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    They were parachutists from a plane and fell on the top of the mountain.

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    Donald is wrong and how would that explain the cabin rosk?

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    The bodies burst through the cabin roof because they're heavy.

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    How could a cabin already be there if no one has ever been there before?

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    Did the parachutists crash, and they were in the cabin of the airplane?

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    Correct! The three were in the cabin of an airplane that crashed.

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    Well done Donaskjeeves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Rosk View Post
    I know this one. I've used it for a pub quiz in the past. It's BOOKKEEPER
    You run pub quizzes? Niiice!

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    I haven't gone to trivia night in over a year and it makes me incredibly sad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donald View Post
    I haven't gone to trivia night in over a year and it makes me incredibly sad.
    Used to go to pub quizzes every week in my old local with my friends before I moved out my mum's place. I do miss the old pub quizzes.

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    Yeah, I decided moving 50 minutes away from the closest trivia spot was a good idea... I'd go, but they end at 9 or so and I'd get home at 10 and I'm just always tired so we never go anymore.

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    A man's car arrives at a hotel. He tells the owner he's bankrupt. Why?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazer View Post
    A man's car arrives at a hotel. He tells the owner he's bankrupt. Why?


    Monopoly.

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    Many a long night online and offline trying to get Mayfair and Park Lane in the UK version. I've even got a Monopoly TV tray for eating my tea in front of the TV.

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    One scientist asks for H2O. Another asks for H2O too but dies.

    Why?

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    Second drank hydrogen peroxide.

    You play lots of monopoly, I......use lots of antiseptic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazer View Post
    Second drank hydrogen peroxide.

    You play lots of monopoly, I......use lots of antiseptic.
    I play the land on free parking rule where you get all the money thrown down in the middle though not everyone does.

    And yes you're right. I knew it was easy but I wanted to get a chemistry joke in here without using the old "two atoms walking a bar" one

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    A man walks up to a bartender, orders six beers, and pounds five of them without stopping.

    The bartender says, "Whoa pal, what's the hurry?"

    Why is the man drinking beer in such a hurry to drink them so fast?

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    Happy hour?

    Or buy 5 get a table free with your 6th pint?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Badger View Post
    Happy hour?

    Or buy 5 get a table free with your 6th pint?
    Nope.

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    Cuz he's trying to beat a DUI by driving back home ASAP before the alcohol kicks in?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Randolph View Post
    Cuz he's trying to beat a DUI by driving back home ASAP before the alcohol kicks in?
    Nope.

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    What if I told you that the gentleman drinking the beers hasn't actually paid up yet?

    That help?

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    The gentleman is either Norm from Cheers, they’re running a shit business or this isn’t actually happening in a bar and it’s drinking beers in someone’s house who just happens to make a living as a bartender and he’s not working at the moment.

    Or table.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Badger View Post
    The gentleman is either Norm from Cheers, they’re running a shit business or this isn’t actually happening in a bar and it’s drinking beers in someone’s house who just happens to make a living as a bartender and he’s not working at the moment.

    Or table.
    It doesn’t have to do with anything, but the guy and the bartender are both sentient, talking tables.

    But no.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spudz Mackenzie View Post
    It doesn’t have to do with anything, but the guy and the bartender are both sentient, talking tables.

    But no.
    Well that helps

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    Another clue; The guy ordered six beers, pounded five, and hasn’t paid the bartender yet.

    New Clue: The guy drinking the beers just turned and gave his friend, at a table near the back, a knowing wink.

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    Will maybe give it a another think tomorrow, but vital information like that should probably have been made known at the beginning

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    It's one of those he made a bet with a stranger at a bar that he could get the bartender to do something right?

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    Could be.

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    This feels like another one Spudz is just making up as he goes along...

    Guys, you have to think laterally.

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    The guy drinking is Superman.

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    Faster than a speeding table.

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    Another clue; it’s a fairly common setup. More of a joke than a real riddle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pablo Diablo View Post
    It's one of those he made a bet with a stranger at a bar that he could get the bartender to do something right?
    You’re on the right table... err... track.

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    Guessing the stranger has to pay up his bill if he loses right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Badger View Post
    Guessing the stranger has to pay up his bill if he loses right?
    You’re getting there.

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    Feels like the ending to one of those jokes about betting one person $50 you could spit in someones face and then paying that person $20 if they would let you…

    Oops…. didn't scroll up enough…
    Quote Originally Posted by Pablo Diablo View Post
    It's one of those he made a bet with a stranger at a bar that he could get the bartender to do something right?

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    "You'd drink this fast too if you had no money"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Badger View Post
    I play the land on free parking rule where you get all the money thrown down in the middle though not everyone does.

    And yes you're right. I knew it was easy but I wanted to get a chemistry joke in here without using the old "two atoms walking a bar" one
    Doing this artificially keeps more money in the game. This is the reason people complain that the game takes too long, because they keep pumping money in.

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    Speaking of board games, I played a 2000s edition of Trivial Pursuit and man that shit played so fast I was like I remember the original version taking a couple of hours to play. Is the attention span of today's generation that bad that they shortened it to a 10 minute game?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kneeneighbor View Post
    Doing this artificially keeps more money in the game. This is the reason people complain that the game takes too long, because they keep pumping money in.
    You're right, but it was just the way we always played it grown up. Don't know how the whole misconception got started as Monopoly rules state that it's literally just a free space.

    Games were longer, but the tension about who was gonna land on it to get the kitty was fun.

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    Wait, were we playing a game? I can't tell anymore.

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    Uno.

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    Let's do something else, this is the worst. Anyone got a new one?

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    Yahtzee!

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    lads lads lads lads lads WHAT CAN NEVER BE PUT IN A SAUCEPAN????????

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    An airport, Jupiter, the Equator, Morocco, God, and Miley Cyrus.

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    But what if the saucepan was the size of the Sun???

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    A table

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikey_Jones View Post
    A table
    The second best answer.

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    The Sun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Rosk View Post
    lads lads lads lads lads WHAT CAN NEVER BE PUT IN A SAUCEPAN????????
    The unbearable knowledge that the human race is damning itself to extinction

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    The handle of said saucepan

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    I suppose you also cannot put a saucepan within itself.

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    Unfortunately, these are all wrong, as we all know the answer is the one in my mind. Cheers

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    Your right elbow cannot be put in your right hand, but it can be put in your left hand. Your left elbow cannot be put in your left hand but it can be put in your right hand.

    Get your elbows off the table, because there's a saucepan on the table.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donald View Post
    The handle of said saucepan
    The lid of said saucepan?

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    Yesssss

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimario View Post
    The lid of said saucepan?
    Heat the pan and freeze the lid and then try…

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Rosk View Post
    Yesssss
    Massive assist to Donald for getting the wrong answer but making the right one bleedingly obvious.


    What can't you burn with fire or drown with water?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Rosk View Post
    Unfortunately, these are all wrong, as we all know the answer is the one in my mind. Cheers
    /\

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimario View Post
    What can't you burn with fire or drown with water?
    Love

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Rosk View Post
    Unfortunately, these are all wrong, as we all know the answer is the one in my mind. Cheers
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    A fireproof table?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HHHnFoley_Rulez View Post
    A fireproof table?
    Close, but you also need to add that it can breathe underwater.

    But no.

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    Water? It can't be burned as it just boils or evaporates, and it can't be drowned because it is water.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donald View Post
    Water? It can't be burned as it just boils or evaporates, and it can't be drowned because it is water.
    I was going with ICE but it's the same concept with water, so yeah, go for it, Donald.

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    A duck was given $9, a spider was given $36, a bee was given $27. Based off of this information, how much money would be given to a cat?

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    $18 surely. Legs

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    Yes, $4.50 a leg

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    We need more table riddles.

    Guys, what is the only table you can eat?

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    A vege table

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    YESSAHHHH

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    TABLE TABLE

    ELBAT ELBAT

    What does this mean?

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    The tables have turned .akmdkkanfk.naf.kafaf

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    Aye!

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    What type of bull has four legs and is made of wood?

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    A wooden dart board, PLAY A RECORD

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    Sable

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Rosk View Post
    What type of bull has four legs and is made of wood?
    David Dickinson on all fours wearing bull horns?

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    no lads you haven't got the answer

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    Ooh nice tabull

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    Is table the answer?

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    YES RANDOLPH!

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    What is at the beginning of Eternity, the End of Time, the beginning of every end, and the end of every place?

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    The letter E.

    Five men were heading into a church when it started to rain. Four of them ran the rest of the way and got wet but the fifth didn't move and stayed dry. How?

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    They were stopped under a canopy, the fifth man was the smart one and stayed where he was, waiting for the rain to stop.

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    He had an umbrella?

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    Ella, ella, ella eh eh eh

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    Nope. Alternatively, they could also be leaving the church and heading for a car.

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    It's the pope in the popemobile.

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    Fifth guy is dead and they were carrying a coffin in or out the church?
    Last edited by Badger; November 22nd, 2019 at 5:35 PM.

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    Fifth guy was hiding under a table

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    Quote Originally Posted by Badger View Post
    Fifth guy is dead and they were carrying a coffin in or out the church?
    RINGADINGDING. A winner is you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mth View Post
    RINGADINGDING. A winner is you.
    That was a good one!

    I'll hit one up tomorrow though if someone else wants to hit one up then be my guest

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    Okay table fans, try this one on for size!

    “King Arthur, Merlin, Sir Lancelot, Sir Gawain, and Guinevere decide to go to their favorite restaurant to share some mead and grilled meats. They sit down at a round table for five, and as soon as they do, Lancelot notes, "We sat down around the table in age order! What are the odds of that?"

    Merlin smiles broadly. "This is easily solved without any magic." He then shared the answer. What did he say the odds were?

    Odds and/or probability will do.

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