Morecambe) Joe Ironside (Cambridge)
Kevin Nisbet (Hibernian)
Jerry Yates (Blackpool)
Dominic Solanke (Bournemouth)
Cole Stockton (Morecambe)
Joe Ironside (Cambridge)
Elisha Sam (Notts County)
Antoine Semenyo (Bristol City)
Lewis Grabban (Nottingham Forest)
Stockton is bound to score.
Last edited by Beefy; September 26th, 2020 at 10:17 AM.
This has gone under the radar. Monster trade here.
Out: Jordan Hugill (Norwich City)
In: Chris Wood (Burnley)
3) Lucas Joćo (Reading)
8) Charlie Kelman (Southend United)
9) Ryan Loft (Scunthorpe United)
11) Joe Garner (Wigan Athletic)
14) Chris Wood (Burnley)
1) Sergio Aguero (Manchester City)
2) Mitch Megginson (Cove Rangers)
10) Paul McCallum (Dagenham & Redbridge)
Out: Charlie Kelman (Southend United) & Ryan Loft (Scunthorpe United)
In: Dominic Samuel (Gillingham) & Tristan Abrahams (Newport County)
3) Lucas Joćo (Reading)
11) Joe Garner (Wigan Athletic)
12) Dominic Samuel (Gillingham)
14) Chris Wood (Burnley)
15) Tristan Abrahams (Newport County)
1) Sergio Aguero (Manchester City)
2) Mitch Megginson (Cove Rangers)
10) Paul McCallum (Dagenham & Redbridge)
***RFF OFFICIAL HONOURS BOARD***
LEAGUE:
04/05
Winner - Matt E
Runner-Up - Friday
05/06
Winner - da_man
Runner-Up - Matt E
06/07
Winner - da_man
Runner-Up - Melv
07/08
Winner - Dave
Runner-Up - UK Blue
08/09
Winner - Matt E
Runner-Up - Christopherson
09/10
Winner - Matt E
Runner-Up - UK Blue
10/11
Winner - Torn
Runner-Up - Bad Collin
11/12
Winner - Torn
Runner-Up - Andy
12/13
Winner - Torn
Runner-Up - Bad Collin
13/14
Winner - Mikey Jones
Runner-Up - Bad Collin
14/15
Winner - Alex
Runner-Up - Jay
15/16
Winner - The Rosk
Runner-up - Andy
16/17
Winner - Andy
Runner-up - Hurley
17/18
Winner - UK Blue
Runner-up - MMH
18/19
Winner - Rolex
Runner-up - BBF
19/20
Null and void (Covid-19)
RFA CUP:
04/05
Winner - Friday
Runner-Up - JIJ
05/06
Winner - The Rosk
Runner-Up - Melv
06/07
Winner - Dave
Runner-Up - MTR
07/08
Winner - Christopherson
Runner-Up - SheltonLondon
08/09
Winner - Beefy
Runner-Up - UK Blue
09/10
Winner - Matt E
Runner-Up - Friday
10/11
Winner - Torn
Runner-Up - Andy
11/12
Winner - Jay
Runner-Up - Mikey Jones
12/13
Winner - Andy
Runner Up - Hurley
13/14
Winner - Jay
Runner Up - Grimario
14/15
Winner - Alex
Runner Up - Jay
15/16 -
Winner - Hurley
Runner-up - son_of_foley
16/17
Winner - Torn
Runner-up - Reech
17/18
Winner - SOF
Runner-up - BBF
18/19
Winner - Torn
Runner-up - MMH
19/20
Null and void (Covid-19)
Champions League:
16/17
Winner - Chris Scott
Runner-up - Monaco
RPL trophy
17/18
Winner - Beefy
Runner-up - MMH
Hall of Fame:
1. Torn (3 leagues, 3 cups)
2. Matt E (3 leagues, 1 cup)
3. =. Alex (2 leagues, 1 cup)
=. The Rosk (2 leagues, 1 cup)
4. Da_Man (2 leagues)
5. Dave (1 league, 1 cup)
= Andy (1 league, 1 cup)
7. Mikey Jones (1 league)
8. Jay (2 cups)
= Beefy (1.5 cups)
9. Chris Scott (1 Champions League)
Last edited by Alex; September 27th, 2020 at 11:16 AM.
Jim should 100% have that title
RPL Trophy
17/18
Winner - Beefy
Runner-up - MMH
https://forums.rajah.com/showthread....=1#post7959519
Apologies, that's been updated.
- - - Updated - - -
I wish we had the MMH cup tracked.
What the fuck was the RPL Trophy
A trophy that unfortunately you did not win.What the fuck was the RPL Trophy
It was entirely contested in the first half of a season so was completely in my wheelhouse.
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang (Arsenal)
Lawrence Shankland (Dundee United)
Danny Ings (Southampton)
Aleksandar Mitrović (Fulham)
Callum Wilson (Newcastle United)
James Rodrķguez (Everton)
Gareth Bale (Tottenham Hotspur)
Edinson Cavani (unattached)
Tyreece John-Jules (Doncaster Rovers) OUT
Edinson Cavani (unattached) IN
Rosks Rambling Roundup (Week Three)
Three weeks down and a pattern seems to be emerging..
Sneaky @Simon inches over the line with a hotly disputed 100th minute penalty despite leaving a hat-trick on the bench vs a hapless @Andy, for whom the SFL players cannot come quickly enough. @son_of_foley faces another heartbreaking defeat despite scoring two goals, with the maniac @Chris Scott of all people getting the win through a Merseyside-based duo and Patrick fucking Bamford. Fortune has to favour SOF soon.
@Mikey_Jones cant seem to get his best mate Sterling Bonne to score at the minute, this week being humbled by last years Wooden Spoon winner @The Beer Monster who is going from strength to strength now that Shanks is scoring on the regular like the God he is. @Beefy and @BBF played out a dull 1-1 draw, exciting nobody and would have fit in nicely in the "Worst Games Ever!" set that was due to be Danny Baker's next VHS compilation before the model became obsolete.
@Alex continues to get results whilst not playing well the sign of a good team as many say, as he beat the 1-0 champ @Gary J with a two-goal salvo from his favourite player Matty Taylor, seemingly justifying his high pick in the draft. Garys defence must have got COVID this week
Adam Armstrong continues to be the shining light for @Ringo, yet again being his only goalscorer, but nonetheless helping him to his third win in three against a devastated @Peter Griffin, who sits at the bottom of the table. Griffins chairman actually tweeted an apology after the game, much to Peter's chagrin, and we managed to catch up with the manager after the game
Interview with Peter Griffin:
Interviewer: So Peter, your first 3 weeks could have gone better. You havent got a point, or a goal yet, and the fans are starting to get on your back. The red tops have this morning gone with a headline of Gonad Griffin and put your face on a testicle. What do you say to your naysayers?
Peter Griffin: Frankly the players are letting me down, In theory this is the most talented squad I have ever had, I can only do so much, once they take to the pitch its up to them. Also I would like to point out I would have had a goal if I'd have kept Donny, The only reason I got rid is a certain person mocked me for drafting him.
Interviewer: Who would you like to finish bottom?
Peter Griffin: Alex
Interviewer: Have you got your eyes on the transfer market at the moment? Are we expecting any eye-opening transfers to buck the trend?
Peter Griffin: I think at this point tinkering has gotten me nowhere, That said If a certain JS wants to return to the UK I will do all I can to sign him.
Interviewer: Who are you backing to be your star man this season?
Peter Griffin: I mean the easy answer is Werner, But I think Watkins has the potential to be special.
Interviewer: With 30 games to go, what is your goal for this season?
Peter Griffin: To finish second bottom.
Interviewer: Thats the spirit. Aim high Peter. One win and your mood will lift, and the boys will play with freedom. But if you ever so help me God wish ill on Alex again, Ill end you.
OUT Luis Suarez (Watford)
IN Tyreece John-Jules (Doncaster Rovers)
Eoin Doyle (Bolton Wanderers)
Mohamed Eisa (Peterborough United)
John Marquis (Portsmouth)
Adam Armstrong (Blackburn Rovers)
Christian Doidge (Hibernian)
Bob McHugh (Queen's Park)
John Rooney (Stockport County)
Tyreece John-Jules (Doncaster Rovers)
Out - Paul Mullin (Cambridge)
In - Callum Roberts (Notts County)
1) Mo Salah (Liverpool)
2) Jonson Clarke-Harris (Peterboro)
5) Ian Henderson (Salford)
10) Alexandre Lacazette (Arsenal)
12) Callum Roberts (Notts County)
3) David Goodwillie (Clyde)
4) James Norwood (Ipswich)
8) Blair Henderson (Edinburgh City)
Is that Watford Suarez even a player lol? Think he was just made up for me to draft him.
He tested positive for COVID so he wasn't featuring at all but he's off to Spain now apparently.
OUT Christian Doidge (Hibernian)
IN Cedric Itten (Rangers)
Eoin Doyle (Bolton Wanderers)
Mohamed Eisa (Peterborough United)
John Marquis (Portsmouth)
Adam Armstrong (Blackburn Rovers)
Tyreece John-Jules (Doncaster Rovers)
Bob McHugh (Queen's Park)
John Rooney (Stockport County)
Cedric Itten (Rangers)
You son of a bitch
Trade you for McCallum
That's interesting. I was holding off on Roberts pending an update on his injury. Have you seen one?
Trade you DCL & Bobby for Salah?
Couple of weeks max appaz. potentially on the bench this weekend
no thank you
Jamie Vardy (Leicester)
Raul Jimenez (Wolves)
James Vaughan (Tranmere)
Jake Hyde (Halifax)
Bruno Fernandes (Manchester United)
---‐--------------------------------
Troy Parrott (Millwall)
Josh King (Bournemouth)
Son Heung-Min (Tottenham)
Cauley Woodrow (Barnsley)
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang (Arsenal)
Lawrence Shankland (Dundee United)
Danny Ings (Southampton)
Aleksandar Mitrović (Fulham)
James Rodrķguez (Everton)
Callum Wilson (Newcastle United)
Gareth Bale (Tottenham Hotspur)
Edinson Cavani (unattached)
Kemar Roofe (Rangers)
Odsonne Edouard (Celtic)
Anthony Martial (Man United)
Mason Greenwood (Man United)
Alfredo Morelos (Rangers)
Andy Ryan (Stirling)
Liam Boyce (Hearts)
Simon Murray (Queens Park)
Roberto Firmino (Liverpool)
Patrick Bamford (Leeds United)
Lyndon Dykes (QPR)
Dominic Calvert-Lewin (Everton)
Wilfried Zaha (Crystal Palace)
Sadio Mane (Liverpool)
Scott Hogan (Birmingham City)
Diogo Jota (Liverpool)
Harry Kane (Spurs)
Albian Ajeti (Celtic)
Scott Quigley (barrow)
Marcus Rashford (Man United)
Connor Hall (Woking)
Gabriel Jesus (Man City)
Sam Winnall (Oxford United)
Kabongo Tshimanga (Boreham wood)
Timo Werner (Chelsea)
Ollie Watkins (Villa)
Tyler Walker (Coventry) (Played)
Britt Assombalonga (Middlesbrough)
Ched Evans (Fleetwood)
Charlie Austin (West Brom)
Rhian Brewster (Sheff Utd)
Lyle Taylor (Forest)
OUT: Kenneth Zohore (West Brom)
Charlie Austin (West Brom)
Harry Kane (Spurs)
Albian Ajeti (Celtic)
Scott Quigley (barrow)
Marcus Rashford (Man United)
Kabongo Tshimanga (Boreham wood)
Connor Hall (Woking)
Gabriel Jesus (Man City)
Sam Winnall (Oxford United)
May have to make some signings for next week
There is no game next week.
10) Paul McCallum (Dagenham & Redbridge)
11) Joe Garner (Wigan Athletic)
12) Dominic Samuel (Gillingham)
14) Chris Wood (Burnley)
15) Tristan Abrahams (Newport County)
1) Sergio Aguero (Manchester City)
2) Mitch Megginson (Cove Rangers)
3) Lucas Joćo (Reading)
1) Mo Salah (Liverpool)
2) Jonson Clarke-Harris (Peterboro)
5) Ian Henderson (Salford)
10) Alexandre Lacazette (Arsenal)
12) Callum Roberts (Notts County)
3) David Goodwillie (Clyde)
4) James Norwood (Ipswich)
8) Blair Henderson (Edinburgh City)
Teemu Pukki (Norwich)
Marc Cullen (Port Vale)
Rhys Murphy (Yeovil)
Danny Johnson (Leyton Orient)
Nakhi Wells (Bristol City)
Salim Kouider-Aisser (Partick Thistle)
Matty Taylor (Oxford)
Ross McCormack (Aldershot)
OUT Marc Cullen (Port Vale)
IN Leon Clarke (Shrewsbury)
Teemu Pukki (Norwich)
Leon Clarke (Shrewsbury)
Rhys Murphy (Yeovil)
Danny Johnson (Leyton Orient)
Nakhi Wells (Bristol City)
Salim Kouider-Aisser (Partick Thistle)
Matty Taylor (Oxford)
Ross McCormack (Aldershot)
Luscious Leon in League L’Un.
Ivan Toney (Brentford)
Raheem Sterling (Man City)
Kieffer Moore (Cardiff)
Adam Rooney (Solihull)
Alfie May (Cheltenham)
Stephen Humphreys (Rochdale)
Karlan Grant (Huddersfield)
Macaulay Bonne (QPR)
Kevin Nisbet (Hibernian)
Jerry Yates (Blackpool)
Dominic Solanke (Bournemouth)
Joe Ironside (Cambridge)
Lewis Grabban (Nottingham Forest)
Elisha Sam (Notts County)
Antoine Semenyo (Bristol City)
Cole Stockton (Morecambe)
OUT - Elisha Sam (Notts County) IN - Edinson Cavani (Unattached)
Kevin Nisbet (Hibernian)
Jerry Yates (Blackpool)
Dominic Solanke (Bournemouth)
Joe Ironside (Cambridge)
Lewis Grabban (Nottingham Forest)
Edinson Cavani (Unattached)
Antoine Semenyo (Bristol City)
Cole Stockton (Morecambe)
BM has him.
OUT: Chris Wood (Burnley)
IN: Declan McManus (Dunfermline)
10) Paul McCallum (Dagenham & Redbridge)
11) Joe Garner (Wigan Athletic)
12) Dominic Samuel (Gillingham)
15) Tristan Abrahams (Newport County)
16) Declan McManus (Dunfermline)
1) Sergio Aguero (Manchester City)
2) Mitch Megginson (Cove Rangers)
3) Lucas Joćo (Reading)
You son of a bitch.
Touching me touching youuuuuuuuuu sweet Caroline!
Out Scott Quigley (Barrow)
In Aidan Keena ( Falkirk)
Harry Kane (Spurs)
Albian Ajeti (Celtic)
Aidan Keena (Falkirk)
Marcus Rashford (Man United)
Kabongo Tshimanga (Boreham wood)
Connor Hall (Woking)
Gabriel Jesus (Man City)
Sam Winnall (Oxford United)
Felt like shit wanted him back
Sadio Mane (Liverpool)
Patrick Bamford (Leeds United)
Dominic Calvert-Lewin (Everton)
Wilfried Zaha (Crystal Palace)
Lyndon Dykes (QPR)
Conor McAleny (Oldham)
Michail Antonio (West Ham United)
Scott Hogan (Birmingham City)
Roberto Firmino (Liverpool) FUCKING OUT
Diogo Jota (Liverpool) OUT
Conor McAleny (Oldham) IN
Michail Antonio (West Ham United) IN
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang (Arsenal)
Lawrence Shankland (Dundee United)
Danny Ings (Southampton)
Aleksandar Mitrović (Fulham)
James Rodrķguez (Everton)
Callum Wilson (Newcastle United)
Gareth Bale (Tottenham Hotspur)
Edinson Cavani (Manchester United)
In: Nathan Delfouneso (Bolton)
Out: Ched Evans (Fleetwood)
Timo Werner (Chelsea)
Ollie Watkins (Villa)
Tyler Walker (Coventry)
Rhian Brewster (Sheff Utd)
Nathan Delfouneso (Bolton)
Charlie Austin (West Brom)
Britt Assombalonga (Middlesbrough)
Lyle Taylor (Forest)
OUT - Elisha Sam (Notts County) IN - Hakeeb Adelakun (Hull City)
Kevin Nisbet (Hibernian)
Jerry Yates (Blackpool)
Dominic Solanke (Bournemouth)
Joe Ironside (Cambridge)
Lewis Grabban (Nottingham Forest)
Antoine Semenyo (Bristol City)
Cole Stockton (Morecambe)
Hakeeb Adelakun (Hull City)
Rosk’s Rambling Roundup (Week Four)
As we round off Gameweek 4 before the international week gives the RFF managers a break, this week saw (finally) some positivity for the useless pricks at the bottom of the table and a few shocks too...
For instance, @Gary J shocked the world by scoring two goals in a game – Kevin Nisbet got a whole packet of Jamie Oliver’s Linguine (200g) sent to him by Gary J for doubling the week’s xG, alas @BBF responded with two braces from Salah and the awakening JCH to claim another win. Strong form from BBF who surely must be joint favourite for the league on this form.
@Andy has had a month to forget. @son_of_foley deserved the luck his previous performances had missed this week, with Harry Kane getting a free few goals at a shit ten-man United, with no reply from Andy’s depressed, hollow squad. The transfer window closing with neither Edouard or Morelos leaving will give him hope for the next run of games however.
@Ringo was shocked that someone whose name wasn’t Adam Armstrong scored for him against @Alex. Top draft pick Eoin Doyle scored his first for the team, only to be cancelled out by recent pickup Nahki Wells. A pretty dull draw here to be honest – both need to do better in upcoming gameweeks if the title is a realistic aim.
@The Beer Monster continues his impressive form with barely breaking sweat on course to his victory over Beefy. Rodriguez is looking a surprisingly tidy pickup, as could both Bale and Cavani be if they can continue their goalscoring form from 2012-2018 at their respective new clubs. @Beefy needs Aguero and Meggs back more than he needs to realise the RPL Trophy was a fantasy.
The game of the weekend was undoubtedly @Simon vs @Peter Griffin – Simon looked to be in control yet again with goals from Fernandes (pen) and a brace from evergreen James Vaughan, but Peter Griffin stormed back with a 150/1 shot with Sir Ollie Watkins getting a hat trick to equalise. Simon shouldn’t be disappointed with his outstanding start to the season – but Peter can finally smile now that he’s off the mark, and no longer a gimme in the fixtures list.
But the biggest sigh of relief came when ex-champ @Mikey_Jones fought his way to a 3-1 win against currently-hating-football @Chris Scott. His first win of the season couldn’t come soon enough…
Interview with Mikey_Jones:
Interviewer: “Mikey Jones and me tell each other fairytales and we stare at the beautiful women – she’s looking at you, ah no no, she’s looking at me” – who is the most beautiful member of your squad?
Mikey_Jones: I didn't know what half of them looked like so I've done my research. Happy to give this to Macauley "Bon" Bonne, a very handsome man. Raheem "The Dream" Sterling is a close second and it's clear why Sterling Bonne is the core of the team.
Interviewer: Rate your draft out of 10 and explain your reasons.
Mikey_Jones: I've purposely not made any transfers to give the lads I drafted a chance. Saying that, we have 7 goals (Ringo has 6) and I don't think our league position reflects this good work. I'll say a 6/10 for the draft
Interviewer: Who do you want to win the league (if not you)?
Mikey_Jones: BBF to silence the haters
Interviewer: And who would you like to finish bottom, if you had to choose?
Mikey_Jones: Ringo since he's only scored 6 goals. He's one of those wankers who focuses on defence in RFF (2 goals conceded? Fuck off). Turnabout is fair play and he will get his just desserts
Interviewer: When Ivan Toney scored his second goal this weekend giving you a practically unassailable lead against Chris Scott, what were your immediate thoughts?
Mikey_Jones: Delighted for The Tiger, really proving his worth. However, my first thought was absolute relief that I didn't lose to Chris Scott of all people. Imagine the shame.
Interviewer: U ok hun?
Last edited by The Rosk; October 6th, 2020 at 8:15 AM.
Ever won the champions league?
Odsonne Edouard (Celtic)
Alfredo Morelos (Rangers)
Andy Ryan (Stirling)
Liam Boyce (Hearts)
Simon Murray (Queens Park)
Kevin O'Hara (Dunfermline)
Mason Greenwood (Man United)
Kemar Roofe (Rangers)
Kevin O'Hara (Dunfermline) IN
Anthony Martial (Man United) OUT
Out - James Norwood (Ipswich)
In - Michael Cheek (Bromley)
1) Mo Salah (Liverpool)
2) Jonson Clarke-Harris (Peterboro)
5) Ian Henderson (Salford)
10) Alexandre Lacazette (Arsenal)
12) Callum Roberts (Notts County)
3) David Goodwillie (Clyde)
13) Michael Cheek (Bromley)
8) Blair Henderson (Edinburgh City)
OUT Leon Clarke (Shrewsbury)
IN Ben House (Eastleigh)
Ben House (Eastleigh)
Teemu Pukki (Norwich)
Rhys Murphy (Yeovil)
Danny Johnson (Leyton Orient)
Nakhi Wells (Bristol City)
Salim Kouider-Aisser (Partick Thistle)
Matty Taylor (Oxford)
Ross McCormack (Aldershot)
NEW SHANKLAND ALERT
Out Connor Hall (Woking)
In Bruce Anderson (Ayr United)
Harry Kane (Spurs)
Albian Ajeti (Celtic)
Aidan Keena (Falkirk)
Marcus Rashford (Man United)
Kabongo Tshimanga (Boreham wood)
Bruce Anderson (Ayr United)
Gabriel Jesus (Man City)
Sam Winnall (Oxford United)
Could bang
Andy told me he's shit.
Andy drafted Martial and Greenwood
- - - Updated - - -
and of course he's shit he's scottish
Timo Werner (Chelsea)
Ollie Watkins (Villa)
Tyler Walker (Coventry)
Rhian Brewster (Sheff Utd)
Nathan Delfouneso (Bolton)
Cameron Jerome (MK Dons)
Britt Assombalonga (Middlesbrough)
Lyle Taylor (Forest)
OUT: Charlie Austin (West Brom)
IN: Cameron Jerome (MK Dons)
Anderson looked very average at Dunfermline last year. Still young though.
Timo Werner (Chelsea)
Ollie Watkins (Villa)
Tyler Walker (Coventry)
Rhian Brewster (Sheff Utd)
Nathan Delfouneso (Bolton)
Cameron Jerome (MK Dons)
Jamille Matt (Forest Green)
JJ Hooper (Barnet)
OUT: Lyle Taylor (Forest)
Britt Assombalonga (Middlesbrough)
IN: JJ Hooper (Barnet)
Jamille Matt (Forest Green)
Last edited by Peter Griffin; October 10th, 2020 at 11:45 AM.
To BBF: Paul McCallum (Dagenham & Redbridge)
To Beefy: Callum Roberts (Notts County)
11) Joe Garner (Wigan Athletic)
12) Dominic Samuel (Gillingham)
15) Tristan Abrahams (Newport County)
16) Declan McManus (Dunfermline)
17) Callum Roberts (Notts County)
1) Sergio Aguero (Manchester City)
2) Mitch Megginson (Cove Rangers)
3) Lucas Joćo (Reading)
Last edited by Beefy; October 12th, 2020 at 2:43 PM.
Confirmed
To Beefy: Callum Roberts (Notts County)
To BBF: Paul McCallum (Dagenham and Redbridge)
1) Mo Salah (Liverpool)
2) Jonson Clarke-Harris (Peterboro)
5) Ian Henderson (Salford)
10) Alexandre Lacazette (Arsenal)
14) Paul McCallum (Dagenham and Redbridge)
3) David Goodwillie (Clyde)
13) Michael Cheek (Bromley)
8) Blair Henderson (Edinburgh City)
Off injured tonight ��
OUT Salim Kouider-Aisser (Partick Thistle)
IN Kyle Wootton (Notts County)
Ben House (Eastleigh)
Teemu Pukki (Norwich)
Rhys Murphy (Yeovil)
Danny Johnson (Leyton Orient)
Nakhi Wells (Bristol City)
Kyle Wootton (Notts County)
Matty Taylor (Oxford)
Ross McCormack (Aldershot)
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang (Arsenal)
Lawrence Shankland (Dundee United)
James Rodrķguez (Everton)
Callum Wilson (Newcastle United)
Gareth Bale (Tottenham Hotspur)
Edinson Cavani (Manchester United)
Danny Ings (Southampton)
Aleksandar Mitrović (Fulham)
Timo Werner (Chelsea)
Ollie Watkins (Villa)
Tyler Walker (Coventry)
Rhian Brewster (Sheff Utd)
Jack Marriott (Derby)
Cameron Jerome (MK Dons )
Jamille Matt (Forest Green)
JJ Hooper (Barnet)
OUT: Nathan Delfouneso (Bolton)
IN: Jack Marriott (Derby)
Sadio Mane (Liverpool)
Patrick Bamford (Leeds United)
Dominic Calvert-Lewin (Everton)
Wilfried Zaha (Crystal Palace)
Lyndon Dykes (QPR)
Conor McAleny (Oldham)
Michail Antonio (West Ham United)
Scott Hogan (Birmingham City)
Timo Werner (Chelsea)
Ollie Watkins (Villa)
Tyler Walker (Coventry)
Jamille Matt (Forest Green)
JJ Hooper (Barnet)
Rhian Brewster (Sheff Utd)
Jack Marriott (Sheff Wed)
Cameron Jerome (MK Dons )
Jamie Vardy (Leicester)
Son Heung-Min (Tottenham)
Raul Jimenez (Wolves)
Bruno Fernandes (Manchester United)
Cauley Woodrow (Barnsley)
-----------------------------------
Josh King (Bournemouth)
James Vaughan (Tranmere)
Troy Parrott (Millwall)
Jake Hyde (Halifax)
Last edited by Simon; October 17th, 2020 at 9:10 AM.
2) Mitch Megginson (Cove Rangers)
3) Lucas Joćo (Reading)
11) Joe Garner (Wigan Athletic)
15) Tristan Abrahams (Newport County)
17) Callum Roberts (Notts County)
1) Sergio Aguero (Manchester City)
12) Dominic Samuel (Gillingham)
16) Declan McManus (Dunfermline)
Your squad is missing DCL mate
My WhatsApp is always open Chris.
Harry Kane (Spurs)
Albian Ajeti (Celtic)
Aidan Keena (Falkirk)
Marcus Rashford (Man United)
Bruce Anderson (Ayr United)
Kabongo Tshimanga (Boreham wood)
Gabriel Jesus (Man City)
Sam Winnall (Oxford United)
Eoin Doyle (Bolton Wanderers)
Mohamed Eisa (Peterborough United)
Adam Armstrong (Blackburn Rovers)
Bob McHugh (Queen's Park)
John Rooney (Stockport County)
Tyreece John-Jules (Doncaster Rovers)
John Marquis (Portsmouth)
Cedric Itten (Rangers)
You have Dominic? It’s all good now, glad we could sort it.
Imagine not playing ajetti. Neil Lenton is such a clown.could someone other than rangers win the league instead please couldn't be fucked seeing stevie g celebrating even if it meant Stevie Davis got the trophy
Ben House (Eastleigh)
Kyle Wootton (Notts County)
Rhys Murphy (Yeovil)
Danny Johnson (Leyton Orient)
Nakhi Wells (Bristol City)
Matty Taylor (Oxford)
Ross McCormack (Aldershot)
Teemu Pukki (Norwich)
Harry Kane (Spurs)
Albian Ajeti (Celtic)
Kabongo Tshimanga (Boreham wood)
Marcus Rashford (Man United)
Bruce Anderson (Ayr United)
Aidan Keena (Falkirk)
Gabriel Jesus (Man City)
Sam Winnall (Oxford United)
Keena seemingly injured, no idea how long for. 2 Injuries and Sam Winnall...
IN
Tom Denton (Chesterfield)
Mohamed Bettamer (Aldershot)
Joe Pigott (AFC Wimbledon)
OUT
Stephen Humphreys (Rochdale)
Karlan Grant (WBA)
Alfie May (Cheltenham)
Ivan Toney (Brentford)
Raheem Sterling (Man City)
Adam Rooney (Solihull)
Mohamed Bettamer (Aldershot)
Joe Pigott (AFC Wimbledon)
Kieffer Moore (Cardiff)
Tom Denton (Chesterfield)
Macaulay Bonne (QPR)
Out - Paul McCallum (Dagenham and Redbridge)
In - Isaac Layne (Peterhead)
1) Mo Salah (Liverpool)
2) Jonson Clarke-Harris (Peterboro)
5) Ian Henderson (Salford)
10) Alexandre Lacazette (Arsenal)
15. Isaac Layne (Peterhead)
3) David Goodwillie (Clyde)
13) Michael Cheek (Bromley)
8) Blair Henderson (Edinburgh City)
2) Mitch Megginson (Cove Rangers)
3) Lucas Joćo (Reading)
11) Joe Garner (Wigan Athletic)
15) Tristan Abrahams (Newport County)
16) Declan McManus (Dunfermline)
1) Sergio Aguero (Manchester City)
12) Dominic Samuel (Gillingham)
17) Callum Roberts (Notts County)
OUT - Antoine Semenyo (Bristol City) Jerry Yates (Blackpool) IN - Austin Samuels (Bradford) Keane Lewis-Potter (Hull City)
Kevin Nisbet (Hibernian)
Keane Lewis-Potter (Hull City)
Dominic Solanke (Bournemouth)
Lewis Grabban (Nottingham Forest)
Cole Stockton (Morecambe)
Joe Ironside (Cambridge Utd)
Austin Samuel's (Bradford City)
Hakeeb Adelakun (Hull City)
1) Mo Salah (Liverpool)
2) Jonson Clarke-Harris (Peterboro)
3) David Goodwillie (Clyde)
8) Blair Henderson (Edinburgh City)
15) Isaac Layne (Peterhead)
5) Ian Henderson (Salford)
10) Alexandre Lacazette (Arsenal)
13) Michael Cheek (Bromley)
Timo Werner (Chelsea)
Ollie Watkins (Villa)
Tyler Walker (Coventry)
Jamille Matt (Forest Green)
Cameron Jerome (MK Dons)
Rhian Brewster (Sheff Utd)
Jack Marriott (Sheff Wed)
JJ Hooper (Barnet)
Rosk’s Rambling Roundup (Week Five)
A long break for some over the international period, with a few coming back determined and hungry, with others clearly suffering from breaking lockdown guidelines.
Records show that not a single fan paid £14.95 to watch @Gary J vs @Ringo. Not even Adam Armstrong could save this mess of a match. No goals, no chances, a drab dull draw wasting the time of everyone involved. The managers will no doubt be unhappy with their teams – double training sessions for all ahead of GW6.
@Simon continued his unexpected run of form with a fine 3-0 victory over an @Alex team that has yet to make its true mark on the league this year. Rumours that Ross McCormack is creating a few issues in the dressing room are not yet substantiated, yet he still has the manager’s unrelenting backing. Time will tell whether Simon’s band of rugged Tier 2 talent can keep this title fight up over 33 games.
@Mikey_Jones continued his form from GW4 with a second victory, running riot over a hapless @Andy with the biggest score this week. The Tiger looks to be a inspired pickup. The one remaining positive for Andy is that his SFL players are now finally playing, with Boyce kicking off the season with a goal. Are Murray and Ryan going to kick on ASAP?
@son_of_foley has been due some luck and he got it this week when @Peter Griffin missed out on a point by not fielding Cameron Jerome on time. 3 goals by SOF’s PL stars sneaked the victory with Werner’s first brace a mere consolation in this Derby derby. 11 goals for SOF already - don't sleep on him.
Game of the week was undoubtedly the match between @Beefy and @Chris Scott who fought to a chaotic 3-3 draw. Beefy’s SFL superstars started as he hopes they will go on with 3 goals between them (Meggs as usual taking the absolute piss), after the Merseyside derby gave Chris an early 2-0 lead. A contentious Zaha penalty evened matters, and the two managers embraced after the game for 45 minutes – both happy not to lose. Not the best attitude to take gents. You should want to end each other.
Unfortunately this week wasn’t to be for @The Beer Monster – a complete blank for all his players meant @BBF had an open goal to get yet another 3 points in his title challenge, and that he did with a now-standard Salah goal and a return to the headlines for Big Blair Henderson – you remember him. And it’s with this victory that we now go to an EXCLUSIVE interview with the man in form:
Interview with BBF:
Interviewer: Hi BBF. Riding high and scoring goals consistently - you must be feeling pretty confident in your squad right now?
BBF: Hello, The Rosk. Its been a great start to the season but the title isn't won in 5 games. We're really confident and there isn't a man in this squad that doesn't have my full faith.
Interviewer: Have you got anything to say to the fans following the rumours about your cheating exploits last year?
BBF: My supporters have stuck by me through these allegations and that won't be forgotten. My conscience is clear, my intentions are pure and the future is bright for eBBFleet United.
Interviewer: Who is your favourite player in your squad, and what would you eat with him if forced to have dinner together at gunpoint?
BBF: Every member of the squad is special but Blair Henderson has been with me for a long time and I'd love to take him for a wee fish and chip supper
Interviewer: Who would you like to see finish bottom and why?
BBF: There's nothing more I'd love to see than Andy finishing bottom of the league by a mile.
Interviewer: A huge game next week against Chris Scott, who has Liverpool at home to Sheffield United. Any comments towards Chris at this time?
BBF: Mane and DCL. Thats the message.
Interviewer: You have no shame.
Benching a couple of names this week. See if that bucks up their bloody ideas,
Posting Permissions
Reply With Quote
