Tucker not allowed near them
Twix
Tucker not allowed near them
Twix
It's called Raider in France.
Goobers
Demographic still smarter than Tucker
Thin Mints
The best girl scout cookies
My wife
You're lucky to have her!
Raisinettes
Sometimes raisins are too big
Ariana Grande
Sounds like a Starbucks drink
Donald Pleasence
Didn't he play that guy?
I am mad at myself for the missed opportunity about Donald's wife. I should have said "I have seen her naked"
Anyway, back to the topic at hand....
Walmart
If you have, you are one lucky man.Originally Posted by 3puppies
I love shopping with rednecks
Vanna White
She can sell you vowels
Neapolitan ice cream
Chocolate, Vanilla, Srawberry, in harmony
NFL Combine
Athletes getting reviewed like cattle
xfl
It's similar to rugby league?
Mean Gene
To quote him…”Fuck it”
Million Dollar Man
Money money money money money
Ultimate Warrior
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RUN, RUN, RUN, PRESS SLAM
Pride & Prejudice
Jane Austen does it again.
Futurama
Matt Groening does it again
Cleveland Show
Completely inferior to American Dad
American Dad
Much better than Cleveland Show
ESPN
sounds like "he is peein'"
Mars Attacks!
Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!
Moby
Can get stomped by Obie
Beast Wars
Transformers fandom meets Furry fandom
IHOP
Not found in the UK.
Kerrang
Chord on an electric guitar.
Domino's Pizza
Tomorrow getting Two For Tuesday
McDonald’s
Second best of fast food
Stanley Kubrick
Didn't invent the Rubik's Cube
George Costanza
Jason Alexander's best known role.
William Hartnell
The first doctor called 'who'?
Calvin and Hobbes
Joey Tribbiani wore the T-Shirt
Indiana Jones
We named the dog Indiana
Sean Connery
The name's Bond...James Bond
Dreyski
I'm picturing Dr. Dre skiing
Bam Bam Bigelow
Flame tattoos and unitard. Cartwheels
Johnny Lawrence
Never heard of the guy
Jesus Christ
Not Johnny from Cobra Kai
Taylor Swift
Both my daughters love her
Kermit the Frog
It ain't easy being green
The Lion King
It’s Hamlet with African animals
The Emperor’s New Groove
David Spades' only tolerable role
Ohio
I often drive through it.
Steve Jobs
Fell for some bullshit, died
Hans Moleman
fell through a pothole, lived
Steve Guttenberg
Didn't invent the printing press
Apollo 11
one giant leap for mankind
Apollo Crews
First Nigerian United States Champion
Cameron Diaz
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Had many a wank to
Val Venis
Choppy choppy your pee pee
D-Lo Brown
Ended Droz's professional wrestling career
Slayer
Well known Death Metal Band
Trolls
The dolls are more fun
Penguins
Burgess Meredith and Danny Devito
Baby Shark
Doo doo doo doo doo
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Hilarious parody by Mel Brooks.
Spaceballs
So-so parody by Mel Brooks
Donald Pleasence
Fuck Dana, Nese and Braun
Badger
The greatest of all time.
Pubic hair
At 11, I got them
Banana bread
Everyone baked it during covid
Terry-Thomas
Thickly mustachioed british comic actor
Princess Peach
Sorry I’m in another castle
Peter Griffin (poster and character both acceptable)
Fat idiot but also hilarious
Orca
Free Willy lied to you
Kelly Kapowski
My brain read "Killer Kowalski"
Sprite
Coca Cola's version of 7Up
McFlurry.
Dairy Queen's is much better.
Diabetes
Wilford Brimley pronounces it diabeetus
Las Vegas
What happens here, stays here
Hugh Jackman
Sold his soul to Deadpool
Alfred Hitchcock
Before #MeToo, fat Psycho director
Richard Pryor
Best movie was Superman III
Paper bags
Used to be free here.
Taxes
Paid my wife's boob job
Tentacle porn
paid for many boob jobs
Cyclops from the X-Men
Fantasy: Jean Grey boob job
HMS Invincible
Former Royal Navy's lead ship
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
Enjoyed Randolph's wife's boob job?
Teri Hatcher
My wife has bigger boobs
ceiling fans
Sometimes makes it too cold
I think that must make @LemonDemonGirl the winner of the game?
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