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    Sonic the Hedgehog the Motion Picture


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    Oh get fucked. What could they possibly even... oh forget it

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    You never know. I'll reserve any judgment until I see a trailer.

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    No, I do know. This movie is purely the result of some exec saying, "Hey we should make a movie with this dickhead in it," and not the result of a good script and/or a top director with a vision backing it, or anything else that makes a good movie. The trailer will be three minutes of "SONIC THE HEDGEHOG FROM THE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG VIDEO GAME IS IN A MOVIE LOOK HE RUNS FAST LOOK AT HIM GO!" and the movie itself will be dogshit.

    0/10

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    we all realize this will be aimed at people 1/3rd our age, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simmo Fortyone View Post
    No, I do know. This movie is purely the result of some exec saying, "Hey we should make a movie with this dickhead in it," and not the result of a good script and/or a top director with a vision backing it, or anything else that makes a good movie. The trailer will be three minutes of "SONIC THE HEDGEHOG FROM THE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG VIDEO GAME IS IN A MOVIE LOOK HE RUNS FAST LOOK AT HIM GO!" and the movie itself will be dogshit.

    0/10
    Because when I think Sonic the Hedgehog I think compelling story and intense character development.

    It's going to be a cartoon for children. Who cares?

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    I don't. Shit game anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simmo Fortyone View Post
    I don't. Shit game anyway.
    Wash your mouth out.

    I mean, Sonic's no Mario, but I'd take the old Sonic games over the Calls of Duty or Halo or whatever else the kids are playing these days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fro View Post
    we all realize this will be aimed at people 1/3rd our age, right?
    Which is odd considering that you'd have to have been around in the 1990s to give a shit about Sonic the Hedgehog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Defrost View Post
    Which is odd considering that you'd have to have been around in the 1990s to give a shit about Sonic the Hedgehog.
    they're capitalizing on the surging sonic religious fanart community


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    Ok that is just wrong. Mixing something good like Sonic with something terrible like religion is messed up.

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    Would only contemplate watching it if it was live-action and no CGI.

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    I would have seen the shit out of this movie about twenty years ago.

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    Sonic the game was all about environmental issues. I'd assume that the film would have to get a lot of that in.

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    Was looking at apparent movie CGI footage earlier, anyway NO just NO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simmo Fortyone View Post
    I don't. Shit game anyway.


    Sort yourself out. The Sonic games on Gensis were incredible. Sonic 2 is one of the best games ever.

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    Got to hand it to you there "Jimmy Zero" the sonic game franchise was fantastic, as a kid I remember the release of Sonic & Knuckles and being totally blown away with the adaptation it could make with Sonic 2 & Sonic 3.

    Sonic all day over Mario! despite what sales figures state.

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    Sonic over Mario? Let's not go crazy, here.

    Sonic is great, and all, but Mario is freaking Mario.

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    I have to disagree, as much as I love (loved) Mario, I was always a SEGA mark.

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    I am with the top Ewok, was always a Sega fanboy growing up so I always preferred the Sonic games. Mario is great, but the sense of speed from flying through the Green Hill Zone and the like is still a thrill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Mike View Post
    I am with the top Ewok, was always a Sega fanboy growing up so I always preferred the Sonic games. Mario is great, but the sense of speed from flying through the Green Hill Zone and the like is still a thrill.
    Jackpot!

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    The Sonic fanbase is absolutely deranged and has been writing fanfiction for a couple of decades now. The best bit about this coming out will be the reactions.

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    Nah, the best bit will be the screenshots from the film turned into hentai.

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    Sony always does great with licensed pictures...
    The Resident Evil movies, the Robocop reboot, The Smurfs, The Great Gatsby, Spiderman, The Green Hornet, The Karate Kid remake, The Total Recall remake, The Da Vinci Code, Bewitched...

    That and Adam Sandler movies...

    I'm sure Sony Pictures will treat this property with the care it needs...
    Last edited by Bill Casey; June 14th, 2014 at 2:02 PM.

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    https://www.resetera.com/threads/fir...emerges.69126/



    First pictures of Jimothy carrey as Dr Robotnik
    Last edited by Hero!; September 17th, 2018 at 10:18 PM.

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    But why is this a movie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bill Casey View Post
    Sony always does great with licensed pictures...
    The Resident Evil movies, the Robocop reboot, The Smurfs, The Great Gatsby, Spiderman, The Green Hornet, The Karate Kid remake, The Total Recall remake, The Da Vinci Code, Bewitched...

    That and Adam Sandler movies...

    I'm sure Sony Pictures will treat this property with the care it needs...
    And also The Emoji Movie, The Dark Tower, The Ghostbusters remake, Angry Birds, The Brothers Grimsby, The Fifth Wave, Aloha, After Earth, The Zookeeper and Paul Blart Mall Cop!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pablo Diablo View Post
    But why is this a movie?
    gotta go fast

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    Quote Originally Posted by ApexEwok View Post
    Was looking at apparent movie CGI footage earlier, anyway NO just NO!
    this guy got to see footage of the movie over 4 years ago

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bill Casey View Post
    And also The Emoji Movie, The Dark Tower, The Ghostbusters remake, Angry Birds, The Brothers Grimsby, The Fifth Wave, Aloha, After Earth, The Zookeeper and Paul Blart Mall Cop!
    I really enjoyed the Brothers Grimsby. Haven't seen these other movies though.

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    Looks like this could be pretty fun for the kids and die hard fans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hero! View Post
    https://www.resetera.com/threads/fir...emerges.69126/



    First pictures of Jimothy carrey as Dr Robotnik
    They nailed it.

    Last edited by VHS; September 18th, 2018 at 12:06 PM.

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    It's not Jim Carrey, by the way. It's some dude named Frank C. Turner.

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    This is gonna be the best movie since the live action Woody Woodpecker...

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    I look forward to the reboot in 2021...

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    What's happening here? Is that really a pic from the movie set? Is this really a live action movie??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fro View Post
    What's happening here? Is that really a pic from the movie set? Is this really a live action movie??
    It's going to combine live action and CGI characters...
    Like The Smurfs!

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    Fuck a teaser, they put out a motion poster for this bitch

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    He looks very oddly proportioned.

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    I'm stoked just to see how they frick this is going to turn out.

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    Sonic's got quite the cock on him there. Really emphasizing the HOG in hedgehog, eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisrandolph1985 View Post
    He looks very oddly proportioned.
    His massive thighs are really throwing me off or turning me on. Can’t decide which.

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    If Amy the pink hedgehog is in this, men's hormones won't know what to do. If Sonic is any indication, the perfect woman has now come in CGI female hedgehog form.

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    And a diaper!

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    Looks like Grover from Sesame Street got some sweet new kicks......

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    Looks like he was messing with shutter speed on his camera phone and tried to draw a dick on the golden gate bridge with it

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    Why are his legs so far apart?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bandit View Post
    Looks like he was messing with shutter speed on his camera phone and tried to draw a dick on the golden gate bridge with it
    That's because that's what his dick actually looks like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hero! View Post


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    Can't wait for this train wreck...


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    That trailer has all the fun of being told that a beloved pet has terminal cancer.

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    Why the fuck does he have human teeth?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hero! View Post
    Alexa, set trailer music to "random"...

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    Alexa, do the joke from the Lego Batman Movie trailer, but way worse...

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    The only thing that makes me sad is that Neal McDonough needed the paycheck and had to be in this. He has been one of my favorite character actors since I saw him in Star Trek: First Contact. The man was in Band of Brothers people, he deserves better than this.

    Also sad that Tails isn't in this. Always my favorite to play in Sonic 2 and 3.

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    Lilo and Stitch live action is looking good though.


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    So apparently the studio is going redesign the entire character from scratch...
    Which means extreme studio crunch...

    Which means the animators for this movie are basically fucked...

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    all to appease a bunch of internet commenters that probably have no intention of going to see the film anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morrison View Post
    all to appease a bunch of internet commenters that probably have no intention of going to see the film anyway.
    I disagree. Every single person from my 15 year old son to my 38 year old best friend have all sent me texts/memes/etc. shitting on the character design. We all knew it was going to probably suck because that's how Hollywood does it. Look @ Green Goblin Spider Man. Horrible. Made him look like some shit out of Flash Gordon.

    This design was lame, deserved to be shit on, and it was done in such a massive amount of disgust that it was enough to get them to go back to the drawing board.

    And when what seems like 90% of the global population is offering commentary on the internet about SOMETHING, I guess it does matter.

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    I mean, that's also a smart hedge by them because it's not like Sonic was actually shown a ton in the trailer. You got an answer but you probably didn't cross the threshold of completely turning off the viewing audience and everyone decided then and there that they were out on this movie. That said, it's probably got two strikes against it because it seemed like there was a decent amount of backlash when the teaser or whatever came out and people saw Sonic for the first time.

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    brilliant marketing

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    Holy shit, the redesign of Sonic looks so much better. This trailer also makes it look like the movie is going to be fun.

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    looks the same to me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fro View Post
    looks the same to me
    what. are you blind?




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    fair. yea it does look better when you put them side by side. in watching the new trailer I didn't notice the difference having not watched the old trailer in so many months, also I thought the previous outrage over it was 1000% overblown. but it definitely is more appealing now.

    the chances of me ever watching this movie just went up by at least 20 basis points.

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    If they don't use the dope soundtrack then this movie can fuck off.

    With that said, definitely going to take the kids to this one. And by kids I mean my teenagers, they all love Sonic. My youngest son is 15 and still watches the old 90's cartoon.

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    Will you eat at Sonic before or after the movie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nash Diesel View Post
    If they don't use the dope soundtrack then this movie can fuck off.
    you can here a remix of the first stage in the trailer

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    100 million. Gamble to redesign him to something less horrifying really paid off. That movie had BOMB written all over it. Now it has positive critical and moviegoer reviews and will be a good moneymaker.

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    lol i said here instead of hear what a dummy

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    It's fun reading the original posts from 6 years ago with a lot of people thinking this would be a complete dud and rightfully so when you think about all the other video game movies that have plagued our lives lol.

    I think it's time to do another Super Mario movie. The right way.

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