My debut porn role of Shooting on the stars as Dick Inher?
My debut porn role of Shooting on the stars as Dick Inher?
Shaun of the Dead
Well done, my Canadian friend
Oh character too. Nick Frosts one....Ed?
Beebs - shoots from distance
HHHnFR - Doesn't dive in to tackles (think that's how it's worded)
Mikey Jones - Killer balls
Torn - Shoots with power
Jay - still hasn't said sorry for calling me a kiwi
Pabs - Runs with ball down left
TraxX - Winds up opponents
Lagom - Dictates tempo
Alf - runs with ball through centre
Mike Hunt - winds up opponents
Sancty - tries to lob keeper
Rip - Gets crowd going
turdpower - Moves into channels
Skillshot - Curls ball
JP - Stops play
Gary J - Looks for pass rather than shot
Matthew - makes the same run as the strikers clogging up the channel like a douche bag
Simmo41 - Gets crowd going
JRSlim - Avoids using weaker foot
The Rosk - Score lots of goals
Ok, all of the above have been updated, all players are now Home Grown at Club for Euro registration and a whole bunch of internationals are about to take place.
Scotland better recognise my greatness!
Jamaica - JR Slim
Switzerland - Tyson
Australia - Grimario, Simmo Fortyone
Northern Ireland - son_of_foley
Poland - Mikey Jones
Iran - wardy
Scotland - Mike Hunt
Canada - Diablo, Sancty (BBF missed out due to injury)
England U21 - TraxX, Ripper, HHHnFR, JP, Alf (no callups from Rajahslautern
Sweden U21 - Lagom
Ireland U21 - Simon
Holland U21 - turdpower
Scotland U21 - Skillshot
hey fuck you. i said i hope you don't die. what a dickhead you are.Originally Posted by Grimario
I love you too man. I was just explaining what clogging channels was for trudy
that is not at all what it means
fuckin dick
I was just thinking back to Clubs games where you invariably end up in the same corner as Mikey and clog up the channels. What is it for you yanks, some kind of high calorie heart attack inducing channel clogging?
dude i am so getting fed up with this shit. you better settle down with your fuckin lies
Grim, can I have killer balls please?
Clogging lanes is just making interceptions/blocking the run the striker wants to make. I think Matthew got it from the NBA
Ahhh, that makes sense. "Stays back at all times" might make more sense for Matthew...
Last edited by Grimario; March 27th, 2013 at 5:59 PM.
Matthew changed to Stay Back
Still ploughing through international fixtures. Hopefully have new season start up today.
Last edited by Grimario; March 27th, 2013 at 5:59 PM.
That snuck up quickly. Time for the German Super Cup... but first, some international results...
Australia
0 - 1 Serbia (simmo41 6.8, Grimario 6.5)
World Cup Qualifier
1 - 0 Kuwait (simmo41 7.1, Grimario 8.3, 1a)
East Asian Championship
2 - 1 China (simmo41 6.7, Grimario 8.2)
3 - 0 South Korea (simmo41 7.9, Grimario 8.5)
2 - 1 Japan (simmo41 6.8, Grimario 8.4 MotM)
Champions!
Iran
0 - 2 Turkmenistan (wardy 7.5)
World Cup Qualifier
1 - 2 Japan (wardy 6.0)
1 - 1 North Korea (wardy 6.7)
Scotland
2 - 2 Nigeria (Mike Hunt sub 55, 6.2)
Canada
0 - 2 South Korea (Diablo sub 64, 7.0, Sancty sub 75, 5.8)
1 - 1 Russia (Diablo inj 1, eBBFleet sub 43 6.4, Sancty sub 48 6.3)
1 - 1 USA (Diablo sub 58, 7.0, Sancty sub 58, 7.0, eBBFleet on 58 1g, 7.4), Matthew (1y, 6.9)
1 - 2 Jamaica (Diablo 1a, 7.1, eBBFleet sub 61 6.7, Sancty on 61 1g 7.3), JR Slim (7.0)
Gold Cup Group C
1 - 3 Honduras (Diablo 6.5, Sancty sub 61 6.5, eBBFleet on 61, 1g, 7.3)
0 - 0 Barbados (Diablo 6.7, Sancty sub 51 6.6, eBBFleet on 51 6.1)
3 - 2 Mexico (Diablo 7.1, Sancty 1a, 1g, 8.1, eBBFleet on 73 7.0)
QF 1 - 0 Curacao (Diablo 1a 7.1, eBBFleet 1g 7.3, Sancty on 58 7.0)
SF 3 - 2 (e) Costa Rica (Diablo, 1a, 1g, MotM, 8.7, Sancty sub 75 1g 7.3, eBBFleet on 75 6.4)
Jamaica
1 - 1 Sint Maarten (JR Slim 6.9)
World Cup Qualifier
0 - 2 Honduras (JR Slim 5.8)
Gold Cup Group B
2 - 0 Guadeloupe (JR Slim 8.2)
3 - 1 Panama (JR Slim 1y 6.7)
QF 2 - 1 Mexico (JR Slim 6.9)
SF 3 - 0 USA (JR Slim 7.1), (Matthew 6.9)
Canada vs Jamaica in Gold Cup Final!!!
USA
1 - 1 USA (Diablo sub 58, 7.0, Sancty sub 58, 7.0, eBBFleet on 58 1g, 7.4), Matthew (1y, 6.9)
Gold Cup Group B
2 - 0 Panama (Matthew sub 54, 1a, 7.6)
2 - 2 Guadeloupe (Matthew sub 48, 6.5)
1 - 1 Jamaica (Matthew sub 71, 6.4)
QF 3 - 2 El Salvador (Matthew sub 65, 7.0)
SF 3 - 0 USA (JR Slim 7.1), (Matthew 6.9)
Northern Ireland
6 - 0 Andorra (sof 1a 8.4)
Poland
2 - 1 Mali (Jones on 74 6.9)
World Cup Qualifier
2 - 3 Ukraine (Jones sub 85 1a 6.4)
Last edited by Grimario; March 26th, 2013 at 11:40 PM.
hey man use my real rajah name here none of this nickname bullshit i am gonna kick you twice as hard as usual
Boom! Gold cup final time!
MotM in the semi's, can't complain. Come on boys.
Can't tell if you are joking or serious... so changing shit to Matthew just in case
Right, Super Cup time then the rest of pre-season friendly updates and season proper good to go sometime today
German Super Cup
Assists - Mikey Jones
Gold Cup Final
Altona 93 0 - 3 (Hlebsfall, Torn, some regen)
Magdeburg 0 - 1 (Torn)
0 - 2 CSKA Moscow
2 - 1 AFC Fiorentorna (Hlebsfall, eBBFleet)
1 - 3 AC Milan (Jones)
Rajahslautern will start the season off with an away trip to 2nd Division FSV Frankfurt in the German Cup.
Plauen 0 - 5 (TraxX, Simon, Gary J, Alf, turdpower)
Halle 0 - 2 (regen x2)
5 - 0 Mlada Boleslav (HHHnFR, Simon, Gary Jx2, turdpower)
1 - 0 PSG (Alf)
2 - 1 River Plate (Alf, regen)
0 - 1 Getafe
Hertha RSC will start the season off with a German Cup fixture against non league side SSV Reutlingen 05
Huge news day
International Announcements
Jamaica - JR Slim
Switzerland - Tyson
Australia - Grimaro, Simmo Fortyone
England - MMH, Hlebsfall, Beefy, Red Dog, TraxX, Alf
Northern Ireland - sof
Poland - Mikey Jones
Canada - eBBFleet, Sancty, Diablo
Holland - turdpower
Ireland - Simon
Scotland - Mike Hunt
Sweden - Lagom
England U21 - Jay, Ripper, HHHnFR, JP, Gary J, Bennedy, Torn
Did I read that right? I actually took a shot on goal?
In the penalty shoot out, yeah. You were the last of the penalty takers for Jamaica since Watson was sent off. Unfortunately, you sucked.
Bulgaria 1 - 2 Australia (Simmo Fortyone 7.2, Grimario 7.7)
Morocco 1 - 3 Canada (Diablo sub 61 6.2, Sancty sub 33 6.8, eBBFleet on 38 1g 1a 7.9)
England 4 - 1 Colombia (Red Dog 7.0, Hlebsfall sub 80 2a 8.9, Alf 1a 2g MotM 9.3, Beefy on 80, MMH on 80, Trax on 78)
Ireland 0 - 2 Peru (Simon 6.4)
Scotland 2 - 2 Israel (Mike Hunt inj 21, 6.4)
Romania 1 - 2 Sweden (Lagom on 78)
Spain 3 - 0 N. Ireland (sof 7.2)
Poland 4 - 1 Latvia (Jones sub 53 3a, 8.8)
World Cup Qualifiers - North America
USA 2 - 1 Jamaica (Matthew sub 45, 1a, 7.5), (JR Slim 7.5)
Euro U21 Qualifiers
Denmark 0 - 3 England (Ripper (c), MotM, 8.9, HHHnFR 7.9, Gary J 1g 8.0, JP sub 61 7.8, Torn sub 39 6.4)
THE GOLD CUP CHAMPIONS!!!!
German Cup First Round
Assists - Grimario, Beefy
Assists - Jay x2, HHHnFR, Ripper x2, Simon, Diablo, Sancty
That will do for today.
That was not pretty. Fun, but not pretty.
Solid Gold!
It's gold, it's gold, it's gold, it's gold, it's the gold cup win baby!
MILLIONS OF DOLLARS MILLIONS OF DOLLARS
Jesus, me and Wardy didn't have much to do in that game.
Rajaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!
Assists - Grimario
Injuries - eBBFleet (broken arm 6-8 weeks)
Assists - Sancty
Assists - Tyson, Grimario, Torn
Injuries - Torn (hernia 6-7 weeks)
Injuries - Sancty (hernia 6-7 weeks)
That shall suffice for tonight. Sitting upright disagrees with my surgical wounds. Fucking hell.
Argh!
Am I injured or just dropped from the squad completely?
Injured, sprained ankle. 2-3 weeks.
International Friendlies
Brazil 3 - 0 Australia (Simmo41 5.8, Grimario inj 6)
Brazil 2 - 2 Iran (wardy 7.6)
Iran 1 - 1 Jordan (wardy 7.5)
Turks & Caicos Islands 0 - 3 Canada (Diablo 1a, 1g, 1y, 8.4)
Anguilla 0 - 3 Canada (Diablo 1a, 2g, 9.3, MotM)
World Cup Qualifiers
Cuba 0 - 2 Jamaica (JR Slim 7.6, MotM)
Honduras 1 - 2 Jamaica (JR Slim 7.0)
Northern Ireland 2 - 2 Israel (sof 8.3)
Luxembourg 1 - 2 Northern Ireland (sof sub 78, 7.5)
Mexico 3 - 2 USA (Matthew sub 65, 1a, 1g, 6.9 gave away match losing penalty)
Costa Rica 1 - 4 USA (Matthew sub 79, 1g, 8.1)
Poland 3 - 1 Montenegro (Jones sub 54, 1a, 7.4)
England 1 - 1 Poland (Jones sub 63, 7.0)
England 1 - 1 Ukraine (Hlebsfall sub 79, 1a, 7.1, Alf (sub 79, 6.7)
England 1 - 1 Poland (Alf on 63, 6.8)
Sweden 2 - 1 Faroe Islands (Lagom 7.5)
Kazakhstan 1 - 4 Sweden (Lagom on 58, 6.5)
Ireland 3 - 1 Kazakhstan (Simon sub 54, 7.1)
Austria 3 - 0 Ireland (Simon sub 56, 6.8)
Rajahslautern have been drawn in Group I for the Europa Cup alongside Trabzonspor, FC Red Bull Salzburg and Shakhtar Donetsk.
Rajahslautern will host FC Schalke in the German Cup 2nd round
Hertha RSC travel to D2 side Sandhausen in the German Cup 2nd Round.
Assists - Gary J x2
Last edited by Grimario; April 7th, 2013 at 9:26 PM.
Wrong pic?
It would appear so.... uploading now.
Europa League - Group I
Assists - Matthew, Skillshot
Assists - Grimario
Assists - turdpower, Simon
Hertha! Hertha!
How are the wounds healing Grim?
Good, I think. Went out for half a day of DG yesterday, didn't die. Keyhole surgery rocks.
Hope you're okay Grim, may not know you personally but you seem a good guy.
Also; I either play ablinder or shit - sounds like real life xD
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