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    Soc(cer)busters

    Just a bit of fun, we used to do these ages ago. I'll do three to start off, anyone who gets one of them can then set their own

    "This bloke's agreed to put a stop to it."

    "The lad from Newcastle has had enough."

    "Nod it home, and we'll pour some crap champers over one of your joints!"

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    Neymar is No.2.

    Ederson Cavani is No.3.

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    I assume number 2 is either Jordi Alba or Jordi Gomez, but I have no idea how that works.

    EDIT: That'll be why.

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    Q: Old pig, French pig.

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    Gamon Porc

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    Is 1 Neymar? They both could be Neymar.

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    The Rosk got two of them, the first one was Grant Holt HOLT/HALT

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    The man with no shins said yes to a snake.

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    First word is Tony...

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    Yeboah.

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    The Jamaican fella ordered Big Langston (back when he wasn't as big) to paint white lines for bicycles on the road.

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    SOMETHING - E SOMETHING


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Rosk View Post
    Q: Old pig, French pig.
    Frank De Boer?

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    no.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Rosk View Post
    Q: Old pig, French pig.
    Graham Le Saux!

    Grey-Ham-Le-Sow (or Sus I suppose works too)?

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    yes.

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    A casserole painting tears a lower league murderer.

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    Stuart Ripley?

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    Proper KP Style:

    The girl in a wonderland with the nancy detective and the lad from "Only fools..." went down a river with their friends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by turdpower View Post
    Proper KP Style:

    The girl in a wonderland with the nancy detective and the lad from "Only fools..." went down a river with their friends.
    AIessandro Del Piero?

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    Also, masturbation stops the horse, and the automobile isn't second hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lagom View Post
    Also, masturbation stops the horse, and the automobile isn't second hand.
    Nwankwo Kanu

    Wank-woah-car-new

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    Correct sir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MMH View Post
    AIessandro Del Piero?
    Yes.

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    Ill try one.

    A ginger afterlife for sinning northern parents.

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    That menace had 2/3's of a gay quarter pounder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MMH View Post
    Ill try one.

    A ginger afterlife for sinning northern parents.


    Mikel Arteta? I don't know the parents bit... and don't think John Obi works...

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    I've got two:

    1) Really really really really fucking shit RFF manager who shouldn't run his mouth in front of superior RFF managers and is deservedly getting nothing for his dogshit exploits in RFF.

    2) Really really really really fucking shit RFF manager who would be relegated if it were not for a cheat player and whose squad is unbelievably shit and I am pretty sure he is slightly retarded and will die of heart failure in the next five years... Christmas song.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Rosk View Post


    Mikel Arteta? I don't know the parents bit... and don't think John Obi works...
    Mik-Hell is correct.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Rosk View Post
    I've got two:

    1) Really really really really fucking shit RFF manager who shouldn't run his mouth in front of superior RFF managers and is deservedly getting nothing for his dogshit exploits in RFF.

    2) Really really really really fucking shit RFF manager who would be relegated if it were not for a cheat player and whose squad is unbelievably shit and I am pretty sure he is slightly retarded and will die of heart failure in the next five years... Christmas song.
    2 is obviously Andy.

    As for number one im not answering incase its me!

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    Oh yeah those famous footballers called "Andy" and "MMH". Good one dickhead.

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    The Jamaican yolk got engaged to a kebab.

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    "This energy company is never wrong."

    "That religious fella is happy."

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    Last edited by Grimario; April 13th, 2013 at 12:19 AM.

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    Ian Wright

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay View Post
    "This energy company is never wrong."

    "That religious fella is happy."
    Victor Moses?

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    Centishin Gingovajizz

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    That is the greatest clue ever Grim.

    Milifemur Satsuovumclimax?

    He plays for Gillingham.

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    I assume it's Shinji Ono (Shin, G = Grand, O = Orgasm)...but fucked if I know how the orange egg means "no".

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    hahaha I said buttfucked

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    Shinji Okazaki lads.

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    Show your working!

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    Yoke-a-sucky. Done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon View Post
    I assume it's Shinji Ono (Shin, G = Grand, O = Orgasm)...but fucked if I know how the orange egg means "no".
    Orange egg = yolk
    Orgasm = "o"
    Yoko = Ono

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    That is beyond Pilkington.

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    The electronic imperial march to unlock the red nosed reindeer.

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    Also, what does this mean?

    Quote Originally Posted by The Rosk View Post
    That is beyond Pilkington.
    Having only very recently been introduced to Karl Pilkington (who I assume this is a reference to), I have no idea.

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    Your clues were even more ridiculous than his. I think.

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