Shut up Andy.
I'm menopausing here for fuck sake.
Shut up Andy.
I'm menopausing here for fuck sake.
Nope. 0 goals. Lukaku from the bench though, with Kone and RVP on the bench still to playOriginally Posted by Grimario
Looks like Schalke aren't risking Huntelaar this afternoon. Good job the points are almost in the bag for me.
EDIT - no he's suspended. Don't I feel stupid?
Last edited by Beefy; August 19th, 2012 at 9:22 AM.
Kick Lampard quickly!
Can't see Lampard scoring too many this season. He'll be playing far deeper than he has before.
Balotelli is on the bench for City. Rickie Lambert only makes the bench for Southampton.
Cheers for that Gaz. I won in the end. My boy Daly couldnt get himself motivated for that new manager with downs that he has.
He was angling for a move back to Levski as well but I didn't have the heart to tell him I was only up there to have my tea with Andy Little
Hasn't happened yet (although I'm not holding much hope considering who you have left)
EDIT - bugger I thought Aguero had died then.
Aguero dead. Clyne destroying Andy's hopes and dreams. Brilliant.
lol @ Andy here
Amazing what you can achieve by offering large amounts of cash in brown evelopes to some players
1 DOWN, MESSI TO GO.
Cheque is on the post, euro conversion rate might help out there...
YES! Aguero goes off and it's Dzeko and not Balotelli who comes on! What an amazing moment.
AND then a pen seconds later which Aguero would have taken. Amazing.
And now they get a pen
SAVED
The fuck is this? Ajax are 4-0 up at halftime and my Euro player is on the bench.
TEVEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZ
Come on Carlito get another one.
Thanks for doing the results Gazza.
I want Rickie Lambert back
Get in there! Many times a club will say their name was on the trophy. This time its actually true.
I need to look at who I want to sign now.
Who loses their Euro player now?
Andy
hahahahahahhaha fucking superb.
Swap him for Sandaza?I want Rickie Lambert back
Two bench goals this week, at least my boys are scoring and I still got the three points
LOL.
Nobody. SCS was the last winner.
In Kevin Miralles (Everton)
Out Stephen Elliot (Coventry)
Ripswich Town
Kevin Kyle (Rangers)
Peter Weatherson (Greenock Morton)
Ross McCormack (Leeds)
Kevin Mirallas (Everton)
Kevin Lisbie (Leyton Orient)
Stephen Dobbie (Swansea)
Andy Carroll (Liverpool)
Mladen Petric (Fulham)
Worth a try
Nothing for Ronaldo so 1-0 is the final score
Barca 1 up after 3 minutes but not Messi!
....awkward
Leo Messi. What a massive wanker.
Messi fucking bores me. He has wrecked the game.
Motion to ban Messi next season?
Get rid of him and Ronaldo next season. Honestly. This game would be so much better without those two players.
It would add something to it, I think. Torn didn't even pick either because of the boring factor ffs!
If they are staying in the game, maybe have Messi as the MMH Cup prize and Ronaldo as the RFA Cup prize. At least mix things up a little.
One more, Leo
Gutted about Sergio
Not even suprised, I was waiting for him to score 3 at least, I'll not be the last that it happens to the season.
Perhaps players who score a certain number of goals should be banned for a year.
Andy is annoying.
Ha it aint the fact that he plays for you.
Euro players were brought on to add a slight added dimension. Like so the best teams the year before getting a 30 goal a season striker or something. The fact that these two biffs score twice as much as anyone else is incredibly shit.
Shut up Andy.
Look I'm upset Aguero is dead ok leave me alone and let me enjoy Messi.
No one is stopping you. We're talking about whether or not these two players will be available to Torn and I to pick first in next season's draft.
@aguerosergiokun: The studies I had done revealed there's no significant injury but it was a very tough hit to my knee.
Jizz in my pants.Fantastic work, Gary.
Reports are coming in that Zlatan won't be able to make today's game, which is obviously rather gutting. But thankfully it's only minor and he should be back for next week, as will Rhodes and Hooper.
It's just a bit annoying that everything was fine and then over the course of three or four days I end up losing my three best players.
Well played, Hurley. You've done it again, you utter bastard.
This picking a Euro player aint as easy as it looks. I think I am about to pick a very obscure player but will wait until during the week to make my decision.
We'll be the judge of how obscure he is.
Fuck it ill make my pick now seeing as Beefy is GOADING me in to it.
Fc Mighto Molly Hollyhock are proud to announce the signing of the Tank of Damascus, The Arabian Assassin, The Syrian Sensation...
Sanharib Malki (Roda JC Kerkrade)
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WHY IS THIS NOT WORKING!?
Leaving us will be Adam Cunnington who only signed on Saturday but its allowed for MMH cup wins.
so...
IN Sanharib Malki (Roda JC Kerkrade)
Out Adam Cunnington (Tamworth)
1. Nikica Jelavic (Everton)
2. Lukas Podolski (Arsenal)
3. Jack Midson (AFC Wimbledon)
4. Darren Gribben (Arbroath)
5. Matt Green (Mansfield Town)
6. Michael Moffat (Ayr United)
7. Sanharib Malki (Roda JC Kerkrade)
8. Brian Graham (Raith Rovers)
Last edited by MMH; August 20th, 2012 at 4:51 AM.
Ok. That's obscure.
25 goals last season, takes pens, scored already this season so fingers crossed. They dont play one of the bigger Dutch teams for a while too.
Invalid transfer. You haven't had Cunnington for two weeks.
Wait... what?
Yeah I'm not sure if anyone else would have been able to get away with that one.
Its happened before.
Oh and winning the MMH is a reward for actually winning it. Why should I have to wait two weeks to pick my player up or drop someone who I want to keep for the long haul?
Its not an actual transfer.
This is outrageous. Andy would be rightfully lynched for this.
Also try and sign a player who actually exists next time.
MMH finally wins something in this game and now the power goes to his head. Scandelous behaviour.
I was convinced MMH would sign someone from the Bundesliga.
Don't worry I'm used to being treated differently. "Oh let's ban Messi now"
a nice striker for MMH standards
Yeah, because nobody said anything about Messi and Ronaldo ruining the game and suggesting they be banned last year...Don't worry I'm used to being treated differently. "Oh let's ban Messi now"
How is that you being treated differently? We're talking about next season.Don't worry I'm used to being treated differently. "Oh let's ban Messi now"
I know for a fact that someone asked if they could drop a player they had just signed if they won the MMH cup in the past and I said yes for the exact reasons above. Otherwise whats the point of winning it if you are going to be limited on your options?
To be fair if this was a real game you would have been banned for life a long time ago for your irregularities.Don't worry I'm used to being treated differently. "Oh let's ban Messi now"
I thought about it but there were too many question marks over the players I wanted.
You guys love the controversy really.
I'm not going to be involved in any scandal this year though, Inter Milandy were rocked by allegations of foul play last season.
Last edited by Andy; August 20th, 2012 at 6:33 AM.
And typically as in real life you ended up doing well anyway.
You guys love the controversy really.
I'm not going to be involved in any scandal this year though, Inter Milandy we're rocked by allegations of foul play last season.
Oh "someone"? Well you've convinced me.
Oh "someone"? Well you've convinced me.
Excellent
oh my goodness
What is happening here?
Fucking hell, it is the Andy and MMandHy show
Paul Hayes signs for Brentford WALLOP!
Just Rooney left for Torn, otherwise it's a nice point for me. Come on blue shite defence.
Quite happy with a point from my opener considering who I was playing, then I check the list and next week it's bloody Ronaldo!
Arse.
And on a free too. What a delight. Probably on massive wages though like. Pleased with this!
Out
Brett Pitman (Bristol City)
Kieran Agard IRotherham United)
In
Tom Elliott (Cambridge United)
Adam Cunnington (Tamworth)
Charlie Austin (Burnley)
Andre Gray (Luton Town)
Cody McDonald (Coventry City)
John Cofie (Sheffield United)
Andy Cook (Grimsby)
Modibo Maiga (West Ham)
Tom Elliott (Cambridge United)
Adam Cunnington (Tamworth)
sof already signed Elliot, come on mate just use search.
Oh is that what you guys do these days? I'd already done that mate. Shame, look's like he's signed someone who doesn't exist. Tough shit son_of_foley... have a nice day!
Just to clarify that I've signed goalscoring Cambridge Utd player Tom Elliott whilst SOF has signed 'unknown boy from Cambridge' Tom Elliot.
Well that's cuntish
And won't be allowed. He's sof's player obviously
Yeah, Shelton can't even really claim a technicality seeing as I'm 98% sure it was him who this time last season tried to sign Ashley Barnes but typed out that he was signing Giles Barnes and we let him get away with it.
Lads, since Modibo Maiga is clearly a fake player, can I sign Modibo Maïga who plays for West Ham? That double dotted i is pretty important in Mali
Am I still top of the league?
Invalid transfer...
Out: Daniel Sturridge (Chelsea)
In: Adam Cunnington (Tamworth)
Demba Ba (Newcastle)
Kevin Doyle (Wolves)
Craig Makail-Smith (Brighton)
Charlie Macdonald (MK Dons)
Adam Rooney (Birmingham City)
Javier Hernandez (Man.Utd.)
Barry Corr (Southend)
Adam Cunnington (Tamworth)
WEEK 1 FINAL SCORES
Levski S_O_Fia 2 - McAllister 24 (pen) , Styche 90
BaROSKona 1 - Pogba 73
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Urawa Red Simons 2 - Lampard 7 (pen) , Zigic 90
Connor's Quay 3 - Little 15 , 41 ,74
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SheltonLondon Monarchs 2 - McDonald 10 , Austin 57
eBBFleet United 2 - Nardiello 5 (pen) , Tevez 40
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Ripswich Town 2 - Petric 41 , 54
Inter Milandy 2 - Messi 11 , 16
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DAValencia - 0
1. FC Collerslautern 1 - Longworth 86
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Grimariosby Town 1 - Gunn 17
MIKEYbi Haifia 0
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Jayventus 0
Hurkey 1 - Ba 54
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Turkish Delights 1 - Becchio 17
SteaUK BLUEcuresti 5 - Griffiths 15, 61 , Kedwell 43, 54 (pen) , Fleetwood 78
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FC Mighto Molly Hollyhock 3 - Midson 35 , Green 45 , Gribben 72
ColChrister Rovers 2 - Davieson 4 , Thompson 63
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Terek GAZJny 1 - Bubb 57
Crewe Alexander 3 - O'Connor 7 , 27 . Beavon 53
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Fiorentorna 1 - Harrad 45
Scottport County 1 - Defoe 74
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AFC Beefy 3 - Sheppard 61 , Sandanza 64 , Barnard 78
Manchesterdpower Utd 0
Last edited by Gary J; August 21st, 2012 at 3:07 AM.
Yes UK BLUE you are still top.
WEEK 1 FINAL TABLE
1.SteaUK BLUEcuresti 3pts F5 A1
2.AFC Beefy 3pts F3 A0
3.Crewe Alexander 3pts F3 A1
4.Connor's Quay 3pts F3 A2
5.FC Mighto Molly Hollyhock 3pts F3 A2
6.Levski S_O_Fia 3pts F2 A1
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7.1.FC Collerslautern 3pts F1 A0
8.Grimariosby Town 3pts F1 A0
9.Hurkey 3pts F1 A0
10.eBBFleet utd 1pt F2 A2
11.Inter Milandy 1pt F2 A2
12.Sheltonlondon Monarchs 1pt F2 A2
13.Ripswich Town 1pt F2 A2
14.Fiorentorna 1pt F1 A1
15.Scottport County 1pt F1 A1
16.ColChrister Rovers 0pts F2 A3
17.Urawa Red Simons 0pts F2 A3
18.Baroskona 0pts F1 A2
19.Terek Gazjny 0pts F1 A3
20.Turkish Delights 0pts F1 A5
21.DAValencia 0pts F0 A1
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22.Jayventus 0pts F0 A1
23.Mikeybi Haifa 0pts F0 A1
24.Manchesterdpower Utd 0pts F0 A3
Top Scorers
3 - Little (Connor's Quay)
2 - Griffths (SteaUK BLUEcuresti)
2 - Kedwell (SteaUK BLUEcuresti)
2 - O' Connor (Crewe Alexander)
2 - Petric (Ripswich Town)
2 - Messi (Inter Milandy)
1 - Fleetwood (SteaUK BLUEcuresti)
1 - Barnard (AFC Beefy)
1 - Sandanza (AFC Beefy)
1 - Sheppard (AFC Beefy)
1 - Beavon (Crewe Alexander)
1 - Green (FC Mighto Molly Hollyhock)
1 - Gribben (FC Mighto Molly Hollyhock)
1 - Midson (FC Mighto Molly Hollyhock)
1 - McAllister (Levski S_O_Fia)
Embarassing, and as the others have said yeah obviously sof's player.
"Tough shit" Shelton! Bellend.
Sorry for not confirming my team lads I've been on holibobs and forgot about it.
Thanks Gary but I'm going to do the results next week so I can move the points to the outside of the league table. It disturbs my zen.
Concerned about not scoring this weekend, and doubly disappointed that the defeat was down to a Board Now original.
Still, Aguero's injury suggests that Dzeko may have a chance for City in the next month, which with Gomez out for that time is a good thing. Nice to see the rest of my line-up all starting as well.
Early team for next week, with player names rather than just clubs this time as I'm at Reading and will be in a field watching bands.
Eden Hazard (Chelsea)
Nick Blackman (Sheffield United)
Jon Parkin (Fleetwood Town)
Billy Kee (Burton Albion)
Jon McShane (Hamilton)
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Pavel Pogrebnyak (Reading)
Edin Dzeko (Man City)
Mario Gomez (Bayern Munich)
Dzeko is being linked with a switch to Spurs, that would be a blinder for you mate
Well in on results Gary.
I think this is the first time I've ever been in the relegation zone
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