Description: You are the king of the motherfucking jungle and you don't like guests in your kingdom. Each night pm me the player you see in your jungle and you will knock them the fuck out with your 10 foot slong. This will prevent them from carrying out any role they had planned for the night.
Win Condition: Survive until the end to show you are indeed the king.
Description: You are the king of the motherfucking jungle and you don't like guests in your kingdom. Each night pm me the player you see in your jungle and you will knock them the fuck out with your 10 foot slong. This will prevent them from carrying out any role they had planned for the night.
Win Condition: Survive until the end to show you are indeed the king.
Did Virm just role claim non-town?
Bold strategy Cotton. Let's see if it works for him.
Thanks TS. It just fit. I wanted a M name to go with our last name McDermott. Going to have a helluva time learning to spell that. He is a Maverick too, does what he wants!
20 out of 25 done. It's taking a moment because I'm trying to make sure everything is right (first timers ). My devices all need a charge I will finish off the last 5 tomorrow as soon as possible.
Description: You are the king of the motherfucking jungle and you don't like guests in your kingdom. Each night pm me the player you see in your jungle and you will knock them the fuck out with your 10 foot slong. This will prevent them from carrying out any role they had planned for the night.
Win Condition: Survive until the end to show you are indeed the king.
Amazing
A neutral roleblocker would be an interesting role, just causing havoc either way.
Ooooh I don't know about that. The Diamond to Diamond seems like a step back. Diamond sounds like the name of a mid-level baddie in an action movie. If you're going with Diamond you're going need something behind it, preferably another D-word. Diamond Dallas, Diamond Dustin, Diamond....Dong....something like that.
Or how about he be Diamond Kong to fit with the game?
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Fuck! Now I am gonna get them. Probably badgers evil plan all along
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Fuck! Now I am gonna get them. Probably badgers evil plan all along
1. Pablo
2. CWE
7. Rip
8. Caito
11. Randolph the boondoggler
14. Kdestiny
16. Kangus
19. Peter Griffin
20. Grimario Bros
21. HFR
23. Final Fantasy Kevin
24. BBF
"They're outta here Princess Lana!" shouted Kevin "Captain N" Keene. As he shouted this Captain N, Princess Lana, Simon Belmont, Mega Man and Pit all watched Mother Brain's ship get sucked through a gigantic warp zone of Eggplant Wizard's making.
A couple months had gone by in Videoland with no sign of Mother Brain and her minions. Captain N grew weary and restless. When he was battling the forces of evil for Videoland he was busy and didn't think of home. Now that he had more time on his hands all he could think about was home. He decided that he would try to fire up the Power Glove that opened the Ultimate Warp Zone that warped him into Videoland. "A quick trip home to see my parents" is all he kept thinking. He had no intention of leaving for good. He decided against telling anyone. Mostly out of fear they would talk him out of it. He approached the Glove and turned it on. To his surprise it did open a UWZ. "Now or Never" he thought. Captain N, followed by his dog Duke, leapt through the warp, leaving Videoland.
Present Day
The alarm clock went off. Kevin Keene struggled to shut it off. Today was the 29th anniversary of the biggest mistake of his life. The day he warped home. He arrived home to find out his parents thought he was kidnapped. They fought until they got divorced. His father eventually went on to have a heart attack. His mother didn't believe one word of Videoland and his adventures there. Duke died shortly after warping home. One set back and horrid happening after another. His life wasn't any better, a shit job and having lost most of his hair and gaining a big ole gut. Divorced. Plus, he never got over Princess Lana and missed her greatly. If only a UWZ would open.
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"When I say now, I MEAN NOW!" Bowser bellowed at Magikoopa. Sweat poured down Magikoopa's brow as he attempted with all his might to open a warp zone in the middle of Princess Toadstool's room. He let the power flow from his wand with all the power and fright he could muster. To Bowser's amazement it worked. A warp zone opened right in front of him but this was different than any warp zone he had seen. Little did he know that Magikoopa had inadvertanley opened up UWZs all across Mushroom Kingdom.
Suddenly, Link came flying out of the UWZ and landed with a heavy thud, right at Bowser's ugly feet. A quick swing of his tail and Link had been knocked out cold. "Bowser Jr.! Come help dad tie up this pesky plumber wannabe."
Link has been captured.
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Mario heard the commotion of the UWZ opening, as it was a loud boom, and knew Bowser was probably what's causing all this commotion. He was making good time, hurdling blocks and pipes as you do in Mushroom Kingdom, when he opened a ? Block for a Fire Flower. Mario picked it and stuffed it in his pocket when he felt a surge of electricity run through his body. Ganon shocked him again, throwing Mario's body against a big green pipe. Mario slumped over, out cold. Ganon picked up the plumber's limp body and slung him over his shoulder and continued on to Koopa Keep.
Mario has been captured.
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Princess Zelda had been sucked right into Princess Toadstool's throne room. Princess Toadstool helped Princess Zelda to her feet. Just then Toad rushed in, screaming about how Ganon has captured Mario. Luigi, back from clearing out some ghosts in a spooky mansion, arrived just in time to hear the story. They all go to leave when one last person arrived. Princess Lana entered the room and everyone came to a hault. She had not been seen in years.
"The Ultimate Warp Zone has reopened and I've sent for my team." Princess Lana says. "My father, King Charles, is still locked away in the Mirror that Mother Brain trapped him in but if he were here he would want us to take the battle to whoever threatens Videoland. I also feel that Captain N will finally return to Videoland and to me but for now we need to help in any way we can."
They all agreed and set out into Mushroom Kingdom to try and calm things down.
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Ganon burst through the gate doors of Koopa Keep. Eyeballing Bowser, he tossed Mario at Bowser's tail.
"Not so hard to capture a fat flower picking plumber." Ganon growled.
Bowser replied "Not so hard to capture a head strong teenage punk."
"I like the way you beat up teens." Ganon snarks.
"I like the way you knock out pasta pube eaters." Bowser retorted.
Both had a good laugh and then a big Mega Powers handshake.
"Bowser Jr.! Magikoopa! Take these two lonely losers to the Koopa Keep Dungeon and lock them up...FOR GOOD!" Bowser roared.
Donkey Kong warped into the room and looked pissed. Ganon made a bushel of bananas appear and it seemed to calm the ape down.
"Now is the time to invade. Sound the Koopa Alarm. Ganon order your troops to invade. We will take over Videoland once and for all!" Bowser barked.
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Kevin arrived home. Another horrible day in a forgettable life. He grabbed a beer and his bong and slumped on the couch. Nothing good on TV. He still had his Nintendo Entertainment System. "Maybe I'll take another crack at Mike Tyson. Guy has to get beat sometime in my life." He blew in the cart, fired up the NES and plopped down, trying to forget his life. Things were not going good, as usual Mike was having his way with Kevin. The UWZ opened and sucked Kevin in.
Kevin hit a ? Block hard but couldn't have been more giddy. He looked at his hands when he struggled up and noticed the wrinkles were gone. He touched his head. HAIR! He looked down-no spare tire. Literally he had a sense of euphoria that washed over him. He was home. He should have never left. Captain N was back jack!
The happy feeling didn't last long as he noticed Koopa Troopa's and Darknuts amassing around him. He pulled out his trusty Zapper and went to work. They kept coming though. "I could really use some help" thought Captain N. Little Mac, Ryu, King Slender, Kirby and others were battling around him he realized. "I don't even know what is going on!" Kevin shouts.
Princesses Toadstool, Zelda and Lana and the rest of the group that departed the castle earlier happened on the scene to even the score and turn the tide of this battle.
The surronding troops were dead but more could be seen on the horizon. Captain N couldn't contain himself. He scooped up Princess Lana and swung her around. Then, over come with 29 years of pent up regret, Captain N planted a kiss on Princess Lana's lips.
"Kevin!!!" Princess Lana said as she jerked back and slapped him right in the mouth. "We have more important things to worry about right now. There is plenty of time for catching up later."
Suddenly, the BIGGEST UWZ anyone had seen yet, opened in the sky. Even bigger than the one they witnessed back in 1991.
DH Dog stopped laughing and actually started barking, loudly.
"What is that?" shouted Toad.
"Mother Brain's ship" Samus Aran answers matter a factly. "Except it appears to have gotten bigger."
"If Mother Brain is back, then chances are Dr. Wily, King Hippo and Eggplant Wizard are with her." Captain N replied to Samus.
She nodded in agreement.
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"It's finally time to take over Videoland and prove I am the most B-E-A-UTIFUL brain there ever was!" shouted Mother Brain.
"Yes your worshipfulness" quivered Eggplant Wizard.
"What should we do know?" King Hippo demanded to know.
Mother Brain snatched his ankle up with one of her tentacles, pulled his heavy ass towards her glass shell and stared him in the eye.
"Everything. Anything. Just get out there and kill everything. I'll rule over a barren wasteland if that is what it comes down to." she calmly told King Hippo with a coldness that Jake "The Snake" would envy.
29 years stuck out in the Unknown Area, beyond the Entertainment District (where all our favorite game characters based on movies and TV shows reside) seems to have made Mother Brain extremely angry.
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The war for Videoland has begun. May god have mercy on your NES souls.
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Day 1
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Link woke up. He took a look around but found nothing in his barren cell.
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Mario awakens thinking he had been run over by a late Pizza delivery man.
"Ouch. What hit me?" he says to himself.
He gets up and wanders around his cell. Just concrete except for a tiny little hole. He peeks through the hole and sees Link on the other side.
"Hey pal, how do we get out of here?" Mario asks.
"Got a light?" Link replied as he held up a tiny bomb.
"Why....yes I do." Mario says as he holds the crumpled Fire Flower he picked earlier up.
Link sticks the bomb wick in the hole and steps away.
Mario squeezed the last bit of Fire out of the pretty much dead Fire Flower and leaps back.
KABOOM!
A hole has now been blown into the side of Koopa Keep.
"They are going to regret messing with this plumber!" Mario exclaims.
"Yeah, whatever a plumber is." Link replies.
Mario and Link have now escaped.
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Simon Belmont arrived on the scene, whip in hand ready to do some damage.
"I'll show Princess Lana who she should have been with all these years." he mumbled to himself.
Whip cracks and holy water and he had taken out a whole lot of Goombas.
"YOU!" he shouted as he brought his whip back and flung it forward. The whip was wrapped tightly around Eggplant Wizard's neck.
"I'll start with you and then get to your friends next!" he exclaimed.
With that he pulled Eggplant Wizard closer with his whip while taking out a wooden stake and jamming it square in JP's heart.
JP was mudered. He was Yellow Scum's Eggplant Wizard- (Bumbling) Wizard Minion.
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Ganon saw how the day was unfolding as he watched from his cauldron in Bower's castle.
"Some magic will be needed, sooner rather than later. Let's cast a spell shall we...."
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Vote Count
7- No Lynch (Judas, Caito, King Diamond, Pablo, Stan, BBF, Randolph)
13- kangus (Rip, Peter Griffin, TraXX, Psycho, TimeSplitter, Grim, kev, Fro, kdestiny, Bert, Badger, Virm, Mazer)
After a hard fought day of blood, guts and murder there was but one that was singled out. kangus stood firm but it was decided that he must go.
A UWZ opened and kangus was pushed through.
kangus landed hard on top of a building. He stood up and started walking. A couple Foot Soldiers attacked him but he fended them off effortlessly. He came to the end of the roof he was walking on and noticed a way out. By jumping down below into the water behind the building.
SPLASH!!!
kangus noticed a bomb right away. He defused that one. He continued on his way defusing bombs but, unfortunately, he was entangled in electric seaweed and has died.
kangus has been lynched. He was ???-???
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Night 1
Captain N slipped kangus a 1-Up Mushroom before he was pushed through the UWZ.
kangus had popped that sucker when he jumped off the roof and swallowed as he was being dragged to the depths of the sea.
kangus has been given a extra life.
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Night 1
Pit had heard Princess Lana's distress call up in the clouds but it had been over two decades since she had tried to contact him and Pit did not feel the urgency to answer the call. Instead he sat up in his cloud and, with a sly smile on his face, aimed his Bow and fired off arrows down into the battlefield. Pit never missed and this occasion was no different.
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Toad was seeing all the craziness going on around him and knew he had to take cover. He decided there was no better place than behind Captain N. Toad saw him and headed his direction when a Pit arrow found its way into Toad's little left butt cheek. "OOOOOOHHHHHH" Toad yelped and leapt around losing his direction. Toad saw Mega Man, who just arrived on the battlefield, and ended up taking cover behind that powerful Arm Cannon of his.
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Donkey Kong had finished his bananas and decided it was time to go make a impact. He strode out into battle with cocksure swagger. He saw CWE and lauched a barrel at him, taking CWE's feet out from under him. Donkey Kong beat his chest and gave a mighty roar, knowing he kept CWE from completing any tasks that night.
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King Slender was doing his part, kicking and chopping his way through the opposing forces. "To be the King, you have to beat the King! WOOOOOO!" he exclaimed. "My shoes cost more than your house!". "Come ride Space Mountain baby! It's the oldest ride but still has the longest line!". King Slender was having such a good time beating things up he couldn't find his target! King Slender decided it was a better course of action to grab Fighter Hayabusa and hit the Mushroom Kingdom Tavern and rent the VIP room for the night than worrying about it any longer. 'WOOOOOOO!".
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Luigi decided he needed to know more about HFR's intentions and set out to find out the truth about him.
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Dr. Wily had much work to do on his target and he got right to work to get it done by morning.
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Princess Zelda was worried that Rip would be in trouble on this night. She settled in beside him, by a roaring fire, and told him tales from Hyrule mythology all night. Ryu could see Rip was safe for the evening and felt good to keep an eye on them from a distance.
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Bowser was just itching to get out there and really do some damage but thought better of it. He always got in trouble for rushing into battle. This time he was going to let the battle come to him.
"Come Bowser! Come peer in the Cauldron of the Madness and see who we can mess with, from right here in your throne room!" Ganon says as he waved over the gigantic reptile. "See there is a target now. Let us craft a little magic. Toss a spike from your tail into the Cauldron!"
Bowser complied, ripped off a spike and tossed it in the Cauldron.
"Now watch what we do to poor Mikey Jones." Ganon exclaimed proudly.
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Day 2
Pit was relaxing on his cloud but felt bored with the Day's events.
"This should liven things upicus" he says as he shot a arrow out into the open air.
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Ganon had enough of all the waiting.
"Let us speed things up a bit" he grumbled.
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The battlefield felt tired and weary.
A sudden scream of "There's Ganon!!!" rings out through the battle but no one was sure where the shout came from.
There he stood though. No one gave Ganon a chance to cast a spell.
Captain N fired his Zapper. Luigi delivered some fire balls. Even little Toad got some punches in. Ryu delivered the kill shot, stabbing straight through Ganon's heart with his sword.
Everyone stood back, Ganon gasped for air but couldn't get any and breathed his last breath.
Instead of seeing a dead body before them though, Ganon's body melted into the earth.
Everybody decided they needed to get on the same. Page. It was determined that kdestiny must go to make Mushroom Kingdom, in Videoland, peaceful once again.
"It's not me! I was framed" he shouted as he was shoved through a UWZ.
kdestiny landed pretty hard. He stood up as he heard a bell *DING* and saw Mike Tyson standing on front of him.
Ganon revealed himself but still got knocked the FUCK out by "Iron" Mike.
kdestiny has been lynched. He was Red Scum's Ganon- Warlock Godfather.
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Night 2
Princess Toadstool blew a kiss to Psycho666Soldier, ensuring he'd have enough resolve to make it through the night.
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DH Dog knew it was time to put his snout to work. He picked up a scent. It turned out to be the scent of Judas, who DH Dog decided to follow the rest of the night.
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Pit let a arrow fly from high up on his cloud. it came screaming down to the battlefield, finding a home in the right shoulder of Bert. The shot spun Bert around, making him lose his balance for a moment as he took a knee and grabbed his shoulder. "OOOOOHHHHHH, that sucked!" Bert shouted.
Bert was busy trying to ease the arrow out of his shoulder when he heard a ruckus behind him. Bert took a slight glance to his left to see Donkey Kong heave a barrel his way. Bert wanted to put his hands up but the pain from the arrow made it very difficult.
BAM!
The barrel smashed right into Bert's head, sending him face first into some Mushroom Kingdom dirt.
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King Hippo finally oozed out onto the battlefield, really throwing his weight around. King Slender saw him and made a direct rush over to King Hippo and starting chopping his huge chest. King Slender put everything behind these chops but didn't really budge King Hippo. "I got something for ya, big boy!" King Slender proclaimed as he stuck a thumb in King Hippo's eye. As Hippo grabbed his eye Slender dropped to his knees and gave King Hippo a kingly nut shot. King Slender thought things were going his way and leaned in to Hippo's face to give a big WOOOOOO but as King Slender bent over, with his chin stuck out and unguarded, King Hippo made a nimble hop to his feet and raised his big glove over Caito's head. King Hippo brought his cement fist down on cocky Caito's head, crushing the top of his skull in. King Hippo laughed as he left Caito's lifeless body laying, blood pouring out of his ears.
Caito has been murdered. He was Town-aligned Odd Night Roleblocker.
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The sun was rising as Bert struggled to open his eyes. He struggled to one knee and that is when he figured out he was not alone. King Hippo had noticed Bert laying out cold on the ground and had saddled up next to him. King Hippo breathed heavy, tired from his night of evil deeds. "This is just the worst day..." Bert started to say before King Hippo blasted him right in the jaw, leaving him unconscious.
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Day 3
Pit was loving the mischief he was causing. "Let this arrow fly!!!" he said as he did a little butt wiggle dance.
Judas didn't really get a chance to say much. A UWZ opened right in front of him and everyone pushed him through it.
Judas awoke in a grimey bed. He looked around and felt uneasy. He continued through the cabin he found himself in to the front door. Opening the door he saw a heavily wooded area with a lake in the center. He continued on the dirt trail shouting "HELLO!?!" to see if anybody was around. A figured appeared before him. Large. Thick. The figure started walking toward him. Judas could see he was wearing a hockey mask now, as more moon light hit the figure walking towards him.
Judas turned to run but twisted his ankle. Jason Vorhees caught up to Donkey Kong and started to slice and dice his way through the poor ape.
Judas has been lynched. He was Red Scum's Donkey Kong- Roleblocker.
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Night 3
Princess Zelda was holding her own in the battlefield. She decided TraXX could use some back up. Princess Zelda guarded TraXX the rest of the night with her trusty Bow and Arrows.
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Luigi needed to know if Peter Griffin was trustworthy or not. Luigi cornered Peter and got all the information he needed.
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Dr. Wily was busy in his lab in Mother Brain's ship. His subject was grateful for all the help Dr. Wily provided.
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Ryu, the strong silent type, stayed in the shawdows but kept a watchful eye on Badger in case anyone decided to come for Badger this night.
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Pit wasn't even close to running out of arrows or stopping his troublesome ways. Pit bent over and aimed his Bow through his legs and let a arrow fly down to the raging war below. TimeSplitter was doing his part on the battlefield when a arrow burned through his ankle. Pit giggled at a job well done, watching TimeSplitter limp along his way.
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Bowser had had all he could stand and he couldn't stand no more. After watching Ganon and Donkey Kong fall he knew he had to act. Bowser lowered the Koopa Keep's drawbridge and stomped out, delivering a mighty T-Rex roar, but cooler and louder because he's a Koopa. King Koopa. Bowser spotted Princess Zelda talking to Toad and thought this was the opportunity he was waiting for. Bowser managed to chase them into a dead end.
"This is perfect! A Toad and a Princess, although truth be told I always pictured this with a different Princess but it won't ruin my fun." Bowser declared.
"Look away Toad." Zelda whispered calmly as she held Toad close to her chest and turned her back to Bowser.
With that Bowser let a mighty fireball out starting slowly on Fro's back and increased the amount of fire, eventually engulfing the entire dead end. Fro let out a mighty scream but staying true to character continued to guard Virm from the flames as long as possible. Both were fried to a crisp, after screaming for mercy but receiving none by Bowser, King Koopa.
Virm has been murdered. He was Toad, Town-aligned Even Night Hider
Fro has been murdered. He was Princess Zelda, Town-aligned Odd Night Healer.
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Day 4
Pit let a arrow fly from a top his cloud.
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10- King Diamond (Psycho, Bert, Mazer, kev, Grim, Randolph, Rip, Peter Griffin, CWE, kangus)
King Diamond was hoping it wouldn't come to this. He was put through a UWZ because of his shiftiness and people didn't know if they could trust him.
King Diamond found himself in a wrestling ring, surrounded by fans. Across the ring V.W.A. Heavyweight Champion The Amazon stood, licking his lips. The bell rung and Amazon leapt into the air at King Diamond.
Kirby inhaled Amazon but that was his last mistake. The Amazon started eating Kirby from the inside out. The Amazon finished the Puff, let out a burp and was declared winner and still Champion.
King Diamond has been lynched. He was Town-aligned Kirby, Absorber.
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Night 4
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Pit flew down closer to the anarchy happening below. Flying closer he saw Pablo Diablo battling some Hammer Brothers. Pablo was ducking their hammers when Pit took the oppurtunity to send a arrow up towards a hammer. Pit redirected the hammer right into Pablo's jaw, as he couldn't readjust quick enough to avoid it.
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Mega Man found the ability parts he wanted. "This is what I need to turn the tide in our favor" he declared.
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Princess Toadstool decided to blow another kiss Psycho666Soldier's way.
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Luigi was also interested in Psycho666Soldier. While Toadstool was flirting with Psycho666Soldier, Luigi took the time to check his pockets to see what his true intentions are.
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DH Dog was busy sniffing around. He picked up a scent and started on the trail, leading to Bert. "Good dog" Bert said as he gave Dog a pet on the head. DH Dog decided to follow Bert for the rest of the evening.
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Princess Toadstool was happy with the evenings events. She really hoped the battle would be over soon. The loss of Princess Zelda weighed heavy on her mind. Toadstool was headed towards the Castle door. She rounded the corner and found herself laying on the ground. "Funny, I don't recall a wall there" she mumbled to herself. King Hippo launched himself in the air, coming down hard on Toadstool, knocking the air out of her. "First a King, now a Princess! I'll wipe out all the royalty in Videoland." Princess gasped for air, as she struggled to crawl away. King Hippo knew he had the upper hand, like a cat with a caught mouse. He raised his glove and out popped a huge knife. Hippo came down, punching Princess Toadstool right in the neck. King Hippo stood and watched CWE choked to death, drowning in their own blood. King Hippo trotted away, feeling glorious.
CWE has been murdered. He was Town-alignment Princess Toadstool Even Night Healer.
Videoland, especially the citizens of Hyrule and The Mushroom Kingdom, have entered into a mourning period over the loss of both Princesses. Day 5 has been cancelled.
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Night 5
Dr. Wily was, once again, hard at work on his subject in his lab.
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Ryu kept to himself in the shadows but kept a steady eye on Pablo Diablo. Ryu saw Luigi question Pablo Diablo on his intentions in battle.
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Pit was relishing his recent actions. He loved causing chaos and destruction to everything around him. Little Mac saw Pit buzzing around The Battlefield and had had enough. Little Mac got in a crouch behind a bush and waited for Pit to fly by. Little Mac blasted Pit when he saw his chance. Pit hit the ground hard. Little Mac sprung into action, giving Pit some quick blasts to the face. Little Mac picked Pit up and gave him a tiny toss in the air, enough room for Little Mac to hit his signature Upper Cut sending Psycho666Soldierback to the clouds, not to be seen again.
Psycho666Soldier has been murdered. He was Pit Neutral-aligned Psycho Ex-Soldier.
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Mario and Link had escape and started out in their journey towards the battle. They were unsure the way to go but were making headway they thought. They came out of the desert and forest of Mushroom Kingdom. Once they had gotten past the tress they saw something in the distance. "Let's Go!" shouts Link as he sprinnts toward Mother Brain's massive ship. Mario struggled to keep up with Link but both reached the ship. The door was opened. Mother Brain came rolling down the ramp, Bowser in hot pursuit. "I can't believe Wily and Hippo left me here!" shouted Mother Brain. Mario and Link both leapt back but were ready to battle. Link had his sword drawn and bomb in both hands. Mario had recently grabbed a Fire Flower in his travels. Bowser leapt on the back of Mother Brain's tank, stabbing it with his massive claws, cracking open the glass. Link tossed a bomb up and swatted the bomb with his sword at the opening of Mother Brain's tank. Mario threw some Fire Power at the bomb. It landed in the tank. Bowser made doubly sure Mother Brain would be done, sticking his claws from his right hand into the tank, ripping tendons and tendrils out everywhere. The bomb went off, killing Stan Accy, and sending Bowser and the pair of Mario and Link in opposite directions.
Stan Accy was murdered. He was Yellow Scum's Mother Brain- Godfather.
BBF was aching to help out. Not much King Charles could do still being stuck in The Mirror Mother Brain had stuck him decades ago. The doubt in him that has been placed this day has caused King Charles to fade away, never to be seen again. He died lonely wondering why communications with him had ceased back around 1991.
BBF has been lynched. He was Town-aligned King Charles- Vanilla King.
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Night 6
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Luigi was on the hunt. He was leaping over pipes and blocks when he spots Mazer. "Seems like a good time to find out what he's all about." Luigi says to himself. Luigi startled Mazer and then started getting the information he needed.
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DH Dog was out for a fire hydrant stop when he spotted Badger. DH Dog finished up and then kept on Badger's tail for the evening.
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Mega Man was out in battle when he felt a surge of great power.
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King Hippo was feeling great. He was taking control of The Battlefield and, with Mother Brain's demise, he felt a freedom he hadn't experienced in years. "A kingly meal is what I need to refuel my tank." Hippo declared. He spotted a tiny Mushroom Kingdom restaurant, "Pasta Power" and decided to ransack the kitchen. Hippo entered the building and made his way into the kitchen. King Hippo noticed TraXX was there already, in the giant walk in cooler. King Hippo shut the door and locked it, keeping TraXX locked in the cold all night. Hippo took the feast that TraXX had seemingly prepared and made his way back out into The Mushroom Kingdom.
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Dr. Wily decided to go out and check on what was happening on this night. He hopped in the "Wily Machine" and took to the sky. Dr. Wily saw Luigi and thought the timing was perfect. Dr. Wily turned his Wily Machine on silent and hid in a cloud. Wily projected a image of King Boo a ways away from Luigi knowing that ghost catcher wouldn't be able to resist going after Boo. Luigi did head towards the image and was getting closer when Dr. Wily swooped in on Luigi, grabbing him with two retractable arms that come off the ship. Dr. Wily didn't think twice about hightailing it out of there in a hurry, while he controlled the two arms to rip Luigi in half, dropping the halfs back down to the ground. Dr. Wily laughed as he saw, Bert, one half of the famous "Mario" Brothers torn apart, falling to the ground, landing with a blood splattered thud.
Bert has been murdered. He was Town-aligned Luigi, Cop.
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Day 7
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Vote Count
7- Grim (Mazer, Badger, kangus, Rip, Peter Griffin, TraXX, $!*♡☆)
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Out of the list of suspects, the crowd settled on Grim and they didn't even wait for him to chime in on the matter. A UWZ had opened and the mad crowd picked up Grim and gave him a big toss into the warp.
Grim awoke to find himself on a Speeder Bike, just starting to accelerate. At first dodging the concrete walls seemed easy enough. Hitting the ramps seemed a tad tricky but Grim adjusted. The bike started to get fast though. Real fast. It was taking his full concentration not to get thrown and splattered across the Tunnel Grim had found himself in.
"A Warp Zone! I just need to mak" |||| Dr. Wily was starting to say to himself before he crashed head first into a concrete wall, crushing his neck like a accordion being pushed in.
Grim has been lynched. He was Yellow Scum's Dr. Wily- Doctor.
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Night 7
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Mega Man knew the battle was coming to a end and was determined to make a difference for his side. He saw Mikey Jones and made a dash over to him. "Tell me everything you know or you'll be sorry!" Mega Man shouted. Mikey Jones did just that. Satisfied, Mega Man took off to put this new information to good use.
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Ryu was still hiding in the shadows. Ryu spotted Mazer and decided that it would be smart to keep on his tail all night.
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Mario was thrown in the explosion that killed Mother Brain and was knocked out cold, landing hard against a big green pipe. Mario awoke to see Bowser making his way over to him, fast. Mario grabbed the leaf that was laying next to him and starting running towards Bowser. Mario picked up speed and left his feet, fluttering over Bowser's giant Koopa head. Mario swooped behind him, spun his tail, and nailed Bowser right in the mouth. Mario followed with another tail swing to the face, then landed on Bowser, then a flurry of punches to Bowser's big dome. Mario back flipped off Bowser's chest and got ready to take flight again. Mario jumped but didn't get enough steam to take off. Bowser used this to his advantage, snatching Mario by the tail and swinging him down in a powerful slamming motion. Bowser held on to the tail, swinging Mario up and then down repeatedly. Bowser finally ended this by swinging Mario face first into the big green pipe he had hit earlier. "After all these years, I finally have you where I want you." Bowser proclaimed. Mario was conscious, trying to inch his way away over blood and lost teeth, face pouring more blood to the ground. Bowser felt a moment of hesitation. After all, Mario, had helped him recapture Koopa Keep the time The Smithy Gang took it over and, truth be told, Bowser felt bad about finally killingMario in this fleeting moment. Bowser knew he had to follow through though. He let the flame build in his stomach and let it pour out of his mouth. Mario let loose a scream, as his feet were totally engulfed in flames. Bowser moved the fire up his body, until HHHnFoley_Rulez had been completely burned to ash.
HHHnFoley_Rulez has been murdered. He was Town-aligned Mario- Prisoner.
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Day 8
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Vote Count
6- TimeSplitter (Mazer, kev, kangus, TraXX, Rip, Peter Griffin)
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TimeSplitter could see his time was up. He wanted them to reconsider but the angry mob wouldn't. They shoved him through a UWZ.
TimeSplitter was skating around instantly, trying to stay upright when a Edmonton player, body checked him right into a fight! The player from Edmonton wailed on TimeSplitter until he was knocked off his feet, landing hard on the back of his head. Blood started to ooze out of Bowser's head as the referee dragged (very slowly) his lifeless body off the ice.
TimeSplitter has been lynched. He was Red Scum's Bowser- Fire Breather.
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Night 8: The Badger Birthday Bash
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Mega Man was delivering amounts of damage in every direction. Mega Man spots kev and fires his way through Goombas and Hammer Bros. to him. "kev lets cut the bullshit out before I mega bash you." Mega Man threatens. kev gives up all his information to Mega Man.
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DH Dog was out looking for dog treats when he picked up a scent. It was kev! DH Dog spends the night lurking around kev.
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King Hippo saw Mazer but instead of rushing into battle, he decided to study him a bit. Hiding behind a big row of Red pipes, King Hippo learned some things about Mazer he thought he could use to win the war and declare himself King of all Videoland.
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King Hippo was getting ready to lurk away when he saw him. Little Mac. King Hippo couldn't resist this chance to take a shot at his rival. With cat like speed and reflexes, King Hippo was in front of Mac in no time and throwing some heavy fists Little Mac's way. Mac got his dukes up, and made a go at it. Mac was landing lefts and rights to the body and sneaking some in to the head when Mac found a opening. King Hippo was rocked and ended up falling backwards over some low ? blocks. Mac leapt on top punching the hell out of Hippo's face. Mac let Hippo get to a knee to deliver his signature huge uppercut, which Mac did, laying out King Hippo for good.
King Hippo has been Mur---
Nope. Hippo wouldn't go down so easy this time. King Hippo, popped the knife out of his glove and turned Little Mac around, punching Macright in the eye. Mac died being stuck to King Hippo's knife glove by the knife in his eye that went through his brain. Little Mac quivered and spit out blood all over King Hippo's mid section. "I finally got you." Hippo whispered to Pablo Diablo, as he twisted and yanked the knife out of Pablo's head.
Pablo Diablo has been murdered. He was Town-aligned Little Mac- Ivan Drago.
"Are so!". "Am not!". Everybody and kev had been going back and forth for awhile now. Finally, everybody gave him a hard shove through a UWZ.
kev popped out in front of a spooky looking mansion. The door was opened so he wandered in. He looked around and thought this place probably best suited a maniac. He turned to leave when Nurse Edna thrust a couple needles full of tranquilizer into him, making kev pass out cold.
King Hippo awoke to find himself triple strapped to a operating table. "Plenty of meat to operate on here." Dr. Fred says with absolute glee. Nurse Edna handed him a scalpel. All the pain King Hippo had caused recently was about to be returned to him, in spades.
kev has been lynched. He was Yellow Scum's King Hippo- JOAT.
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Night 9
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Mega Man kept firing his mighty Arm Canon at whatever Koopa stood before him. "Where are they coming from?!?" he wondered aloud. Mega Man sees TraXX and demands to know what is going on. TraXX tells Mega Man everything he knows. Koopas kept cascading down the hills of Mushroom Kingdom, seemingly more intent on causing destruction to whatever stands before them.
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Ryu stood still and was silent as the night. He was keeping to the shadows of Mushroom Kingdom when he saw kangus. Ryu decided he must keep a steady eye on kangus all night long.
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You have reached Level 10! Voting No Lynch is no longer a option.
The remaining people started eyeballing each other. Why hasn't the battle ended yet they all wonder. They cut off the head of the snake, surely the snake would die.
TraXX let them know what he thought but was met with a push through a UWZ. He popped out, under water, as a big Cheep Chomp was headed right for him! TraXX tried but could not out swim the fast bastard. Ryu has been swallowed whole.
TraXX has been lynched. He was Town-aligned Ryu- ON Watcher.
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Night 10
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Mega Man kept plugging away at the enemies that were swarming him and his friends. Bullet Bills, Dry Bones, Bob-ombs, Koopa Troopas, Paratroopas, Goombas, Paragoombas, Boos, Lakitus and their Spinys, Buzzy Beetles, Pokeys and even Shy Guys all just kept coming, wave after wave, more and more. Mega Man noticed Badger and inquired as to what his part in all this was. Badger spilled his guts and Mega Man took off to see what other damage he could cause to all of these Koopas.
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DH Dog was still out and about sniffing butts, peeing all over the place, barking at things, burying bones and doing other general behaviors he enjoys. DH Dog sees Mazer and wanders up to him. "Bark, Bark!" DH Dog says and follows Mazer around for the night.
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Day 11
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Vote Count
1- Peter Griffin (Mazer)
4- Mikey Jones (kangus, Peter Griffin, Rip, $!~☆♡)
The crowd gathered around Mikey Jones. "Look at all the evidence" they say to him. "It has to be you". they all agree.
"A fine way to treat a ruler of Videoland" Mikey declares. "I don't need this" he declares and a UWZ opens before Princess Lana and she jumps through.
Captain N wasn't about to lose Princess Lana again. He saw what was happening from across the battlefield and dashed towards the UWZ and managed to leap through before it closed.
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Captain N entered to what look like a enormous gothic castle. He wandered a bit and started noticing various Koopa Troopa statues and figured out he had warped into Koopa Keep. Captain N readied his trusty Zapper and continued on. "Place is pretty empty" he whispered to himself.
"Kevin!" Princess Lana shouted. Captain N sprinted down the hallway into what appeared to be a lavish bedroom.
"Princess, are you OK?" Captain N asked.
"I'm great" she exclaimed. "Get in here".
Captain N walked all the way into the room and it was a bedroom as he thought. "We need to get out of here, Princess" he says. "The Koopa Troopa could return to find us here any minute".
"Very true" she slyly replied as she took off Kevin's Power Belt and took his Zapper from his hand. "We finally have a moment to ourselves though". Lana tossed the Belt and Zapper across the room and pushed Captain N into a chair. "We have a moment to catch up, I'm sure" she says.
"OK", Captain N says, leaning back in the giant recliner. "My life has been miserable without you Lana. I should have never left".
"A more true statement has never been uttered" Princess Lana says. She sits down in a chair next to Captain N and presses a button. The button releases metal handcuffs and ankle cuffs from Captain N's chair, soundly capturing him.
"What the hell Lana?" he exclaimed.
"Don't act like you care now Kevin!" Lana shouts. "You didn't care when you left me. You miss your parents Kevin? My Mother is dead. My Father was trapped in a mirror. You were supposed to be there for me and you took off after a couple months of being "bored". I'm sorry I bore you, Kev" she explains. "You left me alone for years. Just up in the tower of The Palace of Power by myself".
Princess Lana has revealed herself to be Red Scum- Heartbroken.
"You left me all alone and then guess what?" Princess Lana yells. "Bowser captured me. He locked me away in his Koopa Keep Dungeon. Did you come save me? Not you, not Simon Belmont, not Mega Man and not Pit. So much for being a Princess. Literally Videoland falls all over themselves for Zelda or Toadstool but their beloved Princess disappears for years and nobody says nothing?!? Videoland literally just shut down the other day because they die? Lets face it, they were both a couple of snooty, snotty bitches and I'm glad they're dead. Especially Toadstool. She never had any respect for me or my edicts for Videoland. Her and her father, King Toadstool, always went out of their way to ignore my wishes. So I sat in Koopa Keep Dungeon waiting for the day you'd save me, Captain N, but I soon realized the day would never come. I was fed up. Nobody cared. There were no story cartridges of all our adventures like that fatty Mario or that punk Link. I was the Princess of nothing. So I decided to become Queen of something".
"Queen?" Captain N asked.
"That's right. You are looking at Queen Lana Koopa. I married Bowser. I bore him a son".
Bowser Jr. could take no more and burst into the room, giving Queen Koopa a huge hug while crying his little reptile eyes out. "I love you, mom!" Bowser Jr. shouts between sobs. "Forces are breaking through the front gates" he explained to her.
Queen Lana gave him a motherly hug and whispered something in Bowser Jr's ear. Bowser Jr. met Captain N's eyes and gave him a soul shattering growl before reluctantly exiting the room, with one last, long, loving look at his Mother.
"He is the sweetest child" Queen Lana says as she turns back to the captured Captain N, wiping a tear from her eye. "Make no mistake Kevin, I loved you and you left me. Bowser turned out to be the man of my dreams. He was always there. Always willing to do my bidding. Once I got my claws in him he became even more obsessed with placing Toadstool's head on my mantle. I became his rock, raising his first 8 kids, The Koopalings, as my own. I was always there to encourage him to try again when that stupid plumber and his brother ruined Bowser's plans. Then came the day when Magikoopa opened all the Ultimate Warp Zones. I knew you'd be returning, tail between your legs, begging my forgiveness. I knew The War For Videoland was coming. It was time to come out of hiding. I came to enjoy my days ruling Koopa Keep but I knew it was time to reemerge into the public eye. It was the only way this would work. Plan A would have been King Bowser and Queen Lana ruling Videoland together but Plan B will have to do".
Queen Lana Koopa pulled out a knife and stabbed Captain N in the heart. Queen Koopa watched the life drain out of Captain N's eyes. All the grief she carried with her carried on through her knife, stabbing Captain N 28 more times, the last stab being placed squarely between Badger's eyes.
Badger has been murdered. He was Town-aligned Kevin "Captain N" Keene- Captain.
"One stab for each human year you left me here alone, Kevin. You have no idea how long that is here in Videoland." Queen Lana says to no one in particular, since she is the only living being in the room now.
Queen Lana left her bedroom and came walking out into the hallway of Koopa Keep. She continued on her way to the front gate, knowing she had to buy Bowser Jr. time to escape.
Simon Belmont was first to see her. "Princess?" he says.
"Queen" she corrected him, catching his whip and tripping Simon up with it.
Link drew his sword and challenged Lana to step forward. She complied with her Sceptor and they went back and forth before Queen Lana disarmed Link of his sword and knocking him out with a Sceptor shot to the back of the head.
Mega Man fired some shots that Lana dodged effortlessly. She had her Sceptor out and returned fire above Mega Man, hitting a balcony and knocking blocks down onto Mega Man.
DH Dog latched onto Lana's ankle and wouldn't let go. Queen Lana remembered Captain N's dog, Duke, and having never really liked dogs as well, starting raising her Sceptor, readying it to come down on DH Dog's snout.
Samus Aran had her Arm Cannon charged and just needed a target. When she saw Queen Lana Koopa's arms in the air, getting ready to deal a death blow to poor DH Dog, she knew this was her time. Samus let out a mighty shot at Queen Koopa, that had gone unnoticed since she was dealing with DH Dog, that caught her right through chest, leaving a soft ball size hole where tissue, bone and organ once was.
Mikey Jones slupped to the ground, dead.
Mikey Jones has been lynched. He was Red Scum's Princess Lana turned Queen Lana Koopa- Heartbroken.
Samus Aran, Simon Belmont, Mega Man, DH Dog and Link help each other regain their senses and composure after that final battle and exit The Koopa Keep. They continue to King Toadstool's castle, to let him know this battle has ended.
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Videoland Champions
"A WInner Is You."
7. Rip- Simon Belmont- Whipmaster 11. Randolph- Link- Prisoner 13. Mazer- Mega Man- Town Back Up turned Mega Absorber turned Mega Cop 16. kangus- DH Dog- EN Tracker 19. Peter Griffin- Samus Aran- Double Voter
Players
1. Pablo Diablo- Little Mac- Ivan Drago
2. CWE- Princess Toadstool- EN Healer
3. Stan Accy- Mother Brain- Godfather
4. Badger- Captain N- Captain
5. Virm- Toad- EN Hider
6. Judas Iscariot- Donkey Kong- Roleblocker
7. Rip- Simon Belmont- Whipmaster
8. Caito- King Slender- ON Roleblocker
9. TimeSplitter- Bowser- Fire Breather
10. Bert- Luigi- Cop
11. Randolph- Link- Prisoner
12. Fro- Princess Zelda- ON Healer
13. Mazer- Mega Man- Town Back Up turned Mega Absorber turned Mega Cop
14. kdestiny- Ganon- Warlock Godfather
15. TraXX- Ryu- ON Watcher
16. kangus- DH Dog- EN Tracker
17. King Diamond- Kirby- Absorber
18. Mikey Jones- Princess Lana turned Queen Lana Koopa
19. Peter Griffin- Samus Aran- Double Voter
20. Grim- Dr. Wily- Doctor
21. HHHnFoley_Rulez- Mario- Prisoner
22. JP- Eggplant Wizard- (Bumbling) Wizard Minion
23. kev- King Hippo- JOAT
24. BBF- King Charles- Vanilla King
25. Psycho666Soldier- Pit- Psycho Ex-Soldier
With 25 players it takes 13 for a majority to lynch.
Last edited by Jarrod1983; October 4th, 2020 at 8:33 PM.
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before he was pushed through the UWZ.
