The ugly sister to the sexiest person thread. This can cover all bases though. Past, present and non-WWE. Let’s hear it for those uggos!
To kick off, Bastion Booger:
The ugly sister to the sexiest person thread. This can cover all bases though. Past, present and non-WWE. Let’s hear it for those uggos!
To kick off, Bastion Booger:
My father's favorite wrestler. Dad never liked wrestling much but sure did like The Booger Man. All through the Attitude era any time it happened to catch my dad's eye he'd be like "They need to get Bastion Booger to wrestle The Rock" or "Booger would be good in DX saying suck it". A couple of things I always will remember him saying about wresting.
Originally Posted by Jarrod1983
I liked another uggo back in the day, Greg Valentine. Purely because we shared the same first name!
The Rock is one ugly dude for me. But he's a multi millionaire so who cares?
Eugene would be top 5.
Snitsky.
Damn it, I never thought this thread would make me consider The Rock vs. Bastion Booger an unrequited dream match.
But now... I don't know.
I'll say this; Too many wrestlers these days are in good shape. I know its probably better to have six-pack abs you can grate cheese on, for your health. You know, less chance of heart disease, high cholesterol, hypertension... But everybody looks the same now. We don't have any big, blubbering fatsos around today. Everybody in the WWE looks like a model (with a few exceptions) and there's nothing there to break up the monotony.
Your mama
Trevor Murdoch deserves a mention.
I gotta agree with @Bagel, as when I first read this thread title, I was certain that Eugene would be mentioned.
Even though I am a canine lover, The Moon Dogs somehow managed to make their manager, Capt. Lou Albano, appealing when they stood together.
George "The Animal" Steele deserves a shout out. Way back when he was a part time wrestler and full time HS teacher/coach, occasionally a student would recognize him and ask him. His standard response was "Do you really think I'm that ugly?"
Moolah was not really Fabulous to look at.
Paul Bearer, may he rest in peace, was a true talent, but he'd never win any beauty contests.
Weird choice here but;
Richard Holliday - MJF's tag-team partner and stablemate in The Dynasty. MJF's group in MLW.
The guy is bronzed like a statue and he's in incredible shape. But the dude has a face that looks like its met a frying pan while he was taking a duck face selfie and it got stuck like that. He's the ugly bastard child of Tyler Breeze and Alberto Del Rio.
Personal preference and all. Maybe I'm just crazy?
I should have added, there was something about Santina - perhaps the 5 oclock shadow or the adam's apple - that places her in the top 5 ugliest female wrestlers.
She's still hotter than Nyla Rose.
Nyla Rose is an ugly woman.
When she was still a dude, she probably wasn't anything better.
Having not seen much of her, I'm Googling images of her now and I've really gotta disagree...
Snitsky
Lars Sullivan is so ugly he had to do gay porn...
Shayna Bayszler is a great wrestler, but she's not one to look at.
She looks like "Botched Sex Change Operation" Baron Corbin with a little hint of "angry gargoyle" for fun.
More like:
lars Sullivan is so ugly he is LUCKY they let him do Gay porn.
Must second Nyla Rose
Nyla Rose vs Riho was for the AEW All Ugly Championship, right?
Dusty Rhodes was one ugly sob from head to foot.
Abdullah the Butcher takes the Ugly Cake though.
.....and eats it too.
Good call on Dusty and Abdullah.
Admitting that you think RIHOOO is hot is enough to get you put on some kind of FBI pedophile watch list.
I know he's WCW and well not really a wrestler but Ralphus gets my vote.
Ralphus is the greatest success story in the history of WCW. He was a ring crew driver that Jericho basically picked at random and made into a character. He went from having a $45,000 a year deal to a $150,000 a year performer deal all because Jericho liked his look and thought he'd be funny to add to his routine.
Ralphus was an ugly fellow indeed.
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