Official betting tips thread!!

[ruudjase]

I know we already have the £10 to £1000 challenge thread but how about we start a new thread, where we all share our tips for accumulators, first scorers, scores, ect. We could all help each other out! with our diverse rang of football knowledge amongst us.

So lets start with tips for this weeks midweek games...

Man Utd to beat Fulham is a dead cert I think,

Also West Brom to beat Coventry at home,

I think Burnley to beat Leicester at home and Southampton to beat Sheffield Wednesday at home is also on the cards.

Away win for Arsenal at Newcastle, I feel is risky but I reckon Arsenal will put it off

so thats a five fold accumulator....

£5 on that returns £56,

£10 on that returns £112,

So what are your tips for this weeks midweek games? I find it impossible to predict a game like Milan v Celtic for example, I look forward to seeing your opinions!

[son_of_foley]

reckon wednesdasy will beat southampton

[turdpower]

Yeah, I'm just going to use the other millions of threads we have on betting

[The Rosk]

I know we already have the £10 to £1000 challenge thread but how about we start a new thread, where we all share our tips for accumulators, first scorers, scores, ect. We could all help each other out! with our diverse rang of football knowledge amongst us.

So lets start with tips for this weeks midweek games...

Man Utd to beat Fulham is a dead cert I think,

Also West Brom to beat Coventry at home,

I think Burnley to beat Leicester at home and Southampton to beat Sheffield Wednesday at home is also on the cards.

Away win for Arsenal at Newcastle, I feel is risky but I reckon Arsenal will put it off

so thats a five fold accumulator....

£5 on that returns £56,

£10 on that returns £112,

So what are your tips for this weeks midweek games? I find it impossible to predict a game like Milan v Celtic for example, I look forward to seeing your opinions!

Listen you absolute fucking cunt, use the cunting search function you fucking cunt.

[UK Blue]

"New season, new opportunities"

[son_of_foley]

SEASON STARTED 4 MONTHS AGO YOU DICK

[UK Blue]

Shit, you're right!

We need a new thread then.

"Half-way through the season, lost all my money"

[UK Blue]

BECAUSE OF MELV AND BEEFY

[son_of_foley]

YEOOO

[Melv]

[Manicss]

Yep, it'd be clever to bet on Southampton to beat Wednesday after we beat them 5-0 less than a month ago.

[Jay]

East Fife at evens, home to Brechin

[Melv]

It's like buying money.

[turdpower]

It's like buying money.

In what sense?

[Melv]

In the sense it's a banker.

[turdpower]

Well you could buy 1p's with 2 pound coins.

It's just the same as what you described.

[Melv]

ok.

Friday has a tip of Milan-Celtic being 0-0 due to both needing a point.

[Jay]

Friday has a tip of Milan-Celtic being 0-0 due to both needing a point.

I've stuck £25 on it at 10/3

It's a free £25 bet I had, it expires on Saturday and there was nothing else that took my fancy. It's a bit of a shit free bet, to be honest, as you can only use it on one selection and it has to be evens or greater.

[Melv]

Get all your money, your house, car, wife and kids on Brechin to beat Berwick at the weekend.

[Jay]

Why are you so confident? One quick glance at the table tells me that Brechin aren't that great at all on their travels...

They're a best priced evens, by the way, for anyone interested.

[Friday]

Why are you so confident? One quick glance at the table tells me that Brechin aren't that great at all on their travels...

They're a best priced evens, by the way, for anyone interested.

Have a look at out recent form.

[turdpower]

OUT RECENT FORM? LOL

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

[Jay]

Have a look at out recent form.

It was a really good result today, but most of that good form took place at home. Your other away win was due to an own goal right at the end, with the keeper punching it into his own net. The fact that you're away from home is what's putting me off... It's worth sticking in an accumulator, but it's not one of those sure fire bets where you stick a load on, I don't think.

You drew with Berwick at home last month, too.



How come you're on such a roll now, then? New players?

[Friday]

The manager seems to have stumbled upon a winning formula. For example, playing a left winger on the left wing rather than in the centre of midfield.

I have no idea how we didn't beat Berwick at home. They were very lucky to get a draw.

[Melv]

It was a really good result today, but most of that good form took place at home. Your other away win was due to an own goal right at the end, with the keeper punching it into his own net. The fact that you're away from home is what's putting me off... It's worth sticking in an accumulator, but it's not one of those sure fire bets where you stick a load on, I don't think.

You drew with Berwick at home last month, too.



How come you're on such a roll now, then? New players?

The team's just clicked. We've absolutely dicked the opposition in the last month.

It's also worth noting the team we beat 4-0 had the best home record in the league.

[Jay]

Cheers for the heads up, anyway. I'll have a bit of a think about it. Having looked a little closer, it does look a rather good prospect, especially at evens, but I'm a little bit skeptical because I know results like Berwick beating leaders Raith at home can pop up. I know you can get funny results anywhere in football, but you rarely ever get bottom beating top. I've been let down by Scottish lower league teams a couple of times this season - East Fife being one of them the other week.

[Melv]

Also look at it this way: Brechin beat Ayr 5-1 the other day, who beat Berwick 4-0 today.

Berwick are by far the worst team in the league.

[UK Blue]

I've only gone and bet on Brechin.

Don't let me down Melv.

[Melv]

Game might not even be on.

[Smell It?]

WELL DONE MELV. WELL FUCKING DONE.

[Jay]

Thank fuck I didn't listen to you two.

[Jay]

Get all your money, your house, car, wife and kids on Valenciennes to beat St Etienne at the weekend at odds of 23/20.

[Andy]

Why?

[Friday]

Sell it to me.

[UK Blue]

I've never even heard of them.

[son_of_foley]

Im putting money on tito villa to be first goalscorer and if it comes off all the winnings are going on us staying up

[Friday]

I've never even heard of them.

They do have Filip Sebo on loan from Rangers.



They can't lose, can they?

[UK Blue]

What a twat.

[N.E.R.F.]

He looks like a gay retarded Sucre from Prison Break.

[Jay]

Valenciennes are ridiculously good at home, but they're quite shocking on their travels. There are a number of other teams like this in Ligue 1 such as Auxerre, St Etienne, Nice, Caen, etc.

I came across this last month when Valenciennes were playing Auxerre. Because they both had very similar records (great at home, terrible away), they were separated by only a point or two in the league table, which meant the odds for the home team (Valenciennes) were quite big at even money. The odds for the home team are usually evens or thereabouts when the team they're hosting are close in the table.

I know even money isn't fantastically great odds, but considering Valenciennes were unbeaten at home, winning seven of nine, conceding only three - and they were playing Auxerre, who had lost six of their nine away games, scoring three and conceding and whopping fifteen, the odds were great. I whacked quite a large amount on them and they won 3-0 - easy money.

Back then, I had a look at their fixtures and noticed they were playing St Etienne this weekend. It's practically the same story as it was with Auxerre. St Etienne have lost seven of their ten away games, winning only one of them and have conceded eighteen goals. Valenciennes home record is played nine, won seven, drew two, lost none, scored eighteen and conceded three.

Have a look at the table on BBC's website and see for yourself. The bookies are taking a massive, massive risk with this one, I think. I thought they might have learned their lesson after the Auxerre game, but obviously not.

[turdpower]

I don't think the bookies are taking a massive risk. It's hardly going to get the average fan betting is it?

[Jay]

Perhaps not your average fan, but you get a lot of people betting on European games - bookies like William Hill, Ladbrokes, etc. even have European coupons in their bookmakers.

I think they're taking a massive risk because all the bookies have to do is take a quick glance at the table to see where the form lies. I can't see why or how they can offer such big odds, unless they simply don't look at the home/away aspects of the table, but rather their positions in the league.

If I had a bookies, they'd be well odds on - something like 1/3.

[Melv]

I don't think the bookies are taking a massive risk. It's hardly going to get the average fan betting is it?

No, but I reckon it will get the big gamblers on it.

[1_Pablo_Angel]

Stuck 50 quid on it. Come on Jay

[Jay]

What odds did you get?

[N.E.R.F.]

Stuck £4 on it at Willhill

Only had £6.10 in my account and stuck £2.10 on an Arsenal/Chelsea/Liverpool/United fourfold. If one of the other three clubs lose I won't be annoyed cos it'll be funny. If they win I get about £6 yaaaay.

[turdpower]

Be funnier if you lose

[N.E.R.F.]

Can't happen surely

[1_Pablo_Angel]

What odds did you get?

2.2 I think. Fingers crossed....

[turdpower]

Can't happen surely

Who are you playing?

[N.E.R.F.]

Home to Birmingham.

[turdpower]

Draw

[Jay]

£100 on at 23/20

Just to give you a bit more confidence, Pablo - the last time St Etienne played away, they lost 3-0 to Lille, who are fourth from bottom. It was only their fourth win out of eighteen games this season.

[The Rosk]

Fucking hell Jay. I cannot believe after the Coventry tip, the Rober tip and the Brechin tip, I am going to throw money away on this cunt. £30.

[UK Blue]

I'm going to have £10 on St Etienne. I know how these things usually work out.

[Jay]

Watch it be a draw, now.

[Melv]

I endorse the draw.

There, problem solved.

[I refuse to job. Ever.]

Melv, you are to football predictions on the whole what Lawro is with his predictions on Villa

[I refuse to job. Ever.]

Awful sentence that, but you get my point

[Melv]

If football matches lasted 88 minutes, I'd be a lot fucking richer than I am now.

[turdpower]

Melv, you are to football predictions on the whole what Lawro is with his predictions on Villa

Setence fragment (consider revising)

[The Rosk]

Got a lot of money on Valenciennes Villa Bristol City accy. Fuck you Jay.

[1_Pablo_Angel]

Bristol City Southampton Wycombe MK Dons and Swansea. 20 quid pays 454. Chasing my enormous Redknapp losses

And 50 on Valenciennes, it's here at 4.10 if anyone wants to watch it.

[Jay]

£10 on United, Watford, Grimsby, Morecambe, Peterborough, Barcelona and Valenciennes. I think it pays about £375.

[1_Pablo_Angel]

Valencienenenes 1 up...

[The Rosk]

Come on Bristol fucking City.

[turdpower]

Draw

Hahaha, should have put money on it.

[N.E.R.F.]

Thats the last time I bet on us. How are Valenciennes doing?

[N.E.R.F.]

1-0 at half time. They'd better not fuck this up.

[1_Pablo_Angel]

Shitting it

[N.E.R.F.]

Injury time

[Melv]

Well done lads.

[1_Pablo_Angel]

Thankyou Jay

£50 losses for the weekend, acceptable...

[1_Pablo_Angel]

Melv I just checked my rep page.

A beautiful vision of things to come

[Melv]

Juve beat me 3-1 on aggregate in the Quarters.

[Jay]

2-0. Easy money.



I was shitting it at the end. Everyone's stake combined, including my mates, there was about £500 riding on it. I hate games that linger at 1-0 for ages.I was expecting it to be a bit more comfortable than that, but I'm not complaining...

[N.E.R.F.]

At 3-0 I put £2 on there being at least one more goal in the Uniteds game. £4 richer now, gambling is easy.

[Jay]

Fuck off Watford and Peterborough, also. Especially Watford. It should have been an easy three points for both of them, but no...

Let me down for £375. Bastards.

[Jay]

At 3-0 I put £2 on there being at least one more goal in the Uniteds game. £4 richer now, gambling is easy.

I remember how I nearly put £200 on Villa when they were 3-1 up against Spurs earlier in the season. That put me off in-play betting for a while...

[da_man]

Tip from the Top...

Mike Ashley is a big pal of Paul Kemsley who also advises him on football matters.

Kemsley was the guy who orchestrated Martin Jol's departure from Tottenham.

If he goes favourite, lay for your lives.

[N.E.R.F.]

Stuck £15 on Barca to beat Murcia at 2/7, ridiculous really when you look at it but Gudjohnsen's just put them ahead.

[1_Pablo_Angel]

Norwich are 1.9 on betfair to win at Bury tomorrow. Bury sacked their manager today, haven't won in 9 including losing their last 4 at home, whereas Norwich have drawn 4 and won 5 of their last 9.

I know it's FA Cup, risky etc but it's a very good price nonetheless.

[UK Blue]

Told Dan to bet on Leeds, Fulham, Spurs and Peterborough. One down three to go.

[1_Pablo_Angel]

I've got Norwich, Juve and Barca.

Had £7.50 on Hereford, Real and Inter at the weekend, stuck all the winnings from that on. £110 if they all come off

[Winkle van Tinkle]

The following works out to about 24/1.


Racing Santander v Zaragoza Spanish Cup Matches, Wednesday 16th January 2008, 19:00
Racing Santander @ evens

Gretna v Rangers Scottish Premiership, Wednesday 16th January 2008, 19:45 Rangers @ 1 - 4

Real Madrid v Mallorca Spanish Cup Matches, Wednesday 16th January 2008, 20:00
Real Madrid @ 1 - 4

Bury v Norwich FA Cup Matches, Tuesday 15th January 2008, 19:45
Norwich @ 5 - 6

Juventus v Empoli Coppa Italia Matches, Tuesday 15th January 2008, 19:45 Juventus @ 1 - 4

Liverpool v Luton FA Cup Matches, Tuesday 15th January 2008, 20:00 Liverpool @ 1 - 10

Reading v Tottenham FA Cup Matches, Tuesday 15th January 2008, 20:00 Tottenham @ 10 - 11

Barcelona v Sevilla Spanish Cup Matches, Tuesday 15th January 2008, 20:00 Barcelona @ 4 - 7

[The Rosk]

Spurs aghsaghsghaghsa

Spanish Cup asghaghsghasgha

Spurs ashjasjkasa

[Winkle van Tinkle]

Reading don't want to know with the FA Cup. Coppell doesn't give a shit, and knows even if they win, they'll get battered at Old Trafford.

Plus if Spurs lose, i'll be happy.

[The Rosk]

Reading don't want to know with the FA Cup. Coppell doesn't give a shit, and knows even if they win, they'll get battered at Old Trafford.

Plus if Spurs lose, i'll be happy.

Spurs couldn't beat a second-string Reading side in the first game. Reading are three times the side they are away when playing at FORTRESS MADEJSKI.

Think it'll go to extra-time myself.

[Jay]

£10 on Barcelona, Liverpool, Norwich and Peterborough. It's only for £50 odd.

[1_Pablo_Angel]

Bury 1 up already

[N.E.R.F.]

I've got money on Barca, Juve, Millwall, Peterborough, West Brom and Liverpool.

Everyone but Barca and Liverpool winning already.

£1.75 wins £25

[Alf]

Spurs couldn't beat a second-string Reading side in the first game. Reading are three times the side they are away when playing at FORTRESS MADEJSKI.

Think it'll go to extra-time myself.

Second string? Behave THE ROSK... if anything we played a second string. Just like tonight.

[Eggbert Spam]

I put yesterday's last dollar on West Brom, Tottenham, Man City, Norwich, Fulham and Australia to have have the highest opening partnership, @ $47

[1_Pablo_Angel]

Juve 2 up after 10, Empoli pulled it back to 2 - 2 at half time. Fuck sake.

[N.E.R.F.]

balls

[1_Pablo_Angel]

fuck me, Juve now 4-3 up with half an hour to go

Mind you Bury are winning 2 - 0 so my night's over as far as winning any money is concerned

[Jay]

For God's sake Norwich.

[N.E.R.F.]

If Barcelona are the one team to fuck this up...

[UK Blue]

Bury seems to be the only banana skin tonight, and I managed to aviod it.

Went for Fulham, Liverpool, Spurs and Peterborough. Would have won £50, but cos of the Fulham match being postponed that'll be almost halved. Still, it'd be nice to actually win for a change.

[Jay]

I would personally like to blame Pablo for my unsuccessful bet. His post sweet talked me into going with them, despite having doubts due to Bury losing their manager the other day.