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    Hall of Fame for Inaminate Objects

    Per discussion in the RAW thread, I think this is worthy of its own discussion thread.

    What inanimate objects used in wrestling (or at least, have been featured in storylines) belong in their own separate category of the Hall of Fame?

    Steps and chairs are a given, as are ladders.

    I'll add the Spanish Announce Table, and perhaps the Hell in A Cell.

    But what else is truly worthy enough for a Hall of Fame spot?

    We don't want a watered down list of props, that would include a Moppy or Iron Mike Sharpe's wristband, but props like the Undertaker's Urn might deserve consideration.

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    Head, 2x4, Arrogance spray, Beefcake sheers, sunglasses, LOD shoulderpads, megaphone, and the Big Blue Cage
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    Moppy should totally get in! Head and Pepe too.

    Blackmanís party time sticks.

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    If it's WWE's HoF, you know Trip's sledgehammer will be headlining a class.

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    I need more convincing on Moppy, because the run was comparatively short, although Saturn got him/her/it over in a big way. Pepe is very similar. Maybe an honorable mention, or just a spot in the celebrity wing.

    I will agree on Head, and definitely caskets.

    And forgive me, but Badger mentioned Cookie Sheets and Garbage Cans, as well as Mick Foley's Barbie.

    For that matter, we should include thumbtacks, and perhaps even Randy the Ram's Staple Gun

    Stone Cold Steve Austin's Steveweisers

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    I would mention the cross but it could be controversial

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3puppies
    I need more convincing on Moppy, because the run was comparatively short, although Saturn got him/her/it over in a big way. Pepe is very similar. Maybe an honorable mention, or just a spot in the celebrity wing.
    Moppy and Pepe's runs were short but very memorable plus had to endure a gruesome woodchipper death. Icons who deserve proper posthumous inductions.

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    Obviously the MITB briefcase, Rowdy Roddy Piper's coconut, The Big Bossman's nightstick, and Katie Vick.

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    And before anyone suggests it, whether deserving of rep or not, despite appearing inanimate, the Great Khali is not eligible for this category.

    I'll add Mr. Fuji's bag of salt, and Gorgeous George's perfume atomizer.

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    Also The Rock's elbow pads, Jimmy Hart's megaphone, and class headliner-Honky Tonk Man's guitar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazer View Post
    Obviously the MITB briefcase, Rowdy Roddy Piper's coconut, The Big Bossman's nightstick, and Katie Vick.
    Good calls on the first three. I'd prefer to forget the last one

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    The guitar in general has been the object for several superstars honorable mention to the mobile rings at mania 6 and Vince Russo's pole
    Last edited by Bluegunn; May 27th, 2020 at 3:26 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3puppies View Post
    the Great Khali is not eligible for this category.

    .
    Because the times he danced with Nattie exempt him? You're tough......but fair.


    What about Nathan Jones and kelly kelly?

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    The King of the Ring Crown / Scepter / Royal Robe / throne belong in a royalty wing.

    On the guitars, there have been many that are deserving, but like Moppy and Pepe, they never seem to last without getting bashed on someone. But Honky Tonk Man must have kept one intact somewhere...

    And sorry I missed it @Bluegunn, but $$$. The Million Dollar Man's cash definitely belongs - as does the basketball he kicked out of that little kid's hand. Making a kid cry on national TV, to get heel heat, is truly inspirational.

    I don't know if we're going to include parts of wrestler's costumes, like the Rock's elbow pads, but what the heck, this was my thread, so why not? Pat Patterson's skid marks were funny as hell.

    Agreed on Cornette's tennis racket and Jimmy Hart's megaphone.

    Bret Hitman Hart's sunglasses belong, because he gave so many away to young fans, making the experience special for them.

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    There is the tazer as well but the Mountie's shock stick inspired it.

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    Val Venus' penis... lmao. Maybe the glass or the entire Beefcake set Marty Jannetty went through

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    Quote Originally Posted by JuveLeo View Post
    Val Venus' penis... lmao. Maybe the glass or the entire Beefcake set Marty Jannetty went through
    That moment was great but it was a one-off. We can't just let any old objects in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3puppies View Post
    How have we forgotten the Kendo Stick
    And thumb tacks, especially when Orton's back became as JR would say a "human pin cushion".

    That night Orton was made.

    EDIT: Okay just realised you already mentioned them.
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    - "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan's 2x4
    - Jim Cornette's Tennis Racket
    - Kurt Angle's Gold Medals
    - Austin's beer cooler and Steveweisers
    - The Road Warrior's shoulder pads
    - Kerry Von Erich's prosthetic foot
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    - "Cowboy" Bob Orton's arm cast
    - D'Lo Brown's chest protector
    - Triple H's sledgehammer
    - John Cena's throwback sports jersey collection
    - Billy Gunn and Bart Gunn's cowboy hats, chaps, and jackets
    - The Young Pistol's cap guns
    - The Big Bossman's nightstick
    - Stacy Keibler's ass bust
    - Lex Luger's metal forearm
    - Sting's face paint
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    - A 20-foot ladder
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    - The hand that Mae Young gave birth to
    - Sandman's kendo stick
    - Kurt Angle's wig, after he lost his hair
    - Rick Steiner's dog collar
    - Jimmy Hart's megaphone
    - Father James Mitchell's many rings
    - Diamond Dallas Page's Battle Bowl Ring
    - Sting's WCW King of Cable Trophy
    - Sable's Playboy magazine
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    - Al Snow's head
    - The ashes of Pepper in an urn
    - Al Snow's mounted deer head, Pierre (Who remembers this one?)
    - Kane's original mask
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    Spudz you mention cowboy hats and only pick the Gunns? Shame!



    The best to rock a cowboy hat I think.



    I stand corrected.

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    Or this ladder


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    I guess we should have a musical wing that would include guitars (Honky Tonk Man, Jeff Jarrett, and Elias versions, heck why not include the Rock's too), as well as Francesca the Trombone (thank you Stan), and probably even the ring bell if we want to count that as musical. I'll nominate Sgt Slaughter's whistle to this subcategory. Cyndi Lauper's gold album (that she smashed over Roddy Piper) might fit in the music wing as well. Any other musical instruments deserving a shout out?


    What would Ron Simmons say reading this list, getting this far and noticing we haven't mentioned the APA door/frame and card table?

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    I don’t know if Little Jimmy counts.

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    I don't think these have been mentioned:

    - Jericho's scarf
    - All versions of the Jeritron.

    Quote Originally Posted by Badger View Post
    Or this ladder

    Or even this ladder


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    If we have a musical wing then as you're walking through it, every two minutes the Royal Rumble buzzer goes off.

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    Edge's cue cards that he had Angle read, the ones that said "I'm a dork" on the back

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    Quote Originally Posted by Badger View Post
    I don’t know if Little Jimmy counts.
    Good question, but perhaps "cousin Ricky's" prosthetic teeth count.


    Andy Kaufman's "intergender" championship, but more importantly, the cup of coffee he threw at Jerry Lawlor on Letterman.

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    Since Tempest is rarely around these days, I'm going to safely say Kurt Angle's tiny boots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazer View Post
    Also The Rock's elbow pads, Jimmy Hart's megaphone, and class headliner-Honky Tonk Man's guitar.
    The rocks eyebrow. He can shave it, it will grow back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by virmicious View Post
    The rocks eyebrow. He can shave it, it will grow back.
    I like it.

    Maybe we convince Val Venis to donate as well. He seems like he'd believe about anything these days

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    The Diamond Hall of Fame Induction for Inanimate Objects

    The List of Jericho - Chris Jericho
    BBQ Sauce! - Inducted by Jim Ross
    Stink Face! - Inducted by Rikishi
    Power of the punch! - Inducted by William Regal
    Paul Heyman! - Inducted by Paul Heyman
    Cookie Jar that JR smashed in Tazz's face! - Inducted by Tazz
    Shopping Trolley! - Inducted by Raven
    Crutches! - Inducted by Bret Hart
    Exposed Turnbuckle - Inducted by JBL
    Boiler Room - Inducted by Mick Foley
    Fire Extinguisher - Inducted by Kane
    Duct tape - In duct taped by John Cena
    Arm Wrestling -Inducted by Mark Henry
    Lead Pipe - Inducted by Scott Steiner
    Milk - Inducted by Kurt Angle
    Barricade - Inducted by Goldberg
    Mist - Inducted by The Great Muta
    The Cole Mine - Inducted by Michael Cole
    Shillelagh - Inducted by Finlay

    And I would now like to announce, the last inductee into the 2020 class Hall of Fame for inanimate objects is...
    Last edited by The Diamond; May 29th, 2020 at 3:47 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Diamond View Post
    Shillelagh - Inducted by Finlay

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazer View Post
    I like it.

    Maybe we convince Val Venis to donate as well. He seems like he'd believe about anything these days
    If he donates then we can erect a statue.

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    A Ric Flair robe hasn't been mentioned yet either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Diamond View Post
    The Diamond Hall of Fame Induction for Inanimate Objects

    The List of Jericho - Chris Jericho
    BBQ Sauce! - Inducted by Jim Ross
    Stink Face! - Inducted by Rikishi
    Power of the punch! - Inducted by William Regal
    Paul Heyman! - Inducted by Paul Heyman
    Cookie Jar that JR smashed in Tazz's face! - Inducted by Tazz
    Shopping Trolley! - Inducted by Raven
    Crutches! - Inducted by Bret Hart
    Exposed Turnbuckle - Inducted by JBL
    Boiler Room - Inducted by Mick Foley
    Fire Extinguisher - Inducted by Kane
    Duct tape - In duct taped by John Cena
    Arm Wrestling -Inducted by Mark Henry
    Lead Pipe - Inducted by Scott Steiner
    Milk - Inducted by Kurt Angle
    Barricade - Inducted by Goldberg
    Mist - Inducted by The Great Muta
    The Cole Mine - Inducted by Michael Cole
    Shillelagh - Inducted by Finlay

    And I would now like to announce, the last inductee into the 2020 class Hall of Fame for inanimate objects is...

    This was fun to read, although I dunno about Rikishi's Stink Face, as that's more of a move than an inanimate object. I like your wording with the duct tape.

    I think more of George the Animal Steele, may he rest in peace, when it comes to exposed turnbuckles, but JBL is a good call as he is still living.


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    Much as I would question the Stink Face as an inanimate object, I think I'd question how Paul Heyman qualifies even more...

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    Seems like a good place to make a joke about someone's fake boobs here...whose are worthy? I would suggest Sable as that's about all she brought to the table.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mth View Post
    Much as I would question the Stink Face as an inanimate object, I think I'd question how Paul Heyman qualifies even more...
    Ok I'll accept Paul Heyman and stink face aren't but can I keep Mist?
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    wow all these posts and no mention of the staple CLANGY PIPES from all backstage battles

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    Also can’t believe everyone including myself in that has not brought up Bray’s Firely Funhouse Friends. Especially Ramblin Rabbit.

    The Holly scales as well that had the magical power to double their weight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mth View Post
    Seems like a good place to make a joke about someone's fake boobs here...whose are worthy? I would suggest Sable as that's about all she brought to the table.
    I mean there are several candidates. I remember Stephanie McMahon having memorable interactions with young Y2J just after her surgery. Certainly between Charlotte's busting and being part of a memorable feud with Becky, they deserve mention as candidates.

    But I think you're right. Sable was a pioneer in that arena.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matthew View Post
    wow all these posts and no mention of the staple CLANGY PIPES from all backstage battles
    Great call, and it's a shame they haven't gotten love. I finally figured out that they must be a necessity for a backstage interviewer to never be more than 15 feet away from clangy pipes at any time, just in case someone wants to interrupt a segment.

    Seriously, has anyone ever figured out why EVERY backstage arena has these things around?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Badger View Post
    If he donates then we can erect a statue.


    You cheeky bastard

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3puppies View Post
    Seriously, has anyone ever figured out why EVERY backstage arena has these things around?
    Spare aluminium scaffolding for the stage

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    Methinks you don't know the definition of 'inanimate object'...

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    This thread has just become "Name every inanimate object in wrestling".

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    Quote Originally Posted by mth View Post
    This thread has just become "Name every inanimate object in wrestling".
    Maybe we should do a vote out of these objects?

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    Agreed, at this rate we may as well put Mike Sharpe's wristbands. He even threw them to the crowd before matches in the 80s

    Need proper guidelines like
    Need to be used in a match or storyline
    Used by more than one wrestler

    Also probably dont need the specific wrestler to be in the hall. Like a steel chair is no different than the chair by edge and Christian or Balls
    Same with guitar and a few others like sunglasses.

    Shout out to fire ball even though Hogan and undertaker were not great at them
    Last edited by Bluegunn; May 31st, 2020 at 4:09 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hacksaw View Post
    The potted plant that put over HHH.
    Or even better the lamp that didn’t. HHH vs lamp:


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