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    A penalty for your life

    I saw this on F365, thought it could be a decent topic.

    Which footballer would you pick to take a penalty with your life on the line? If he scores you live. If he misses you die...

    Pick one from your club's history I guess, or anyone you want.

    I'd probably go with Cantona from United. Or Dennis Irwin, but that's not very fashionable.

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    Dwight Yorke.

    And I'd tell him to chip it.

    1:00 in this video - see you later Seaman.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xg7AbF9TC6w
    Last edited by The Rosk; April 26th, 2013 at 12:35 PM.

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    Me, I've never missed one.

    If it had to be a pro it would be Le Tissier. Or Chilavert for the bants

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hlebsfall View Post
    Julian Dicks. He didn't give a shit, just fucking belted it.
    Great shout to be fair.

    Did he ever miss one?

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    Not in this 2 pixel video collection he didn't

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAVLpl88Bpw

    That one against Schmeichel at 26 seconds. PICK THE FUCKING BONES OUT OF THAT.

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    David Unsworth. Pretty average player but only missed one penalty in his career where he hit the bar and scored the rebound anyway.

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    Jordan Rhodes. He's been a fantastic penalty taker for Blackburn this season, plus I fucking love him so I could forgive him if he caused me to die.

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    Neil Adams, had only missed once from the spot in his entire career.

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    I don't mind who takes it but can I have an English goalkeeper?

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    Peter Devine. That name again - Peter Devine.

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    Anybody who doesn't say Le Tissier is either mental or suicidal.

    48 out of 49 he scored, 48 out of bloody 49. Given 1 in 5 penalties are either missed or saved those are fucking ridiculous numbers.

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    Cantona took 20 pens for United.

    He sent the keeper the wrong way 18 times.

    I'd rather that than Le Tiss squeezing one in (I assume)

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    Danny Higginbotham - don't think I ever saw him take one that wasn't hard, low and into the corner. Even on one particularly windy day against Spurs when the ball blew off the spot about half a dozen times before he finally got to take it.

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    Yakubu is a good shout as well but the laziness of his run up would probably give you a heart attack anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by turdpower View Post
    Not Zlatan!?
    As much as I love him he's missed a few this season, plus he's a bit of a bloody maniac.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon View Post
    Yakubu is a good shout as well but the laziness of his run up would probably give you a heart attack anyway.
    My god no. Took three for us and missed them all, all of them incredibly shit too.

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    Mark Noble or Owen Hargreaves (If he could get himself fit enough to take a penalty)

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    I'd get my mum to do it. She's not much of a shot, but at least I know she'd care.

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    I dunno, I'm pretty rusty.

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    Is the penalty against Mexico?

    LANDON DONOVAN.

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    I am probably the worst penalty taker I know so I'm very glad that I would get to pick someone else.

    Romario as I think he'll be a laugh.

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    I value my life so much that I want John Terry to take it when it's moist out.

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