It is time. Let the hounds of fiction ride again on the winds of time.
Welcome, one and all, to the 6th incarnation of the fabulous Fiction Fight here on Rajah.com! Over the years this has become probably my favorite and most anticipated event of the year, even more so than the Rajah Debates themselves, and I can't wait to get it started once more with a whole crew of returning superstars and new contenders. But before we can go any further, we have to address the questions that I have received the most of since mentioning that the Fiction Fight would be returning:
When Will The Fiction Fight Be Returning?
Right now. You're reading it actively right now with your eyes.
What Is The Fiction Fight?
It's a debate tournament where you pick a fictional character and have to effectively argue why they would defeat the character that your opponent has chosen.
Do I Get To Pick More Than One Character?
Nope. The character you pick when you sign up is the character that you must stick with all the way to the end. They may have to square off against anyone from Wolverine to Santa Claus, so think very carefully about your choice, and be as creative as possible.
Are There Any Limitations On Who I Can Pick?
Yes, it's called the God Rule. You are not allowed to pick any character whose powers would make them unfair to other players. For example, you can pick Superman, who is pretty great but has weaknesses, but you can't pick God, (as in the omnipotent, omnipresent Christian God.) If you're not sure what violates this rule, don't worry. If I feel that you've chosen someone ridiculously overpowered, I will ask you to pick a new character during the sign up phase. This game is not about choosing the most powerful, game breaking badass with reality altering lasers shooting out of his half corporeal space dick. It's about your skill at debate.
So How Do The Debates Actually Play Out?
Very similarly to the Rajah Debates! Each round of the debates will be given a specific word limit for their posts, (though pictures and videos are unlimited.) I will do a coin flip to determine who will start, and then each competitor will be given 3 posts to make their points. You have to wait until the other person has posted before you can post again, and rebuttals are not allowed until your second response. It may sound complicated, but it's pretty natural once you get going. Just take a look at how other people have done it.
In fact, here's how the rules and scenario were set up for the finals last year:
Alright kids, it's time for the debate tie between Wolverine (Mills) and Popeye (Torn). Once this is posted, the two debatees will have EXACTLY 5 DAYS exactly in order to make their arguments for why their combatants would defeat the other in a fight, using their canonized powers and a battleground of my choosing. Their tie will end at 9:00 PM ON TUESDAY FEBRUARY 5th. Before that, though, here's a little information on the combatants.
Wolverine vs. Popeye
Popeye
Age: Unknown Occupation: Sailor Special Abilities: Unreal strength and stamina
Wolverine
Age: I'm not even touching this one Occupation: X-Man Special Abilities: Cell regeneration, adamantium skeleton, retractable claws also made of adamantium, finely tuned hunting skills, superhuman senses
Backstory:
The returning champion Torn against the Consolation Cup winner Mills. Validation verses redemption. Lumberjacks verses sailors. Awwwww yeah.
Their battleground will be...
Inside An Airplane Mid Flight
The coin flip reveals that Wolverine will have the first post, and Popeye can respond anytime after that. The combatants are limited to three posts, one introduction and two rebuttals, and as was said earlier, they have 5 DAYS to complete these posts. Each post has a 250 word limit, but can have unlimited pictures and videos. And THE FIRST POSTS FOR EACH MAN MAY NOT RESPOND TO ANYTHING THE OTHER PERSON SAID. First post for each man is for an introduction, and then rebuttals can begin from there. Abuse of this rule or the word limit may result in disqualification. Once both men have entered all three posts and I have closed the debate, voting will commence immediately, and all of you are firmly encouraged to join in the voting. Any question should be directed to the Fiction Fight Discussion Thread, and nobody should be posting in here except for the combatants until the debate is closed.
And one last note. New this year is the opportunity to make a challenge to the judges if you feel that your opponent is bending the rules, or giving themselves powers beyond what is reasonable for their character. To do this, add a line at the end of your post that begins with CHALLENGE: and then state your case in a sentence or two. The judges will convene to decide the outcome.
So with all that said, let's see a good fight and GET TO IT LADS!
And to see how people actually went about competing in the debate, just follow THIS LINK.
Wait, What's That About A Location?
Ah, you've hit on one of the things that makes the Fiction Fight special. Debating who would win in a fight between Batman and Superman is fun enough, but in each matchup I will assign a location in which the fight will have to take place, and you will be expected to argue how your character would make use of that environment to win. We've seen Godzilla fight inside of a football stadium, we've seen two tv cops fight on a tennis court suspended a mile above the ground, and the finals were contested inside of a plane actively plummeting towards the ground. You will not know where your fight will be contested until it is posted. Hope you're quick on your feet!
Alright, I think that's just about all of the questions I needed to address. Oh, except for this one last one.
When Can I Sign Up?
Right now. Welcome to the Rajahdome. 16 of you will enter. 1 will leave.
Good luck.
PsychoSoldier, BBF, and Mazer will be our Fiction Fight 6 judges.
Sadly, it isn’t Ren, but if you keep picking losers from other shows, not switching to Shaman King, they could get stabbed by Ren.
Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on one of my family's 12 private jets with the man your choice gets stabbed by. What’s in your hand, back at me.
I have it, it’s the spirit of a 500 year-old Chinese warrior.
Look again, the spirit is now a shape shifting constantly evolving weapon of war.
Anything is possible when you have Over Soul and not failure.
Admittedly, no superhuman abilities, but appropriate given my love of cheesy jokes plus I like to give myself a challenge and try and outwit my opponent and mess with their minds. He has a genius intellect, expert chemist, arsenal of comedy-themed gadgets, deception and an expert hand-to-hand combatant.