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    You'll get it soon enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carrie Smattick View Post
    Can any of those people on Yahoo play a game without trying to pick up?

    "Is your name Carrie? That's a nice name..."

    "Erm, no."

    "It's not?"

    "No. Try saying it out loud..."

    For the next five minutes (I was in the middle of a pool game)

    "Wait does it mean? What it mean?" (His english quoted perfectly.)


    Umm, your Yahoo name isn't Carrie. How'd he find out? Or do you play me using an OMG Yahoo SOCK!

    Quote Originally Posted by Carrie Smattick View Post
    I'm on Yahoo at the moment looking for a game to play. Soo bored. Made Sam play Bingo before.

    If that doesn't prove one's then nothing ever will.


    ... still can't believe I only needed O64 and I'd have won...

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    Sam and Carrie sitting in a tree

    Playing pool when they shouldn't be

    First comes a break

    Then a snooker

    Now comes the win for the Black Widow

    God that rhyme sucked bad

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    Dude, SCM, just click on the image tab in the quick reply box, and it'll prompt you with an url...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard View Post
    Dude, SCM, just click on the image tab in the quick reply box, and it'll prompt you with an url...
    There's an image tab....???? I need to start paying attention to all the buttons on the quick reply box and stuff.

    Thanks Richard...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweet_Chin_Music View Post
    There's an image tab....???? I need to start paying attention to all the buttons on the quick reply box and stuff.

    Thanks Richard...
    Yeah, Dick's pretty cool... you know, for one of...them

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    Who doesn't like a little bit of Dick?

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    Good question.

    Who DOES want dick?

    *GRAPE WHORES come running to Richard*

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    Whoa, whoa, whoa.

    ONE at a time, ya filthy GRAPE WHORES.




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    Hey GRAPE WHORES!

    Someone make sure to steal his wallet.

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    Ya know, if I left the boards today I would live on as the creator of GRAPE WHORES.

    Kinda makes me proud...

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    Sam, I don't think I ever thanked you for the GRAPE WHORES that kept me in good shape in Survivor. So thank you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Vimes View Post
    Umm, your Yahoo name isn't Carrie. How'd he find out? Or do you play me using an OMG Yahoo SOCK!



    If that doesn't prove one's then nothing ever will.


    ... still can't believe I only needed O64 and I'd have won...

    I think you can look up a person's profile from looking up their stats.

    And after trivia, another game of Bingo, shall we?

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    Carrie SCCCCCCCCCCHMatik.

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    That's meeeeee!



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    (Damnit, my mouse is sticking again. )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carrie Smattick View Post
    (Damnit, my mouse is sticking again. )
    Don't start that AGAIN.

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    Isn't the new avatar appropriate...



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    Since Vice took the time to make it for me I figured I should use it for at least a week or so, maybe break it out ever so often for special occasions.

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    *jumps onstage and grabs the microphone, clearly intoxicated*

    This one goes out to all mah homies from Survivor *hiccup* YEAHHH

    *raps... badly*
    Doo dodo doondoo... Doo dondoodoo...

    Jesus is still alright with me
    Jesus is still alright, oh yeah
    Jesus is still alright with me
    Jesus is still alright...

    Toby Mac, and the Mac is back no slack
    On a DC track that's jacked, beyond comprehension
    I believe that I failed to mention that
    There's a lack of recognition
    When it comes to His position
    Cause if Christ can't be crossed over,
    Then I'll keep my beat up nova


    *falls over unconscious*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Vimes View Post
    Since Vice took the time to make it for me I figured I should use it for at least a week or so, maybe break it out ever so often for special occasions.
    It's fantastic. I love it.

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    ** Rolls Vans drunk ass off the stage **

    The first round of the Trivia Tournament (pitting Carrie against OMafia) will begin in less than 30 mins here: http://forums.rajah.com/showthread.php?p=5078478.

    Thank you.

    ** Jumps off stage, stepping on Van's fingers as he walks by **

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    Quote Originally Posted by vanettej View Post
    *jumps onstage and grabs the microphone, clearly intoxicated*

    This one goes out to all mah homies from Survivor *hiccup* YEAHHH

    *raps... badly*
    Doo dodo doondoo... Doo dondoodoo...

    Jesus is still alright with me
    Jesus is still alright, oh yeah
    Jesus is still alright with me
    Jesus is still alright...

    Toby Mac, and the Mac is back no slack
    On a DC track that's jacked, beyond comprehension
    I believe that I failed to mention that
    There's a lack of recognition
    When it comes to His position
    Cause if Christ can't be crossed over,
    Then I'll keep my beat up nova


    *falls over unconscious*
    SAY WORD SON!

    *applauds van as he's hoisted into a chair by a couple GRAPE WHORES*

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    Hoohyeah! I am in the ZONE right now...

    Won 8 games of pool in a row...



    And my mouse is still sticking. I need a new one.

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    Thanks to everybody who has watched or participated in the first two rounds of the Trivia Tournament.

    Please join me in congradulating the two players who have advanced to Round 2 already- Carrie and Mikey.

    Salud

    FYI: the next round is tomorrow night.

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    When is it Richard's go? I want to be there for moral support.

    You know, like between every post, type some random numbers, make lewd comments, and be yelling in the background, "Stuff up! Stuff up!"

    He should have been nice...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carrie Smattick View Post
    When is it Richard's go?
    1- Carrie defeated OMafia 10-2 in 17 questions.
    2- Mikey defeated Bad Collin 10-4 in 19 questions.
    3- PMBR v. Taker: 3/31 7P
    4- Sweet v. Fro: 4/2 After RAW
    5- Van v Horse: 4/3 10P
    6- SOB v Richard: 4/4 9P <-----------------------
    7- Caito v TLK: 4/5 10P
    8- Slim v. JR Slim: 4/6 10P

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    Okay, Carrie. I'll reserve a seat for you in my player's box.

    Wear something skimpy. Well, skimpi-er, if you can.
    Nuttin' but , nuttin' but



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    Anybody feel like losing in a game of pool?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard View Post
    Okay, Carrie. I'll reserve a seat for you in my player's box.

    Wear something skimpy. Well, skimpi-er, if you can.
    Nuttin' but , nuttin' but



    You were a big meanie.

    Nuttin' but


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    Don't worry, Carrie, you'll probably have the last laugh when I get my ass kicked during my round.

    I'll do my best to try and put a few points on my board...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Vimes View Post
    Anybody feel like losing in a game of pool?

    I'll play, Sam, I have nothing but time.

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    ** Sams jumps up on stage **

    Alright, you people. Listen up.

    We still need one more player (preferably 9 more) for the inaguaral RAJAH FIGHT FOR THE SILVER POOL TOURNAMENT.

    Now,I think I know what the problem is. You're all thinking to yourselves "Why bother playing? Since my initials are CM I'm doomed, a dead man walking, meat on the hoof." Well, that is true.

    HOWEVER, there are benefits to finishing second. First off, you can pass off saying "I got a Silver Medal in XXXXX" and still sound humble but it's still impressive enough to get you the chicks. Second, you have to get up close to tell Gold from Bronze. Silver, you can tell it's silver from MILES AWAY. Third, a huge lump of gold is just tacky. Silver is classy and goes with everything.

    Now I hear you whining "But Sam, what if I face HER in the first round? I'll be the Buffalo Bills of RAJAH!". Well, that's also true.

    HOWEVER, you should view it as "taking one for the team". Besides, being knocked out by the eventual champ is not a humiliating experience. Being knocked out by the schmuck who eventually finishes 6th is.

    BESIDES, with my karma I'll get her in the first round. I must have Carrie's Bitch stamped on my forehead by now. She's killed me in:

    - Pool
    - Gin
    - Dominoes
    - Bingo
    - Scrabble
    - Upwords
    - Checkers

    Anything I'm missing, Ms. Smattick?

    I finally took a round off her in pool the other night and was feeling big and proud of myself when she informs me afterwards that she was talking to her dad, painting her nails and reading the paper while playing me AND her mouse was messing up.

    The only thing I've ever beaten her in is chess and we all know women can't play chess.

    So, get signed up now and fight for the SILVER!!

    POSREP for everybody who signs up and plays.

    If you don't know how to play, I'll be in later tonight to give you lessons on how to lose at pool.

    ** Jumps down and pins Sign Up Sheet on wall **

    SIGN UP LIST


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    These games are pretty quick - I suggest we make them best-of-3 series at the least.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fro View Post
    These games are pretty quick - I suggest we make them best-of-3 series at the least.
    Best of 7 or 9 actually.

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    Depends on how many rounds we have, but we can increase in by round. Have the finals a best of 7.

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    First and second round- First to 4 wins (Best of 7)
    Third Round- First to 5 wins (Best of 9)

    A game usually takes 5-10 minutes... unless you are playing her. Then its like getting shot in the head; one quick pain then its all over.

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    I gotta have a warm up game with her. I WILL TAME THE BLACK WIDOW. Fact.

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    Tame the Black Widow?


    That's an oxymoron. Good luck!

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    The next round of the TRIVIA TOURNAMENT is scheduled to start now.

    See you in the thread.

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    ** Jumps up on the stage **

    1- Congrats to PMBR for moving into the 2nd round of the Trivia Tournament.

    2- A big "thanks" to Sweet, who stepped in at the last second to give PMBR some competition when SOMEBODY flaked and didn't show.

    3- We still need one more person in the FIGHT FOR THE SILVER pool tournament. Sign up, you bitches.

    4- A momentous event will happen the next time our resident Black Widow posts. Keep an eye out for it.

    ** Jumps from the stage, slaps Richard on the way by for fun **

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    Nothing momentous, just a normal post.

    Maybe next thousand...

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    All of Carrie's posts are monumental.


    GRAPE WHORES
    , bring me a vodka tonic!!!

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    *comes in fresh from Wrestlemania, already drunk off his ass*

    WHOO TAKER WHOOOOOOOO *burp*

    SAM! WHISKEY, SSXTRAIGHT UP! HAHA.

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    ** checks Van's ID **

    Sorry, come back next year when you're old enough. Have a Coke.

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    Come on, just 1 more person for the Silver medal Yahoo tourney.

    Just one more.

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    *throws voice over to Force of Nature's corpse, which is propped up in a corner*

    I'll join, Mikey!




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    *Realises van is still drunk*

    *Throws his ass over 6 tables, 5 bottles of orange juice (no beer) and 2 GRAPE WHORES*

    *Goes back to his diet coke*

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    http://www.clickclickclick.com/

    Get to it people, make your country top

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    Keep refreshing

    And I can't believe someone else is as bored as me to do this...

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    :takes a shot of Jack:

    :watches a tumbleweed blow across the board games forum:

    :sees a poster for a trivia tournament matchup that begins in 90 minutes:

    :takes another shot:


    Looks like a good time...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slim Shady View Post
    I gotta have a warm up game with her. I WILL TAME THE BLACK WIDOW. Fact.
    I'm sorry... What?


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    You know.. I would have won if it wasn't for you taking steroids. Fact. PMBR gives them to you.

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    I would think someone taking steroids would tire after 1 game... Let alone 4...

    I've been drinking water only. Didn't even get to pumping iron!

    I made Slim cry. Fact.

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    You weren't supposed to tell anyone that. BUT.. Since I'm a nice guy..

    *puts on a "I'm Carrie's Bitch" t-shirt*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slim Shady View Post
    You weren't supposed to tell anyone that. BUT.. Since I'm a nice guy..

    *puts on a "I'm Carrie's Bitch" t-shirt*

    They are good quality shirts! Strong cotton, machine washable, and come in every size. Fact.

    Which reminds me, where's my refund for my "SUVIGOR" t-shirt? Huh, buddy?

    *Shoves Slim*


    I didn't pay $1.85 for a sweatshop rip off! I can give you the number of my guy, he went to kindergarten, and can spell.

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    No thanks.. My uncle gives me a good deal for these shirts. So what if he can't spell, and can't whip his own ass. YOU WOULDNT LAUGH AT A GUY IN A WHEELCHAIR WOULD YOU?

    ps I told you, no refunds.

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    *Steals Slim's wallet and helps herself to a $5 note*

    I'm sorry, what?



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    *Steals Slim's wallet from Carrie*

    *Realises Carrie took all the money from it*

    *Throws it on the floor*

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    *finds a wallet on the floor*

    *picks it up and notices there's no money in it*

    What kind of loser has a wallet with no money? Funny.. Mine's the same color. Weird.

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    *Is bored, so starts throwing spit balls at Carrie*

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    *Smacks Slim upside the head*

    Bloody rude!

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    No need for violence. I'm gonna find you anger management classes, Missy.

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    Me thinks you need to be put through a course on etiquette.

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    Me thinks you think that I know what etiquette is.

    You're such an etiquette

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    Poor Slim, such a special case...

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    There needs to be something for sarcasm on the internettingtubes. Fact.

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    GRAPE WHORES!!!!


    Massive drink needed.


    Oh, and any of you happen to me massouses? just wondering

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    *Buys Caito a round of beers*

    Should have I put in more football questions?

    I might need a scotch on the rocks, did I do ok hosting it?

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    The game was a lot sexier than when Same does it..



    Not that it says a lot.. I don't think Sammy is too sexy

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    Haha yeah you did fine


    I really shouldve known the DeNiro one though, answered that way too quick and as soon as I did I knew I was wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caito View Post
    Haha yeah you did fine


    I really shouldve known the DeNiro one though, answered that way too quick and as soon as I did I knew I was wrong.
    :As soon as Caito finishes this statement a foot comes from the left side, slamming into his chin. As Caito falls, SCM steps into view:

    Good luck in your next match Caito...I really just wanted an entrance like that somewhere. You just happened to be the last one to talk. No hard feelings. GRAPE WHORES...when Caito wakes up, give him a drink on me...and rep.

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    FOR ANYBODY INTERESTED...

    The next round of Baseball Survivor 2007 will begin with Saturday's games in the Asylum.

    GET YOUR PICKS IN! http://forums.rajah.com/showthread.php?t=126520

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    ** jumps on stage **

    1- The deadline to sign up for the Rajah pool tournament is Sunday night. If we do not have an 8th player by that time we will just give the Black Widow a bye into the second round, sparing somebody the humiliation of being her first victim. First come, first served for the 8th spot.

    2- All previous losers in the Trivia Tournament- there is a last chance scramble today for the final spot in round 2. Check the thread.

    3- Carrie has moved into SECOND place on the overall rep leader board. Congrats to our resident Aussie pirate lass.

    4- If you are a baseball fan: http://forums.rajah.com/showpost.php...1&postcount=75

    ** jumps off stage **

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweet_Chin_Music View Post
    :As soon as Caito finishes this statement a foot comes from the left side, slamming into his chin. As Caito falls, SCM steps into view:


    :Caito wakes up to see multiple GRAPE WHORES surrounding him:

    Fuck, me head hurts a lot!!!

    Random GRAPE WHORE: here's a beer. It'll help.

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    Hey GRAPE WHORE!!!!

    When Bad Collin gets here give him a drink on me.

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    OK cowards.

    Last chance for somebody to take the 8th spot in the FIGHT FOR THE SILVER pool tournament.

    Also, a toast to Collin, who had to drop from the Trivia Tourny and good luck to Caito, who will be taking his place.

    Finally, the Red Cross will be setting up a tent out back to handle all of the refugees from the Big Brother game.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Vimes View Post
    Last chance for somebody to take the 8th spot in the FIGHT FOR THE SILVER pool tournament.
    *sigh* If I have to, I guess I'll enter twice...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Vimes View Post

    Finally, the Red Cross will be setting up a tent out back to handle all of the refugees from the Big Brother game.

    *Carrie runs back to her corner and curls up on the floor, rocking back and forth*

    Nonononononononono...

    *Sits up for a brief moment*

    Although, I did hear Barry Manilow was staying at your hut, Sammy. He hasn't managed to scare off the GRAPE WHORES yet.

    *Goes back to rocking incoherently*

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    Let's just give the Black Widow a second round bye. I mean, skipping a meal for her won't make that much of a difference, right, RIGHT?

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    The Black Widow welcomes Alicia down here into the lair...

    You can't escape now, you're one of us!

















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    *runs back to the W forums*

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    Aha! Made you post.

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    Stop messsing around with Carrie () and get back to the Brain Teasers!

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    *Sits Randy at the bar*

    Now, is that a taped up mouth, or tied to the chair?

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    Both

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    Liar! That is quite the talent, talking through a duct-taped mouth...

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    What?

    Can't hear you all the way up here in the W forums

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carrie Smattick View Post


    Never has that smiley been better used.

    Welcome to our newest chick, Alicia.


    Richard, this is a G-I-R-L. It's what the rest of us guys try to snuggle with. You will note that they:
    1. are (usually) less hairy
    2. are (usually) softer
    3. have no penis... except in special circumstances

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    I can confirm I am much less hairy, definitely softer and last time I checked, didn't have a penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alicia View Post
    I can confirm I am much less hairy, definitely softer and last time I checked, didn't have a penis.


    Excellent.

    Have a beer. Ignore the dead guy in the corner, that's just FoN. Mind what you say around PMBR- he's experiencing Roid Rage. Don't let Mikey have a beer, he's too young and can't hold his liquor. If Carrie challenges you to a friendly game of pool, RUN! We don't call her "the Black Widow" for nothing.

    Tuesday Night is Ladies Night. All topless women drink free all night.

    Welcome to the Gamer's Lounge. A GRAPE WHORE will seat you now.

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    Topless?

    What the hell is a grape whore?

    And Carrie and I are currently tied at one game apiece at chess. She claims to be rubbish at it, but she's a big fibber

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    That's how she draws people into her web.

    Next thing you know you've signed over your house and promised to babysit her cat the next time she goes out of town.

    GRAPE WHORES are from the Survivor Game. They started as the scantily clad native women who peeled grapes for me and I just brought them with me back here to help me run this place. They're a fixture around these parts now. Think of them as cocktail waitresses if it helps.

    Topless Tuesday is completely optional. It's just our way of saying we appreciate our female customers.
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