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    Incorrect.

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    So I think buried up to their necks means they can only see the one in front of them.

    Andy can only see the one person in front of him, and if he saw white, he'd know he'd have black.

    But he says nothing. Same for Belle - if he saw white in front of him, he'd know he had black. But he said nothing.

    So it must be Colin, who announces that he must be wearing black, because he heard nothing from the other two.

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    Incorrect. The one at the back can see the two in front.

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    Andy 'cuz Donald said "Aaron" and there is no Aaron.

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    Andy can see the two people in front of him and therefore would be able to deduce the color of his own hat.

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    @3puppies is the closest thus far with his line of thinking

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    There are two answers.

    Andy and Colin can both use a variation on 3puppies logic.

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    I think that the key point here is “after a short time”. IF go get Andy can see both hats, and they were both the same colour, then he would shout immediately that he had the other colour hat. But given that he doesn’t say anything, Belle knows for sure that her hat must be different to the one that she can see, so announces as such.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BBF View Post
    I think that the key point here is “after a short time”. IF Andy can see both hats, and they were both the same colour, then he would shout immediately that he had the other colour hat. But given that he doesn’t say anything, Belle knows for sure that her hat must be different to the one that she can see, so announces as such.
    CORRECT

    Well done Beebs. Your turn.

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    What has been here for millions of years but is only 1 month old?

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    Correctamundo

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    What do you put on a table and cut, but never eat?

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    Playing cards is correct.

    I eat flowers. And how do you cut a knife badger?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donald View Post
    Playing cards is correct.

    I eat flowers. And how do you cut a knife badger?
    I thought it was a trick question and you meant cut as in the action of cutting with the knife.

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    What object does the maker not want, the buyer doesn't use it, and the user doesn't see it?

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    What 3 syllable word can be used alone, or consecutively repeated up to 8 times, with punctuation only required at the end, to form a grammatically correct sentence? (Hint - capitalization is permitted.)

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    Buffalo...?

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    correct!

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    Can you explain that one to me? I'm a simpleton

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donald View Post
    Can you explain that one to me? I'm a simpleton
    This should help:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffal...uffalo_buffalo

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    Can I jump in with a new one?

    I'm a place for many people to gather, but while I'm traveling it would be very difficult to do so. Despite the fact I travel a great many miles, my legs never get tired. You may flip me over, tie me down, or bury me at the bottom of a great many piles, but I'm always the first thing you realize you need when you get to where you're going. Depending on your travels, you may meet a great number of my brethren, but you cannot take them with you, as only I am truly yours.

    What am I?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spudz Mackenzie View Post
    Can I jump in with a new one?

    I'm a place for many people to gather, but while I'm traveling it would be very difficult to do so. Despite the fact I travel a great many miles, my legs never get tired. You may flip me over, tie me down, or bury me at the bottom of a great many piles, but I'm always the first thing you realize you need when you get to where you're going. Depending on your travels, you may meet a great number of my brethren, but you cannot take them with you, as only I am truly yours.

    What am I?
    Chair?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Badger View Post
    Chair?
    Close, but not quite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spudz Mackenzie View Post
    Close, but not quite.
    Only other thing I can think of at the moment is a table but I don’t think it fits in with all the clues.

    Probably missing something obvious if it’s not that.

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    Last edited by Randolph; November 7th, 2019 at 9:12 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Badger View Post
    Only other thing I can think of at the moment is a table but I don’t think it fits in with all the clues.

    Probably missing something obvious if it’s not that.
    You can cut knives at the table too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donald View Post
    You can cut knives at the table too!
    Just like those cars that have legs eh?

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    Ooh maybe a bed?

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    Actually, Badger sussed it out without meaning to. It’s a table.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spudz Mackenzie View Post
    Actually, Badger sussed it out without meaning to. It’s a table.


    Wooooo! I wasn’t sure because of you saying it being truly yours. Hell I’ll take that though!

    New one incoming soon then I’ll go to sleep to let y’all figure it out.

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    Table.

    Okay.

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    A woman shoots her husband, then holds him underwater for five minutes. Next, she hangs him. Right after, they enjoy a lovely dinner. Explain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Rosk View Post
    Table.

    Okay.
    You can travel, but while you’re driving you’re not sitting around a table. You can take a table with you, it can travel, but it’s legs will never get tired. If you’re traveling with your table, you’ll secure it somehow. When you get to your destination, you often wish you had a table to set your stuff on. If you’re traveling to see friends, family, or to go out to eat, you’ll often sit at tables, but they’re not yours. You can’t take them with you.

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    Mate no offence but that is utter bollocks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Rosk View Post
    Mate no offence but that is utter bollocks.
    It all works.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Badger View Post
    A woman shoots her husband, then holds him underwater for five minutes. Next, she hangs him. Right after, they enjoy a lovely dinner. Explain.
    Some lady out there enjoys having dinner with a corpse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Badger View Post
    A woman shoots her husband, then holds him underwater for five minutes. Next, she hangs him. Right after, they enjoy a lovely dinner. Explain.
    They’re an adventurous couple? They enjoy paintball, SCUBA diving, and hang gliding all before dinner?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Badger View Post
    A woman shoots her husband, then holds him underwater for five minutes. Next, she hangs him. Right after, they enjoy a lovely dinner. Explain.
    She takes a photo of him and hangs the picture on the wall?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Badger View Post
    A woman shoots her husband, then holds him underwater for five minutes. Next, she hangs him. Right after, they enjoy a lovely dinner. Explain.
    Is it because the husband is a table?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donald View Post
    Some lady out there enjoys having dinner with a corpse.
    No.

    Quote Originally Posted by Spudz Mackenzie View Post
    They’re an adventurous couple? They enjoy paintball, SCUBA diving, and hang gliding all before dinner?
    No.

    Quote Originally Posted by Randolph View Post
    She takes a photo of him and hangs the picture on the wall?
    No but you're close.

    Quote Originally Posted by Grimario View Post
    Is it because the husband is a table?

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    She takes a photo, immerses the film to develop it then hangs it up to dry before they have dinner.

    At a table.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimario View Post
    She takes a photo, immerses the film to develop it then hangs it up to dry before they have dinner.

    At a table.
    Correct!

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    What three syllable word can you remove just a letter from to make it a one syllable word?

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    Area to are mofoooooooooo

    - - - Updated - - -

    Or TABLE to TABL

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Rosk View Post
    Area to are mofoooooooooo

    - - - Updated - - -

    Or TABLE to TABL
    You ARE correct.

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    If we have moved on to absolute bollocks ones about tables then here’s one I heard as a kid

    A man is dead, stabbed by a sword which is still stuck in him, in a large room with nothing but a table. The table’s legs have seemingly been cut in half (the cut off legs are scattered at random on the floor) and the table is still standing.

    Explain why and how this man died.

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    Guys, I'm telling you. The table one made sense. It just takes some lateral thinking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Rosk View Post
    If we have moved on to absolute bollocks ones about tables then here’s one I heard as a kid

    A man is dead, stabbed by a sword which is still stuck in him, in a large room with nothing but a table. The table’s legs have seemingly been cut in half (the cut off legs are scattered at random on the floor) and the table is still standing.

    Explain why and how this man died.
    The man cut the legs off the table (using his sword), tripped over one of them (because they were just left scattered randomly by the man), and impaled himself on his sword?

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    No. He did cut the legs off, and he did impale himself, but the reasons and method you have stated are not right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Rosk View Post
    No. He did cut the legs off, and he did impale himself, but the reasons and method you have stated are not right.
    He cut the legs off the table, then tried to cut his own legs off to match the height of the table?

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    That’s insane. If it helps guys I forgot to mention that the man also was wearing dark glasses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spudz Mackenzie View Post
    He cut the legs off the table, then tried to cut his own legs off to match the height of the table?
    Your brain is fascinating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Rosk View Post
    If we have moved on to absolute bollocks ones about tables then here’s one I heard as a kid

    A man is dead, stabbed by a sword which is still stuck in him, in a large room with nothing but a table. The table’s legs have seemingly been cut in half (the cut off legs are scattered at random on the floor) and the table is still standing.

    Explain why and how this man died.
    Because there's a great big bastard sword running through him, causing him to die of blood loss.

    Am I doing this wrong?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Rosk View Post
    Your brain is fascinating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JP View Post
    Because there's a great big bastard sword running through him, causing him to die of blood loss.

    Am I doing this wrong?
    Yeah but why is the sword in him. Why did the man wearing dark glasses seemingly kill himself with a sword.

    ASK QUESTIONS

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Rosk View Post
    Yeah but why is the sword in him. Why did the man wearing dark glasses seemingly kill himself with a sword.

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    Has the table traveled very far or is it tied down?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimario View Post
    Has the table traveled very far or is it tied down?


    It is his own table, that is actually extremely accurate to say. He's had this table for a while. He's very used to this table.

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    Was it a water table, was he blind, and did he drown?

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    He was blind, yes. There was also something else a little different about him. He was a midget.
    Last edited by The Rosk; November 8th, 2019 at 11:29 AM.

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    Spudz clearly just made that table one up. Probably that one about having kids, too, what with all his "lateral thinking".

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    I didn't make mine up. Someone told it to me when I was a young boy during a similar run of brain teasers. Come on lads, why did the blind midget kill himself with his sword

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    Does it have something to do with a magic trick?

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    So if he’s blind, and I assume that the table legs being cut has something to do with his decision to kill himself, well he’d have to feel the table rather than see it, so maybe he was a world famous midget swordsman and was practising his sword katas, cut the legs off the table without realising, and then went to rest on his table and, thinking he’d somehow grown hugely, and no longer had a viable career as being the worlds shortest sword master or something, and killed himself?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pablo Diablo View Post
    Does it have something to do with a magic trick?

    No.


    Quote Originally Posted by BBF View Post
    So if he’s blind, and I assume that the table legs being cut has something to do with his decision to kill himself, well he’d have to feel the table rather than see it, so maybe he was a world famous midget swordsman and was practising his sword katas, cut the legs off the table without realising, and then went to rest on his table and, thinking he’d somehow grown hugely, and no longer had a viable career as being the worlds shortest sword master or something, and killed himself?
    This is 100% correct. Well done Beebs, thank fuck someone around here is intelligent. Your turn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mth View Post
    Spudz clearly just made that table one up. Probably that one about having kids, too, what with all his "lateral thinking".
    Yeah, me guessing it was a hollow victory. Hollow like a table from Ikea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BBF View Post
    So if he’s blind, and I assume that the table legs being cut has something to do with his decision to kill himself, well he’d have to feel the table rather than see it, so maybe he was a world famous midget swordsman and was practising his sword katas, cut the legs off the table without realising, and then went to rest on his table and, thinking he’d somehow grown hugely, and no longer had a viable career as being the worlds shortest sword master or something, and killed himself?

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    I was just gonna say he offers himself because he had a shit table, but BBF’s explanation is much more Partridge.

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    Bbf got it right. I’m not kidding.

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    @BBF hit us up

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    Christ... and you guys thought my table one was bad.

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    He included a midget, you kept it off the table.

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    A world champion hunter was passing through a wood for a hunting expedition when he noticed something very strange! More than 50 trees were marked with targets and each was shot with a single arrow exactly at the centre. No shot was off, each was exact.

    The hunter was amazed and exclaimed 'Whoever made these shots can become my apprentice and travel the world with me hunting. We'll be endlessly rich!

    Just then, a young girl came into view with a bow in her hand. He said, “Hi Hunter, I took all of these shots but I'm actually a very bad archer.”

    She was telling the truth, but how was she able to perfectly shoot all the targets without missing a single bull’s-eye?

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    To truly beat The Rosk, you have to think like The Rosk.

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    This is an old one. I love it and won't spoil it yet.

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