The only "masses" who watch the WWE are us my brother. The same people deepthroating MJF would be deepthroating Styles or Garza. I know I would be. Did you see Raw? Those same masses that were chanting for Randy to drop Beth Phoenix would be the same ones going ape shit if Orton, who has done shit like this plenty of times, did that to a kid.
The Observer also said Kinnnnny was producing them as well so both of them should probably stop and maybe call up Fit Finlay or let Dean Malenko in there. Or are these old guys just props to get lame ass WWE midcarders over in another promotion?
Take the time to listen to this because it's fucking hilarious.
"He has a neck tattoo on his chest and a chest tattoo on his neck." That dude is on point there.
It definitely beats having to go to Jack Swagger for advice.
I actually think they should bring in George South, show these spot monkeys how to work a match that doesn't require blue meth to keep up.