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March 23rd, 2018, 7:24 PM
#1
Escape From TPTLLASFJTRV!
Well, since my CWA idea seemed to be too ambitious for success, and it's a bit quiet around here, I've had another idea in mind that I'm going to try instead. This one puts the majority of the heavy lifting on me and all you've got to do is vote and hopefully enjoy. No sign ups and no commitment from anyone but me.
It's basically a 'Choose Your Own Adventure' type thing where you, the readers, will vote on the decisions you want to make to progress the story and I'll throw in an occasional dice roll to determine the degree of success in certain situations. So I'll write a chunk, leave it with some options, you vote for a bit and whenever I feel like writing more, I'll take the option with the most votes at that point and go with it. I'll also always leave an 'Other' option where you can suggest something besides the offered choices, if that gets the most votes, I'll go with it, which opens things up a bit to your input. I can't guarantee it'll be good but I'll try to make it fairly entertaining though it is worth noting, I will probably not be planning much ahead, I'll mostly just be making shit up as we go along.
So without further ado, welcome to....
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**ESCAPE FROM THE PLANET THAT LOOKS LIKE A SKULL FROM JUST THE RIGHT VIEWPOINT**
LOCATION: Dungeon on The Planet That Looks Like A Skull From Just The Right Viewpoint. Maybe it's the past, maybe it's the future, maybe it's both.
YOU: You are Savache, a 6-foot-4, three-hundred pound, muscle-bound female space barbarian with a mohawk. You're pretty goddamn badass and most folks know it...at least, they do on your home planet, Skrigglezik. But you're not on Skigglezik, as that location statement above makes fairly clear. And that right there is your motivation: to get back to Skigglezik...well, and to plunder and slaughter and do some other fun stuff along the way.
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Darkness flutters to light as you open your eyes. Stone and steel surround you, illumined by the green glow of the laser bars on the cells. You're not sure how or why you're in this dungeon. The last thing you remember is sitting down to feast on a Skigglezikian glumberbus you just took off the spit and then WHAM! a flash of purple light and then darkness. And now you're here. With a headache. And you're naked. They took your clothes, your weapons, your gadgets, your potions, all your cool stuff that you use in your everyday space barbarianing. Naturally, once you grasp your current situation, you're pretty pissed off about it. Your goal is to escape from this cell so that you can then go on to escape from TPTLLASFJTRV.
Despite the rage coursing through you, you notice a few things about your surroundings:
You share your cell with a large, bulbous, black and yellow slug-like creature that is sleeping on a cot across from you.
Outside your cell, a half-machine, half-man guard wielding a photon baton paces the corridor.
In the cell across the corridor is a rugged, square-jawed action hero-type guy who appears to be doing chin-ups whilst giving you a look over that you're not particularly comfortable with.
What would you like to do?
1. Get the guard's attention.
2. Talk to the action hero-type guy.
3. Rip open the slug creature with your bare hands and wear it like a cloak (which would likely get the guard's attention and/or strike up a conversation with the action hero-type guy but probably not all that discreetly).
4. Other (please suggest another course of action)
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March 23rd, 2018, 8:14 PM
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Football manager?
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