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    Quote Originally Posted by TapOut
    This one also sounds like it could be the rapture.
    No.

    The answer has already been given back in the thread.

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    Pandora, Harry, Alec, Gemima and Geoffrey are animals in a zoo. The other day one of them ate an animal called Tabitha. Who ate her and what type of animal was it?

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    Are they anagrams?

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    Quote Originally Posted by relentless
    No.

    The answer has already been given back in the thread.
    No shit. I saw the answer. I just wanted to make a point that the description sounds eerily like the second coming of God.

    That's why I said 'also sounds like it could be the rapture'. And it does sound like it could be the rapture.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikey_Jones
    Are they anagrams?
    No. Look at the question closely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TapOut
    No shit. I saw the answer. I just wanted to make a point that the description sounds eerily like the second coming of God.

    That's why I said 'also sounds like it could be the rapture'. And it does sound like it could be the rapture.
    I understand now. I read what you said in the wrong context.

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    Quote Originally Posted by relentless View Post
    Pandora, Harry, Alec, Gemima and Geoffrey are animals in a zoo. The other day one of them ate an animal called Tabitha. Who ate her and what type of animal was it?
    do the names have anything to do with the type of animal?

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    Looks like this fella got banned for something he said elsewhere. Anyone else wanna take over?

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    Alec ate her (Alligator)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikey_Jones View Post
    Alec ate her (Alligator)
    that's just crazy enough to be right

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    I haven't played in this thread before... And i'm mighty bored.

    And we all know how much the trivia folk love riddles...


    An island and the letter "t" have something in common. What is it?

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    Is it a particular island, or just any old island, or even just the world island.

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    They're both in the middle of water? You know.. waTer.

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    Is it Thailand?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slim Shady View Post
    They're both in the middle of water? You know.. waTer.

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    A man kills his brother in plain sight of many people, and yet he will never be charged with murder or any other crime. Why not?

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    Video Game?

    The killer was a siamese twin and it would eb unfair to send the innocent guy to jail?

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    But then the innocent guy would be dead..

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    The siamese twin has another brother

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slim Shady View Post
    They're both in the middle of water? You know.. waTer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slim Shady View Post
    A man kills his brother in plain sight of many people, and yet he will never be charged with murder or any other crime. Why not?
    The man is an executioner, and his brother had been sentenced to death.

    A man had twelve toothpicks in front of him. He took one away. Now he had nine in front of him. How is this possible?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carrie Smattick View Post
    Is that a "I wanna be the the middle of water with you" smiley? If so.. How innaproperate that is

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    I think it's roman numerals. Is that right?

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    Roman Numerals?

    12 is XII

    take away an I you're left with XI, or 11. Unless he switched them round.

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    The other 11 spelled out the word "NINE"

    I dunno how to explain it.. I drew it out..

    |\| | |\| |_ that L is an E

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    YEah, Roman Numerals.

    Make it X I I

    Take one away to get X I

    Look upside down to get I X, or 9

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    Well I'm off to bed.. If I was right, Mikey, you can pick out the next one.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Slim Shady View Post
    Is that a "I wanna be the the middle of water with you" smiley? If so.. How innaproperate that is
    It was actually a "Smartass raise the eyebrows because he got it right" smiley.

    You know me and my violent spasms though, I might have a sudden urge to drown you if we go swimming.









    Don't say you weren't warned.

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    Eh, I'll do one.

    A man walked into a shop and had the following conversation with the assistant:

    Man: How much is 1?

    Assistant: 5 sir.

    Man: Right. How much are 10?

    Assistant: 10 sir.

    Man: Right....I'll take 100 please.

    Assistant: Certainly sir. That'll be 15 please.

    Just what was the man buying?

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    Is he buying numbers? Where the amount of numbers determines the cost, where 1 is 5, 10 has two numbers...so it's ten...and 100 has three numbers(being 1,0, and 0) thus making it cost 15.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikey_Jones View Post
    Eh, I'll do one.

    A man walked into a shop and had the following conversation with the assistant:

    Man: How much is 1?

    Assistant: 5 sir.

    Man: Right. How much are 10?

    Assistant: 10 sir.

    Man: Right....I'll take 100 please.

    Assistant: Certainly sir. That'll be 15 please.

    Just what was the man buying?
    Is it numbers for his front door, ie: house no. 100, so the numbers 1, 0 and 0 cost 15 pounds.

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    Congrats to ya both.

    If you look I used it earlier in this thread, I couldn't think of a new one.

    Either of you two then

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    Alicia, you are definitely invited to the next edition of the Total Trivia Tournament.


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    Edit: Let me know when it starts then, Sam!

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    Wrong, Mikey.

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    But it works...

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    BUT IT'S WRONG!

    Although it is a good answer.

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    Stood in a circle so they'd end up shooting each other?

    Although I do like Mikey's better.

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    You are correct, Mr. Vimes.

    Pete told them to form a circle around him. All the squad was facing in at Pete, ready to shoot, when they realized that everyone who missed would likely end up shooting another squad member. So no one dared to fire, knowing the risk. Thus at sundown he was released.

    I don't know any good ones

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    I'm not using any of mine here- I've got a trivia tournament to run and limited smarts to do it on.

    Mikey- post the next one.

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    Gah, gimme a minute to think of a good one

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    Right, here we go:

    Two brothers were born in March and have their birthdays in October

    Explain how it's possible, considering I've not lied.

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    Since everyone has probably missed this due to the BB post....

    Bump

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    Congrats

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    Very nice Alicia. You beat me to it.

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    *Steals the next go, since it's been a few hours*

    It can be said:
    To be gold is to be good;
    To be stone is to be nothing;
    To be glass is to be fragile;
    To be cold is to be cruel.

    Unmetaphored, what am I?

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    A heart....???


    Heres one... It's easy:

    You break it even if you name it.
    Last edited by Chandler; April 8th, 2007 at 12:07 AM.

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    Silence

    What gets wetter the more it drys?

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    A towel.

    It's too early for me to think of any, someone else can post one!

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    I just did

    A hole is 6x4x2 (All metres)

    How much dirt is in the hole?

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    There is no dirt in a hole!

    Two boxers are in a boxing match (regular boxing, not kick
    boxing). The fight is scheduled for 12 rounds but ends after 6
    rounds, after one boxer knocks out the other boxer. Yet no man
    throws a punch. How is this possible?

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    Two women boxing (no man throws a punch)

    The maker doesn't want it
    The buyer doesn't use it
    The user doesn't realise he is.

    What is it?

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    Is it a coffin?

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    Could have sworn I asked two of these in the trivia round the other day...


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    Yeah, it's a coffin.

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    (Posting for Alicia. No, not myself! )

    Which side of a cow has the most hair?

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    The outside

    How many letters are in the alphabet?

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    8.

    The word 'alphabet' has 8 letters.

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    11 really (The Alphabet) but you got the idea of it

    What's the next line in the sequence:

    1
    11
    21
    1211
    111221
    312211
    13112221
    Last edited by Mikey_Jones; April 8th, 2007 at 4:19 AM.

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    Has a mouth but does not speak, has a bed but never sleeps: what is it?

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    A river.

    See mine above

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikey_Jones View Post

    1
    11
    21
    1211
    111221
    312211
    13112221
    1113213211.

    That was fun.

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    Damn you, you smart aussie

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    What is at the beginning of eternity, the end of time, the
    beginning of every end, and the end of every place?

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    ummm... e?

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    Right, here ya go:

    The word CANDY can be spelled using just 2 letters. Can you figure out how?

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    Nah, I dunno.

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    Someone else do one, will ya?

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    Though in theory I am always behind you, I am also around to
    remind you. But in case it's your way to give me too much
    say, I can hamper or, even worse, blind you. What am I?

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    Easy one (or a "jump ball" as we call it in the Movie thread):

    Maximum length allowed by the Post Office for a package to be mailed is 30". How can you mail a 40" iron bar without bending it?

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    Cut it in half and send two parts in one parcel?!

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    Post it diagonally

    There were two golfers playing against each other, Sam and Alicia. Sam hit two good shots and added 30 to his score. Alicia then hit a bad shot and Sam added ten. Sam hit one more good shot and won the game.

    Explain.

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    I'll assume as such to keep the game moving...if I'm wrong...Mikey will tell all, and we'll go back to his.

    A man is pushing his car down the road when he sees a hotel. He suddenly realizes that he is broke. Why?

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    Yeah, you were right. I was gonna give a massive hint by saying Richard and Alicia but that would be too obvious (they're both major tennis fans)

    You're guy is playing Monopoly

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    Because it's grandad, father and son who go?

    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Vimes View Post
    Easy one (or a "jump ball" as we call it in the Movie thread):

    Maximum length allowed by the Post Office for a package to be mailed is 30". How can you mail a 40" iron bar without bending it?
    Who got this right?
    Last edited by Alicia; April 9th, 2007 at 6:12 AM.

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    Yep Alicia, you're right

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Vimes
    Easy one (or a "jump ball" as we call it in the Movie thread):

    Maximum length allowed by the Post Office for a package to be mailed is 30". How can you mail a 40" iron bar without bending it?


    Uh... Fed Ex it? That's all I can think of.

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    If you throw it off the highest building it will not break. If
    you place it in the ocean it will. What is it?

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    Almost. Be more specific.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TapOut View Post

    Uh... Fed Ex it? That's all I can think of.
    Mikey was right- mail it in a box measured 30 x 30, placing it diagonally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alicia View Post
    If you throw it off the highest building it will not break. If
    you place it in the ocean it will. What is it?

    A tissue?

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    Is Carrie correct?

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    Alicia told me in pm I was.

    16,17,23,24,39,40.

    Adding together each of these numbers as many times as you want, how do you reach a sum of exactly 100?

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    17 + 17 + 17 + 17 + 16 + 16 = 100

    But then again.. I dunno if I had to use all the numbers.

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    Pretty easy one.

    You are in a room, with two computers. The computers know the answer to every question possible. One always tells the truth, one always lies. You don't know the difference

    There are also two doors. One that leads to freedom, one that if you touch you instantly die. You don't know which is which.

    You can ask each computer one question only. How do you escape?

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    Quote Originally Posted by xpacnumber1fan View Post
    Pretty easy one.

    You are in a room, with two computers. The computers know the answer to every question possible. One always tells the truth, one always lies. You don't know the difference

    There are also two doors. One that leads to freedom, one that if you touch you instantly die. You don't know which is which.

    You can ask each computer one question only. How do you escape?
    I remember this one its a variation of the old fork in the road and two man teaser.

    Umm you ask both computers "What would the other computer say is the right door?" Then choose the one they don't say.


    Alright heres a easy one.

    Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. Fox has a little one.
    Madonna doesn't have one. The Pope has one but doesn't use it. The
    Artist Formerly Known as Prince won't admit that he has one. Clinton
    uses his all the time. What is it?

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    Their last name.

    What goes around the world but stays in a corner?

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    A surname.

    Madonna does have one (Ciccone), she just doesn't use it [/splitting hairs]

    And poo to you, Slim!

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    No.. Poo isnt the answer to mine

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    ...but a stamp is, right?

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