She was certainly first in the queue when God was handing out...chests.
She was certainly first in the queue when God was handing out...chests.
Yes, Michael, and I'm going to get a Ginsters out of the fridge, put it on the slate.
it's 4:35 in the a.m. - the queen is dead! long live the kingsmen
No no no! Stop geting Partridge wrong!
You work in a petrol station, Michael. It's not the Gulf War...which, ironically, is like a large petrol station.
Take a Honeycombe Yorkie on the way out.
Wrong again. God sake, I can tell these are wrong from memory. Look them up if you must.
I'VE GOT CHEESE!!!!
EAT MY GOAL!
I haven't got a tab. Wish I could! Wish I could afford a tab!
I can..... I can afford one. I've got a six-figure income.
FOR THE GLOVE BOX.
No offence Lynn, but your life technically isn't worth insuring.
I've dismantled my corgi trouser press
I can't wait til october
*Corby
My packed lunch for tomorrow:
i think when i head over to london i'll ask for the following:
A cheese sandwich. And cooked meat. And a hot egg. And a crescent of crisps, please. And a side clump of cress.
...any time in the next 15 minutes
Stab a beefeater bear as well.
Soaked in bean juice.
I'm also going to microwave an apple pie for 8 minutes, then complain that it's hotter than the sun.
Drive to Harrogate and eat some mini babybel
what time do you knock off?
fancy a pint?
NO, ME EITHER.
In May 2008, it was revealed that a film adaptation of "I'm Alan Partridge" had been in pre-production "for an age" and that Victoria Beckham will be replacing Felicity Montagu as Lynn, as Felicity refuses to participate in a Hollywood Production, therefore assuming that the film is being filmed in America
Surely not.
there goes that wonderful Bert Reynolds line...
In 1974 I was catching the London train from Crewe station. It was very crowded. I found myself in a last-minute rush for the one remaining seat beside a tall, good-looking man with collar-length hair, it was the seventies - Buckaroo!
I looked up and saw it was none other than Peter Purves, it was the height of his Blue Peter fame. He said, "You jammy bastard" and quick as a flash, I replied, "Don't be blue, Peter!"
Needless to say, I had the last laugh.
Now fuck off!
KISS MY FACE