Saw this on Facebook and thought it would be fun to try here.
Hard choice between 1 and 3 for me but I’d go with 3 as heard more of Austin’s stories plus Rock and Black in the same group sounds awesome.
Sorry about the Photobucket graphic in the middle. My go to hosting site.
Oh no PB image on my tablet.
How come Bret didn't get invited to this dinner?
The photomaker screwed Bret for some reason.Originally Posted by Jarrod1983
I'm sure he'd have some story about how Bret screwed Bret.
I'm at Austin's table, getting boozed up with The Rattlesnake. Then mingling the fuck out of that room.
Thinking outside the box, I like it.
Table 6 also sounds like fun after a few beers.
There are some odd pairings here. The one table I wouldn't want to sit at is 9.
Just don't bring a bag.
I'm sitting at 3. I bet Aleister Black is an underrated conversationalist.
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I agree. One of the best parts of MITB is when Black strolls out and says Mr. Styles, how is your jaw this evening, or whatever the line was. I want more of that shit talking while he's kicking the fuck out of people.
Get these apps and zerts.
He and I would probably get on great with our musical tastes.
I would sit at 3 and try to wedge a divide between Seth and Becky.
You'd have better luck sitting at 1 and convince Seth he's too young to be tied down. Then swoop in on Becky later after the argument.
Old tricks of the trade sir.
6 or 2 would be fine. 5 and 4 acceptable.
The rest I would probably take my food to go as they all have people on who would probably annoy me.
Out of interest, who out the other tables you think would annoy you?
Yeah table 9 would be rough.
Youd be super kicked and then hit with an rko out of no where. Wake up with poop in your luggage and raped by tamina. Possibly murdered. Could be any order on the last two things.
Table 1 -- I'd casually mention Jim Cornette to Seth Rollins, go to the bathroom, and leave out the window.
Table 2 -- Sasha and AJ might be fun. Styles is a flat earther moron. Maybe I could get AJ and Kane to exchange Vince Russo stories while Sasha joins me at the bar? Wouldn't want to debate Kane on politics, he might get mad and set me on fire.
Table 3 -- Everybody would just want to talk to The Rock. I'd ask him when Escape To Witch Mountain 3 is coming out.
Table 4 -- I'd schedule a yoga session with Trish and then try to start a contest between Trish and Kofi over who's more bendy. Bayley wins.
Table 5 -- John Cena would institute a series of "House Rules" for the table that I wouldn't be able to follow. When I accidentally use one of the 77 different forks for something it isn't meant for, he'd have me kicked out.
Table 6 -- Does Asuka speak English? Watching The Fiend try to eat through a mask might be fun. Batista seems cool. Just don't mention "Gruber". I'd probably eat at this table.
Table 7 -- If you've seen the Table For 3 episode with Braun, Alexa, and Ember Moon, you know Braun is a human vacuum cleaner with arm muscles as big around as my waist. I don't think I'd get to eat anything at that table. He'd ask for "a bite" of whatever my order is and 10 seconds later, I'd get the plate back with a piece missing out of it.
Table 8 -- Edge seems cool until you remember he's married. Married dudes are never fun to hang out with. Charlotte and Drew Mac seem like they'd be boring.
Table 9 -- Speaking of boring. Randy Orton is about as exciting as watching paint dry. And I'm afraid to shake his hand after the "grabbing his balls" incident from a couple years ago. Tamina --- eh. And Shawn Michaels is a lame ass. Mr. Born Again probably wouldn't share any old road stories.
Asuka does speak English just so you’re aware.
To elaborate she can speak fine but also has enough charisma where she can engage the crowd and her shouty ranting gig at the moment is comedy but she can pull it off. Asuka’s a sweetheart really, would die to eat food and converse with her.
Last edited by Badger; May 23rd, 2020 at 7:04 AM.
She just bought an Arcade 1Up cocktail cab.Asuka does speak English just so you’re aware.
To elaborate she can speak fine but also has enough charisma where she can engage the crowd and her shouty ranting gig at the moment is comedy but she can pull it off. Asuka’s a sweetheart really, would die to eat food and converse with her.
Oooh... maybe that could be our table?
Asuka is a gamer, that’s where Kabuki Warriors came from.
Seth, Becky, Lita and Charlotte. The last table depends on what mood Orton is in...
Yeah I reckon Orton could be a good laugh but it does depend if he is in the right mood. He is a Twitter master.
Becky was lovable but slowly got more obnoxious.
I can't stand Becky. Her voice annoys me greatly.
I'm sure she is gutted.
Her voice could very charitably be called "husky".
It's manly.
Becky and Bryan are interesting case studies (speaking of Bryan he should be included in this pic). Anyway both initially popular underdog faces though Bryan has the technical skills to back it off. Both lightning in a bottle, Bryan is better but still does not come off as arrogant. Becky on the other hand did come off as too arrogant for her own good. I think Shayna should have beaten her at Mania, it would have been nice to see her have some humility again.
Good luck to her being a mother but still wish the title reign would have ended with her putting someone over.
Forget the table, I'd choose to sit under Alexa Bliss
So would everyone but that’s cheating.
In that case, table 4. I'd love to ask Trish questions just to watch Bayley listen to her answers. Bayley has gotten so much better in the last 15 months or so and she is still rapidly improving, but she's always been a fan herself. And I'd love to listen to Kofi talk about his remarkable career, and ask him who's he's going to ask to induct him into the Hall of Fame when the time comes.
Table 6
I'd only eat st Kofi's table of he spoke in a Jamaican accent the whole time. Plus Big E would have to introduce each plate.
3 or 6. I wouldn't be saying shit, just listening.
Who's the lady in 9?
That's Shawn Michaels...
We're getting a bit off topic, but I keep wondering if WWE knew Becky was trying to have a baby. It only makes sense to have her drop the title to Shayna at 'Mania. Having Becky go undefeated for a year and then just give the belt to Asuka doesn't do much for the division.
Table 6 almost makes me want to dress as a comic book character. However, I would need Bautista to translate for Asuka at times.
I think table 8 would be fun. I don't know why Tamina is even part of this selection though lol
An excerpt from Bret's next autobiography.
"...and the photomaker totally screwed me over. So I punched him dead in the face. But it was still all ruined. And nothing would ever be the same again. The days of good photomakers were over. Now they're just all about the money.
Then two japanese prostitutes washed my body down with their pussies and I felt sad and went to sleep."
All the tables look pretty rough to me.
never did understand that rubbing up to celebrities mentatily.
"My hand touched Aliester Black. I'll never wash my hand again"
well, bad timing on that one but folks been saying that for ages.
I shook Jerry Lawler's hand once.
Put me with a case of Budweiser and a seat at Austin's table ... the rest can go away.
I once high-fived Batista. But it really didn't impact my hand-washing frequency.
No physical contact (though I close to slapping HHH's shoulder and out of reach by inches) but got a 30 second personalised video message from Kurt Angle wishing me well.
Solid. I talked to Kurt at an Impact House Show for a while. Guy I worked with had bought the whole meet and greet package for his son. Work thing came up, the Dad didn't want to miss it, so he asked me to take his son.
With the pass the kid had (kid was about 17 I think), he was allowed to take a family member with him or something like that. So the kid told people I was his Dad. There was only about a 17 year age gap, but it was an Impact Wrestling Show, and its not like people were there to judge. Except Chris Daniels. I think he gave a look.
Anyway, talked to Kurt for a little. Seemed like a good guy, and he appreciated my Clinch Gear shirt.
Go to an AEW show for Mazer vs Chris Daniels II.
Aye love Kurt. It was a Cameo thing my manager organised for me. Got a FB notification about a video and before clickingon it thought "Oh feck, another one of these videos that were funny maybe five years ago because I get a lot of them. I'll keep playing my game and see what it is later". Bout an hour or two later thought "Right let's see what this is" then fell off the chair.
Kurt does a Q and A every Friday on Facebook but he gets so many that you're lucky to get a reply. Not his fault, just a deluge.
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