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    Brain Teasers

    How To Play:

    Some posts a teaser and we have to guess it. The person who guesses the teaser will post another one or pass it to someone else. I'll start with an easy one to get things rolling.



    A doctor and a boy were fishing. The boy is the doctors son but the doctor is not the boys father. Who is the doctor?

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    The doctor's a woman

    Hmmm....

    A guy looks at a family photo and says the following statement about someone in the family photo:

    "Brothers and sisters have I none.
    But this person is my father's son"

    Who was the man looking at?

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    It's himself

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    Mother.

    I actually have my own un-conventional one. But will wait till later in the thread before rolling it out.




    2 men travelling on an autobahn in Germany. NO cars actually collide. Yet the 2 drivers end up dying.

    Why?

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    2 motorbikes crash?

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    A crime has been committed.

    A life has been taken.

    The name, address and personal information are known by police.

    However, this person shall never go to trial or jail.

    Question: Why?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikey_Jones
    2 motorbikes crash?
    Good guess. But wrong.

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    They both die of natural causes?

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    Both are qualified drivers but are walking and get hit by a car?

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    Quote Originally Posted by relentless
    Mother.

    I actually have my own un-conventional one. But will wait till later in the thread before rolling it out.




    2 men travelling on an autobahn in Germany. NO cars actually collide. Yet the 2 drivers end up dying.

    Why?
    They are in 2 seperate, single vehicle accidents.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hatred from the soul
    They both die of natural causes?
    No. That would be a fuck of a coincidence on the same autobahn. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikey_Jones
    Both are qualified drivers but are walking and get hit by a car?
    No. They are actually driving on the autobahn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaintMeBloodRed
    They are in 2 seperate, single vehicle accidents.
    Not that either.

    Clue - The cars actually pass one another.

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    The 2 drivers know each other and wave, causing there cars to swerve off the road and crash?

    And hatrder from the soul's is suicide.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikey_Jones
    The 2 drivers know each other and wave, causing there cars to swerve off the road and crash?

    And hatrder from the soul's is suicide.
    Close. But no actual serious damage is done to either car.

    This actually happened.

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    relentless, i am actually so curious to the answer of this that i cant wait anymore. pm me the answer.

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    Question

    There is a common English word that is nine letters long. Each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains an English word - from nine letters right down to a single letter. What is the original word, and what are the words that it becomes after removing one letter at a time?

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    That's not a brainteaser, that's a big ass scavenger hunt.

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    OK guys lets not get distracted from the game currently being played. No new brain teasers until the current one has been solved.

    Quote Originally Posted by relentless
    2 men travelling on an autobahn in Germany. NO cars actually collide. Yet the 2 drivers end up dying.

    Why?

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    A police chase where the criminal went off the road, crashing and the police car followed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikey_Jones
    A police chase where the criminal went off the road, crashing and the police car followed?
    No. Go back to your waving theory. You are not too far away with that guess.

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    They both performed a drive by shooting on each other?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hatred from the soul
    They both performed a drive by shooting on each other?
    That was one of my first guesses when I heard this years ago. Unfortunately like me, you are wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hatred from the soul
    Question

    There is a common English word that is nine letters long. Each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains an English word - from nine letters right down to a single letter. What is the original word, and what are the words that it becomes after removing one letter at a time?
    Restarted, Restated, Restate, Estate, State, Sate, Ate, At, A

    Streambed, Streamed, Steamed, Teamed, Tamed, Tame, Tam, Am, A

    Startling, starting, staring, string, sting, sing, sin, in, I

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    I'll give you another clue.

    Only one of the men is German.

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    One man was coming away from an accident. He was waving away the other drivers form this accident. The 2nd driver, who was German, thoguth he was waving and crashed somehow?

    I suck...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikey_Jones
    One man was coming away from an accident. He was waving away the other drivers form this accident. The 2nd driver, who was German, thoguth he was waving and crashed somehow?

    I suck...
    No dude. You have a creative mind it is a credit to your character.

    Still wrong though.

    The 2 drivers actually pass each other on the autobahn. Prior to the obvious accident there were no crashes, gun-fire etc .... just a normal day.

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    Does it matter that they were in Germany?
    Does it matter only one of them is German?

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    This is bloody hard i give up. Relentless please pm me the answer. If i post it you can give me neg rep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikey_Jones
    Does it matter that they were in Germany?
    Does it matter only one of them is German?
    Yes
    Defintely

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    Quote Originally Posted by hatred from the soul
    This is bloody hard i give up. Relentless please pm me the answer. If i post it you can give me neg rep.
    I don't believe in the rep system, period.

    I will send you the answer.

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    One of them was an English police officer. He saw a german speeding past himon the autobahn and, forgetting it had no speed limits, waved to him to slow down. The German looked but lost control of his car and died in a crash. The English police officer also lost control and crashed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikey_Jones
    One of them was an English police officer. He saw a german speeding past himon the autobahn and, forgetting it had no speed limits, waved to him to slow down. The German looked but lost control of his car and died in a crash. The English police officer also lost control and crashed?
    No.

    Both drivers were travelling in opposite directions. Should help you out.

    Wait till you see my other brain teaser. You will hate me even more. I will save that for a little while though.

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    I hate you now!

    Was the other driver not used to the no speed limits on the autobahn?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikey_Jones
    I hate you now!

    Was the other driver not used to the no speed limits on the autobahn?
    He was'nt used to the autobahn at all.

    Do you want me to put you out of your misery?

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    I'm going to have to give some clues here or this thing will never be solved. Trust me, this is most definately a stretch.

    Relentless already stated that only one driver was German. That means that the other driver is not German and therefore not familiar with driving on the Autobaun

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaintMeBloodRed
    I'm going to have to give some clues here or this thing will never be solved. Trust me, this is most definately a stretch.

    Relentless already stated that only one driver was German. That means that the other driver is not German and therefore not familiar with driving on the Autobaun
    theory:

    both men take turns driving the same car and the englishman wakes up and freaks out due to the car, as far as he is concerned, being on the wrong side of the road. this freak out causes a single car crash?

    but this negates the whole being passed by another car part.

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    Quote Originally Posted by canuckin
    theory:


    but this negates the whole being passed by another car part.
    Interesting. But the drivers are in seperate cars and they DO actually pass.

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    One last guess:

    Englishman is driving slowly on the autobhan, not knowwing about the speed limits. Engishman behind me, knowing speed limits, deicdes to over take. He didn't check to see if there was any cars on the other side of the road though. He pulls out and then swerves back in, seeing a German car coming the other way. Both cars swerve off and both people die?

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    englishman is driving down the wrong side of the road, the two cars are about to crash but narrowly miss each other, causing both men to have heart attacks and die.

    god knows how the cars make after they die


    3
    as the two cars pass each other the german yells something to the english causing the englishman to hunt down and kill the german later in the day


    4
    bombs drop from over head

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikey_Jones
    One last guess:

    Englishman is driving slowly on the autobhan, not knowwing about the speed limits. Engishman behind me, knowing speed limits, deicdes to over take. He didn't check to see if there was any cars on the other side of the road though. He pulls out and then swerves back in, seeing a German car coming the other way. Both cars swerve off and both people die?
    I think perhaps I am going to have to give the answer. It's a more simple concept than what is being guessed.

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    I give up. Please tell

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    [quote=canuckin]2
    englishman is driving down the wrong side of the road

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    as the two cars pass each other the german yells something to the english

    This is correct so far.

    The non-German is not necessarily English. That is'nt important though.

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    do i need to know any german to figure this out?

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    The englishman was driving on the wrong side of the road. The german driving the other way swore at the englishman before haing to swerve off the roa and die. The englishmen then realises what he was doing and swerves back to the right side but skids and dies?

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    One of the drivers is a foreigner and travelling the wrong way up the autobahn as the other man is driving down it. Both men have their driver's side window open. The German native leans out to yell at the crazy foreigner and as he does so the foreigner's head connects with the German's. Both die instantaneously from the impact. Believe it or not no serious crashes or accidents were caused by these events.

    Apparently, one driver run out of fuel and the other's tyre popped causing them to veer off into a side-ditch.

    Next Brain-teaser ?

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    That's just evil.

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    Excellent! Has anyone heard the one about 3 lightbulbs and 3 switches?

    If you care:


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    I know this one but forgot it.

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    Fantastic Mikey. I hadn't thought of that.

    A man is found hanged in an empty room. He committed suicide. No one assisted him. There is no furniture or anything else that he could have stood on to get himself in the noose. The only thing in the room is the noose, the corpse and a puddle of water below the body.

    How did he hang himself?

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    He stood on a block of ice to get himself in the noose.

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    I suggest we put our answers in spoilers so we don't spoil it for other peopel still working it out...

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    But if it is right it is right. No more guessing.

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    A man is found dead outside of a bar. Around his body are 53 Bicycles. The police determined that they were related to his death. They also determined that he was beaten to death by a group of people.

    Why was he killed?

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    Because he drove a car?

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    No

    Pay attention to the way the entire statement is made. It is important to figuring out the solution.

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    No, but I like your idea.

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    The man cheated in a gambling game, and one of the players got jealous and killed him, and left with the money. Bicycles are a brand of cards.

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    Damn. I was sure that was right as well

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    Quote Originally Posted by hatred from the soul
    The man cheated in a gambling game, and one of the players got jealous and killed him, and left with the money. Bicycles are a brand of cards.
    I was thinking about this.. But it says 53, not 52. Then it just hit me.. He had a card up his sleeve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hatred from the soul
    The man cheated in a gambling game, and one of the players got jealous and killed him, and left with the money. Bicycles are a brand of cards.
    This is correct

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    Jon Married 5 people in one day without geting a divorce. How is this legal?

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    A man decided to go bear hunting one day. He travelled 5 miles south of his camp, 5 miles west and 5 miles north again. There, he found himself outside his camp with a bear standing right there!

    What colour was the bear?

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    Inside a car there was a dead man who was shot in the head by another person. The car had its windows rolled up tight, the doors were locked, the car was not running, and there were NO bullet holes anywhere on the car. How did the suspect kill this man?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hatred from the soul
    Jon Married 5 people in one day without geting a divorce. How is this legal?

    That better?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slim Shady
    He was already in the car.
    Nope not quite but that was a good guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hatred from the soul
    Jon Married 5 people in one day without geting a divorce. How is this legal?

    That better?
    He's a priest?

    EDIT: Damn you Kenwa

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenwa
    Yeah that is it.

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    Inside a car there was a dead man who was shot in the head by another person. The car had its windows rolled up tight, the doors were locked, the car was not running, and there were NO bullet holes anywhere on the car. How did the suspect kill this man?

    Was there any gaps other than bullet-holes in the car?

    If so, someone hit a golf ball through the back window, smashing it and hitting the driver in the side of the temple?

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    He could have killed him first, and then put him in the car.

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    These brain teasers suck.

    There's far too many perfectly feasible options for it to really be a brain teaser. Suicide? Passenger killed the driver in the car, then left? Passenger placed the body in the car?

    These are more or less games of 21 questions as oppossed to brain teasers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slim Shady
    An airplane crashes at the border of US and Canada.. Where do you bury the survivers?
    In a shallow grave after you club them in the head with a snow shovel.

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    That works better when said outloud

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    Quote Originally Posted by relentless
    Inside a car there was a dead man who was shot in the head by another person. The car had its windows rolled up tight, the doors were locked, the car was not running, and there were NO bullet holes anywhere on the car. How did the suspect kill this man?

    Was there any gaps other than bullet-holes in the car?

    If so, someone hit a golf ball through the back window, smashing it and hitting the driver in the side of the temple?

    There was gaps in the car. Think more about the car than anything else.

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    maybe the person who shot the gun was inside the vehicle with the person who was shot? All it says is that the windows were up, the doors were locked, the car was not running, and there were no bullet holes....if the passenger shoots the driver in the head, then this goes with all of those rules.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hatred from the soul
    There was gaps in the car. Think more about the car than anything else.
    This confused me then I realized what you meant. Cheap. lol

    The car had a soft-top roof open?

    If right, someone take my go.

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    Yeah mate you are right.

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    Is that not a riddle?

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    True.... but answer it anyway you stupid son of a bitch.


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    I know the answer. But I'm going to let others work it out for themselves.

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    You are correct Mikey.

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    *warning* to get the answer to this brain-teaser you have to be creative and think outside the box.

    4 people sailing in a life-boat. All smokers, and 3 emergency cigarettes. There is NOTHING else other than the people in the life-boat. How do they ignite the smokes?

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    They dont


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