Originally Posted by Gary J
"dingying" means to ignore someone in Scotland.
"dingying" means to ignore someone in Scotland.
Thats disappointing as it sounded like an activity me and BBF's sister could do.
Actually just read the rep comment from Alex his sister is due a dingying.
And i don't mean the scottish version.
The only excuse for checking a Leeds result is to laugh at them after they have lost yet again.
Does Bummed up the burn mean something else? He hashtags that a lot.
Me v You next week too. One of us is likely to be 0/2Haven't been that low in the table in YEARS
Thanks Mikey you are a brilliant man.
Good job Mikey. Losing on the opening weekend is a sickner.
Yes losing on the opening weekend is a sickener oh wait a minute i won this weekend.
Was lucky though checking the Kilmarnock twitter and Boyd hit the woodwork twice in the last few mibutes.
I hope Leeds win the Championship and beat Hull in the cup.
No need for that.
Eh, no idea with that one. He's quite the freaky little fellow isn't he, I thought he just meant bummed up the arse to be honest but now I'm not too sure.
By the way lads my twitter name is mechrisuk if any you fuckers want to add me.
Cheers for the ones who already have.
He is a freaky fellow and possibly my favourite person on twitter.
Out Cody McDonald (Gillingham)
In Matej Vydra (West Brom)
Dave Kitson (Oxford United)
Grant Holt (Wigan Athletic)
Matej Vydra (West Brom)
Bryan Prunty (Dumbarton)
David Ball (Fleetwood)
Nicolas Anelka (West Brom)
Andy Carroll (West Ham)
Lets see how this goes...
Javier Hernandez (Manchester United) out, Duvan Zapata (Unattached) in.
1) Billy McKay (Inverness CT)
2) Leigh Griffiths (Wolves)
3) Niall McGinn (Aberdeen)
4) Milan Lalkovic (Walsall)
5) Atdhe Nuhiu (Sheffield Wednesday)
6) Duvan Zapata (Unattached)
7) Edinson Cavani (PSG)
I would have liked to have given Hernandez longer, but with seven man squads I have no room for someone who's basically an impact player off the bench.
Nikola Zigic (Birmingham City) out, Javier Hernandez (Manchester United) in.
Will Grigg (Brentford)
Michael Gash (Kidderminster Harriers)
Andrew Little (Rangers)
Daniel Nardiello (Rotherham)
Jack Midson (AFC Wimbledon)
Fernando Torres (Chelsea)
Javier Hernandez (Manchester United)
Well, if he was going to go to someone, to the team who I don't have to play again for months is ideal.
As much as I love my big oaf I only really picked him because he was the last pick of it all and most people were gone by that point.
Anyone want to enter into negotiations regarding jovetic?
Na. Just chuck him out on a free mate.
Surely you'd want him to go every couple of weeks to someone you're about to play. The guy doesn't start games.
See above.
Thats it Liam, get in the goals again. Loving my non league all stars. All of them have scored now except Bish. Great stuff.
That's all well and good until it hits November and none of them can play for 3 months because their municipal pitches they play on turn into an icy bog
connorboy, you must be delighted that you've now got Downing putting crosses on Carroll's head
Because that worked so well for Liverpool?
I had the same thought at about 4 o clock today Mikey.
Then at 4:05 I had the same thought as Torn
Early team for week two.
1. Britt Assombalonga (Peterborough United)
2. Anthony Stokes (Celtic)
5. Ryan Donnelly (Brechin City)
6. Lee Tomlin (Peterborough United)
8. Olivier Giroud (Arsenal)
3. Matt Tubbs (Rotherham United)
4. Robbie Crawford (Rangers)
Pretty pleased with that first five and one of the subs and looking at the fixtures I'm fairly confident of scoring a couple of goals (which is usually where I draw blank). Robbie Crawford was a horrific signing though. Firstly it was utterly impulsive, secondly he's shit, thirdly it cost me a chance on scoring some big goals with Billy Sharp and finally it means that I can't really bring in a player I really want for this week. Can see me making a 3.01pm transfer on Saturday.
Jordan Rhodes (Blackburn Rovers)
Clayton Donaldson (Brentford)
Roberto Soldado (Tottenham)
Robert Lewandowski (Borussia Dortmund)
Tyrone Barnett (Peterborough)
Bjorn Sigurdarson (Wolves)
Jamie White (Salisbury)
SOLDADS makes his debut. Very pleased with that starting five on paper, so no doubt they will all draw blanks now. Two of my favourite players in Rhodes and Clayton who both bagged 20+ goals last year, two proven goalscorers at the highest level in Soldado and Lewandowski (although Soldado has proven nothing in the Premiership just yet of course), and in-form Fiorentorna legend Tyrone Barnett. Was disappointed to see Sigurdarson on the bench for stupid Kevin Doyle at the weekend but I still believe in him for now.
I might as well put one in too in case I forget and leave Messi on the bench:
1. FC Collserslautern
1 Anthony Malbon (Kidderminster Harriers)
2 Lionel Messi (Barcelona)
4 Craig Gunn (Elgin City)
9 Derek Lyle (QoTS)
10 Andy Johnson (QPR)
7 Tom Ince (Blackpool)
8 Jordan Brown (Peterhead)
Huge match against Torn obviously, I can't wait for Saturday.
Early team news.
Neymar (FC Barcelona)
Kris Boyd (Kilmarnock)
Rory McAllister (Peterhead)
John Gemmell (Stenhousemuir)
Iain Russell (Queen of the South)
Romelu Lukaku (Chelsea)
Farid El Alagui (Brentford)
Tents for the weekend:
Radamel Falcao (Monaco)
Kevin Lisbie (Leyton Orient)
James Vaughan (Huddersfield)
Iago Aspas (Liverpool)
Christian Benteke (Aston Villa)
Jay Emmanuel Thomas (Bristol City)
Sergio Aguero (Man City)
Got to have faith in Benteke at the Emirates. May put JET in there last minute. On fire pre-season, we're going to win 14-0.
10 Edin Dzeko (Man City)
4 James Norwood (Forest Green Rovers)
29 Billy Kee (Burton)
11 Gareth Bale (Tottenham Hotspur)
7 Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid)
5 Lyle Taylor (Sheff Utd)
9 Marc McNulty (Livingston)
Tentative
Will Grigg (Brentford)
Michael Gash (Kidderminster Harriers)
Andrew Little (Rangers)
Fernando Torres (Chelsea)
Javier Hernandez (Manchester United)
Daniel Nardiello (Rotherham)
Jack Midson (AFC Wimbledon)
Pretty easy games for Man U and Chelsea so hoping for a few from my big names.
Aren't United playing Swansea away? I'd have that as one of their ten most difficult games of the season.
I'm expecting them to roll them over quite easily to be honest, by two or three goals.
I'm expecting Swansea to win.
Bony hat trick nailed on.
Swansea 2-0 for me. Bony with both sadly
Nicolas Anelka (West Brom)
Grant Holt (Wigan Athletic)
Dave Kitson (Oxford United)
Bryan Prunty (Dumbarton)
David Ball (Fleetwood)
Matej Vydra (West Brom)
Andy Carroll (West Ham)
PROVISH
Swansea 3
Bony 16
Michu 45
Rangel 85
Bony sent off (86)
Man Utd 2
Carrick 89, 90
Michu (Swansea)
Nikica Jelavic (Everton)
Adam Rooney (Oldham)
David Connolly (Portsmouth)
Loic Remy (Newcastle)
James McFadden (Motherwell)
Izale Mcleod (MK Dons)
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1) Edinson Cavani (PSG)
2) Billy McKay (Inverness CT)
3) Leigh Griffiths (Wolves)
4) Niall McGinn (Aberdeen)
5) Milan Lalkovic (Walsall)
6) Duvan Zapata (Unattached)
7) Atdhe Nuhiu (Sheffield Wednesday)
I'm hoping Cavani can get off the mark with a goal or two this weekend. He should do considering PSG are at home to AC Ajaccio, who narrowly avoided relegation last season, but we'll see. I quite fancy Griffiths and Lalkovic as well, who are both playing teams that have been leaking a lot of goals recently.
It's always a tough, close game with Dave though, who had a massive win last weekend against Torn.
Your league to lose. What a lineup.
Mods, can someone please ban Alex? That's a breach of privacy, he should not be posting my private correspondence out in public.Plus my inbox is FULL of gems like this. He'd have won the league
Campbell off to Carlisle on loan
I had Campbell on my list after I think it was you posting in the footy thread about how good he was. There was some rumours of going to St Mirren I think but in the end I decided against it.
Here's the profile of the last promising striker with similar hype and loan opportunity:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Airey
1 Adam Le Fondre (Reading)
2 Barry Corr (Southend United)
5 Marc Richards (Chesterfield)
4 Roy O'Donovan (Northampton)
Theo Walcott (Arsenal)
7 David McGoldrick (Ipswich)
3 Shaun Harrad (Bury)
Your lot also shared this donkey with us in Australia...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Bates
Ripswich
Papiss Cisse (Newcastle United)
Nakhi Wells (Bradford City)
Rene Howe (Burton Albion)
Lukas Jutkiewicz (Middlesboro)
Adam Campbell (Carlisle)
Darren Bent (Aston Villa)
Jamie Cureton (Cheltenham Town)
Cureton out with a shoulder injury and Bent not moved yet, picks itself...
Last edited by Rip; August 16th, 2013 at 6:53 AM.
Got a wedding today so unlikely to be on today or tomorrow from this point, so to confirm this is my team.
Jonny Russell (Derby County)
Jordan White (Stirling)
Adam Boyes (Gateshead)
Liam Buchanan (East Fife)
Shane Sutherland (Elgin city)
Wayne Rooney (Man United)
Nicky Clark (Rangers)
Cureton out for up to six weeks (five left)
I'll keep the faith...
Adam Cunnington (Cambridge)
Richard Brodie (Gateshead)
Liam Hearn (Grimsby)
Andy Bishop (Wrexham)
Matthew Barnes-Homer (Forest Green)
Ricky Van Wolfswinkel (Norwich)
Stevan Jovetic (Man City)
Can I let go of Jovetic or do I have to keep him til 3:01 tomorrow?
So, Redknapp has decided not to go with Zapata, which is disappointing, and is more annoying than usual as we now have one less spot in our squads, but it was worth a gamble. It's not as if Hernandez will be playing any time soon with his hamstring.
Wasn't worth a gamble at all considering West Ham failed to get a work permit for him there was never any chance of qpr getting clearance for him.
It is your title to lose though Jay and with mistakes like that it is easy to see you losing it.
Out: James McFadden (Motherwell)
In: Tom Cairney (Blackburn)
Tom Cairney (Blackburn)
David Connolly (Portsmouth)
Michu (Swansea)
Adam Rooney (Oldham)
Nikica Jelavic (Everton)
Izale Mcleod (MK Dons)
Loic Remy (Newcastle)
Last edited by Hurley; August 16th, 2013 at 3:40 PM.
West Ham didn't fail to get a work permit, as they never applied for one. They looked at doing so, and felt there was a small chance of obtaining one, but they never got that far and decided to look elsewhere. QPR wouldn't have bothered bringing Zapata over if he'd already failed to gain a work permit.
That was desperate and I already want to change my choice.
Yeah, I'm not getting Rosk's talk of it's my title to lose. I think Torn's got a better starting five, for starters.
I have a strong foundation of four players in Cavani, McKay, Griffiths and McGinn - if they all stay fit they're more than capable of twenty goals plus each, but my other three slots aren't that strong. Lalkovic has a lot of potential, but we'll see.
Ah, the dreaded Friday night game for Rhodes. Can be a glorious start to the weekend when one of your star players bags a few Friday night goals, but somehow feels worse going goalless on a Friday than on a normal Saturday.
Well they hired Maurice Watkins to represent them at an appeals hearing regarding Zapata because as you say they knew they would be little chance. Once they had given up it was obvious no-one in England would be able to get him otherwise he'd be a West Ham.
More fool Redknapp and Qpr and Jayventus.
BLACKBURN ARE SHITTING SHIT.
Updated my team into the spreadsheet, because I'm bored.
Daniel Sturridge (Liverpool)
Ross McCormack (Leeds)
Calvin Zola (Aberdeen)
Jermaine Beckford (Bolton Wanderers)
Marc-Antoine Fortune (Wigan Athletic)
Frazier Campbell (Cardiff)
Kevin Davies (Preston North End)
Early team for tomorrow, no doubt they will be changes before 3.00pm though.
Colchrister Rovers
1 Stevie May (St. Johnstone)
2 Monti (Dundee)
3 David Goodwillie (Dundee Utd)
4 Craig Malcolm (Ayr United)
5 Calum Elliot (Raith Rovers)
6 Luis Suarez (Liverpool)
7 Chris Martin (Derby County)
Chris Wood (Leicester)
David Templeton (Rangers)
Conor McAleny (Brentford)
Lewis Grabban (Bournemouth)
Sam Baldock (Bristol City)
Brett Pitman (Bournemouth)
Billy Sharp (Southampton)
Darren Lavery (Berwick Rangers)
Michael Moffat (Ayr)
Terry Gornell (Cheltenham)
Ross Hannah (Grimsby Town)
Dimitar Berbatov (Fulham)
Marvin Sordell (Charlton)
Aaron O'Connor (Newport County)
Nope. You're wrong and you know it. Yours to lose. Don't choke.
I'll finish fourth. I always finish fourth.
Given the goals my team scored last year, I should have won or at least come second, but it just doesn't always work out like that with this game.
Some big games today. Happy Liverpool are playing early so I can see well in advance if Aspas is starting and up front against a gash Stoke side. Andy has eighty Scottish players so hoping there's a sudden freeze up there or they are still drunk from the celebrations of almost drawing with England.
1. Britt Assombalonga (Peterborough United)
3. Matt Tubbs (Rotherham United)
5. Ryan Donnelly (Brechin City)
6. Lee Tomlin (Peterborough United)
8. Olivier Giroud (Arsenal)
2. Anthony Stokes (Celtic)
4. Robbie Crawford (Rangers)
Jonny Russell (Derby County)
Jordan White (Stirling)
Adam Boyes (Gateshead)
Liam Buchanan (East Fife)
Nicky Clark(Rangers)
Shane Sutherland (Elgin city)
Wayne Rooney (Man United)
Hoping Clark gets on today. Feeling desperate
Out: Tom Elliott (Cambridge United)
In: Patrick Bamford (MK Dons)
Jose Leonardo Ulloa (Brighton & Hove Albion)
Leon Clarke (Coventry City)
Kane Hemmings (Cowdenbeath)
Ryan Wallace (Dunfermline Athletic)
Alvaro Negredo (Manchester City)
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Patrick Bamford (MK Dons)
Andy Mangan (Forest Green Rovers)
He's an absolute gem mate, he seems to have that ability to just be in the right place, but as he started out as a winger he can go past people and has pace to burn off defenders.
He'll end up at St. Mirren after Carlisle probably, he's gone for a month in case we don't get another striker in but as long as we do they'll ship him out for the season to get experience and St. Mirren seem to be our side of choice after they handled the loan lads so well last year.
Jonny Russell (Derby County)
Jordan White (Stirling)
Adam Boyes (Gateshead)
Liam Buchanan (East Fife)
Wayne Rooney (Man United)
Nicky Clark(Rangers)
Shane Sutherland (Elgin city)
Assombalonga
Tomlin
Tubbs
Giroud
Crawford
Donnelly
Stokes
1. Britt Assombalonga (Peterborough United)
3. Matt Tubbs (Rotherham United)
5. Robbie Crawford (Rangers)
6. Lee Tomlin (Peterborough United)
8. Olivier Giroud (Arsenal)
2. Anthony Stokes (Celtic)
4. Ryan Donnelly (Brechin City)
Last edited by MMH; August 17th, 2013 at 9:49 AM.
1 Tom Pope (Port Vale)
2 Jon Daly (Rangers)
3 David Hopkirk (Annan Athletic)
4 Jake Hyde (Barnet)
5 Danny Ings (Burnley)
6 Wilfried Bony (Swansea City)
7 Ryan Lowe (Tranmere Rovers)
Grimariosby Town
1 Troy Deeney (Watford)
2 Robin van Persie (Manchester United)
4 Rickie Lambert (Southampton)
5 Paul Clayton (Alfreton Town)
6 Lee Gregory (Halifax Town)
3 Andy Brown (Nuneaton Town)
7 Mario Balotelli (AC Milan)
9 Marc McNulty (Livingston)
4 James Norwood (Forest Green Rovers)
7 Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid)
10 Edin Dzeko (Man City)
5 Lyle Taylor (Sheff Utd)
11 Gareth Bale (Tottenham Hotspur)
29 Billy Kee (Burton)
I fancied Bony today but I hate late kick offs.
Tough choice to make. RVP in the late game, all of my conference players at home and starting, Deeney and Lambert away in their respective fixtures. Despite scoring midweek, I have dropped brown to the bench because after the grand sum of TWO GAMES, Nuneaton are playing the league leaders.
Colchrister Rovers
1 Stevie May (St. Johnstone)
2 Monti (Dundee)
3 David Goodwillie (Dundee Utd)
4 Craig Malcolm (Ayr United)
5 Chris Martin (Derby County)
6 Luis Suarez (Liverpool)
7 Calum Elliot (Raith Rovers)
1. FC Collserslautern
1 Anthony Malbon (Kidderminster Harriers)
2 Lionel Messi (Barcelona)
4 Craig Gunn (Elgin City)
9 Derek Lyle (QoTS)
8 Jordan Brown (Peterhead)
10 Andy Johnson (QPR)
7 Tom Ince (Blackpool)
Milan Lalkovic (Walsall) out, Craig Westcarr (Walsall) in.
1) Edinson Cavani (PSG)
2) Billy McKay (Inverness CT)
3) Leigh Griffiths (Wolves)
4) Niall McGinn (Aberdeen)
5) Craig Westcarr (Walsall)
6) Duvan Zapata (Unattached)
7) Atdhe Nuhiu (Sheffield Wednesday)
Complete and utter panic signing. I didn't check my players until 2:55pm, thinking everything would be alright. I wanted to sign David Ball, he was the one player to spring to mind, but I didn't realise he was signed last weekend. The only other player I could think of at the last minute was Westcarr. Let's see what happens.
Indeed.
Hey greast news lads I'm already 2 fucking nil down and I didn't even realise. Yeeehaaaa aren't I happy shitting chappy.
Just for once it would be nice to go ten minutes before conceding a goal. Same shit as last season.
Damn, I should have signed Jermaine Rene Howe.
Goal from Ross McCormack too, so blame Gary J he was slagging him off.
Wohoo!
Little strikes it large again!
Ross McCormack is a cunt his name is a anagram of Corr Mams Cock.
I don't know if I can another season where I'm bitching and moaning lads, this is truly fucking shit. Hey new lads how about you actually do YOUR jobs and score some goals rather than set them up, arseholes.
Billy McKay, you wonderful human being.
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