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    5! = 5 x 4 x 3 x 2 x 1 = 120. Total possible combinations.

    correct for rotational symmetry by dividing by 5 because you don’t care about which seat is “first”

    so 1:24 seems correct…

    but I feel like 1:12 is more correct because they shouldn’t care about clockwise vs counter clockwise either.

    edit. I feel like I remember getting this question when learning about factorials
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    You’re sort of on the right track, doesn’t really matter what direction it goes. Your math is a bit off though.

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    11:1?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Randolph View Post
    11:1?
    Gold star for Randolph!

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    My old high school math teacher gave us that one during a lecture. He loved the word problems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Randolph View Post
    My old high school math teacher gave us that one during a lecture. He loved the word problems.
    How old was he?

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    Not that old, I think maybe 40s.

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    There is a word in the English language in which the first two letters signify male, the first three signify female, the first four signify a great man, and the whole word, a great woman. What is the word?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Badger View Post
    You’re sort of on the right track, doesn’t really matter what direction it goes. Your math is a bit off though.
    That is what I get for trying to do math at 400am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by _me View Post
    That is what I get for trying to do math at 400am.
    Here’s how it’s worked out:

    Imagine they sat down in age order, with each person randomly picking a seat. The first person is guaranteed to pick a seat that "works". The second oldest can sit to his right or left, since these five can sit either clockwise or counterclockwise. The probability of picking a seat that works is thus 2/4, or 1/2. The third oldest now has three chairs to choose from, one of which continues the progression in the order determined by the second person, for a probability of 1/3. This leaves two seats for the fourth oldest, or a 1/2 chance. The youngest would thus be guaranteed to sit in the right seat, since there is only one seat left. This gives 1 * 1/2 * 1/3 * 1/2 * 1 = 1/12, or 11:1 odds against.

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    I don't remember jack shit about probabilities. How does 11:1 equal 1/12? Is it just as simple as 1 correct and 11 incorrect out of 12 total? (I swear I used to be so good at math.). That seems to be the part I missed. I got to the 1/12 OK. I just learned it as (n)!/n.

    I thought the "trick" part was going to be the clockwise AND counterclockwise both are correct part.

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    Quote Originally Posted by _me View Post
    I don't remember jack shit about probabilities. How does 11:1 equal 1/12? Is it just as simple as 1 correct and 11 incorrect out of 12 total? (I swear I used to be so good at math.). That seems to be the part I missed. I got to the 1/12 OK. I just learned it as (n)!/n
    Yeah.

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    Is this one of those things where the fashion bit is meant to make you think that the pack is a bag but she's actually been eaten by a pack of wolves?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Randolph View Post
    You have the same game of Mindtrap that I do, don't you?
    Nah. The council I used to live in did Friday Brain Teasers and this was one of them a few years ago. Some of them are great, last weeks was downright terrible. Felt like an essay length with contradicting pairs and the answer being "the letter S"


    When is second sometimes third?

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    When it is a hand on a clock?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Randolph View Post
    When it is a hand on a clock?
    Yep.

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    A frightened Donald picked up the phone and asked badger to come to his home at once. The house was in darkness except for the light of several candles. As Donald explained the purpose of his call he went to the fridge and withdrew a tray of ice. dropping a cube in his scotch he began.

    "I owed Pablo a fair amount of cash, and when I got home he was here waiting for me. I had no idea it was him. I've had some bad luck at the track lately and as a result, I haven't paid my power bill. They cut it off 2 days ago. When I opened door I saw a figure moving in the Moonlight and I panicked. I swung and hit him. He fell back and hit his head on the mantle. He's lying on my living room floor. I think he's dead!"

    You can stop with the line right there said badger.

    What's wrong with Donald's story?
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    Correct!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pablo Diablo View Post
    The ice cube would have melted with two days without power.
    I live in Antarctica.

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    Can I jump in here with one?

    I run and I run, always going and always moving, but my legs never get tired. I travel vast distances, but I only use your feet. I consume to continue moving, but not food and rarely water. You can direct me where to go, but my path is almost always limited.

    What am I?

    (I'm not a table.)

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    A car?

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    Thought it might be car, but they aren't always moving, nor do they have legs.

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    Shoes? but a bicycle might make more sense…

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    Roads or streets?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donald View Post
    Thought it might be car, but they aren't always moving, nor do they have legs.
    Actually, it is a car. The clue was referencing the fact that car's legs don't get tired. Not because they have legs, but by virtue of them not actually having legs.

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    "I run and I run, always moving, but my legs never get tired." - Cars don't have legs, so their legs can't get tired. They can "run and run", like an engine, with things always moving.

    "I travel vast differences, but only use your feet." - Cars won't move unless you use your foot to push on the... GAS PEDAL.

    "I consume to continue moving, but not food and rarely water." - Cars take gas and oil - definitely not "foods". And, unless you're overheating, cars don't tend to need water. But hey, we've all been there.

    "You can direct me where to go, but my path is almost always limited." - You can drive a car anywhere. Almost. But you're limited by roads, construction, other drivers, geography (good luck driving to Hawaii), topography, traffic, time, logistics, and everything else that makes driving a car into a pain in the ass.

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    Sweet.

    Badger received a tip that the Holy Land Charter was about to be hijacked by one of the passengers on board. Badger instructed Airline security to delay the flight while he conducted his investigation. Since the passengers had already boarded, the airline decided to feed them lunch. Badger read the passenger list and began his interviews. Among those questioned were two farmers named Donald and Mazer, a New York nun named Melly, a Canadian minister named Spud, a Hindu priest named Peter Griffin, Japanese artists Pablo and Simmo, and Swedish businessman Bagel. After several minutes of interviewing, Badger approached the stewardess and inquired about the lunch they were serving. She said they served roast beef sandwiches and it's a good thing that they did because every passenger finished their lunch and asked for seconds. Badger immediately knew there was. Who was it?
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    Especially Hindu priests. Nice job.

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    Here’s one: I’m a function of the English language. I go at the end of words. If I told you I ...

    - Hurt people
    - Grow things
    - Make people love me
    - Ruin people’s reputation
    - Gain more
    - Keep what you have

    I can even advertise, smell nice, and be multiple family relations at once.

    What am I?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spudz Mackenzie View Post
    Here’s one: I’m a function of the English language. I go at the end of words. If I told you I ...

    - Hurt people
    - Grow things
    - Make people love me
    - Ruin people’s reputation
    - Gain more
    - Keep what you have

    I can even advertise, smell nice, and be multiple family relations at once.

    What am I?
    Fuck this is obscure. Was gonna say verb as most seem to be describing actions but doesn’t fit with the end of words clue.

    I’ll just say table!

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    As this is my creation, I’m going to amend the rule a bit to keep activity up. Rather than wait for a teaser to be solved, if you want to go post a teaser of your own for people to solve, please feel free! I’ll amend the post in the first page.

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    If you take the Billie Eilish song Bad Guy, and you change two letters, what famous Rajah.com poster do you get?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donald View Post
    If you take the Billie Eilish song Bad Guy, and you change two letters, what famous Rajah.com poster do you get?
    Me!

    I should say Badger not the guy who has me preceded by underscore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Badger View Post
    Me!
    Duh.

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    Donald where’s your troosers?

    Poor Donald had his troosers stolen by a cruel prankster while he was showering after a hard workout with Braun Strowman and they were flown to an island and buried because he was cruel, rich and had nothing better to do. The prankster left behind a map of the island though where the buried troosers are along directions on how to get there.

    Donald gets to the island and looks over the map which states:

    "On the island there are only two trees, A and B, and the remains of a gallows. Start at the gallows and count the steps required to walk in a straight line to tree A. At the tree turn 90 degrees to the left and then walk forward the same number of steps. At the point where you top drive a spike into the ground. Now return to the gallows and walk in a straight line, counting your steps, to tree B. When you reach the tree, turn 90 degrees to the right and take the same number of steps forward, placing another spike at the point where you stop. Dig at the point exactly halfway between the spikes and you will find the troosers."

    However, when Donald gets to the island he finds the gallows missing. Is there any way for poor Donald to get his troosers back save wearing a bush and running to the nearest Gap or Walmart to buy a new pair?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Badger View Post
    Fuck this is obscure. Was gonna say verb as most seem to be describing actions but doesn’t fit with the end of words clue.

    I’ll just say table!
    Its easier than you think.

    As a matter of fact, the answer is in the previous sentence.

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    Full stop?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Badger View Post
    Full stop?
    Yes. Think about it. It’s a modifier. A part of grammar and writing.

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    Scooby doo doo I suppose.

    “Multiple family relations” though? Don’t get that.

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    Okay so nobody got my brain teaser.

    The answer is, a part of the English language and grammar: Its the suffix "er".

    Now let me explain.

    I go at the end of words. If I told you I ...

    - Hurt people
    - Grow things
    - Make people love me
    - Ruin people’s reputation
    - Gain more
    - Keep what you have

    I can even advertise, smell nice, and be multiple family relations at once.

    What am I?


    - I go at the end of words. Should be pretty self-explanatory.

    If I told you I -

    - Hurt people - Abuser
    - Grow things - Grower
    - Make people love me - Charmer
    - Ruin people's reputation - Defamer
    - Gain more - Gainer
    - Keep what you have - Claimer

    - I can even advertise, smell nice, and be multiple family relations - Advertiser, Perfumer, and mother, father, daughter, brother, etc.

    Get it?

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    It's also a medical drama that once starred George Clooney.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spudz Mackenzie View Post
    Okay so nobody got my brain teaser.

    The answer is, a part of the English language and grammar: Its the suffix "er".

    Now let me explain.



    [/COLOR]- I go at the end of words. Should be pretty self-explanatory.

    If I told you I -

    - Hurt people - Abuser
    - Grow things - Grower
    - Make people love me - Charmer
    - Ruin people's reputation - Defamer
    - Gain more - Gainer
    - Keep what you have - Claimer

    - I can even advertise, smell nice, and be multiple family relations - Advertiser, Perfumer, and mother, father, daughter, brother, etc.

    Get it?
    This is the worst shit I’ve ever read

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spudz Mackenzie View Post
    Okay so nobody got my brain teaser.

    The answer is, a part of the English language and grammar: Its the suffix "er".

    Now let me explain.



    [/COLOR]- I go at the end of words. Should be pretty self-explanatory.

    If I told you I -

    - Hurt people - Abuser
    - Grow things - Grower
    - Make people love me - Charmer
    - Ruin people's reputation - Defamer
    - Gain more - Gainer
    - Keep what you have - Claimer

    - I can even advertise, smell nice, and be multiple family relations - Advertiser, Perfumer, and mother, father, daughter, brother, etc.

    Get it?
    Please stop making up your own.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spudz Mackenzie View Post
    Okay so nobody got my brain teaser.

    The answer is, a part of the English language and grammar: Its the suffix "er".

    Now let me explain.



    [/COLOR]- I go at the end of words. Should be pretty self-explanatory.

    If I told you I -

    - Hurt people - Abuser
    - Grow things - Grower
    - Make people love me - Charmer
    - Ruin people's reputation - Defamer
    - Gain more - Gainer
    - Keep what you have - Claimer

    - I can even advertise, smell nice, and be multiple family relations - Advertiser, Perfumer, and mother, father, daughter, brother, etc.

    Get it?

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    The dead body of Pablo was found at the bottom of the cliff. He was clothed in heavy hiking boots, mitts, several light jackets, and thick Woolen trousers. MTH was found similarly clothed at the top of the cliff with a noticeable head wound. Donald recounted that he returned to Camp early to make dinner for The Hunting Party when he saw Pablo and MTH arguing. They had been dating for several years and frequently held heated discussions. I didn't want to intrude so I hid behind a tree. Suddenly Pablo picked up a rock and delivered a fatal blow to MTH's head. Just then Pablo saw me. He was so startled he turned and ran. He obviously forgot about the cliff and fell to his death. When the lab checked the rock that supposedly killed MTH it found Pablo's fingerprints on it. Badger immediately ordered the arrest of Donald. Why?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Badger View Post
    Donald where’s your troosers?

    Poor Donald had his troosers stolen by a cruel prankster while he was showering after a hard workout with Braun Strowman and they were flown to an island and buried because he was cruel, rich and had nothing better to do. The prankster left behind a map of the island though where the buried troosers are along directions on how to get there.

    Donald gets to the island and looks over the map which states:

    "On the island there are only two trees, A and B, and the remains of a gallows. Start at the gallows and count the steps required to walk in a straight line to tree A. At the tree turn 90 degrees to the left and then walk forward the same number of steps. At the point where you top drive a spike into the ground. Now return to the gallows and walk in a straight line, counting your steps, to tree B. When you reach the tree, turn 90 degrees to the right and take the same number of steps forward, placing another spike at the point where you stop. Dig at the point exactly halfway between the spikes and you will find the troosers."

    However, when Donald gets to the island he finds the gallows missing. Is there any way for poor Donald to get his troosers back save wearing a bush and running to the nearest Gap or Walmart to buy a new pair?
    The answer to this one is that a simple experiment with a ruler and paper shows that any position for the gallows leads to the same point.

    Quote Originally Posted by Randolph View Post
    The dead body of Pablo was found at the bottom of the cliff. He was clothed in heavy hiking boots, mitts, several light jackets, and thick Woolen trousers. MTH was found similarly clothed at the top of the cliff with a noticeable head wound. Donald recounted that he returned to Camp early to make dinner for The Hunting Party when he saw Pablo and MTH arguing. They had been dating for several years and frequently held heated discussions. I didn't want to intrude so I hid behind a tree. Suddenly Pablo picked up a rock and delivered a fatal blow to MTH's head. Just then Pablo saw me. He was so startled he turned and ran. He obviously forgot about the cliff and fell to his death. When the lab checked the rock that supposedly killed MTH it found Pablo's fingerprints on it. Badger immediately ordered the arrest of Donald. Why?
    Donald's lying because he said he went back to camp early to make dinner but clearly mth and Pablo were already there so he did it.

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    I was wearing Mitts. How did my fingerprints get on the rock. Donald lies.

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    Also, I don't know how to cook so how on earth would I make dinner?

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    It's true! Donald is known for his lying, bad cooking, and murderous ways!

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    I thought the lab check was real, didn’t realise that was still Donald talking.

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    Randolph summoned the waiter and said, " there's a fly in my soup you idiot! I demand a new bowl! Don't try to fool me by removing the fly and returning the same Bowl!" The waiter retreated to the kitchen, removed the fly, and returned the same bowl of stew, assuring Randolph that it was a fresh one. Minutes later an outraged Randolph called the waiter over and explained, " how dare you try to fool me! This is the same bowl of stew!" How could have Randolph known?

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    Did Randolph do anything to the soup or bowl?

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    Randolph is the waiter and he's having a mental crisis.

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    I think so. It started as soup and then became a stew.

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    It was served in a bread bowl, and he had already made a mark on the bowl

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    It is the same soup / stew and Randolph is not undergoing a mental issue. He's just an a****** who mistreats Waiters. He did not notice the bowl being the same if it was the same.

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    The soup/stew was cold? If it was fresh, then it would’ve been hot.

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    The fly was actually part of a pair of pants, and one of the threads from the pants was left in the soup.

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    Nope. Ksor saw ytterp esolc.

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    The fly was actually Jeff Goldblum, and trying to get him out of the bowl caused a lot of spillage of soup in the kitchen, so by the time the bowl was returned there was hardly any soup left in it.

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    He had already put salt in it, then when he added more, it was too salty

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    Perhaps Randolph planted the original fly then put another one in minutes later just to be an arsehole and blame the waiter.

    Or it’s a fly-shaped table and the waiter forgot to remove a piece of wood.

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    The man with three puppies got it. I can't stands to have soup double salted.

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    Is it weird I'm picturing a three breasted man

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    Think the chick with 3 boobs from Total Recall

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    The Great Gonzo is sitting in a cannon in France, facing the border with Germany. If the cannon fires him at an angle of 45 degrees, and at an initial velocity of 45 miles per hour, is there any chance he will land on a trampoline 200 yards to the West?

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    I want to say no because Germany is east of France. But I think it's a trick question and there's some part of France where the border with Germany would send you west.

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    It happened in 1980 and landed in West Germany. West is capitalized is the only reason I would think that.

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    Randolph is correct, the Muppets were around pre the Berlin Wall coming down. But so is Pablo also correct. Either yes or no would be correct, because the Great Gonzo's stunts never work the way they are planned, so there's always a chance he is shot out of a cannon, lands in a passing hot air balloon, which drifts to the West, and he lands on a trampoline, bouncing off it and landing back in the cannon he started in...

    Or, he more likely would have landed on a table that had its legs cut off by a drowned blind midget

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    Pablo adjusted his sunglasses as he sped down the winding Mountain Road into town. Being very nearsighted, he required corrective lenses. Arriving at the optician's, he tried on his new lenses, and since he could now see perfectly, decided to wear them home. On his way back, Pablo saw his brother, Donald. He stopped and a violent argument ensued. Donald picked up a rock and smashed it on Pablo's forehead, killing him. Donald then put the dead body into the car. Seeing Pablo's sunglasses on the passenger seat He Slipped them on Pablo and then push the car off the road down in a Steep Ravine. When Badger examine the body he declared that it was no accident but a heinous murder. Why was Badger convinced that Pablo was murdered?

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    Donald's fingerprints on the sunglasses? Never mind he smashed his head in with a rock which would a be wound that might be inconsistent with driving off a cliff.

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    If his forehead was smashed in then the glasses would have assumedly broken.

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    Broken or not, that is not what made Badger suspicious.

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    There was no blood splatter on the sunglasses, but there was blood splatter under the sunglasses

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    Are the "lenses" contact lenses?

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    I don't know how to put on sunglasses and put them on him upside down?

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    Donald I like you and as a result I’ve tried to be lenient with you committing all these murders, but my patience is wearing a bit thin now!

    Putting his hands on the body would probably draw my suspicion if Donald forgot to wear mitts. Giving a clue to the insight of my mind but maybe there’s more to it lol

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